If I had a dollar for everytime someone called me a boring nerd.. I'd have a mean daily income of $5.64 with a standard deviation of $1.25
Nerd joke A photon walks up to an airline counter to buy a ticket and the clerk asks "any baggage to check?" The photon replies "No, I'm traveling light."
Q: How many geeks does it take to ruin a joke? A: You mean nerd, not geek. And not joke, but riddle. Proceed.
Just because someone found out how to connect a keyboard and a portable radio together doesn't make them a nerd That would be stereotyping.
My nerd friend just got a Ph.D. on the history of palindromes. He is now Dr.Awkward.
My crush rejected me for being a math nerd I was 2² to ask her out
[Nerd Joke] Yo momma's so fat she sees red lights as green... ...Doctors call this colour blindness, physicists call it gravitational blue-shift.
I asked a nerd what his New Year's resolution was. He said, "1920x1080".
The bully loomed threateningly over the nerd and said, "You know what snitches get don't you?" Ummm, "150 points?"
[Nerd joke] What do trespassers have in common with logical fallacies? They both violate the rules of the premises.
(In a high school class room)
Girl: Do you see that [email protected]#$ING nerd over there.
Teacher: Don't be so mean, he could be your boss one day.
Nerd: Sorry I don't plan on being a pimp
you know what really turns on a nerd? unprotected wifi
What do you call a nerd after highschool? Boss
What does a deaf math nerd speak? Sine language.
Come over to the Nerd side... We have Pi.
I can't eat whale blubber.
I've tried it, I'm just not Inuit.
-my beloved nerd of a husband
A nerd walked into bar He wasn't wearing his glasses
* nerds phone rings in class *
Cool Guy - awww, was that your mommy?
* whole class laughs *
Nerd Guy - nope, it was yours.
* whole class is silent *
From my 2yo sister
Banana cross the road you chicken nerd
What do you call a tall, obese computer nerd with a bladder control problem. A Big Fat Geek Wetting.
How to tell a difference between a Politician and chemistry nerd? Ask them to read the word- "unionized"
A knock sounds at a nerd's door...
"You know who?"
"Exactly. AVADA KEDAVRA!!!!!"
A Nerd joke.. A photon walks up to an airline counter to buy a ticket and the clerk asks "any baggage to check?" The photon replies "No, I'm traveling light."
"There's no escape..." ...says a nerd in front of a broken keyboard.
My crush rejected me for being a Math nerd. I was 2^2 to ask her out.
Nerd joke of the week If Frodo is a Hobbit, are 8 Frodos a Hobbyte?
A nerd was invited to compete in the Trigonometry Mathletic Competition...
"Sine me up!"
(Nerd joke warning) What do you call a pharmacy that *may* exist? An hypothecary
What's a kinky nerd into? USBDSM
My kid is a Geography nerd, he's 3.... He says, "when I'm Hungary, I eat Turkey!" I can never out dad-joke this fella.
When people tell me I'm a nerd for being good at math... ...I simply tell them that I'll add a knife to my hand, divide all their blood vessels, and subtract them from this world.
What's the difference between a nerd and a stoner? One gets high scores, while the other gets high on scores.
What do you say to a nerd that broke their arm? Wow, ***algebraic*** it?
Nerd's Guide To Pickup Lines 101 "If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA Helicase so I could unzip your genes.
My computer nerd friend had a failed suicide attempt today... He wrote CTRL-X on both of his wrists
If Hitler was a tech nerd He would've written a book called my comp
Growing up as a nerd in Mississippi, I found it difficult to connect to people around me. Until I learned about my great grandfather. Turns out, he used to LARP in the 40s. He was the Grand Wizard of his Guild.