Has anyone played that weird Mexican carnival game where groundhogs pop out of holes and you have to smear them with avocado? I really suck at Guac-a-mole.
What do you get when you cut an avocado into 6.022x10^23 pieces? Guacamole.
What do you get if you cut an avocado into 6.02 * 10^23 pieces? Guacamole.
My grandpa just walked into the room with a guy wearing skinny jeans and eating avocado toast.
I said, “Who is this guy?”
Grandpa: My hip replacement.
what do you call 6.02 X 10^23 atoms of avocado dipping sauce? one guacamole
Saw a bird eating a piece of avocado toast.
Guess it was some kind of millennial falcon.
@sarahemclaugh
Chemistry Humor...
"What do you get when you cut an avocado into 6.02214129×10^23 pieces?"
Guacomole.
How come Jeff Bezos spending 13 billion makes the news? I spent 13 billion dollars last week at Whole Foods as well and all I got was some vegan avocado toast.
Trump shutting down the border would be the best thing for millennials Once the avocado market dries up they can finally pay off their student loans and buy a house
What do you call an avocado cut up into 6.022*10^23 times? Guacamole
What is the Jolly Green Giant most afraid of? Avocado pickers
What do you get when you cross an avocado with a two way radio? A Guackie-talkie
What do you call it when you punch someone with an avocado? Guacamelee
I had an arguement with a philosophy major I told him NO, I don't want avocado on my footlong!
When an avocado and a duck mate, what sound does the offspring make? Guac!
What is an avocado's favorite game to play?
Guack-a-mole!
I'm about to be a dad so this seemed fitting for my first post :)
Saw a bird eating a piece of avocado toast. Guess it was some kind of millennial falcon.
What do you get when you mix MDMA with an avocado? Guacamolly
I ordered some Avocado Toast at a cafe, but imagine my surprise when I was given 602214076000000000000000 pieces of toasts. It was then I realized... ...I'd accidentally ordered Avogadro's Toast.
Here's a funny joke based on the word avocate in french. The word avocate in french means two things, avocado, and lawyer. Why? Because both of them are expensive and slimy on the inside. Sorry if anyones a lawyer... or an avocado.
What's an avocado's favorite music? Guac N' Roll
What's a guacamole equal to?
6.022140857 x 10^23 guacas.
It's also called Avocado's number.
I would have driven my date to the Mexican cantina.... But I didn't avocado
What does a duck say when it gets hit by an avocado truck? "Guac, guac!"
How do you make an avocado tactical? You turn it into GuacaMOLLE
Accidentally got some guacamole in my eyes...
... and now I think I have guacoma.
Happy Avocado Day!
What does a duck thats made of avocado say? Guac
Avocado: Hello, I'm good fat Bacon: \*lights cigarette\* \*punches avocado\*
What did the Avocado said before the rabbit disappeared? Avocadobra!
what does the one-upping hipster say? hold my avocado
DAREDEVIL: What did one avocado say to the other? We're both lawyers.