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Funniest Clown Jokes

The other day I held the door for a clown. I thought it was a nice jester.

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Women say they want a man who is funny and spontaneous But you knock on their bedroom window at midnight in a clown costume and suddenly it's all screaming and throwing things and police helicopters.

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What clown has killed more children than "It"? Ronald McDonald.

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McDonald's will give you a free combo meal... McDonald's will give you a free combo meal and £127.38 if you go to the Drive Thru dressed as a clown.

With a gun.

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Yesterday a clown held open the door for me What a nice jester.

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The best insult ever is, "who is this clown?", because... #1- You are calling them a clown
#2- You are saying they are not even a well known clown

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It must be tough having the world's best clown as your dad. You would have such big shoes to fill

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Which clown has killed the most people? Ronald McDonald

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What do you call a Jewish clown? Pennywise

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What is the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed clown on a tricycle? Attire

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A clown held open a door for me today. I thought it was a nice jester.

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A kid and a clown are walking through the woods. The kid looks around and says, "man these woods sure are scary"

The clown replies, "you're telling me I have to walk out of here alone."

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A clown is walking through the woods with a kid The kid looks up at the clown, "It's getting late, and I'm getting scared."

Clown says, "YOU'RE scared? I have to walk out of here alone."

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A blind clown is asked to perform at a children’s hospital. He is led into the amputee ward and begins with some jokes, but not one child laughs. “A song, perhaps,” he thinks. “That’ll cheer ‘em up!”
“Ifffffff you’re happy and you know it....”

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Yesterday a clown held the door open for me I thought it was a nice jester

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THAT'S NOT FUNNY, THAT'S SICK! A clown and a little boy are walking through the woods. The boy says "it sure is dark and scary here". The clown says "how do you think I feel? I'm coming back alone".

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A little boy and a clown are walking through the woods at night... "Golly!" the boy says, "It sure is scary out here!"

"You think you're scared!" the clown replies. "I'm the one who has to walk home all alone."

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A clown held open a door for me. It was a nice jester.

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A clown held the door open for me the other day. It was a nice jester.

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A clown and a little girl walk through a dark forest. The girl says, "I'm scared!"

The clown replies, "you think you're scared? I have to walk back alone!"

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A clown held the door for me today. I thought it was a nice jester.

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Hitler says... "I order the execution of 6 million Jews and 1 clown!"

His officer responds with

"Why the clown?"

To which Hitler replies with

"See! No one cares about the Jews!"

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A clown held the door open for me the other day. I thought that was a kind jester.

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The girl I met last week said she wanted a guy who was "funny and spontaneous" I showed up at her kitchen window late at night wearing a clown suit and suddenly it's all panic and screaming...

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The life of a clown A clown goes to his boss to ask for a raise, the boss replies: "20 years working for me and you finally make me laugh."

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Yesterday, a clown held a door open for me... I thought it was a nice jester...

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Today a clown opened a door for me I said "that's a nice jester"

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I once held a door for a clown It was a nice Jester

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Paying a clown to blow up balloons at a party is pretty expensive. Must be inflation.

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A clown just held a door open for me. It was a nice jester.

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Hold the door for a clown It's a nice jester

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Why couldn't the birthday clown make balloon animals for the children? With the rising cost of inflation he couldn't afford it anymore.

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So my friend tells me "The holocaust wasn't that bad." I say "Of course it was!"

He replies "I'm going to go out and kill a million Jews and one clown."

I say "Why the clown?"

He says "See, no one cares about the Jews."

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How do you kills a circus clown? Go for the juggler!

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I was talking to my friend about the holocaust when he said... *"The holocaust wasn't that bad."*

"Of course it was!"

*"I'm going to go out and kill a million Jews and one clown."*

"Why the clown?"

*"See, no one cares about the Jews."*

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Two costumes are gonna be super popular this year: Donald Trump and Scary Clown. It's gonna be hard to say which is which.

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What do you call a person crossing a road in broad daylight, dressed as a clown carrying John Wick's dog? Anything you want, cos if he's carrying John Wick's dog, he hasn't got much time to live.

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Being the clown in IT... Must be a draining job.

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How to make clown cry ? Kill his family.

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Have you ever seen the clown at the grocery store that hides from stupid people? Yeah, me neither.

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What do you call a clown gigolo? A Mcpounder.

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How were the detectives sure the murdered clown was shot to death? His car was riddled with bullets.

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I had a nightmare about the scariest clown ever my ex

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What did the guy who had a one night stand with a clown do? He Did It

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What did the balloon say to the clown? Blow me

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I'm kinda the family clown Because everyone in my family laughs at me

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A little kid told me this joke one time and I thought it was genius. “Why was the clown sad?”

“Idk why?....”

“Cause he got shot in the face...”

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I finally told my girlfriend about my clown molesting addiction "Babe... I've been feeling funny lately."

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The police thought they had a break trying to figure out all these clown sightings. They brought a mime in for questioning but he refused to talk.

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If you ever see a creepy clown... Go for the juggler

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Why couldn't the clown make balloon animals for the children? With inflation raising the cost he couldn't afford it.

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The prize for coming in the top-3 of the children's race was an evil clown. Sadly I came 4th. I would have got away with It if it wasn't for those medalling kids.

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