A vegan said to me, "people who sell meat are gross!"
I said, "people who sell fruits and vegetables are grocer."
credits to Adele Cliff, from the Edinburgh Festival Fringe. Link in the comments
A vegan said to me, people who sell meat are disgusting I replied, people who sell fruits and vegetables are grocer.
A vegan said to me, "People who sell meat are disgusting." I said, "People who sell vegetables and fruits are grocer."
The first rule of vegan fight club.
Tell everyone about vegan fight club.
Edit: Credit goes to Aba and Preach on YouTube.
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A vegan said to me, "People who sell meat are disgusting!" I said, "People who sell fruit and vegetables are grocer."
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A vegan said to me that people who sell meat are disgusting. I said people who sell fruit and vegetables are grocer.
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A vegan said to me, "people who sell meat are gross!" I said, "people who sell fruits and vegetables are grocer."
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