Contents

Contents

Happy Pi Day
Me: I dreamed my teacher is making me read out endless values of π.

Psychiatrist: Is it recurring?

Me: Not as far as anyone can tell.

Who was the roundest night at King Arthur's table?
Sir Cumference. He ate all the Pi.

(Sharing this in honour of national Pi day)

BAD MATH JOKE TIME.
For pi day, my friend was selling pies as a fundraiser, so because I love pie, I decided to buy two.

I went from 0 to 2π.

I went absolutely nowhere.

You've heard of Friday the 13th...
But what about the next day?

Pi Day the 14th: Irrational Fear

Somebody asked if I could explain what Pi Day was again. I told him I didn't want to repeat myself.

National Survey Reports Pi day as America's Third-Most Underrated Holiday To me it's a little bit more than that.

LOOKING FOR awful pi jokes! Just found out my friend hates them. Please give me your worst pi day/pi jokes!

What's the difference between Cake and Pie?
Pi day is the same for everyone yet it's only my Cake day today!

Ok... So there might be a few other redditors sharing my day... Happy Cake Day!

It’s 3.14 AKA international PI Day They do know that 3.14 isn’t PI, neither is 3.140000... I guess since we irrationally do it every year, at least we’re going in circles ?

celebrating pi day isn't as fun as watching basketball I once watched a month full of march madness. From behind the arc I saw a three point won four.... won five games.

As I sit here eating my Pi day pie, I'm looking forward to also celebrating Tau day. Then my desserts will have come full circle.

What do you get when you cut a Jack O' Lantern by its diameter?
Pumpkin pi.

Happy Pi Day, y'all!

There was a village that had four competing pie shops, each inhabiting their own corner of the town. One of these shops was named "The Circle".

The Circle wanted to gain an edge on the other shops, they wanted to stand out. They realized they could transport more pies in their boxes if they made the pies square instead of circular, so they would stack better. The only place in the village to have these oddly-shaped pies is at The Circle.

So, for the area of The Circle, the pie are squared.

The Circle wanted to gain an edge on the other shops, they wanted to stand out. They realized they could transport more pies in their boxes if they made the pies square instead of circular, so they would stack better. The only place in the village to have these oddly-shaped pies is at The Circle.

So, for the area of The Circle, the pie are squared.

I was playing basketball with a friend and you know you’re bad at basketball when you start off playing horse and end up playing pig.

At one point we considered just playing until pi, but then it would have lasted forever!!

At one point we considered just playing until pi, but then it would have lasted forever!!

Why doesn’t anyone do this for numbers? Six as in 634,075. Four as in 432. Three as in Pi.

Happy Pi day everyone!

Credit: heard a variation of this from Kyle Cease.

Happy Pi day everyone!

Credit: heard a variation of this from Kyle Cease.

I'm a tutor at a school and me and my students are having a Pi day celebration and we are having Pie and Pi trivia. I would appreciate it if you guys gave me some Pi or Pie related riddles. Please nothing about sir cumference or magnum pi or moon pi or cow pi. I need riddles that I can't find by doing a quick search on google. Something short, sweet, and hilarious. Give me as many as you can please an thank you.

Edit: Or come up with a game based on Pi.

Edit Again: I should probably mention that these are high school students.

Edit: Or come up with a game based on Pi.

Edit Again: I should probably mention that these are high school students.