"Mom, my colleagues at school say I have a big head..."
"They are all lying, son, don't listen to them." said his mom. Then she asked, "Can you bring me 2 kg of potatoes, please?"
"But how do I carry them?", asked the kid.
His mom answered, "Use your cap!"
Hey son, why do you have such a big head? Cuz I’m from Metrocity and you’re not my dad.
So I heard Justin Bieber was hung... Kind of explains why he has a big head.
When I was a kid, I had a big head, so everyone called me "pumpkin head", but then my body grew into it. Now they call me "pumpkin body".