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What's it called when an illegal immigrant and a child molester get in a fist fight? Alien VS predator
What do you call a Mexican fighting a Priest? (slightly offensive) Alien vs. Predator
Apparently Donald Trump's favourite film is E.T... Because it's about an illegal alien that goes home.
What's the difference between an illegal alien and E.T.? E.T. learned English and went home.
What do you call an illegal immigrant vs. a child molester? Alien vs. Predator.
My girlfriend found one of my puns so funny that she flew into space and told it to an alien. Unfortunately, the alien didn't laugh. Personally, I think she took the joke a bit too far.
What do you call a fight between a Mexican and Jared Fogle? Alien vs Predator.
What do you call a Mexican fighting a Catholic priest? Alien vs. Predator
What do you call a fight between an illegal immigrant and a pastor? Alien vs. Predator
What do you call a fight between a Mexican and a priest? Alien vs predator
How do you advertise a boxing match between a Hispanic construction worker, and a Catholic priest. Alien vs predator
A Mexican got into a fistfight with a priest the other day. Talk about alien vs predator!
What do you call a mexican and a priest fighting? Alien vs predator
What's the difference between an illegal immigrant and an alien? E.T. learned to speak English and wanted to go home.
What do you call a mexican fighting a priest... Alien Vs Predator
What do you call an illegal immigrant fighting a child rapist? Alien vs Predator
What do you call it when a Mexican and a priest are fighting? Alien vs predator
An alien asked me to take him to my leader... ...so do I take him to the president, my wife, or my cat???
What do you call an Alien with three eyes? Aliiien!
What do you call an Illegal immigrant fistfighting a child molester? Alien vs. Predator.
I heard there's a new movie coming out where an illegal immigrant turns vigilante and battles a child molester... They're calling it Alien vs Predator.
What do you call a boxing match between a Mexican and a priest? Alien vs. Predator
If Bill Cosby rapes an immigrant... Is it Alien Vs Predator?
What you call a fight between a Mexican and a Priest? Alien vs Predator
What do you call it when an immigrant walks into a Catholic Church? Alien vs Predator (this is my son’s joke)
What‘s the secret of a buff alien? Asteroids.
Aliens and Humans
"Alien: why should I not blow up this planet?
Human: we are an advanced species
A: how do you travel?
H: we light old dinosaurs on fire"
Why don't we have any alien visitors in our solar system?
I googled it and found the reason...
It's rated only '1 star' out there.
I hear they made a movie about an illegal immigrant who beats up a child abuser. Alien vs Predator
An astronaut and an alien walk into a space bar...
The astronaut doesn't say anything to the alien.
The alien doesn't say anything to the astronaut.
Alien 1: The dominant life form on planet earth have developed satellite based nuclear weapons.
Alien 2: Are they an emerging intelligence?
Alien 1: I don't think so, they have them aimed at themselves.
What do you you call a film about an illegal immigrant fighting a child molester? Alien vs. Predator
What do you do when you see a green alien?
Wait until they are ripe!
* I'm either really tired, or this is so stupid it's hilarious
So a Nun, a Rabi, a Lion, a Zombie, a Leprechaun, a goldfish, a Space Alien, a pair of Siamese twins, and a blonde walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"
What is a drunk alien's favourite key? The space bar.
I don’t understand Area 51 memes There so alien to me
What do you call an alien in Walmart? A Walmartian
2017 First UFO lands
Alien: "Take me to your leader."
*Alien is brought to Pres. Trump.
Alien: "Good one! Seriously though. This is important."
What do you call a ilegal immigrant fighting a child molester? Alien vs Predator
Why is a pirated copy of a Sigourney Weaver film Donald Trump's least favourite movie? It's an Illegal Alien.
Alien fleet is about to launch invastion. Alien general commands to begin attack on Earth by attacking Poland
-My general, but why Poland?
-I don't know myself why, but it seems to be a tradition here.
What did the Chinese say when they first seen an alien? I wonder what you taste like
What happened to the alien that couldn’t find his way home He got lost in the saucer
When alien bacteria arrived on Earth via meteor strikes, what was the first thing it did? Colonize.
I found an alien at Area 51 that couldn't stop swearing! It was an extratourretestrial.
A man dressed up as an alien at the Area 51 Raid.
The FBI showed up and said,
"GET BACK IN YOUR CHAMBER!"
I wasn’t really a fan of this alien parasite... But it’s starting to grow on me
You guys hear they’re making a Predator vs Alien 3 sequel?
It’s just 2 hours of a Cardinal chasing around 3 immigrant children.
I’m not sure if I like the new direction the series is going. Too many face huggers.
What’s more outlandish than an alien living on earth? A black person living in China.
We get a rovot on the surface of an alien planet and the first thing we do is roll over an adorable fuzz ball. Its True. Curiosity killed the cat.
What do you call a Catholic Priest and an illegal immigrant fighting? **Alien** vs **Predator**
Did you hear about the Lego alien pornstar? He came in pieces.
Why is Superman scared of ice? Because Superman is an illegal alien and he might get deported.
I fingered an alien last night It was a close encounter of the third-base kind.
What do you call someone who doesn't like the movie Alien? Xenophobic
What do you get when an illegal immigration fights a child molester? Alien versus Predator.
If an illegal immigrant was attacking a priest Would that make it Alien vs. Predator?
Two aliens sit in a bar...
One alien tells the other "toodleoop-poodledoop-teedledoop?".
Other alien says "Go home, you're drunk".
What do alien commies believe in? Marsism
Why did the flying saucer record the family? Privacy is alien to them.
What do you call an alien who can't drink milk? Galactose intolerant.
RIP Bill Paxton The only guy to be killed by a predator, a terminator, an alien, and a botched heart surgery.
What does the alien take when he gets a headache Ibprobin
AMA: US government thinks I am an ET dealing drugs Because I am an illegal alien.
Where does an alien go to learn about astronomy? Universe-City!
What do you call an illegal immigrant and a Catholic priest fighting? Alien VS Predator
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