My wife asked me: "Shall we go bowling or stay cozy home." I replied: " I am sick of putting my fingers in holes that everyone has touched with their sweaty hands. Let's go bowling!"
The Harshest "Yo Mamma" Joke...
Yo Mamma is like a bowling ball...
She likes to get picked up, fingered, thrown down a dark alley, then comes back for more.
What does a bowling ball and your mom have in common? You can pick them up, stick your fingers in them, and throw them in the gutter, and they'll always come back.
After winning the game I decided to throw my ball into the crowd Apparently that’s frowned upon in bowling
After a successful strike dad would always love throwing the ball to the kids in the crowd.
After the 3rd time, he wasn't allowed in the bowling alley anymore.
Was with my girlfriend yesterday..
We discussed if we should go bowling or just stay at home and chill.
Told her that I didn't want my fingers where everyone else's fingers had been.
So we went bowling.
Riddle me this, Batman. What do you find in an alley that has holes in it?
"No! A bowling ball! I'm so sorry..."
My girlfriend bought me a bowling ball the other day. She thought i wouldn't like it but, It was right up my alley!
What's the difference between your mother and a bowling ball? You can only get 3 fingers in a bowling ball!
I asked my French friend if he watched superbowl... ...he said bowling is not so big in Europe.
What's the difference between a truck load of babies and a truck load of bowling balls?
There's only one you can unload with a pitchfork.
Edit: Who said something about dead babies?
After I won the game, I decided to throw the ball into the crowd just like they do on TV. Now I’m permanently banned from the bowling tournament.
Breaking up with your significant other is like bowling You carry something heavy going into it, and if it goes as planned, you walk away with an X.
What's the only difference between a prostitute and a bowling ball? I can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball
Your mom is like a bowling ball. She's round, heavy, gets picked up, fingered in three holes, tossed in the gutter and she still comes back for more.
I threw my ball into the crowd after I won the game.
And that's why they won't let me go bowling anymore.
In honor of the Bowling Green Massacre, wear a green ribbon . . . . . . or, perhaps more appropriately, some color you made up in your head.
After I won the game I decide to throw the ball into the crowd like they do on TV.... Apparently that's unacceptable in bowling
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a bowling ball? I don’t have a freezer full of bowling balls in my basement.
The Galactic Empire, after the destruction of the Death Star, has taken to bowling during the interim. The Empire Strikes Back, they call it.
A woman ask her husband if he wants to go bowling or spend a night together at home...
The man said:
"I don't want to spend my time sticking my fingers in stinky holes where everyone putted their fingers in..
Let's go bowling!"
What’s the difference between a bowling ball and a baby? a bowling ball doesn’t scream when its rolled down the aisle
What's the difference between your mom and a bowling ball? Your mom can't fit in a bowling ball.
My car can speed faster than bullets, drive under water and knock down evil like bowling pins. It's a Porsche to be reckoned with
Whats the difference between a truckload of babies and a truckload of bowling balls? You can´t unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork.
Whats the difference between a prostitute and a bowling ball? You cant fit a prostitute in a bowling ball
What's the difference between a sorority girl and a bowling ball? You can only fit three fingers in the bowling ball.
My aunt lost a foot when someone dropped a bowling ball on her
Does she walk with a limp?
No, she's just a bit shorter.
The bowling alley down the street just had its 300th strike. They must have terrible working conditions.
A video of a groundbreaking bowler goes viral He still had to pay to fix the bowling lane though
Me and my trans male buddy decided to form a bowling team. We’re calling ourselves “2 Men 2 Balls 1 Goal.”
What do you call playing tenpins with your friends amid the lockdown? Bowling for quarantine.
in france a dinner jacket is le smoking a track suit is le jogging. a camp site is le camping. a bowling alley is le bowling. that they call their swimming pools la pissing is why i've never been able to trust them
What is the difference between a Bowling Ball and a Woman A Bowling Ball doesn't Moan when you put your fingers inside
What do you call a bowling ball that falls from the sky and knocks down all the bowling pins? An Airstrike
I always like to go bowling on Thanksgiving. Because I am guaranteed to get a turkey that day.
What’s the difference between a truckload of puppies and a truckload of bowling balls? You can’t unload bowling balls with a pitchfork.
What's the Difference Between a Truckload of Bowling Balls and a Truck Full of Woodchucks? You can't unload the bowling balls with a pitch-fork
Thought I would be fine having another drink. Woke up later in an alley. Then, the bowling ball hit me.
What's the difference between a truck load full of bowling balls and one full of babies? You can't unload the bowling balls with a pitch fork
What's the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't offload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.
What's the difference between a whole bunch of babies and a large stock of bowling bowls? You can't stack the bowling bowls using a pitchfork.
What’s the difference between a truckload of babies and a truckload of bowling balls You can’t unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork
Have you ever heard of the Bowling Ball Killer?
He waits till he sees a group of people standing in a perfect bowling pin formation and then that's when he strikes. Very disturbing.
(not mine, but my partner's joke)
What’s the difference between a truckload of babies and a truckload of bowling balls? You can’t unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork.
A bowling ball and a black man fall out of a tree at the same time and altitude, what hits the ground first?
The bowling ball.
the black man stops at the neck.
The owner of the local bowling alley decides to divorce his wife now he has to pay her alley-money
What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? You can only get three fingers in a bowling ball.
If god is bowling when its thundering... If God is bowling when it's thundering and the angels are crying when it's raining, then what's going on up there when it's snowing...
I told my wife that I’d gotten a new job at the bowling alley
She said “ten pin?”
I said “no it’s permanent!”
I was lucky enough to win a couple of coupons for some cool bowling balls with number jokes printed on them.
I won two, three for five, sick "seven ate nine" ten pin bowling balls.
Or in other words I... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 ...pin bowling balls.
Why do moon rocks taste better than Earth rocks?
They’re a little meteor.
A joke I saw at the bowling alley...just wanted to share.
My friend told me that onions were the only things that could make him cry so I threw a bowling ball at him to prove him wrong
Was reading about that shooting at a bowling alley today. Luckily some of the hostages managed to escape... They waited until 7/10, then they split...
What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? You can't unload a truckload of bowling balls with a pitchfork.
I was bowling with a friend and when it was his turn, I called out to him:
"Germany, Italy, Spain, Norway!"
"What?" My friend said.
Why do Babies have the soft spot on the top of their heads? So that if there is a fire in the hospital, the nurses can carry them out 3 to each hand like a bowling ball.
What is the difference between a bowling ball and a baby? I don't have a collection of bowling balls in my basement.
What is the difference between a trunk full of bowling balls and a trunk full of dead babies? You can't use a pitchfork to take out the bowlig balls.
Cage the Elephant only won the Grammy out of pity... ...because they're originally from Bowling Green, and everyone was sorry for the loved ones they lost.