It's So Cold Jokes

Funny It's So Cold Jokes
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It's so cold outside.... I saw a politician put his hands in his own pockets.

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It's so cold outside... ...the local flasher just described himself to me

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It's so cold outside... I brushed against a car in the parking lot and accidently keyed it with my nipple.

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It's so cold outside I saw a politician with hands in his own pocket.

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It's so cold outside.... You could rob me with a bucket of water right now!!

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Politics and the Weather It's so cold outside, I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.

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It's so cold today... I saw a lawyer with his hands in his own pockets.

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It's cold Son: Dad, it's so cold in here!
Father: Go stand in the corner.
Son: Why?
Father: The corner is 90 degrees.

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It's so cold outside... I just saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets!

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It's so cold in Michigan right now. The politicians have their hands in their own pockets.

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It's so cold... Harvey Weinstein is keeping his hands to himself.

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It's so cold outside. I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.

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I heard it's so cold in Florida that frozen Iguanas are falling from trees. I'll make sure to bring a coat next time Iguana visit Florida.

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It's so cold out today.....How cold? I saw a Lawyer with his hands in his own pockets.

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