Popsicle Jokes

Funny Popsicle Jokes
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What subject did Dracula major in during college? AcCOUNTing

This joke must be on a popsicle stick somewhere.

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What kind of tree would have the best bark? Dogwood.

Don't you dare judge me, it was on my popsicle stick. :P

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What do you call a fruit that makes fun of someone? A banana-nana-nana

Got it on a popsicle stick. Laughed for way too long.

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What do computers eat for snacks? Micro-chips

(Discovered on a Firecracker Popsicle stick)

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How do you comb a bee's hair? With a honeycomb!

I'm sorry I found this joke on a popsicle stick please forgive me.

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What is the best joke you have heard that was on the end of a Popsicle stick? Here is mine: Q: Where do snowmen dance?


A: At the snowball.

Best joke at the end of a Popsicle stick

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My wife is like a delicious strawberry popsicle. Cold on the inside and 90% artificial.

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A blonde buys a thermos She brings it to work and shows it off to all of her friends.

friend: "What does it do?"

blonde: "It keeps warm this warm and cold things cold."

friend: "What do you have in it right now?"

blonde: "A cup of coffee and two popsicle!"

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What did the hunter call his wife? Deer

Found this on popsicle stick so don’t judge to harshly

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Atrocious popsicle joke #2 What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits!

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Atrocious Popsicle Joke #4 Why are cornfields the best listeners?
They're all ears!


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Hands sticky and tingling he kept on. Still sucking and licking he tilted his head back as he had it thrust into his mouth letting the sticky juices flow down his throat. Grape was his favourite flavour and this was his favourite popsicle.

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How do skeletons communicate? A cell bone.

*just got it off a popsicle.

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I tried to make a popsicle out of frozen sperm. I didn't succeed

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What's a cheerleader's favorite fruit? (Popsicle stick caliber) Pom-Pomegranate

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What kind of outfit does a unicycle wear? Attire.

Popsicle sticks can be surprisingly funny.

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What's 4chan's favourite popsicle brand? Lolly.

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I think my thermos is broken It says it keeps hot things hot and cold things cold but I put in 3 cups of coffee and a popsicle and now they're both ruined

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This year for Halloween I am dressing up as the guy selling Mexican ice cream from a cart. Then I am going to ask every woman at the bar I see if she wants to blow this popsicle stand.

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What do you call a sleeping Tyrannosaurus Rex? A DynaSnore!

A popsicle stick joke that cracked me up today.

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What can be popped beyond bubbles? POPsicle, POPcorn and LolliPOP.

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