What do you call a Amish man with his arm up a horses arse A mechanic
Why don't Amish people water ski? Because their horses would drown.
You hear about the Amish prostitute? She slept with 10 Mennonite
I had a one night stand with an Amish guy the other week... He never called me back.
How many Amish people does it take to change a lightbulb? A what?
I like sleeping with amish women that way i don't have to call the next day
What goes clop-clop,bang-bang,clop-clop? Amish drive-by.
What goes "Clop clop clop, bang bang bang, clop clop clop"? An Amish drive-by shooting.
What goes "Clippity Clop Bang Bang, Clippity Clop Bang Bang"? An Amish drive by shooting
What goes clop, clop, bang bang bangbangbang!clop,clop,clop? An amish driveby
What goes, "Clip clop clip clop clip clop clip clop BANG BANG clip clop clip clop clip clop..." ? An Amish drive-by shooting.
I just made a scathing video mocking the Amish I can't wait till they see it
What does it take to please an Amish woman? Two Mennonite.
What goes "Clip clop, clip clop, clip clop, clip clop, BANG, clip clop, clip clop"? Amish drive by shooting.
What goes CLOP CLOP CLOP, BANG BANG, CLOP CLOP CLOP? An Amish drive-by shooting
What do you call an Amish guy with his
hand up a horse’s arse? A mechanic.
Did you hear about the Amish flu? First you get a little hoarse, then you get a little buggy.
I went to a crazy Amish strip club. It was bonnetless.
Did you hear about the married Amish woman having an affair? She loved two Mennonite.
Q: What do the Amish call a jar full of honeybees? A: A vibrator.
My parents said I don’t have to come home until the street lights come on but we live in an Amish neighborhood so I think they just don’t love me
What's an Amish Hooker do?
(Mennonite link on the front page made me think of this one.)
edit: I accidentally a ")", but I'm getting a kick out of the weird comments. :-)
Why did the Amish woman get pregnant? Because she was seeing too many Mennonite.
How do you make an Amish woman happy? 3 Mennonite.
clip clop clip clop clip clop BANG clip clop clip clop Amish drive-by shooting.
Where do you take an amish kid for their birthday party? Build-A-Barn
What are Amish children called? Omelettes.
How many men does it take to get an Amish woman pregnant? Two men a nite.
I have a fetish for Amish women.
Best part about it?
They don’t expect you to call the next day!
What makes the sound 'Clip clop bang clip clop'? An Amish drive-by
Had to dump my Amish girlfriend.... she drove me buggy.
What's an Amish girl's greatest fantasy? Two or three Mennonite
An Amish joke for you...
**Q.** What goes clip-clop, clip-clop, silence....?
>!A. A drive-by shunning!<.
Why was the Amish woman kicked out of her colony? She slept with two Mennonite.
How many men does it take to satisfy an Amish woman? Two Mennonite
Why was the Amish girl ex-communicated? Too mennonite.
Why are Jews and the Amish so similar? Neither like cooking with gas.
Have you heard about the promiscuous Amish lady?
She had two Mennonite
I had the Amish flu last week. At first I got a little horse. Then I got a little buggy... but yesterday I got butter
What do you call a group of Amish witches? A Dutch coven.
The Amish Space Program is at a stalemate Jebediah and the boys just cannot figure out how to get the horses to go vertical.
What goes clip clop, clip clop, clip clop, BANG, BANG, BANG? An Amish drive by shooting.
amish girls be showin that ankle get that onlyfans money in the mail
Congratulations, your ears hang as low as an Amish person's. But can you tie a Mennonite?
Did you hear about the Amish prostitute? She had 2 Mennonite
What do you call an Amish guy with his hand down a horse's throat? A mechanic.
What goes klop, klop, bang? An Amish drive by shooting.
What goes clip clop clip clop bang bang bang clip clop clip clop An Amish drive by shooting
With all the ongoing news about Corona has anyone let the Amish know what's going on yet?
What goes clippity-clop bang, clippity-clop bang, clippity-clop bang? An Amish drive by.
A tourist and an Amish guy are riding in a buggy together.
The tourist asks: "What's it like not having the internet?"
The Amish guy: "It's alright. I just get photos of your mom through the mail."
BREAKING: According to the 2020 Census... ...there are 0 Amish remaining in the entire U.S.
Have you heard about the possible outbreak of the Coronavirus in the Amish community? It was a false alarm, No fever, but people did get a little hoarse and buggy.
Why can’t you drive through an Amish neighborhood? No Outlets.
What Goes: "Clippity-clop, clippity-clop, clippity-clop, BANG! Clippity-clop, clippity-clop?"
An Amish drive-by.
I went to a topless Amish bar last night. No bonnets.
What do you call a guy elbow deep in a horse? An Amish mechanic
Why was the Amish girl excommunicated?
Whats an amish person's favorite kind of raisin? A barn raisin.
What is an Amish woman’s biggest fantasy?
(This joke is literally a hundred years old and makes me chuckle every time I get to tell it. Probably a repost. Don’t care.)
What did the amish dude say to his jewish friend after not seeing him in a long time? Amishjew bro
What goes clip clop clip clop bang bang An Amish driveby
There's been a recent surge in the number of male crossdressers in the Amish community. Be careful. Women you might see during the day, may actually be mennonite.
Did you hear about the Amish girl who was excommunicated? Too Mennonite.
Why was the Amish girl excommunicated? Two men a night
What makes the sound clippity clop bang clippity clop bang? An Amish drive-by shooting
What do you call an Amish woman who just cheated on her husband? Poly-Esther. (Please don’t kill me I’m stupid.)
Why don’t the Amish shave their beards? They don’t want raze-a-barn
What do all Amish women want? 2 men a night
What do you call a guy standing off the side of the road, with his arm up a horses butt? An Amish Mechanic.
Why was the Amish woman shunned? Too Mennonite
Did you hear about the Amish hookers? They sleep with three Mennonite.
What goes clippity clop clippity clop clippity clop bang bang clippity clop An Amish Drive By
What goes “Clop Clop, Bang, Clop Clop”? An Amish Drive By
Amish Joy candy bars: cuz sometimes you feel like a nut.... And sometimes you feel like raising a barn.
What did the Amish husband say to his wife when she got back from working out on the farm all day? Amish you.
What do you call an amish veterinarian? A mechanic.
Why don't amish people use electricity? If they had lights they would never sleep with each other
What do you call an Amish man with his arm up a horse's butt? A mechanic
What did one Amish guy say to another Amish guy? Oh man, Amished you so much!
What do Amish people call their kids? Omelettes.
I spent the night at an Amish hotel, and to avoid oversleeping I had then send me a wake\-up letter for 7 am.
Why did the Amish woman file for divorce? Her husband was driving her buggy
What do a hockey player and an Amish woman have in common? They both shower after the third period.
What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horses mouth? A mechanic
What did the Amish baseball sportscaster say? And it’s a swing and Amish.
what goes clip, clop, clip, clop, bang, bang, clip, clop, clip, clop an Amish drive by
What goes “clip-clop, clip-clop, bang bang?” An Amish drive-by
What did the Amish man say to his ex girlfriend? Amish you a lot.
What do Amish people call their children? Omelets
What goes clickety clickety bang bang clickety clickety? An Amish drive by
What does a police officer in rural Pennsylvania say when he sees suspicious behavior? "Hmm, something's Amish here."
I slept with an Amish girl last night. I don't think I'll call her.
What do you call a Amish man with his hand in a horses mouth? A mechanic
Why couldn't the Amish go waterskiing? Because the horses might drown.
When an Amish screws up He made amishtake.
Do you know why the Amish girl was ex-communicated? Two mennonite.
What do you call a guy whose hand is up a horse's butt? An Amish Mechanic
What goes "clip-clop, clip-clop, clip-clop, BANG BANG"? An Amish drive-by shooting.
What do you call an Amish person with his hand in a horses mouth? A mechanic
Rumor has it the Amish and the Japanese are working on a new vehicle together... ...they plan on calling it the ToYoder.
What goes "clip-clop", "bang bang", "clip-clop", "bang bang"? Amish drive-by.