Finance Jokes

An engineer major asks... "How can we build this?"
A business major asks, "How can we finance this?"
A liberal arts major asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

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Funny Finance Jokes
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I met Greece's finance minister, who was looking for help regarding the situation there. He asked me for my two cents.

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My uncle got a vasectomy, but couldn't afford to pay the medical bill... So the finance company came to his house and knocked up my aunt.

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Studying finance is pretty easy... ...until you get to the class on sell buyology

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What kind of reptile does PI work, and works in personal finance on the side? An investigator

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I Took a Class on Personal Finance I had no interest in it.

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Yo mama's so intrinsic she compounds daily. All my finance majors out there.

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I'm devastated that my son has chosen a career in finance rather than taking over the family wheat farm. He's going against the grain.

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My friend is an expert in Finance and Marine Biology Which makes borrowing money from him a problem, since he's a real Loan Shark.

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Astronaut Anne McClain was accused of identity theft and accessing private finance records while onboard the International Space Station.... I'm not sure what the gravity of situation is, how off earth did she find the space to pull that off.

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Why did Trump get a score in the math unit of Warton School of Finance? Because he said all the numbers he didn't like were not real numbers they were fake and imaginary numbers.

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How do you call a finance worker who’s lost money? Broker

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