I might have to reconsider my kosher hot dog business... For some reason Anne's Franks hasn't been very popular with the target audience.
I bought a pet snake. He’s a very picky eater. Only eats burgers, hot dogs, and sloppy joes. Apparently, my anaconda don't want none unless you've got buns, hon.
A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says to the vendor.... "make me one with everything."
Vegan hot dogs are basically the strap on of food .
You want the sausage but not the meat
A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog vender and says
"Make me one with everything."
He then hands the vender a $20 and starts eating his hot dog. After he's done he asks the vender
"Where's my change?"
The vender replies
"Change only comes from within."
A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog vendor...
A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog vendor and says "make me one with everything".
Sorry if this is a repost. Saw it on an IMDb movie discussion thread a while back, thought it was pretty good
Kim Jong-Il found alive He's running a hot dog cart in downtown Seoul. It turns out he just wanted a change of Korea.
What do you feed a dog with fever?
Mustard. Works well with hot dogs.
Courtesy of an 8 year old I babysit
A Buddhist goes to the hot dog vendor...
And says, "Make me one with everything."
Giving him a fifty, the Buddhist asks for the change and the vendor replies, "Change comes from within."
I took a road trip with my German buddy and when I accidentally dropped my hot dog out the window he swung the car around to go back and get it. . . That's when the whole trip really took a turn for the wurst.
Me: Dad, my dog has a fever, what should I do
Dad: Get some mustard
Dad: It's the best thing for a hot dog
A Buddhist asks a hot dog vendor to "Make me one with everything." The Buddhist gives him a fifty and the vendor just pockets it. The Buddhist asks for change and the vendor replies, "Change comes from within."
Went to a hot dog convention hoping to meet some women but it turned out to be a sausage fest
snake joke A guy wearing a snake walks up to a hot dog stand and asks for a hot dog for his snake.The woman running the stand says they don't have any buns so it just would be the meat.He says that sorry My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns hun.
Robin Williams joke from Bicentennial Man A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything."
What do you give a dog that has a high temperature? Mustard, it’s the best thing for a hot dog..
The Buddhist at the hot dog stand. . .
paid with a ten dollar bill, and got nothing in return. After waiting for a minute, he said "what about my change?"
The hot dog vendor replied, "change comes from within."
What's the best thing to give a dog with a fever? Tomato sauce and mustard, it's the best thing for a hot dog!
A man goes to a Buddhist hot dog vendor....
And ask him to make him one with everything.
He gives him $10. ‘Where’s my change’ he asks.
‘The change must come from within’ was the reply.
Breaking news: Rare time traveling bloodthirsty Fire elemental wolves spotted in Russia! In Soviet Russia, the hot dogs eat you.
“I did not lose a leg in Vietnam so I could serve hot dogs to teenagers!”
“You’ve got both your legs, Frank”
“Like I said, I did not lose a leg in Vietnam.”
-Mitch Hedberg (That 70’s Show)
I am a Latino pansexual with no regrets
Hot dog buns work ok, baguettes are good when they are hollowed out, and donuts were probably made for it.
So I don’t know why my friend always is saying that I’m doing it wrong
A man walks into a library.
"Hey! How much for a hot dog?" He asks the librarian.
The librarian says, "are you crazy? This is a library!"
"Oh, sorry about that." He answers.
"^How ^much ^for ^a ^hot ^dog?" ^He ^whispers.
For Kim Jong's birthday, North Korea held their first ever "Hot Dog Eating Contest."
First Prize: You got to keep the collar.
You had to eat the collar.
You had to wear the collar.
I just opened my own kosher hot dog stand in my neighborhood but business is suffering even though I've been told it's to die for. So please support your local businesses and come on down to Anne's Frank's. You won't regret it!
I went to get my hair cut today
But there were so many in front of me.
After an hour the manager started to hand out hot dogs and burgers as an apology for the long wait.
It was the Best Barber Queue ever!!
Don't you just hate jokes about hot dogs? First these Brats think they're able to lure you in, but to be Frank, they're the Wurst kind!
A good friend of mine, Frank, owns and operates a struggling Hot Dog business... He recently turned to social media to help boost sales though, and is determined to make every post a weiner.
For a while I was a hot dog vendor. One time this guy walked up to me and asked me to make him one with everything. So I pulled out my gun and shot him in the face.
A friend once told me that she loves Hot Dogs I was amazed at how bold she was with her fetish until I asked her which site she gets her material from.
Some say a hot dog tastes better when flattened like a pancake Quite frankly, that’s balogna.
What did the Buddhist say when he walked up to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything
What was the Buddhist told when he gave a ten dollar bill for a two dollar hot dog ? Change comes from within
The Monk and the Hot Dog stand A monk walks up to a hotdog vendor. The vendor asks what he would like. The monk replies "make me one with everything"