Everyone is a fan of Stephen Hawking now that he died. I bet they can't name even 3 of his songs.
“There is no God” -Stephen Hawking, 2011 “There is no Stephen Hawking” God, 2018
What does Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashes? Nothing.
I've tried calling Stephen Hawking many times I keep getting his answering machine
What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.
First Stephen Hawking, now Avicii? Tough year for the Electronic community.
Why is Stephen Hawking successful? He can't run away from his responsibilities.
So Stephen Hawking walks into a bar... Just kidding.
First Stephen hawking now Avicii It must be a tough year for the electronic community.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie-talkie? Stephen Hawking doesn't walkie or talkie.
What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer broke?
Why does Stephen Hawking only do one line jokes? Because he can't do stand-up.
Stephen Hawking walks into a bar... ... Just kidding
A fish, a snake, and Stephen Hawking walk into a bar... Just kidding. None of those things walk.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? The computer runs.
Stephen Hawking has finally released his new book about space. It's about time, too.
Why can't Stephen Hawking dance? Because he's white.
I finally got around to reading that book by Stephen Hawking. It was about time.
What did Stephen Hawking say after his computer crashed ? Nothing.
My biology teacher asked me what was the ugliest vegetable IMO. Apparently, Stephen Hawking was the wrong answer.
Stephen Hawking diagnosed with erectile dysfunction. It was easy to fix, they just uninstalled his pop-up blocker.
Stephen Hawking walks into a bar... It's a miracle.
Why does Stephen Hawking date African Americans? Because he loves to study black holes.
I gotta hand it to Stephen Hawking because he can't catch.
Stephen Hawking can be pretty funny sometimes, But I dont think he could do standup
Apparently Stephen Hawking is in hospital after he went on a date last night... She stood him up.
Did Stephen Hawking have a donor card? . .Cos I really need bits for my kids go-kart
Sometimes I feel like Stephen Hawking in the morning Because I can't get out of bed.
If Stephen hawking started a company, What would his position in the company be?
What do you call a hand job from Stephen Hawking? A stroke of Genius.
I finally got round to reading that Stephen Hawking book the other day. It's about time.
Stephen Hawking is a very paranoid man He's always looking over his shoulder.
I tried calling Stephen Hawking the other day But I kept getting his answering machine
Have you seen Stephen Hawking's new communication device? It really speaks for itself.
What's black and sits at the the top of a staircase ? Stephen Hawking after a house fire.
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs? Stephen Hawkings after a house fire.
What was Stephen Hawking when he was younger? Stephen Walking
Stephen Hawking recently released his most recent book. He has spent the last 15 years writing it. It's about time.
Stephen Hawking had his first date for 10 years last week. He came back, his glasses were smashed, he had a broken wrist, a twisted ankle and grazed knees... Apparently she stood him up!
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he is hooked into? The computer actually runs
What’s the opposite of Stephen Hawking ? Stephen Walking.
Stephen Hawking asked Albert Einstein "What do you want for your birthday?". He responded, "You.".
If Kevin Spacey's next role was playing Stephen Hawking How would that grab you?
How do we know it’s Stephen Hawking talking and not just the black box? There are no ads.
What do you call a vegetable that's sorta cool? Stephen Hawking
What vegetable makes you smarter? Stephen Hawking
What if Stephen Hawking is the real slim shady But we never knew because he can't stand up.
What’s black and sits at the top of the staircase? Stephen Hawking after a house fire
Stephen Hawking If you lose Stephen Hawking, do you report a missing person or a stolen laptop?
Why is Stephen Hawking a bad comedian? He can't do stand-up.
What is black and sits at the top of a staircase? Stephen Hawking after a house fire.
I like to be positive Even though I'm unemployed and recently got evicted, I could still destroy Stephen Hawking in a 100m dash.
Stephen Hawking walks into a bar… Just kidding.
What do Stephen Hawking and Richard Hammond have in common? They both have poor motor skills.
What's Stephen Hawking's least favorite kind of comedy? Standup.
TIL Stephen Hawking is British Never realized because of his accent.
There's only one vegetable I like Stephen Hawking
What did Stephen Hawking say when his communication device hit an error? body.exe unable to run
Stephen Hawking is a terrible role model for our kids. He only looks one way when crossing the street
Did you know that Stephen Hawking wrote a cookbook? It's called A Brief History of Thyme.
Stephen Hawking walked into a bar... Just kidding.
Apparently, anything Stephen Hawking reads is considered a "short story" Since he can read it in one sitting
What do Evel Knievel and Stephen Hawking have in common? Their love of ramps.
So one day Stephen Hawking walks into a bar... Lol, Just kidding.
whats black and sits at the top of the staircase? stephen hawking after a house fire
What has legs but never runs? Stephen Hawking
Walking Talking Stephen Hawking
What's black and sits on top of a staircase? Stephen Hawking in a house fire.
Why is Stephen Hawking so controversial? He never changes his position.