Sans Jokes

Funny Sans Jokes
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What do you call a group of senior Japanese comedians? Comic Sans

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Comic Sans walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "we don't serve your type in here."

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Comic Sans walks in to a bar. The bartender says, sorry we don’t serve your type.

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Comic Sans Comic Sans walks into a bar. The bartender says, "we don't serve your type here."

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What's Robin Hood's favourite font? Sans Sheriff!

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If an angel statue is removed from a fountain... ...would that make it a sans seraph font?

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What was Bob Marley's favourite font? Sans Sheriff!

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Who handles font related crimes? A sans sheriff!

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Headstone Designer: I'm going to use Comic Sans on your headstone. Client: Over my dead body!

Headstone Designer: Yes

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What is Bob Marley's Favorite Typeface? Sans Sheriff

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Comic Sans walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, "Get out, we don't serve your type!"

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What font was used on Wyatt Earp's tombstone? Sans Sheriff.

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I had trouble getting drunk off the coast of East Africa Turns out Zanzibar is sans a bar.

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Comic Sans walks into a bar The Bartender says, “Get Out- We don’t serve your type.”

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What do you call a fountain whose angel statue has been stolen? A sans seraph font.

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Comic Sans Serif walks into a bar.... ... the bartender says: "Get out! We don't serve your type here! "

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What is Chewbacca's least favorite font? Sans Solo.

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A Font Designer and a Police Officer Walk Into a Bar... The font designer leaves sans sheriff.

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just finished editing an article on freedom of speech can't choose between comic sans and liberation serif

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What's a french criminal's favourite font? Sans Sheriff

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What is Caveman's favourite font? Rock Sans

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Arial, Papyrus and Comic Sans walk into a bar and the bartender says Hey, we don't serve your type here

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This girl wanted to show me her sans clothing... I mean, I appreciate a good Undertale cosplay but I feel misled.

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[Rogue One Spoilers] What is the empire's favorite kind of font? Sans Scarif

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What is the Empire's favorite font type? Sans scarif

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What is Caveman-Sting's favourite font? Rock Sans

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I got a job as a stand up with a comic sans resume, but i lost my CV Now im a comic sans resume

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Ned Stark's death was foretold in his daughter's name Because when he died, she was sans a Stark

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Comic sans and Times new Roman walk into a bar... “Get out!” yells the bartender. “We don’t serve your type!“

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A man stumbles into a lawless town on the American fontier looking for help Only to find it sans sheriff

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What is Bob Marley's favorite font? Anything sans sheriff.

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I made an Undertale comic, but it’s all about sans Well, I guess, you can call it Comic Sans

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A comedian I knew thought it'd be funny to think of a joke about a font. However, after 3 hours thought he came up with nothing. Turns out he's a comic sans genius.

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An old West town without it's elected peacekeeper is sans sheriff

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Where are the 49ers playing their home games this season? Sans Fansisco

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In other news, Pakistan's official font has been announced: Sans Sharif.

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What is the first rule of font club? What is the first rule of font club?
No talking about font club.
What is the second rule of font club?
No using comic sans

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Why does the current Pakistani Prime Minister hate the Calibri font? Because it is sans Sharif

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