I got an e-mail saying “At Google Earth, we can even read maps backwards”, and I thought... “That’s just spam”
Bing could have totally crushed Google if they had called it "Bang" I mean, think about it.. "I BANGED Emma Watson last night."
I'm glad the cave rescue is complete.... Now when I google Thai boys I can get back to normal results
is google male or female? female: because it refuses to let me finish a sentence before making suggestions
Hi. My name is Bill Gates and today, I will be teaching you how to count to ten:
1, 2, 3, 95, 98, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10
Edit: I think I may be missing a version, but looking through the comments it seems no one else knows what it is either. I'll have to google it.
Is Google a woman? I can't even finish a sentence without it coming up with other suggestions.
Just got an email from Google detailing how they have devised a way to read maps backwards... Turns out to be spam
I just explained Google images to my mum...
"Pick anything to search for" I told her.
"What about a nice cream pie?" She asked.
"Except that." I replied.
I received an email from Google It said, "At Google Earth we can read maps backwards " I thought, "That's just spam."
Got an email from Google the other day...
"At Google Earth, we're so good we can read maps backwards"
I thought "that's just spam."
If you Google "lost mediaeval servant boy" You get "This page cannot be found".
Is Google a boy or girl? Girl because it won't let you finish your sentence without suggesting other ideas
So china is making phones without Google apps now
Guess it was always my way or the huawei
*i'm so sorry, I tried*
As I walk through the Valley of the Shadow of death I remind myself that you can't always trust Google Maps.
Is Google male or female? Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.
I think Google's a woman... Because it won't let you finish a sentence without coming up with other suggestions.
What's the most searched word on Bing? Google
I asked my buddy what it's like working at Google. Says he can't complain.
I got an e-mail saying, "At Google Earth, we can read maps backwards!" and I thought... “That’s just spam.”
Asked Google how to start a campfire without any tools It gave me 20 million matches.
I typed "Missing medieval servant" into Google... But it just came up with "Page not found".
Is Google male or female? Female, because it doesn't let you finish your sentence before making a suggestion.
I want my password to be beef stew but google says it’s not stroganoff.
Google is useless... I tried looking up lighters and all they had was 48,200,000 matches.
Google is useless I tried looking up lighters and all they had was 69,000,000 matches.
I asked my friend who works in google how it is out there ? He said " can't complain "
Have you noticed that if you google the phrase "lost medieval servant boy" The search returns "Page not found".
Q: Is Google male or female? A: Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.
What's the safest place to hide a dead body? Page 2 of Google search.
Is Google a he or a she ? A she, no doubt, because it won't let you finish your sentence without suggesting other ideas
It turns out if you Google "Lost medieval servant boy" it says "this page cannot be found"
What gender is Google? Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.
Is Google a boy or a girl ?
Google is a Girl because it won't let you complete
the whole sentence and starts guessing, suggesting and
you ask only one question,
but get hundreds of irrelevant answers in seconds...
Is Google a Male or Female? Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.
What does it mean when a girl posts her nudes on google+? That she's a google employee.
Is Google male or female? Female, because it can't let you finish a sentence without providing several suggestions.
I got an e-mail saying, "At Google Earth, we can read maps backwards!" I thought, “That’s just spam.”
A baby helped me out the other day...
I asked him, "How do I find other songs by the singer of 'Bad Romance'?"
He replied: "Google Gaga"
WebMD has integrated Google's Deepmind.
On startup it performed a self diagnostic test.
Turns out, it's cancer.
What do you get when you pull up Gettysburg on google maps? The Gettysburg Address 🙃
Is it normal that my sister brushes her teeth for almost 20min at 2am? Wait this is not Google.
How can you tell if Google is a female? It makes suggestions before you finish your sentence.
I asked Google to open up the mirror application for me I got redirected here instead
I've converted the house to google home... without telling my wife. How do I use this for a prank? I've thought about just lowering the brightness of the house over the course of a couple months
Google is like a girlfriend because....
It won’t let you complete the whole sentence and start guessing, and you ask only one question…..
but get hundreds of irrelevant answers in seconds.
My dog needed a checkup, so I Googled a place nearby. But when I got there, it was just this blonde white guy in army camo covered in swastika tattoos. Stupid Google found me a veteran aryan.
Did you know, if you google medieval squire boy.... it'll say this page cannot be found.
I think Bing could have totally crushed Google if they had called it "Bang". I mean, think about it.. "I BANGED Emma Watson last night."
I was so desperate to fix a problem... That I looked on the second page of Google to find the answer.
I once Googled, "How to commit murder and get away with it"... The first result was, "Don't Google how to commit murder and get away with it."
Where do letters go when they are sick? The Google Doc
You know what system Admins at Google are called? Probably Groot
What engine does the Google maps car have? A search engine!
Google announced a better speech recognition rate for its AI than for humans. I really love Google! It understands me.
So I had a job interview at Google today... and the first thing they said was 'tell us about yourself'
What do you do if you want to look up something in Italian? You google.it
TIL that Google is a girl Obviously because it won't let you finish your sentence without suggesting other ideas
Has anyone seen the new YouTube logo? It seems like a "bold" move for Google.
Gender of Google
Q: Is Google male or female?
A: Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.
Where is the best place to hide a body? The second page of Google.
What did Google say to the politically incorrect employee? I can help you search for a new job.
Is your name google ? Because you have everything I am searching for!
Bono has released a protest song against Google I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For
The Israeli Prime Minister I wanted to know the name of the Israeli Prime Minister. I had to use Google as it was not in yahoo.
what does Islam and Google have in common? a Musk
Sure is taking Google a long time to make a self driving car. They're hitting one obstacle after another.
I searched Google for "How to cheat on my girlfriend." The first result was "I hope you used the left hand to type that."
Is Google a he or a she? A she, no doubt, because it won‘t let you finish your sentence without suggesting other ideas.
Where's the best place to hide a dead body? The second page of google search results.
Q: Is Google male or female? Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.
Is google a boy or a girl? Obviously a girl because it won't let you finish your sentence without suggesting other ideas
Why does Google like Israel? Because Israel's leader is Not In Yahoo.
I asked Google what is "idk"? And even Google doesn't know.
Why is it impossible to fight a scarecrow?
By the time it reaches its last straw, there's nothing left.
(Google Assistant hit me with that one earlier)
Just got an email from Google explaining how to read maps backward... Turned out to be spam
Google is a woman I can't speak without it trying to finish my sentence
Why do Google engineers live in style? Because they know class!
Best place to hide a body? The second page of google search results
Google is female gender... Cause it won't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.
A knock knock joke to change the world
I use yah.
I use yah who?
Really? Why? Google is way better.
What happens when you drop a Google account in the water? It syncs.
My favourite pick up lines
Is your body from McDonald’s? Cause I’m loving it!
Can I follow you? Cause my mom told me to follow my dreams
I should call you Google, because you have everything I’m looking for.
How does one find the best internet browser? I dunno, google it!
The Google car won't use any fuel It will run on a search engine
Have you noticed if you Google the term "lost medieval servant boy" It says "page not found"
There's a new search engine being developed for infants Google Ga Ga
she told me her body is curvy when she goes swiming she looks like an island on google maps
What happens if you google "Lost Medieval Servant Boy"? It says "This paige cannot be found".
I spent my Google Rewards on a video of Caitlyn Jenner It was definitely worth the transaction
I used my Google Rewards on a video of Caitlyn Jenner It was worth the transaction
What do Intel, Google, Uber, eBay, McDonalds, Budweiser, AT&T, Oracle, Disney, Boeing, IBM and Apple have in common? Immigrants
Facebook says: I know everyone. Google says: I know everything. The "Internet" says: Ya'll are nothing without me. Electricity says: Not this game again...
Best Place to hide..
Where's the best place to hide a body?
Page two of Google.
A joke my Google pixel told me Two fish are in a tank and one says to another,"how do you drive this thing"
I used to store motivational quotes that I found online, onto the cloud, for whenever I needed some inspiration.
Unfortunately I forgot the password for my Google account.
I have no Drive.
Google is the #1 company in the world. How about them apples ?
[REQUEST] Coffee Puns
My google searches led me to no great jokes, and I actually need them for a class. If you can give me some coffee puns, I'd be truly grateful.
Please espresso feelings!
Google just called, they want to put a camera on your mom... ... they heard she makes it around the block faster than their street view cars.
How does Google clean their facilities? They use Google Mops.