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What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand? He nuts and bolts.

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A Norweigan robot analyzed a bird. It scandinavian.

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How does a robot do a one night stand? It nuts and bolts

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What does a robot do on a one night stand? Nuts and bolts.

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What do you call a one night stand with a robot? Nut and bolt

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What do you call a robot whose sole purpose is to have one-night stands? Nuts and bolts

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If a Norwegian robot... If a Norwegian robot analyzes a bird, it Scandinavian.

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What happens when a Norwegian robot scans a bird? It Scandanavian

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Norwegian Robot If a Norwegian robot analyzed a bird, then it… Scandinavian

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What does a robot do after a one night stand? He nuts and bolts.

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A Robot gets arrested. He's charged with battery.

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A robot man walks into a robot restaurant. A robot waiter approaches and asks him for his robot order.
The robot man orders a robot steak.
The robot waiter asks him how he wants his robot steak prepared.
The robot man replies, "Weld on".

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What does a robot do on a one night stand? He nuts and bolts

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What do you call it when a robot has a one night stand? Nut and bolt

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What is it called when a robot has a one night stand? Nuts and bolts.

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The Titanic was recently visited by a diving crew with a robot submarine. What they found out was completely amazing. Even after 100 years of being sunk, all the pools are still full.

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What do you call a sad robot? A woebot. :(

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A robot walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve robots." The robot replies, "Oh, but someday you will."

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A robot walks into a bar, orders a drink, and lays down some cash. The bartender says, "we don't serve robots." The robot replies, "oh, but some day you will."

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What do you call a depressed robot? A sigh borg.

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What does a robot do with his first girlfriend? He nuts and bolts

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What do you call a group of muslims that turn into a giant robot? A mecca

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What does a robot do after a one night stand? He nuts & bolts.

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why don't robot chickens play basketball? too many technical fowls

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A robot walks into a bar; says he needs to loosen up. So the bartender serves him a screwdriver.

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A robot walks into a bar... The bartender says, "Hey, we don't serve robots!"

Robot says, "Oh, but someday you will."

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What do you call a sexually harassed robot? R2#metoo

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Why couldn't Marco Rubio register on a web forum? The website required him to prove that he is not a robot.

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I built an analog robot and asked it what gender it is. It said it was non-binary.

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Why did the robot see a psychiatrist? Because he had metal health problems...

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What do you call an LGBT robot? A *Trans*former

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Two men are arguing loudly. A robot approaches and says "May I be of assistance?" One man turns to it and says *back off pal, this is an organic matter!"

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What do you call a pony mixed with a robot? RoboClop....so sorry

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What do you call a a robot who changed genders? a transformer

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Built a robot to tie rope together... But it does knot work.

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What do you call it when the robot from Futurama gets in a minor car accident while wearing a dress? A gender bender Bender fender bender.

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Why wasn’t the robot at school for a week? He had a spring break

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Why did the SJW hate the Mexican robot? Because it was Pablo-matic

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Doctor Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a robot that has to take an exam to become human. Doctor: Don't worry, it'll pass.

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This robot was being mean to me, so I started clubbing him. I was arrested for battery.

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What happens when a midget robot goes out in the rain? It shorts out

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What do Robot college students eat? Rom and Noodles

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