What's it called when an illegal immigrant and a child molester get in a fist fight? Alien VS predator
What do you call a Mexican fighting a Priest? (slightly offensive) Alien vs. Predator
What's the difference between an illegal alien and E.T.? E.T. learned English and went home.
What do you call an illegal immigrant vs. a child molester? Alien vs. Predator.
My girlfriend found one of my puns so funny that she flew into space and told it to an alien. Unfortunately, the alien didn't laugh. Personally, I think she took the joke a bit too far.
What do you call a fight between a Mexican and Jared Fogle? Alien vs Predator.
What do you call a Mexican fighting a Catholic priest? Alien vs. Predator
What do you call a fight between an illegal immigrant and a pastor? Alien vs. Predator
What do you call a fight between a Mexican and a priest? Alien vs predator
How do you advertise a boxing match between a Hispanic construction worker, and a Catholic priest. Alien vs predator
A Mexican got into a fistfight with a priest the other day. Talk about alien vs predator!
What do you call a mexican and a priest fighting? Alien vs predator
What's the difference between an illegal immigrant and an alien? E.T. learned to speak English and wanted to go home.
What do you call a mexican fighting a priest... Alien Vs Predator
What do you call an illegal immigrant fighting a child rapist? Alien vs Predator
What do you call it when a Mexican and a priest are fighting? Alien vs predator
An alien asked me to take him to my leader... ...so do I take him to the president, my wife, or my cat???
What do you call an Alien with three eyes? Aliiien!
What do you call an Illegal immigrant fistfighting a child molester? Alien vs. Predator.
I heard there's a new movie coming out where an illegal immigrant turns vigilante and battles a child molester... They're calling it Alien vs Predator.
What do you call a boxing match between a Mexican and a priest? Alien vs. Predator
If Bill Cosby rapes an immigrant... Is it Alien Vs Predator?
What you call a fight between a Mexican and a Priest? Alien vs Predator
What do you call it when an immigrant walks into a Catholic Church? Alien vs Predator (this is my son’s joke)
What‘s the secret of a buff alien? Asteroids.
Aliens and Humans
"Alien: why should I not blow up this planet?
Human: we are an advanced species
A: how do you travel?
H: we light old dinosaurs on fire"
Why don't we have any alien visitors in our solar system?
I googled it and found the reason...
It's rated only '1 star' out there.
I hear they made a movie about an illegal immigrant who beats up a child abuser. Alien vs Predator
An astronaut and an alien walk into a space bar...
The astronaut doesn't say anything to the alien.
The alien doesn't say anything to the astronaut.
How do you pay an alien from outer space for services rendered? With Star Bucks.
So a Nun, a Rabi, a Lion, a Zombie, a Leprechaun, a goldfish, a Space Alien, a pair of Siamese twins, and a blonde walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"
I don’t understand Area 51 memes There so alien to me
What do you call a ilegal immigrant fighting a child molester? Alien vs Predator
What do you call an alien in Walmart? A Walmartian
What Do You Call A Fight Between an Illegal Immigrant and a Pervert? Alien V. Predator.
If they made a movie about a paedophile fighting an immigrant Would it be called Alien vs Predator?
What do you call an alien who can't drink milk? Galactose intolerant.
Did you hear they’re going to be making a new alien versus predator movie It’s going to be starring an illegal immigrant versus bill Cosby
If you don't wear green on St. Patrick's Day, you'll get pinched. If you don't wear red, white and blue on the 4th... ILLEGAL ALIEN!
What did the Chinese say when they first seen an alien? I wonder what you taste like
What happened to the alien that couldn’t find his way home He got lost in the saucer
When alien bacteria arrived on Earth via meteor strikes, what was the first thing it did? Colonize.
I found an alien at Area 51 that couldn't stop swearing! It was an extratourretestrial.
A man dressed up as an alien at the Area 51 Raid.
The FBI showed up and said,
"GET BACK IN YOUR CHAMBER!"
I wasn’t really a fan of this alien parasite... But it’s starting to grow on me
You guys hear they’re making a Predator vs Alien 3 sequel?
It’s just 2 hours of a Cardinal chasing around 3 immigrant children.
I’m not sure if I like the new direction the series is going. Too many face huggers.
What’s more outlandish than an alien living on earth? A black person living in China.
We get a rovot on the surface of an alien planet and the first thing we do is roll over an adorable fuzz ball. Its True. Curiosity killed the cat.
I invented a new burger today. I call it the "illegal alien"
It's got lettuce and tomato on top, with jalapeno peppers and hot sauce hiding underneath.
Served with a free side of ICE.
What do you call a Catholic Priest and an illegal immigrant fighting? **Alien** vs **Predator**
Why is Superman scared of ice? Because Superman is an illegal alien and he might get deported.
If an illegal immigrant was attacking a priest Would that make it Alien vs. Predator?
What do you call an alien civil rights activist? Martian Luther King jr.
What do you call an illegal immigrant and a Catholic priest fighting? Alien VS Predator