Hilarious Bowling Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

Funniest Bowling Jokes

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My wife asked me: "Shall we go bowling or stay cozy home." I replied: " I am sick of putting my fingers in holes that everyone has touched with their sweaty hands. Let's go bowling!"

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After winning the game, I threw the ball into the crowd just like they do on TV. Apparently that's unacceptable in bowling.

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After winning the game, I decided to throw the ball into the crowd, like they do on TV... Apparently, that's unacceptable in bowling...

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What does a vegetable get in bowling? A-spare-I-guess

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It was my son's birthday, so I took 4 of his mates for a burger and then bowling. They had a great time, he would have loved it

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After winning the game, I threw the ball into the crowd as they do on TV. Evidently, that's unacceptable in bowling.

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What did Voldemort say to Peter Pettigrew when they went bowling? “*Kill the spare.*”

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The Harshest "Yo Mamma" Joke... Yo Mamma is like a bowling ball...

She likes to get picked up, fingered, thrown down a dark alley, then comes back for more.

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Whenever I go bowling.... I enter my name as "3 testicles".

That way, occasionally the monitor says "Congratulations 3 testicles! You got a spare!"

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I went bowling with my daughter. Next time I'll just use a bowling ball.

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What does a bowling ball and your mom have in common? You can pick them up, stick your fingers in them, and throw them in the gutter, and they'll always come back.

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Was with my girlfriend yesterday.. We discussed if we should go bowling or just stay at home and chill.
Told her that I didn't want my fingers where everyone else's fingers had been.

So we went bowling.

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My girlfriend bought me a bowling ball the other day. She thought i wouldn't like it but, It was right up my alley!

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Riddle me this, Batman. What do you find in an alley that has holes in it? "M-my parents?"

"No! A bowling ball! I'm so sorry..."

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What's the difference between your mother and a bowling ball? You can only get 3 fingers in a bowling ball!

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I asked my French friend if he watched superbowl... ...he said bowling is not so big in Europe.

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After winning the game, I decided to throw the ball to the spectators... Apparently that's frowned upon in bowling.

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Breaking up with your significant other is like bowling You carry something heavy going into it, and if it goes as planned, you walk away with an X.

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After I won the game, I decided to throw the ball into the crowd just like they do on TV. Now I’m permanently banned from the bowling tournament.

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Why did the bowling pins stop working? They went on strike!

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What's the only difference between a prostitute and a bowling ball? I can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball

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How many people with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb? Wanna go bowling?

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Your mom is like a bowling ball. She's round, heavy, gets picked up, fingered in three holes, tossed in the gutter and she still comes back for more.

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In honor of the Bowling Green Massacre, wear a green ribbon . . . . . . or, perhaps more appropriately, some color you made up in your head.

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I threw my ball into the crowd after I won the game. And that's why they won't let me go bowling anymore.

:)

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Despair. What a Jamaican gets when he's bowling.

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After hours of waiting for the bowling alley to open... ...we finally got the ball rolling.

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After I won the game I decide to throw the ball into the crowd like they do on TV.... Apparently that's unacceptable in bowling

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The Galactic Empire, after the destruction of the Death Star, has taken to bowling during the interim. The Empire Strikes Back, they call it.

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What's the difference between your mom and a bowling ball? Your mom can't fit in a bowling ball.

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My aunt lost a foot when someone dropped a bowling ball on her Does she walk with a limp?

No, she's just a bit shorter.

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I started to tell a bowling joke to my friend He stopped me and said: spare me.

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The bowling alley down the street just had its 300th strike. They must have terrible working conditions.

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If you have any puns about bowling Spare me

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What do bowling and vegetables have in common? A spare I guess

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What's the best way to pick up a woman? Like a bowling ball.

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Which sport is the quietest? Bowling. You can hear a pin drop.

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Bowling is a racist game. You're a black ball trying to knock over a bunch of rednecks

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Did you hear about the Bowling Green Massacre? No?
Neither did the victims.

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New Bowling Jokes

If you were to lock three marines in a room with a bowling ball... That bowling ball would wind up broken, missing, and or pregnant.

You can switch out marines with any group of knuckle heads.

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What is the difference between a Bowling Ball and a Woman A Bowling Ball doesn't Moan when you put your fingers inside

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Why don’t Asian people like bowling? Because to them it’s bowring.

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What's the difference between a whole bunch of babies and a large stock of bowling bowls? You can't stack the bowling bowls using a pitchfork.

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My friend told me that onions were the only things that could make him cry so I threw a bowling ball at him to prove him wrong

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Was reading about that shooting at a bowling alley today. Luckily some of the hostages managed to escape... They waited until 7/10, then they split...

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What did the vegetable get in bowling? A spare, I guess.

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Your wife and your attorney are drowning. You got two options... Go golfing, or go bowling

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I was bowling with a friend and when it was his turn, I called out to him: "Germany, Italy, Spain, Norway!"

"What?" My friend said.

"Europe."

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Why couldn't the bowling club attract any good players? They said 3 strikes you're out.

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Why do Babies have the soft spot on the top of their heads? So that if there is a fire in the hospital, the nurses can carry them out 3 to each hand like a bowling ball.

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I just started a new job in a bowling alley Yeh, just tenpin'

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The Japanese do not play bowling... ...it's boring.

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Arguing on the Internet is like the Special Olympics Once you get there, you realize those kids are really good at bowling.

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Cage the Elephant only won the Grammy out of pity... ...because they're originally from Bowling Green, and everyone was sorry for the loved ones they lost.

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One shudders to think how much worse the Bowling Green Massacre would have been... ... If it weren't for the heroic intervention by Frederick Douglass.

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