Big Head Jokes

Funny Big Head Jokes
Score: 13

"Mom, my colleagues at school say I have a big head..." "They are all lying, son, don't listen to them." said his mom. Then she asked, "Can you bring me 2 kg of potatoes, please?"

"But how do I carry them?", asked the kid.

His mom answered, "Use your cap!"

Score: 2

Hey son, why do you have such a big head? Cuz I’m from Metrocity and you’re not my dad.

Score: 1

So I heard Justin Bieber was hung... Kind of explains why he has a big head.

Score: 1

When I was a kid, I had a big head, so everyone called me "pumpkin head", but then my body grew into it. Now they call me "pumpkin body".

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