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Funniest Hot Dog Jokes

Why are hot dogs the weirdest dogs? Because most of them are inbred.

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I might have to reconsider my kosher hot dog business... For some reason Anne's Franks hasn't been very popular with the target audience.

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Why are hot dogs the best dogs? Because they feed the hand that bites them.

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I bought a pet snake. He’s a very picky eater. Only eats burgers, hot dogs, and sloppy joes. Apparently, my anaconda don't want none unless you've got buns, hon.

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A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says to the vendor.... "make me one with everything."

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What did the constipated hot dog say? Muuussttuurrrdd!!

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog guy? Make me one with everything.

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A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog vender and says "Make me one with everything."

He then hands the vender a $20 and starts eating his hot dog. After he's done he asks the vender

"Where's my change?"

The vender replies

"Change only comes from within."

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A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog vendor... A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog vendor and says "make me one with everything".


Sorry if this is a repost. Saw it on an IMDb movie discussion thread a while back, thought it was pretty good

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A Buddhist monk approaches a hot dog stand... and says, "Make me one with everything."

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I saw a hot dog vendor today... She was good looking, but I don't really want a dog.

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What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.

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How does the enthusiastic man eat his hot dog? With relish.

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A Buddhist goes to the hot dog vendor... And says, "Make me one with everything."
Giving him a fifty, the Buddhist asks for the change and the vendor replies, "Change comes from within."

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Why didn't hitler ever cook hot dogs at a bar-b-que? He always tends to burn the franks.

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What do you call a hot dog with a sweater? A chili dog

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A Buddhist Monk visits a hot dog stand in New York and says "make me one with everything".

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A Buddhist asks a hot dog vendor to "Make me one with everything." The Buddhist gives him a fifty and the vendor just pockets it. The Buddhist asks for change and the vendor replies, "Change comes from within."

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Why did the vegetarian hot dog cross the road? To prove he wasn't chicken!

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Went to a hot dog convention hoping to meet some women but it turned out to be a sausage fest

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What do you call a guy with no arms and legs in a hot dog bun? Frank

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What does T'challa put on his hot dog? Wakandaments

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Why did the hot dog vendor cry? He burned his wiener

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What do you call someone who electrocutes hot dogs? Frank Zappa

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The Buddhist at the hot dog stand. . . paid with a ten dollar bill, and got nothing in return. After waiting for a minute, he said "what about my change?"
The hot dog vendor replied, "change comes from within."

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What did Buddha say to the hot dog stand vendor? Make me one with everything

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What did the people call the bad hot dog stand? The WURST!

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They brought the hot dog in for questioning. He gave the... wurst... answers.

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What is the best way to enjoy a hot dog? Relish it.

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I just opened my own kosher hot dog stand in my neighborhood but business is suffering even though I've been told it's to die for. So please support your local businesses and come on down to Anne's Frank's. You won't regret it!

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I was a little disappointed that my friend decided to bring a hot dogs to my fancy pot-luck dinner party. But, I suppose he could have bratwurst.

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A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog vender and says.. "Make me one with everything"

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The Buddha walks up to a hot dog stand and he says to the vendor, "Make me one with everything."

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What did the man say to the Buddhist hot dog vendor? "Make me one with everything"

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What did the Buddhist say when he walked up to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything

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what do you call a sea of hot dogs? frank ocean.

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What was the Buddhist told when he gave a ten dollar bill for a two dollar hot dog ? Change comes from within

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Don't you just hate jokes about hot dogs? First these Brats think they're able to lure you in, but to be Frank, they're the Wurst kind!

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A man messaged his ex : Just ate a tuna taco and suddenly you came in my mind She replied : just now ordered a mini hot dog and it came in 2 minutes , suddenly you came in my mind

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A man walks up to a zen Buddhist hot dog vendor and asks, Can you make me one with everything?

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what did the buddhist say to the hot dog vender? make me one with everything

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Why do you want to keep your hot dog away from your moose? They'll cover it in moosturd.

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Why did no one laugh at the hot dogs joke? Because it was too cheesy.
I work at a hot dog stand and tell this from time to time.

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