It's so cold outside... I brushed against a car in the parking lot and accidently keyed it with my nipple.
Politics and the Weather It's so cold outside, I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.
A Canadian buys a walk-in freezer
His neighbor asks him: "Why do you need a freezer when it's so cold outside?"
He replies: "To have a warm place inside the house. It's -30 outside and -10 in the freezer."
Son: Dad, it's so cold in here!
Father: Go stand in the corner.
Father: The corner is 90 degrees.
I heard it's so cold in Florida that frozen Iguanas are falling from trees. I'll make sure to bring a coat next time Iguana visit Florida.