Why can't you hear a red heads footsteps Because they walk so gingerly
How should one approach an easily startled red head? gingerly
What is the proper way to tell a red head joke? Gingerly.
What do you call a ginger head that gets their revenge? Red Head Redemption
What do you call a red headed baker? A ginger bread man
How do red heads make love? Gingerly.
Old Aussie joke: Why is the lady on the Red Heads matchbox always smiling? There are 48 heads in her box - of course she`s happy!
I asked a red headed friend of mine what I could do to be just like him. His response was "You have to go through the long and tough process of becoming a redhead." So, as of today, I have started the process of being trans-gingered.
A woman was at a bar
When she met a beautiful red headed man. They got to flirting and inevitably the question arose "does the carpet match the drapes?"
The man replied, "no, it's hardwood"
A blonde, brunette, and a red head walk into a bar Wow, these are great binoculars!
What did the dentist diagnosis the red head with? Gingervitis
A man walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing no clothes but covered head to toe in saran wrap The psychiatrist says "I can clearly see your nuts"
Did you hear about the red head who worked at the bakery? His friends called him the ginger bread man.
A blonde, a brunette, and a red head are driving in a car. The brunette mentions that Christmas falls on a friday this year. The blonde says "I hope it's not Friday the 13th!"
I told my dad that the red head gene is slowly dying off And he said “son, we’ve got to work on that”
Why are red heads never calm? Because it's so easy to make a ginger snap.
A man walks into a psychiatrist's office covered head to toe in cellophane. The psychiatrist says, "Sir, I can clearly see you're nuts."
What do you call a red head with a yeast infection? Gingersnatch
What’s the most unbelievable thing about Harry Potter? That a red head had friends
What do you call a red head Asian girl who does things with grace?
*If you ever see this I'm sorry for stealing your original joke @Ziplock*
What's 10 inches?
What's 10 inches, has a red head and makes my girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth?
What's the difference between a red head and a blue head? Your grip.
When a red head goes crazy... Its a ginger snap.
What do you call a red headed baker?
The ginger bread-man.
What do you call a family of red heads? Ginger bred
What did the gang of red heads with bad teeth call themselves? GIIIIINGA FIGHTAS!!!
What's the difference between shaving a red head's pubes and diffusing a bomb? When you diffuse a bomb, you only have to cut one red wire.
What are red heads good for? Lighting fires.
I like my women like I like my matches... red headed and strike anywhere.