I left my Adderall in my Ford Fiesta... Now it's a Ford Focus.
Man: "Doctor, I think I have ADHD: I can't remember where I parked my Ford!"
Doctor: "That's not how ADHD works..."
Man: "But I keep losing my Focus!"
What do you get when you put adderall into the gas tank of a Ford Fiesta? A Ford Focus.
Why did Harrison Ford Crash his plane? because he was flying solo and went look no hans...
I put adderall into my Ford Fiesta Now it’s a Ford Focus
What happens when you leave your ADHD medication in your Ford Fiesta? It turns into a Ford Focus.
I forgot my adderall in my Ford Fiesta Now it's a Ford Focus
What's your favorite pick up line? Mine is the Ford F Series.
My boyfriend looked so excited when I told him I was going to get him an escort for his birthday! I couldn't understand why he looked so disappointed when I handed him the keys to his new Ford
Why do Ford vehicles have heated rear bumpers? To keep your hands warm when you're pushing it
I left my adderall in my Ford Fiesta Now it’s my Ford Focus
My friend is getting a new car - a "tangerine" ford focus. Dad drops this one... Tangerine focus... Isn't that the same as orange concentrate?
So I left my Adderall in my Ford Fiesta last night... Now it's a Ford Focus.
My father works as a statistician at Ford. He must be pretty well-respected there, people are always asking for his auto graph.
I left my Adderral in my Ford Fiesta I came back to a Ford Focus
What do you call Harrison Ford making a Venn diagram? Comparrison Ford!
I gave some Adderall to my Ford Fiesta... it's now a Ford Focus.
What car can anyone buy? A Ford.
Fidel Castro and 11 Presidents
Fidel Castro survived 11
Presidents of the United States
But he couldn't take 15 days of Trump
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that won't start? A Ford Siesta
My first escort... was a Ford
How is driving a Ford truck similar to visiting Thailand? Either way, you're likely to blow a tranny
Ford is creating a new company to manufacture electric vehicles using Tesla software and batteries. They're naming it Edison.
My son accidentally left his Adderall in his Ford Festiva. Now, it's a Ford Focus.
A friend of mine tries to impress girls by drawing realistic pictures of the Ford F-150. He’s a pickup artist.
A friend of mine tries to impress girls by drawing realistic pictures of the Ford F-150. He is a pickup artist.
Why did the blonde stare at the Ford? It said Focus.
What would Chrysler's version of the Ford Focus be called? Chrysler Concentrate
What's the difference between a Ford and a tampon? The tampon comes with a tow rope.
How do you get a Ford to stop? Shoot the guy pushing it
How many tottenham hotspur fans can you get in a ford focus? all four of them
What did Dath Vader say when he was disappointed with his shipment from the Ford dealership? There is no escape.
I left my Adderall in my car last night... When I came out this morning, it became a Ford Focus.
Did you hear about the latest Harrison Ford thriller about Covid times? Indiana Jones and the Temple of Zoom.
What is the difference between a Ford Fiesta and a Ford Focus? Ritalin
A wife driving all the sudden hears...
+ Honey thats the curve where I Ford
- Why do you always have yo say that when we pass the church where we got married
Chevy guys be like "I just blew a piston". Ford guys be like "I just blew a tranny". Dude guys be like... What was his name?