My wife asked me: "Shall we go bowling or stay cozy home." I replied: " I am sick of putting my fingers in holes that everyone has touched with their sweaty hands. Let's go bowling!"
After winning the game, I threw the ball into the crowd just like they do on TV. Apparently that's unacceptable in bowling.
After winning the game, I decided to throw the ball into the crowd, like they do on TV... Apparently, that's unacceptable in bowling...
What does a vegetable get in bowling? A-spare-I-guess
It was my son's birthday, so I took 4 of his mates for a burger and then bowling. They had a great time, he would have loved it
After winning the game, I threw the ball into the crowd as they do on TV. Evidently, that's unacceptable in bowling.
What did Voldemort say to Peter Pettigrew when they went bowling? “*Kill the spare.*”
The Harshest "Yo Mamma" Joke...
Yo Mamma is like a bowling ball...
She likes to get picked up, fingered, thrown down a dark alley, then comes back for more.
Whenever I go bowling....
I enter my name as "3 testicles".
That way, occasionally the monitor says "Congratulations 3 testicles! You got a spare!"
I went bowling with my daughter. Next time I'll just use a bowling ball.
What does a bowling ball and your mom have in common? You can pick them up, stick your fingers in them, and throw them in the gutter, and they'll always come back.
Was with my girlfriend yesterday..
We discussed if we should go bowling or just stay at home and chill.
Told her that I didn't want my fingers where everyone else's fingers had been.
So we went bowling.
My girlfriend bought me a bowling ball the other day. She thought i wouldn't like it but, It was right up my alley!
Riddle me this, Batman. What do you find in an alley that has holes in it?
"No! A bowling ball! I'm so sorry..."
What's the difference between your mother and a bowling ball? You can only get 3 fingers in a bowling ball!
I asked my French friend if he watched superbowl... ...he said bowling is not so big in Europe.
After winning the game, I decided to throw the ball to the spectators... Apparently that's frowned upon in bowling.
Breaking up with your significant other is like bowling You carry something heavy going into it, and if it goes as planned, you walk away with an X.
After I won the game, I decided to throw the ball into the crowd just like they do on TV. Now I’m permanently banned from the bowling tournament.
Why did the bowling pins stop working? They went on strike!
What's the only difference between a prostitute and a bowling ball? I can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball
How many people with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb? Wanna go bowling?
Your mom is like a bowling ball. She's round, heavy, gets picked up, fingered in three holes, tossed in the gutter and she still comes back for more.
In honor of the Bowling Green Massacre, wear a green ribbon . . . . . . or, perhaps more appropriately, some color you made up in your head.
I threw my ball into the crowd after I won the game.
And that's why they won't let me go bowling anymore.
Despair. What a Jamaican gets when he's bowling.
After hours of waiting for the bowling alley to open... ...we finally got the ball rolling.
After I won the game I decide to throw the ball into the crowd like they do on TV.... Apparently that's unacceptable in bowling
The Galactic Empire, after the destruction of the Death Star, has taken to bowling during the interim. The Empire Strikes Back, they call it.
What's the difference between your mom and a bowling ball? Your mom can't fit in a bowling ball.
My aunt lost a foot when someone dropped a bowling ball on her
Does she walk with a limp?
No, she's just a bit shorter.
I started to tell a bowling joke to my friend He stopped me and said: spare me.
The bowling alley down the street just had its 300th strike. They must have terrible working conditions.
If you have any puns about bowling Spare me
What do bowling and vegetables have in common? A spare I guess
What's the best way to pick up a woman? Like a bowling ball.
Which sport is the quietest? Bowling. You can hear a pin drop.
Bowling is a racist game. You're a black ball trying to knock over a bunch of rednecks
Did you hear about the Bowling Green Massacre?
Neither did the victims.
If you were to lock three marines in a room with a bowling ball...
That bowling ball would wind up broken, missing, and or pregnant.
You can switch out marines with any group of knuckle heads.
What is the difference between a Bowling Ball and a Woman A Bowling Ball doesn't Moan when you put your fingers inside
Why don’t Asian people like bowling? Because to them it’s bowring.
What's the difference between a whole bunch of babies and a large stock of bowling bowls? You can't stack the bowling bowls using a pitchfork.
My friend told me that onions were the only things that could make him cry so I threw a bowling ball at him to prove him wrong
Was reading about that shooting at a bowling alley today. Luckily some of the hostages managed to escape... They waited until 7/10, then they split...
What did the vegetable get in bowling? A spare, I guess.
Your wife and your attorney are drowning. You got two options... Go golfing, or go bowling
I was bowling with a friend and when it was his turn, I called out to him:
"Germany, Italy, Spain, Norway!"
"What?" My friend said.
Why couldn't the bowling club attract any good players? They said 3 strikes you're out.
Why do Babies have the soft spot on the top of their heads? So that if there is a fire in the hospital, the nurses can carry them out 3 to each hand like a bowling ball.
I just started a new job in a bowling alley Yeh, just tenpin'
The Japanese do not play bowling... ...it's boring.
Arguing on the Internet is like the Special Olympics Once you get there, you realize those kids are really good at bowling.
Cage the Elephant only won the Grammy out of pity... ...because they're originally from Bowling Green, and everyone was sorry for the loved ones they lost.
One shudders to think how much worse the Bowling Green Massacre would have been... ... If it weren't for the heroic intervention by Frederick Douglass.