Sans Jokes

Funny Sans Jokes
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What do you call a group of senior Japanese comedians? Comic Sans

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Comic Sans walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "we don't serve your type in here."

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The Chief of Police died responding to people changing fonts on town signs There we were, left sans-sheriff

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Comic Sans walks in to a bar. The bartender says, sorry we don’t serve your type.

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Comic Sans Comic Sans walks into a bar. The bartender says, "we don't serve your type here."

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What's Robin Hood's favourite font? Sans Sheriff!

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If an angel statue is removed from a fountain... ...would that make it a sans seraph font?

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What was Bob Marley's favourite font? Sans Sheriff!

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Who handles font related crimes? A sans sheriff!

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What is Bob Marley's Favorite Typeface? Sans Sheriff

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What font was used on Wyatt Earp's tombstone? Sans Sheriff.

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I had trouble getting drunk off the coast of East Africa Turns out Zanzibar is sans a bar.

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Comic Sans walks into a bar The Bartender says, “Get Out- We don’t serve your type.”

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Comic Sans Serif walks into a bar.... ... the bartender says: "Get out! We don't serve your type here! "

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What do you call a fountain whose angel statue has been stolen? A sans seraph font.

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Why did people not like the new Undertale graphic novel? It was Comic Sans.

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I don't mind comic sans. It's honestly a very well rounded font.

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What is Chewbacca's least favorite font? Sans Solo.

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Why are the "sans" family of fonts so serious? No one wants to be comic sans.

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A Font Designer and a Police Officer Walk Into a Bar... The font designer leaves sans sheriff.

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What is an outlaws favourite font? Sans-Sheriff

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What's a french criminal's favourite font? Sans Sheriff

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Why did Europe start the first World War? They did't like being sans-Ferdinand.

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[Rogue One Spoilers] What is the empire's favorite kind of font? Sans Scarif

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What is the Empire's favorite font type? Sans scarif

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What was Mussolini's least favourite font? Parti sans.

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Arial, Papyrus and Comic Sans walk into a bar and the bartender says Hey, we don't serve your type here

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Comic Sans walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, "Get out, we don't serve your type!"

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I got a job as a stand up with a comic sans resume, but i lost my CV Now im a comic sans resume

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I wrote an Undertale manga recently... It's written in Comic Sans.

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What is Bob Marley's favorite font? Anything sans sheriff.

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What is the first rule of font club? What is the first rule of font club?
No talking about font club.
What is the second rule of font club?
No using comic sans

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A man stumbles into a lawless town on the American fontier looking for help Only to find it sans sheriff

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An old West town without it's elected peacekeeper is sans sheriff

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Why did Comic Sans's girlfriend leave him? He just wasn't her type.

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A comedian I knew thought it'd be funny to think of a joke about a font. However, after 3 hours thought he came up with nothing. Turns out he's a comic sans genius.

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