Ford Jokes

I left my Adderall in my Ford Fiesta... Now it's a Ford Focus.

Man: "Doctor, I think I have ADHD: I can't remember where I parked my Ford!" Doctor: "That's not how ADHD works..."
Man: "But I keep losing my Focus!"

What do you get when you put adderall into the gas tank of a Ford Fiesta? A Ford Focus.

Why did Harrison Ford Crash his plane? because he was flying solo and went look no hans...

I put adderall into my Ford Fiesta Now it’s a Ford Focus

What happens when you leave your ADHD medication in your Ford Fiesta? It turns into a Ford Focus.

I forgot my adderall in my Ford Fiesta Now it's a Ford Focus

What's your favorite pick up line? Mine is the Ford F Series.

My boyfriend looked so excited when I told him I was going to get him an escort for his birthday! I couldn't understand why he looked so disappointed when I handed him the keys to his new Ford

Why do Ford vehicles have heated rear bumpers? To keep your hands warm when you're pushing it

I left my adderall in my Ford Fiesta Now it’s my Ford Focus

My friend is getting a new car - a "tangerine" ford focus. Dad drops this one... Tangerine focus... Isn't that the same as orange concentrate?

So I left my Adderall in my Ford Fiesta last night... Now it's a Ford Focus.

My father works as a statistician at Ford. He must be pretty well-respected there, people are always asking for his auto graph.

I left my Adderral in my Ford Fiesta I came back to a Ford Focus

What do you call Harrison Ford making a Venn diagram? Comparrison Ford!

I gave some Adderall to my Ford Fiesta... it's now a Ford Focus.

What car can anyone buy? A Ford.

Fidel Castro and 11 Presidents Fidel Castro survived 11
Presidents of the United States

-Eisenhower

-Kennedy

-Johnson

-Nixon

-Ford

-Carter

-Reagan

-Bush

-Clinton

-GW Bush

-Obama

But he couldn't take 15 days of Trump

What do you call a Ford Fiesta that won't start? A Ford Siesta

My first escort... was a Ford

How is driving a Ford truck similar to visiting Thailand? Either way, you're likely to blow a tranny

Ford is creating a new company to manufacture electric vehicles using Tesla software and batteries. They're naming it Edison.

My son accidentally left his Adderall in his Ford Festiva. Now, it's a Ford Focus.

A friend of mine tries to impress girls by drawing realistic pictures of the Ford F-150. He’s a pickup artist.

A friend of mine tries to impress girls by drawing realistic pictures of the Ford F-150. He is a pickup artist.

Why did the blonde stare at the Ford? It said Focus.

What would Chrysler's version of the Ford Focus be called? Chrysler Concentrate

What's the difference between a Ford and a tampon? The tampon comes with a tow rope.

I left my adderall in my Ford Fiesta when I went to class the other day... I came back to a Ford Focus

How do you get a Ford to stop? Shoot the guy pushing it

Harrison Ford just got dumped by his girlfriend... Now he’s Hands Solo.

How many tottenham hotspur fans can you get in a ford focus? all four of them

Ford claims that 90% of its cars are still on the road today That's pretty bad, apparently only 10% of them made it back home

I left my Adderall in my car last night... When I came out this morning, it became a Ford Focus.

Ford announced today that they are discontinuing all but two of their cars... They've really lost their Focus.

Someone asked Harrison Ford what his favorite star wars location was He said that Cloud City always sent chills down his spine.

What do you call a Ford with a twin exhaust? A wheelbarrow

A wife driving all the sudden hears... + Honey thats the curve where I Ford
- Why do you always have yo say that when we pass the church where we got married