A vegan said to me, "people who sell meat are gross!"
I said, "people who sell fruits and vegetables are grocer."
credits to Adele Cliff, from the Edinburgh Festival Fringe. Link in the comments
A vegan said to me, people who sell meat are disgusting I replied, people who sell fruits and vegetables are grocer.
A vegan said to me, "People who sell meat are disgusting." I said, "People who sell vegetables and fruits are grocer."
This girl was handing out vegan pamphlets when she said she recognized me I said I never met herbivore
A vegan said to me, "People who sell meat are disgusting!" I said, "People who sell fruit and vegetables are grocer."
The clitoris has over 8000 nerve endings But it's still not as sensitive as a vegan on social media
A vegan said to me that people who sell meat are disgusting. I said people who sell fruit and vegetables are grocer.
A vegan friend's status said if we had to kill...
A vegan friend's status said if we had to kill our own food, we wouldn't eat meat.
I think if he had to build his own computer he'd wouldn't whine on Facebook.
I have a vegan girlfriend... and she's nice and all, but sometimes I think she just looks at me like a piece of carrot
A vegan said to me, "people who sell meat are gross!" I said, "people who sell fruits and vegetables are grocer."
A crossfit enthused, bitcoin investing vegan walks into a bar... Oh, they already told you about it too?
This chick came up to me and claimed she recognized me from a vegan meeting but I'd never met herbivore
A crossfitter, an atheist, and a vegan walk into a bar I only know because they told everyone.
A vegan said to me: People who sell meat are gross. I replied: People who sell fruit and vegetables are grocer.
A vegan told me that people who eat meat are disgusting I said, 'people who sell fruits and vegetables are grocer.'
A vegan buddhist... ...decides to jump off the roof of a meat factory as the ultimate form of protest believing that he will be reincarnated. He became a vegetable.
A vegan once told me..... A vegan once told me that eating meat was gross..... I then replied a man who sells fruit and vegetables is grocer.
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Why is a vegan bad to date?
Why is a vegan bad to date?
They don't like having meat in their mouth.
A vegan came up to me told me that eating meat is disgusting I told her that eating fruits and vegetables are grocer