Alien Jokes

What's it called when an illegal immigrant and a child molester get in a fist fight? Alien VS predator

What do you call a Mexican fighting a Priest? (slightly offensive) Alien vs. Predator

What's the difference between an illegal alien and E.T.? E.T. learned English and went home.

What do you call an illegal immigrant vs. a child molester? Alien vs. Predator.

My girlfriend found one of my puns so funny that she flew into space and told it to an alien. Unfortunately, the alien didn't laugh. Personally, I think she took the joke a bit too far.

What do you call a fight between a Mexican and Jared Fogle? Alien vs Predator.

What do you call a Mexican fighting a Catholic priest? Alien vs. Predator

What do you call a fight between an illegal immigrant and a pastor? Alien vs. Predator

What do you call a fight between a Mexican and a priest? Alien vs predator

How do you advertise a boxing match between a Hispanic construction worker, and a Catholic priest. Alien vs predator

A Mexican got into a fistfight with a priest the other day. Talk about alien vs predator!

What do you call a mexican and a priest fighting? Alien vs predator

What's the difference between an illegal immigrant and an alien? E.T. learned to speak English and wanted to go home.

What do you call a mexican fighting a priest... Alien Vs Predator

What do you call an illegal immigrant fighting a child rapist? Alien vs Predator

What do you call it when a Mexican and a priest are fighting? Alien vs predator

An alien asked me to take him to my leader... ...so do I take him to the president, my wife, or my cat???

What do you call an Alien with three eyes? Aliiien!

What do you call an Illegal immigrant fistfighting a child molester? Alien vs. Predator.

I heard there's a new movie coming out where an illegal immigrant turns vigilante and battles a child molester... They're calling it Alien vs Predator.

What do you call a boxing match between a Mexican and a priest? Alien vs. Predator

If Bill Cosby rapes an immigrant... Is it Alien Vs Predator?

What you call a fight between a Mexican and a Priest? Alien vs Predator

What do you call it when an immigrant walks into a Catholic Church? Alien vs Predator (this is my son’s joke)

What‘s the secret of a buff alien? Asteroids.

Aliens and Humans "Alien: why should I not blow up this planet?

Human: we are an advanced species

A: how do you travel?

H: we light old dinosaurs on fire"

Why don't we have any alien visitors in our solar system? I googled it and found the reason...

It's rated only '1 star' out there.

I hear they made a movie about an illegal immigrant who beats up a child abuser. Alien vs Predator

An astronaut and an alien walk into a space bar... The astronaut doesn't say anything to the alien.

The alien doesn't say anything to the astronaut.

So a Nun, a Rabi, a Lion, a Zombie, a Leprechaun, a goldfish, a Space Alien, a pair of Siamese twins, and a blonde walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

I don’t understand Area 51 memes There so alien to me

What do you call an alien in Walmart? A Walmartian

I wasn’t really a fan of this alien parasite... But it’s starting to grow on me

What do you call a Catholic Priest and an illegal immigrant fighting? **Alien** vs **Predator**

What’s more outlandish than an alien living on earth? A black person living in China.

A man dressed up as an alien at the Area 51 Raid. The FBI showed up and said,
"GET BACK IN YOUR CHAMBER!"

I found an alien at Area 51 that couldn't stop swearing! It was an extratourretestrial.

You guys hear they’re making a Predator vs Alien 3 sequel? It’s just 2 hours of a Cardinal chasing around 3 immigrant children.

I’m not sure if I like the new direction the series is going. Too many face huggers.

Where does an alien go to learn about astronomy? Universe-City!