Women say they want a man who is funny and spontaneous But you knock on their bedroom window at midnight in a clown costume and suddenly it's all screaming and throwing things and police helicopters.
The best insult ever is, "who is this clown?", because...
#1- You are calling them a clown
#2- You are saying they are not even a well known clown
It must be tough having the world's best clown as your dad. You would have such big shoes to fill
What is the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed clown on a tricycle? Attire
A kid and a clown are walking through the woods.
The kid looks around and says, "man these woods sure are scary"
The clown replies, "you're telling me I have to walk out of here alone."
A clown is walking through the woods with a kid
The kid looks up at the clown, "It's getting late, and I'm getting scared."
Clown says, "YOU'RE scared? I have to walk out of here alone."
THAT'S NOT FUNNY, THAT'S SICK! A clown and a little boy are walking through the woods. The boy says "it sure is dark and scary here". The clown says "how do you think I feel? I'm coming back alone".
A little boy and a clown are walking through the woods at night...
"Golly!" the boy says, "It sure is scary out here!"
"You think you're scared!" the clown replies. "I'm the one who has to walk home all alone."
A clown and a little girl walk through a dark forest.
The girl says, "I'm scared!"
The clown replies, "you think you're scared? I have to walk back alone!"
The girl I met last week said she wanted a guy who was "funny and spontaneous" I showed up at her kitchen window late at night wearing a clown suit and suddenly it's all panic and screaming...
The life of a clown A clown goes to his boss to ask for a raise, the boss replies: "20 years working for me and you finally make me laugh."
A clown with a briefcase walks into a bar The barman calls security and says "sorry, no funny business"
This clown fad is getting out of hand.... They are even running for president of the United States.
A little girl and a clown are walking through the woods... The little girl says, "Clown, I'm scared." The clown looks down to the girl and says, "You're scared? I'm the one who has to walk back alone."
It's hard following a clown act
My girlfriend dated a clown before we started going together.
I've got some pretty big shoes to fill.
What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a clown on a unicycle? Attire
I just got fired for looking up clown videos on my lunch break. My boss didn't buy that "Lisa Ann gets creampied" is a clown video
My girlfriend used to date a professional clown before she met me. I have some big shoes to fill.
My father was the best clown of all time. When he died, all his friends came to his funeral in one car.
Donald trump may seem like a clown to you but you're forgetting one thing that american society is a circus.
Finally watching One Piece and just saw tiny Buggy the Clown get spit out by a bird that tried to eat him. I guess he tasted funny.
Have you ever seen the clown at the grocery store that hides from stupid people? Yeah, me neither.
Explaining to a child that we're mortal and death is inevitable Is probably, for me, the hardest part of being a party clown
My 80 yr-old uncle was caught planting secret listening devices in a hotel room while wearing a clown costume. What a silly old bugger.
A clown goes crazy and starts murdering everybody with a cast-iron skillet. Don't get the joke? It's deadpan humor.
Residents of the island to the south of Italy who have Coronavirus must wear clown suits until they are well. It Sicily Law.
What does McDonalds and the White House have in common? They’re both run by a clown and have high turnover.
A clown who's job is going to parties and make all kind of balloons.. Is that considered a blow-job?
What's the difference between a politician and a clown? When the clown tricks you, you get surprised
How were the detectives sure the murdered clown was shot to death? His car was riddled with bullets.
Julius Caesar and Brutus Walk Into a Movie Theater
Brutus looks at Caesar and says "Caesar, we should watch the movie sequel with the scary clown in it!"
Caesar ponders what Brutus is saying for a moment. "It Two, Brute?"
IT chapter two reveals how Pennywise was created According to a very reliable sauce, a demon named PundFoolish possessed the beloved clown Pennywise in the early 1930s
With "IT 2" being released, i wanted to make sure everyone is being safe, so here is a tip if you are being attacked by a clown Make sure to go for the juggler
What’s the difference between a rodeo clown and a politician? The rodeo clown tries to avoid the bull.
A clown recently had to retire earlier this week.
After sustaining an injury, the clown was found to have broken his funny bone.
Looks like he got the last laugh.
What do you call a phobia of a clown wielding a chainsaw running straight at you? Common sense
Two clowns are eating a cannibal. And one clown says to the other: "I think we're in the wrong joke."