What goes, "Clip clop clip clop clip clop clip clop BANG BANG clip clop clip clop clip clop..." ? An Amish drive-by shooting.
What goes "Clip clop, clip clop, clip clop, clip clop, BANG, clip clop, clip clop"? Amish drive by shooting.
Did you hear about the Amish flu? First you get a little hoarse, then you get a little buggy.
My parents said I don’t have to come home until the street lights come on but we live in an Amish neighborhood so I think they just don’t love me
What's an Amish Hooker do?
(Mennonite link on the front page made me think of this one.)
edit: I accidentally a ")", but I'm getting a kick out of the weird comments. :-)
I have a fetish for Amish women.
Best part about it?
They don’t expect you to call the next day!
An Amish joke for you...
**Q.** What goes clip-clop, clip-clop, silence....?
>!A. A drive-by shunning!<.
Have you heard about the promiscuous Amish lady?
She had two Mennonite
I had the Amish flu last week. At first I got a little horse. Then I got a little buggy... but yesterday I got butter
A tourist and an Amish guy are riding in a buggy together.
The tourist asks: "What's it like not having the internet?"
The Amish guy: "It's alright. I just get photos of your mom through the mail."
Have you heard about the possible outbreak of the Coronavirus in the Amish community? It was a false alarm, No fever, but people did get a little hoarse and buggy.
What Goes: "Clippity-clop, clippity-clop, clippity-clop, BANG! Clippity-clop, clippity-clop?"
An Amish drive-by.
What is an Amish woman’s biggest fantasy?
(This joke is literally a hundred years old and makes me chuckle every time I get to tell it. Probably a repost. Don’t care.)
What did the amish dude say to his jewish friend after not seeing him in a long time? Amishjew bro
There's been a recent surge in the number of male crossdressers in the Amish community. Be careful. Women you might see during the day, may actually be mennonite.
What do you call an Amish woman who just cheated on her husband? Poly-Esther. (Please don’t kill me I’m stupid.)
What do you call a guy standing off the side of the road, with his arm up a horses butt? An Amish Mechanic.
What goes clippity clop clippity clop clippity clop bang bang clippity clop An Amish Drive By
Amish Joy candy bars: cuz sometimes you feel like a nut.... And sometimes you feel like raising a barn.
What did the Amish husband say to his wife when she got back from working out on the farm all day? Amish you.
Why don't amish people use electricity? If they had lights they would never sleep with each other
I spent the night at an Amish hotel, and to avoid oversleeping I had then send me a wake\-up letter for 7 am.
What do a hockey player and an Amish woman have in common? They both shower after the third period.