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Funniest Google Jokes

I got an e-mail saying “At Google Earth, we can even read maps backwards”, and I thought... “That’s just spam”

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Bing could have totally crushed Google if they had called it "Bang" I mean, think about it.. "I BANGED Emma Watson last night."

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I'm glad the cave rescue is complete.... Now when I google Thai boys I can get back to normal results

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is google male or female? female: because it refuses to let me finish a sentence before making suggestions

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Hi. My name is Bill Gates and today, I will be teaching you how to count to ten: 1, 2, 3, 95, 98, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10



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Edit: I think I may be missing a version, but looking through the comments it seems no one else knows what it is either. I'll have to google it.

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Is Google a woman? I can't even finish a sentence without it coming up with other suggestions.

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Just got an email from Google detailing how they have devised a way to read maps backwards... Turns out to be spam

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I just explained Google images to my mum... "Pick anything to search for" I told her.
"What about a nice cream pie?" She asked.

"Except that." I replied.

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I received an email from Google It said, "At Google Earth we can read maps backwards " I thought, "That's just spam."

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Got an email from Google the other day... "At Google Earth, we're so good we can read maps backwards"

I thought "that's just spam."

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If you Google "lost mediaeval servant boy" You get "This page cannot be found".

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Is Google a boy or girl? Girl because it won't let you finish your sentence without suggesting other ideas

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So china is making phones without Google apps now Guess it was always my way or the huawei

*i'm so sorry, I tried*

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As I walk through the Valley of the Shadow of death I remind myself that you can't always trust Google Maps.

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Is Google male or female? Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.

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I think Google's a woman... Because it won't let you finish a sentence without coming up with other suggestions.

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What's the most searched word on Bing? Google

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I asked my buddy what it's like working at Google. Says he can't complain.

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I got an e-mail saying, "At Google Earth, we can read maps backwards!" and I thought... “That’s just spam.”

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Asked Google how to start a campfire without any tools It gave me 20 million matches.

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I typed "Missing medieval servant" into Google... But it just came up with "Page not found".

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Is Google male or female? Female, because it doesn't let you finish your sentence before making a suggestion.

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I want my password to be beef stew but google says it’s not stroganoff.

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Google is useless... I tried looking up lighters and all they had was 48,200,000 matches.

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Google is useless I tried looking up lighters and all they had was 69,000,000 matches.

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I asked my friend who works in google how it is out there ? He said " can't complain "

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Have you noticed that if you google the phrase "lost medieval servant boy" The search returns "Page not found".

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Q: Is Google male or female? A: Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.

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What's the safest place to hide a dead body? Page 2 of Google search.

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What is the most commonly searched term on Internet Explorer? Google Chrome.

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Facebook says: I know everyone. Google says: I know everything. The "Internet" says: Ya'll are nothing without me. Electricity says: Not this game again...

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I used to store motivational quotes that I found online, onto the cloud, for whenever I needed some inspiration. Unfortunately I forgot the password for my Google account.
I have no Drive.

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I've converted the house to google home... without telling my wife. How do I use this for a prank? I've thought about just lowering the brightness of the house over the course of a couple months

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How can you tell if Google is a female? It makes suggestions before you finish your sentence.

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what does Islam and Google have in common? a Musk

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Did you know, if you google medieval squire boy.... it'll say this page cannot be found.

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Has anyone seen the new YouTube logo? It seems like a "bold" move for Google.

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What do you do if you want to look up something in Italian? You google.it

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I asked Google to open up the mirror application for me I got redirected here instead

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What do you get when you pull up Gettysburg on google maps? The Gettysburg Address 🙃

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thas is what you shoud write to you gf : go to google translate, select English to German and write THICK : and tell her thats what you will get when you come homen. (i just found out about that xD )

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What do google and a mother in law have in common? They both talk while you do

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Google is like a girlfriend because.... It won’t let you complete the whole sentence and start guessing, and you ask only one question…..

but get hundreds of irrelevant answers in seconds.

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Puglsey Addams, "Thing" & Rule 34... What are "Things you should never Google Alex?"

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Julius Caesar bought a Google GPS and said, 'Youtube, route us'.

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What's the worst part about +1ing a Google Plus+ post about Nickelback? You have a Google Plus+ account.

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