Colonoscopy Jokes

Funny Colonoscopy Jokes
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So I had a colonoscopy today... While my doctor was preparing me for the examination he said, "Don't worry, at this stage of the procedure it's quite normal to get an erection"

"I haven't got an erection," I said.

"No, but I have." he replied.

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What they tell you in the colonoscopy waiting room km13e4yv9ReZNQSVKwx5G9xrGfpM1O

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The weirdest part about my colonoscopy was the doctor telling me that I’d feel a bit of pressure, but both of his hands were on my shoulders.

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If 2020 were a drink, what would it be? A colonoscopy prep.

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I would rather have a colonoscopy than read twitter comments With a colonoscopy there's only a CHANCE you'll find cancer.

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I got my colonoscopy results The doctor gave me two thumbs up!

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I forgot to pay my colonoscopy bill. Now I’m in arrears.

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Had a colonoscopy the other day, Worst dentist appointment I've ever had.

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Did you hear about the golfer who started a colonoscopy clinic? He does 18 holes a day.

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Got one of those take home Colonoscopy kits... The results were really hard to swallow.

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Colonoscopy A man gets released from his first colonoscopy into the recovery room. His wife and doctor arrive bedside to discuss the results of his operation. Before the doctor can open his mouth, the wife says "Did you find his head?"

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Great news America! The results from President Trump's colonoscopy test are back! They found his head…

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The doctors think I might have cancer, and have scheduled a colonoscopy for tomorrow afternoon. They said they wanted to have a look and see if they could get to the bottom of it.

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Someone I know gave a really deep speech to convince me to go for a colonoscopy What else can I say?
Something touched me deep inside.

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What should the real name for a colonoscopy be? A colonoscopoo.

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I had a colonoscopy yesterday everything came out ok but i was the butt of every joke

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What's the difference between a colonoscopy and an endoscopy? The taste.

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That new vet really screwed up my pig's colonoscopy He's pretty ham-fisted

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What do you call a colonoscopy on a donkey? An assassin.

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Glad we got to the colonoscopy appointment early There was an assload of people that came in after us.

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I had a colonoscopy yesterday and I think the doctor must have got carried away. I said to him, "Can you back that up a little, it's irritating my tonsils.

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