Everyone is a fan of Stephen Hawking now that he died. I bet they can't name even 3 of his songs.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie-talkie? Stephen Hawking doesn't walkie or talkie.
A fish, a snake, and Stephen Hawking walk into a bar... Just kidding. None of those things walk.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? The computer runs.
My biology teacher asked me what was the ugliest vegetable IMO. Apparently, Stephen Hawking was the wrong answer.
Stephen Hawking diagnosed with erectile dysfunction. It was easy to fix, they just uninstalled his pop-up blocker.
When my kindle reads Fifty Shades of Gray to me It's like getting an obscene phone call from Stephen Hawking
Knowledge is Power They always say knowledge is power, but I'm pretty sure I can beat up Stephen Hawking.
“There is no God” -Stephen Hawking, 2011
“There is no Stephen Hawking” -God, 2018
Apparently Stephen Hawking is in hospital after he went on a date last night... She stood him up.
If Stephen hawking started a company, What would his position in the company be?
Before he died Stephen Hawking went on his first date for years
When he returned he'd broken his glasses, fractured his wrist and broken his knee.
Apparently she stood him up
I knew a guy who used to get Tony Hawk and Stephen Hawking confused Understandable, they both loved ramps.
Stephen Hawking - "The doctors finally removed my pop up blocker" "Now I can finally get an erection"
I was invited to a dinner party this Saturday, the host asked "what vegetables do you like"?
me "well, I used to like Stephen Hawking but I guess Harvey Price now"
I'm now free on Saturday
Stephen Hawking So, Stephen Hawking went out on a date with someone, but the date ended early because she stood him up.
That say that knowledge is power...
But i'm pretty damn sure I could beat Stephen Hawking's ass
In fact, I bet I could beat Hawking up before he can even say anything about it
They say that carrots have an IQ of 4. Now that Stephen Hawking's dead, they must be the smartest vegetables around!
What's with all of the rude Stephen Hawking jokes?? The man can't even stand up for himself..
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he is hooked into? The computer actually runs
Can we get an F in the chat
Stephen Hawking: God doesn’t exist
God on 14th March 2018: Stephen Hawking doesn’t exist.
Even the most intelligent people can't survive a day without electricity Like Stephen Hawking
Stephen Hawking’s final theory, written just before he died, was released yesterday. It's about time
Stephen Hawking... It's a shame Stephen Hawking died. He could pursue a career in comedy. Too bad he can't do stand-ups!
They Just Released Stephen Hawking's Last Words "1 percent battery life remaining. Please find nearest charger and plug in device"
Ultimatum Vladimir Putin gave Great Britain 24 hours to explain the death of Stephen Hawking.
Billy Graham and Stephen Hawking meet each other in the afterlife.
That was Amazing! Billy says to Stephen.
It sure was, let's do that again! Only this time I get to be the bad cop.
Stephen Hawking asked Albert Einstein "What do you want for your birthday?". He responded, "You.".
When Stephen Hawking was found dead yesterday... Did they call the paramedics or the IT guys first?