Did you hear about the Aggie that moved to Oklahoma? Raised the I.Q. of both states.
I met a Texas Aggie the other day that had ridden a stick horse all the way up to Indiana.
"That must've been a long journey, " I said to him.
"You're telling me," he answered, "it feels like I walked all the way."
How do you ruin an Aggie's party? You flush the punch bowl.