Ford Jokes

I left my Adderall in my Ford Fiesta. Now I have a Ford Focus.

I left my Adderall in my Ford Fiesta... Now it's a Ford Focus.

Man: "Doctor, I think I have ADHD: I can't remember where I parked my Ford!" Doctor: "That's not how ADHD works..."
Man: "But I keep losing my Focus!"

What do you get when you put adderall into the gas tank of a Ford Fiesta? A Ford Focus.

Why did Harrison Ford Crash his plane? because he was flying solo and went look no hans...

I put adderall into my Ford Fiesta Now it’s a Ford Focus

What happens when you leave your ADHD medication in your Ford Fiesta? It turns into a Ford Focus.

I forgot my adderall in my Ford Fiesta Now it's a Ford Focus

What's your favorite pick up line? Mine is the Ford F Series.

My boyfriend looked so excited when I told him I was going to get him an escort for his birthday! I couldn't understand why he looked so disappointed when I handed him the keys to his new Ford

Why do Ford vehicles have heated rear bumpers? To keep your hands warm when you're pushing it

I left my adderall in my Ford Fiesta Now it’s my Ford Focus

My friend is getting a new car - a "tangerine" ford focus. Dad drops this one... Tangerine focus... Isn't that the same as orange concentrate?

So I left my Adderall in my Ford Fiesta last night... Now it's a Ford Focus.

My father works as a statistician at Ford. He must be pretty well-respected there, people are always asking for his auto graph.

I left my Adderral in my Ford Fiesta I came back to a Ford Focus

What do you call Harrison Ford making a Venn diagram? Comparrison Ford!

I gave some Adderall to my Ford Fiesta... it's now a Ford Focus.

What car can anyone buy? A Ford.

Fidel Castro and 11 Presidents Fidel Castro survived 11
Presidents of the United States

-Eisenhower

-Kennedy

-Johnson

-Nixon

-Ford

-Carter

-Reagan

-Bush

-Clinton

-GW Bush

-Obama

But he couldn't take 15 days of Trump

What do you call a Ford Fiesta that won't start? A Ford Siesta

My first escort... was a Ford

How is driving a Ford truck similar to visiting Thailand? Either way, you're likely to blow a tranny

Ford is creating a new company to manufacture electric vehicles using Tesla software and batteries. They're naming it Edison.

My son accidentally left his Adderall in his Ford Festiva. Now, it's a Ford Focus.

A friend of mine tries to impress girls by drawing realistic pictures of the Ford F-150. He’s a pickup artist.

A friend of mine tries to impress girls by drawing realistic pictures of the Ford F-150. He is a pickup artist.

Why did the blonde stare at the Ford? It said Focus.

What would Chrysler's version of the Ford Focus be called? Chrysler Concentrate

What's the difference between a Ford and a tampon? The tampon comes with a tow rope.

Why are so many hotwheels based after Ford models? So kids get used to pushing them at a young age.

How do you get a Ford to stop? Shoot the guy pushing it

What kind of car is bad for a kid with ADD? A Ford Focus

How many tottenham hotspur fans can you get in a ford focus? all four of them

What’s the difference between a Ford Fiesta and a Ford Focus? Adderall.

I have a new pick up line. It's "ford tough."

I woke up one day, and wanted to go to the store. I went to my garage and saw that my car wasn't there.


That day, I realized I shouldn't have bought a Ford Escape.

I heard Abe Lincoln was having a fine old time at Ford's Theater... that is until he asked John Wilkes Booth for a headshot.

What did Dath Vader say when he was disappointed with his shipment from the Ford dealership? There is no escape.

I left my Adderall in my car last night... When I came out this morning, it became a Ford Focus.