I don't understand why people are celebrating pi day. It's irrational.
Happy Pi Day
Me: I dreamed my teacher is making me read out endless values of π.
Psychiatrist: Is it recurring?
Me: Not as far as anyone can tell.
I hate all these PI days jokes They go on forever.
In honor of Pi Day: Who founded the round table? Sir Cumference
What do you call a snake that is exactly 3.14 meters long?
A π thon
Happy pi day. #dadjokes
Who was the roundest night at King Arthur's table?
Sir Cumference. He ate all the Pi.
(Sharing this in honour of national Pi day)
BAD MATH JOKE TIME.
For pi day, my friend was selling pies as a fundraiser, so because I love pie, I decided to buy two.
I went from 0 to 2π.
I went absolutely nowhere.
Today is Pi Day Thanks, America! Now I know π=14.03
I hate all these Pi Day jokes They go on forever.
You know what they say about Pi Day... It really is an irrational holiday.
In honor of Pi day I’m going to be irrational all day
It may only look like 3.14 inches...
But it will feel like it goes in forever.
Happy Pi day!
I don’t get why people celebrate Pi day It’s irrational.
Did you know that pi day is tomorrow? I didn't, because there have been 0 sines
I made this 3.14 minutes before the day ended Too bad it wasn't my pi day
Somebody asked if I could explain what Pi Day was again. I told him I didn't want to repeat myself.
National Survey Reports Pi day as America's Third-Most Underrated Holiday To me it's a little bit more than that.
C'mon, guys. Let's stop talking about pi day. Its getting irrational.
LOOKING FOR awful pi jokes! Just found out my friend hates them. Please give me your worst pi day/pi jokes!
As I sit here eating my Pi day pie, I'm looking forward to also celebrating Tau day. Then my desserts will have come full circle.
Today is March 14th, pi day is cheat day! She still broke up with me though.
It’s 3.14 AKA international PI Day They do know that 3.14 isn’t PI, neither is 3.140000... I guess since we irrationally do it every year, at least we’re going in circles 😉
celebrating pi day isn't as fun as watching basketball I once watched a month full of march madness. From behind the arc I saw a three point won four.... won five games.
Pi day may be irrational.... But at least it is real.
What do you get when you cut a Jack O' Lantern by its diameter?
Happy Pi Day, y'all!
Let's give a circle of applause for Pi day No? Ok, sorry.
Why do people get so excited on pi day? Who knows? Its completely irrational!
Pi My teacher brought two pies to class for pi day so he had enough to go around
They say today is Pi Day but for me it will always be cake day!