Old Aussie joke: Why is the lady on the Red Heads matchbox always smiling? There are 48 heads in her box - of course she`s happy!
I asked a red headed friend of mine what I could do to be just like him. His response was "You have to go through the long and tough process of becoming a redhead." So, as of today, I have started the process of being trans-gingered.
A woman was at a bar
When she met a beautiful red headed man. They got to flirting and inevitably the question arose "does the carpet match the drapes?"
The man replied, "no, it's hardwood"
A man walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing no clothes but covered head to toe in saran wrap The psychiatrist says "I can clearly see your nuts"
Did you hear about the red head who worked at the bakery? His friends called him the ginger bread man.
A blonde, a brunette, and a red head are driving in a car. The brunette mentions that Christmas falls on a friday this year. The blonde says "I hope it's not Friday the 13th!"
I told my dad that the red head gene is slowly dying off And he said “son, we’ve got to work on that”
A man walks into a psychiatrist's office covered head to toe in cellophane. The psychiatrist says, "Sir, I can clearly see you're nuts."
What do you call a red head Asian girl who does things with grace?
*If you ever see this I'm sorry for stealing your original joke @Ziplock*
What's 10 inches?
What's 10 inches, has a red head and makes my girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth?
What's the difference between shaving a red head's pubes and diffusing a bomb? When you diffuse a bomb, you only have to cut one red wire.