Red Head Jokes

Funny Red Head Jokes
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Why can't you hear a red heads footsteps Because they walk so gingerly

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How should one approach an easily startled red head? gingerly

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What is the proper way to tell a red head joke? Gingerly.

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What do you call a ginger head that gets their revenge? Red Head Redemption

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What do you call a red headed baker? A ginger bread man

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How do red heads make love? Gingerly.

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Old Aussie joke: Why is the lady on the Red Heads matchbox always smiling? There are 48 heads in her box - of course she`s happy!

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I asked a red headed friend of mine what I could do to be just like him. His response was "You have to go through the long and tough process of becoming a redhead." So, as of today, I have started the process of being trans-gingered.

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A woman was at a bar When she met a beautiful red headed man. They got to flirting and inevitably the question arose "does the carpet match the drapes?"

The man replied, "no, it's hardwood"

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A blonde, brunette, and a red head walk into a bar Wow, these are great binoculars!

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What did the dentist diagnosis the red head with? Gingervitis

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A man walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing no clothes but covered head to toe in saran wrap The psychiatrist says "I can clearly see your nuts"

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Did you hear about the red head who worked at the bakery? His friends called him the ginger bread man.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head are driving in a car. The brunette mentions that Christmas falls on a friday this year. The blonde says "I hope it's not Friday the 13th!"

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I told my dad that the red head gene is slowly dying off And he said “son, we’ve got to work on that”

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Why are red heads never calm? Because it's so easy to make a ginger snap.

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A man walks into a psychiatrist's office covered head to toe in cellophane. The psychiatrist says, "Sir, I can clearly see you're nuts."

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What do you call a red head with a yeast infection? Gingersnatch

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What’s the most unbelievable thing about Harry Potter? That a red head had friends

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What do you call a red head Asian girl who does things with grace? Ginger Lee.

*If you ever see this I'm sorry for stealing your original joke @Ziplock*

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What's 10 inches? What's 10 inches, has a red head and makes my girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth?

Her miscarriage

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What's the difference between a red head and a blue head? Your grip.

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When a red head goes crazy... Its a ginger snap.

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What do you call a red headed baker? The ginger bread-man.

Yuckyuck.

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What do you call a family of red heads? Ginger bred

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What did the gang of red heads with bad teeth call themselves? GIIIIINGA FIGHTAS!!!

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What's the difference between shaving a red head's pubes and diffusing a bomb? When you diffuse a bomb, you only have to cut one red wire.

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What are red heads good for? Lighting fires.

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I like my women like I like my matches... red headed and strike anywhere.

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