Hilarious Alien Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

Funniest Alien Jokes

What's it called when an illegal immigrant and a child molester get in a fist fight? Alien VS predator

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What do you call a Mexican fighting a Priest? (slightly offensive) Alien vs. Predator

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What's the difference between an illegal alien and E.T.? E.T. learned English and went home.

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What do you call an illegal immigrant vs. a child molester? Alien vs. Predator.

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My girlfriend found one of my puns so funny that she flew into space and told it to an alien. Unfortunately, the alien didn't laugh. Personally, I think she took the joke a bit too far.

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What do you call a fight between a Mexican and Jared Fogle? Alien vs Predator.

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What do you call a Mexican fighting a Catholic priest? Alien vs. Predator

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What do you call a fight between an illegal immigrant and a pastor? Alien vs. Predator

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What do you call a fight between a Mexican and a priest? Alien vs predator

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How do you advertise a boxing match between a Hispanic construction worker, and a Catholic priest. Alien vs predator

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A Mexican got into a fistfight with a priest the other day. Talk about alien vs predator!

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What do you call a mexican and a priest fighting? Alien vs predator

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What's the difference between an illegal immigrant and an alien? E.T. learned to speak English and wanted to go home.

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What do you call a mexican fighting a priest... Alien Vs Predator

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What do you call an illegal immigrant fighting a child rapist? Alien vs Predator

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What do you call it when a Mexican and a priest are fighting? Alien vs predator

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An alien asked me to take him to my leader... ...so do I take him to the president, my wife, or my cat???

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What do you call an Alien with three eyes? Aliiien!

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What do you call an Illegal immigrant fistfighting a child molester? Alien vs. Predator.

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I heard there's a new movie coming out where an illegal immigrant turns vigilante and battles a child molester... They're calling it Alien vs Predator.

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What do you call a boxing match between a Mexican and a priest? Alien vs. Predator

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If Bill Cosby rapes an immigrant... Is it Alien Vs Predator?

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What you call a fight between a Mexican and a Priest? Alien vs Predator

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What do you call it when an immigrant walks into a Catholic Church? Alien vs Predator (this is my son’s joke)

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What‘s the secret of a buff alien? Asteroids.

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Aliens and Humans "Alien: why should I not blow up this planet?

Human: we are an advanced species

A: how do you travel?

H: we light old dinosaurs on fire"

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Why don't we have any alien visitors in our solar system? I googled it and found the reason...

It's rated only '1 star' out there.

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I hear they made a movie about an illegal immigrant who beats up a child abuser. Alien vs Predator

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An astronaut and an alien walk into a space bar... The astronaut doesn't say anything to the alien.

The alien doesn't say anything to the astronaut.

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How do you pay an alien from outer space for services rendered? With Star Bucks.

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So a Nun, a Rabi, a Lion, a Zombie, a Leprechaun, a goldfish, a Space Alien, a pair of Siamese twins, and a blonde walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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I don’t understand Area 51 memes There so alien to me

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What do you call an alien in Walmart? A Walmartian

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What Do You Call A Fight Between an Illegal Immigrant and a Pervert? Alien V. Predator.

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If they made a movie about a paedophile fighting an immigrant Would it be called Alien vs Predator?

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Did you hear they’re going to be making a new alien versus predator movie It’s going to be starring an illegal immigrant versus bill Cosby

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If you don't wear green on St. Patrick's Day, you'll get pinched. If you don't wear red, white and blue on the 4th... ILLEGAL ALIEN!

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I wasn’t really a fan of this alien parasite... But it’s starting to grow on me

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What do you call a Catholic Priest and an illegal immigrant fighting? **Alien** vs **Predator**

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New Alien Jokes

What did the Chinese say when they first seen an alien? I wonder what you taste like

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What happened to the alien that couldn’t find his way home He got lost in the saucer

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When alien bacteria arrived on Earth via meteor strikes, what was the first thing it did? Colonize.

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I found an alien at Area 51 that couldn't stop swearing! It was an extratourretestrial.

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A man dressed up as an alien at the Area 51 Raid. The FBI showed up and said,
"GET BACK IN YOUR CHAMBER!"

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You guys hear they’re making a Predator vs Alien 3 sequel? It’s just 2 hours of a Cardinal chasing around 3 immigrant children.

I’m not sure if I like the new direction the series is going. Too many face huggers.

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What’s more outlandish than an alien living on earth? A black person living in China.

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We get a rovot on the surface of an alien planet and the first thing we do is roll over an adorable fuzz ball. Its True. Curiosity killed the cat.

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I invented a new burger today. I call it the "illegal alien" It's got lettuce and tomato on top, with jalapeno peppers and hot sauce hiding underneath.

Served with a free side of ICE.

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What do you call an alien civil rights activist? Martian Luther King jr.

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What do you call an illegal immigrant and a Catholic priest fighting? Alien VS Predator

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