What happens when you leave your ADHD medication in your Ford Fiesta? It turns into a Ford Focus.
My boyfriend looked so excited when I told him I was going to get him an escort for his birthday! I couldn't understand why he looked so disappointed when I handed him the keys to his new Ford
Why do Ford vehicles have heated rear bumpers? To keep your hands warm when you're pushing it
My friend is getting a new car - a "tangerine" ford focus. Dad drops this one... Tangerine focus... Isn't that the same as orange concentrate?
How is driving a Ford truck similar to visiting Thailand? Either way, you're likely to blow a tranny
Ford is creating a new company to manufacture electric vehicles using Tesla software and batteries. They're naming it Edison.
A friend of mine tries to impress girls by drawing realistic pictures of the Ford F-150. He’s a pickup artist.
A friend of mine tries to impress girls by drawing realistic pictures of the Ford F-150. He is a pickup artist.
A man is talking to his friend...
"Today I got a brand new ford for my wife."
"Eyyy, nice trade."
I left my adderall in my Ford Fiesta when I went to class the other day... I came back to a Ford Focus
Why are so many hotwheels based after Ford models? So kids get used to pushing them at a young age.
You'd think Henry Ford was African
The way he Madagascar
^^^^I'll ^^^^^let ^^^^^^myself ^^^^^^^out
My friend and I decided to race our Ford Pintos.
Mine broke down three miles down the road. I had to walk the rest of the way.
Ford is finally coming out with a new model Ford Bronco. It only comes in white, with a top highway speed of 20mph, but its missing a glovebox.
95% of all Ford trucks made in the past 20 years are still on the road. The rest have been towed home.
My friend tries to impress women by drawing realistic pictures of the Ford F-150. He is a pickup artist.
Ford bought Nissan and discontinued all truck production. They wanted to Explorer the final Frontier.
Ford and Renault were working on a joint car project......
...where they combined the Renault Clio with the Ford Taurus.
They gave up when male test drivers couldn't find the car.
In 2020 Ford is re-releasing the Bronco
There will be a special edition OJ trim level:
Standard White paint with dark tinted windows, governed to 30 mph, extended range gas tank, and has an undersized glove box.
I wish Ford installed heated bumpers. Would keep my hands warm while I’m pushing it to the side of the freeway.
Richard Nixon and Gerald Ford pass each other in the hallway (Oldie but a goodie)
Richard Nixon and Gerald Ford pass each other in the hallway. Nixon bumps into Ford's shoulder. Embarrassed, Nixon turns to Ford and says "Pardon me!"
And so he did.
I'm a 25 year old virgin and I'm hoping that this is the year I get laid. My dad said he'd buy me an escort... It's nice of him, but to be honest I don't see how a crappy old Ford is gonna help.
Ford announced today that they are discontinuing all but two of their cars... They've really lost their Focus.
What did they change the name of the Ford Bronco to when O.J. Simpson got acquitted? The Ford Escape!
I left my Adderall in my car last night... When I came out this morning, it became a Ford Focus.
It's insane that car companies, especially Ford, pay hundreds of millions to try to stay ahead of the game I guess they can't a Ford to lose out
Why won't prostitutes sleep with Harrison Ford? Because they don't want to be known as a Ford escort.
Someone asked Harrison Ford what his favorite star wars location was He said that Cloud City always sent chills down his spine.
Did you hear Renault and Ford are going release a hyrbrid vehicle this year mixing the Renault 'Clio' and the Ford 'Taurus' together
So I went to the dealership the other day and bought out a bunch of Ford F150s. I then filled them up with mozzarella.
My buddy asked why I did that. I told him
"I wanted to do this so I could finally tell a girl, I had a cheesy pickup line."
A car salesman asked me, "What are you looking for in a car?"
I said, "It has to be affordable"
He said, "I'm sorry sir, I've never heard of a Ford Ibble."