Soooo my 4 year old nephew just told me this. He's a little nerd but it made me chuckle. Knock knock...
Cows go who?
No idiot... Cows go moo!
Nerd joke A photon walks up to an airline counter to buy a ticket and the clerk asks "any baggage to check?" The photon replies "No, I'm traveling light."
What do you call a death match between E.T. and a nerd with no social life? Alien versus Redditor.
Just because someone found out how to connect a keyboard and a portable radio together doesn't make them a nerd That would be stereotyping.
The bully loomed threateningly over the nerd and said, "You know what snitches get don't you?" Ummm, "150 points?"
(In a high school class room)
Girl: Do you see that [email protected]#$ING nerd over there.
Teacher: Don't be so mean, he could be your boss one day.
Nerd: Sorry I don't plan on being a pimp
From my 2yo sister
Banana cross the road you chicken nerd
What do you call a tall, obese computer nerd with a bladder control problem. A Big Fat Geek Wetting.
A Nerd joke.. A photon walks up to an airline counter to buy a ticket and the clerk asks "any baggage to check?" The photon replies "No, I'm traveling light."
Came to me while folding laundry (bad nerd pun incoming).
What was the name of the first Protozoa to circumnavigate the globe?
Me being a math nerd I was certain that my crush would reject me if I asked her out But either way, I was 2² to ask her out
A nerd was invited to compete in the Trigonometry Mathletic Competition...
"Sine me up!"
What did the nerd say on a hot day?
I wish I was cool.
(Original joke made up by my 7-year old)
I'm so proud of myself
Today there were a group of 4 guys beating up a nerd in school, so I went over to help.
Needless to say, he didn't do well against all 5 of us.
you should make sure chrome doesn't save your password on lab computers
i logged you out
Why was the computer nerd sad that there weren't any barbecues with wifi? Because there aren't any grills on the internet.
When a South African tells me they really love math I can't work out if they're a nerd or an addict
Why did the chemist wear gloves to brush his teeth?
His mouth was 4 molar
Post your favorite nerd chem jokes!
When people tell me I'm a nerd for being good at math... ...I simply tell them that I'll add a knife to my hand, divide all their blood vessels, and subtract them from this world.
Help, I need nerd jokes the average high school student can understand.
Something along these lines,
Why can't you trust an atom? They make up everything.
What's the difference between a nerd and a stoner? One gets high scores, while the other gets high on scores.
What do you do with a sick chemist?
A: If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.
How does a computer nerd ask out a girl?
Wanna see my software turn into a hard drive?
I made up this joke independently, so if if was already thought of I apologize.
My software developer friends tell me to stop exposing them to COVID-19 jokes... .. but I tell them it's the best way to achieve nerd immunity.
Growing up as a nerd in Mississippi, I found it difficult to connect to people around me. Until I learned about my great grandfather. Turns out, he used to LARP in the 40s. He was the Grand Wizard of his Guild.
A Bully walked up to a Nerd and said.....
Bully: Hey Nerd. I bet all your friends are nerds too!
Nerd: That is where you are wrong. I have no friends.
You know what they say about autocorrect... ...it's not there when you nerd it, and it is there when you din't.
What is the difference between a nerd and a geek? What is the difference between a nerd and a geek?
An unpopular math nerd in school never really interacted with anyone.
Some girls decided to play a prank by giving him a piece of paper saying "i <3 u".
Unfortunately, the nerd did not understand and just responded, "Assuming solving for u, u > i/3".
I'm a nerd and I just met the love of my life online. She's a girl gamer and wants to add me on fortnite, she watches all of the same anime shows as I do, and she says she'll give me a special surprise if I venmo her $30. I bet it's her fortnite username!!!
A programmer walks into a bar and orders 1.000000119 root beers.
The bartender says,
"I'll have to charge you extra, that's a root beer float."
So the programmer says,
"Well in that case make it a double."
Got stuck on the highway when the engine blew on the way to Comic Con. It was a nerd bus breakdown.
A nerd walks up to a hot girl "Girl you must not have been indexed by Google, because I haven't found anyone like you"
I was walking down the street after school when I saw one of the freshman’s in my senior Calculus class getting beat up by 4 dudes. So being the Good Samaritan I am, I joined in to help. That little nerd didn’t stand a chance against the 5 of us.
My computer nerd friend had a failed suicide attempt today... He wrote CTRL-X on both of his wrists
I was a bit of a nerd in high school. Instead of chasing girls I was studying philosophy My friends always said that I put Descartes before the whores.