Everyone is a fan of Stephen Hawking now that he died. I bet they can't name even 3 of his songs.
“There is no God” -Stephen Hawking, 2011 “There is no Stephen Hawking” God, 2018
What does Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashes? Nothing.
I've tried calling Stephen Hawking many times I keep getting his answering machine
What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.
First Stephen Hawking, now Avicii? Tough year for the Electronic community.
Why is Stephen Hawking successful? He can't run away from his responsibilities.
So Stephen Hawking walks into a bar... Just kidding.
First Stephen hawking now Avicii It must be a tough year for the electronic community.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie-talkie? Stephen Hawking doesn't walkie or talkie.
What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer broke?
Why does Stephen Hawking only do one line jokes? Because he can't do stand-up.
Stephen Hawking walks into a bar... ... Just kidding
A fish, a snake, and Stephen Hawking walk into a bar... Just kidding. None of those things walk.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? The computer runs.
Stephen Hawking has finally released his new book about space. It's about time, too.
Why can't Stephen Hawking dance? Because he's white.
I finally got around to reading that book by Stephen Hawking. It was about time.
What did Stephen Hawking say after his computer crashed ? Nothing.
Stephen Hawking diagnosed with erectile dysfunction. It was easy to fix, they just uninstalled his pop-up blocker.
Stephen Hawking walks into a bar... It's a miracle.
Why does Stephen Hawking date African Americans? Because he loves to study black holes.
Stephen Hawking can be pretty funny sometimes, But I dont think he could do standup
I gotta hand it to Stephen Hawking because he can't catch.
Apparently Stephen Hawking is in hospital after he went on a date last night... She stood him up.
Did Stephen Hawking have a donor card? . .Cos I really need bits for my kids go-kart
Sometimes I feel like Stephen Hawking in the morning Because I can't get out of bed.
If Stephen hawking started a company, What would his position in the company be?
What do you call a hand job from Stephen Hawking? A stroke of Genius.
2 "black" questions that aren't racist.
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs? Stephen Hawking in a house fire.
What's black and screaming? Stevie Wonder answering the iron.
Have you seen Stephen Hawking's new communication device? It really speaks for itself.
What happened when Stephen Hawking's wife gave him a handjob? She had a stroke of genius.
Stephen Hawking recently released his most recent book. He has spent the last 15 years writing it. It's about time.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he is hooked into? The computer actually runs
Why is Stephen Hawking a bad comedian? He can't do stand-up.
What did Stephen Hawking say when his communication device hit an error? body.exe unable to run
When Stephen Hawking was found dead yesterday... Did they call the paramedics or the IT guys first?
Stephen Hawking asked Albert Einstein "What do you want for your birthday?". He responded, "You.".
What’s the opposite of Stephen Hawking ? Stephen Walking.
Stephen Hawking is such a bad comedian He can't do Stand Up.
Apparently Stephen hawking isn't dead!! He fell asleep, someone just had to wiggle the mouse
If Kevin Spacey's next role was playing Stephen Hawking How would that grab you?
What vegetable makes you smarter? Stephen Hawking