What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand? He nuts and bolts.
A Norweigan robot analyzed a bird. It scandinavian.
How does a robot do a one night stand? It nuts and bolts
What does a robot do on a one night stand? Nuts and bolts.
What do you call a one night stand with a robot? Nut and bolt
What do you call a robot whose sole purpose is to have one-night stands? Nuts and bolts
If a Norwegian robot... If a Norwegian robot analyzes a bird, it Scandinavian.
What happens when a Norwegian robot scans a bird? It Scandanavian
Norwegian Robot If a Norwegian robot analyzed a bird, then it… Scandinavian
What does a robot do after a one night stand? He nuts and bolts.
A Robot gets arrested. He's charged with battery.
A robot man walks into a robot restaurant.
A robot waiter approaches and asks him for his robot order.
The robot man orders a robot steak.
The robot waiter asks him how he wants his robot steak prepared.
The robot man replies, "Weld on".
What does a robot do on a one night stand? He nuts and bolts
What do you call it when a robot has a one night stand? Nut and bolt
What is it called when a robot has a one night stand? Nuts and bolts.
The Titanic was recently visited by a diving crew with a robot submarine. What they found out was completely amazing. Even after 100 years of being sunk, all the pools are still full.
What do you call a sad robot? A woebot. :(
A robot walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve robots." The robot replies, "Oh, but someday you will."
A robot walks into a bar, orders a drink, and lays down some cash. The bartender says, "we don't serve robots." The robot replies, "oh, but some day you will."
What do you call a depressed robot? A sigh borg.
What does a robot do with his first girlfriend? He nuts and bolts
What do you call a group of muslims that turn into a giant robot? A mecca
What does a robot do after a one night stand? He nuts & bolts.
why don't robot chickens play basketball? too many technical fowls
A robot walks into a bar; says he needs to loosen up. So the bartender serves him a screwdriver.
A robot walks into a bar...
The bartender says, "Hey, we don't serve robots!"
Robot says, "Oh, but someday you will."
What do you call a sexually harassed robot? R2#metoo
Why couldn't Marco Rubio register on a web forum? The website required him to prove that he is not a robot.
I built an analog robot and asked it what gender it is. It said it was non-binary.
Why did the robot see a psychiatrist? Because he had metal health problems...
What does a gender-ambiguous robot identify as? Non\-binary.
What do you call an LGBT robot? A *Trans*former
Two men are arguing loudly. A robot approaches and says "May I be of assistance?" One man turns to it and says *back off pal, this is an organic matter!"
What do you call a robot that can read your mind? A psyborg.
What kind of robot would a transgender person be A transformer.
What do you call a pony mixed with a robot? RoboClop....so sorry
What do you call a a robot who changed genders? a transformer
Built a robot to tie rope together... But it does knot work.
Have you heard about the sodium-powered robot? He was charged with a salt battery.
This robot was being mean to me, so I started clubbing him. I was arrested for battery.
What happens when a midget robot goes out in the rain? It shorts out
An artificially intelligent robot, called Aristo, just made history by passing an eight grade science test It’s data must be so proud
What do Robot college students eat? Rom and Noodles
Did the robot have a brother? No, but he had lots of trans-sisters!
Why wasn’t the robot at school for a week? He had a spring break
Why did the SJW hate the Mexican robot? Because it was Pablo-matic
What do you call it when the robot from Futurama gets in a minor car accident while wearing a dress? A gender bender Bender fender bender.