I left my Adderall in my Ford Fiesta... Now it's a Ford Focus.
Man: "Doctor, I think I have ADHD: I can't remember where I parked my Ford!"
Doctor: "That's not how ADHD works..."
Man: "But I keep losing my Focus!"
What do you get when you put adderall into the gas tank of a Ford Fiesta? A Ford Focus.
Why did Harrison Ford Crash his plane? because he was flying solo and went look no hans...
I put adderall into my Ford Fiesta Now it’s a Ford Focus
What happens when you leave your ADHD medication in your Ford Fiesta? It turns into a Ford Focus.
I forgot my adderall in my Ford Fiesta Now it's a Ford Focus
What's your favorite pick up line? Mine is the Ford F Series.
My boyfriend looked so excited when I told him I was going to get him an escort for his birthday! I couldn't understand why he looked so disappointed when I handed him the keys to his new Ford
Why do Ford vehicles have heated rear bumpers? To keep your hands warm when you're pushing it
I left my adderall in my Ford Fiesta Now it’s my Ford Focus
My friend is getting a new car - a "tangerine" ford focus. Dad drops this one... Tangerine focus... Isn't that the same as orange concentrate?
So I left my Adderall in my Ford Fiesta last night... Now it's a Ford Focus.
My father works as a statistician at Ford. He must be pretty well-respected there, people are always asking for his auto graph.
I left my Adderral in my Ford Fiesta I came back to a Ford Focus
What do you call Harrison Ford making a Venn diagram? Comparrison Ford!
I gave some Adderall to my Ford Fiesta... it's now a Ford Focus.
What car can anyone buy? A Ford.
Fidel Castro and 11 Presidents
Fidel Castro survived 11
Presidents of the United States
But he couldn't take 15 days of Trump
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that won't start? A Ford Siesta
My first escort... was a Ford
How is driving a Ford truck similar to visiting Thailand? Either way, you're likely to blow a tranny
Ford is creating a new company to manufacture electric vehicles using Tesla software and batteries. They're naming it Edison.
My son accidentally left his Adderall in his Ford Festiva. Now, it's a Ford Focus.
A friend of mine tries to impress girls by drawing realistic pictures of the Ford F-150. He’s a pickup artist.
A friend of mine tries to impress girls by drawing realistic pictures of the Ford F-150. He is a pickup artist.
Why did the blonde stare at the Ford? It said Focus.
What would Chrysler's version of the Ford Focus be called? Chrysler Concentrate
What's the difference between a Ford and a tampon? The tampon comes with a tow rope.
Why are so many hotwheels based after Ford models? So kids get used to pushing them at a young age.
How do you get a Ford to stop? Shoot the guy pushing it
What kind of car is bad for a kid with ADD? A Ford Focus
How many tottenham hotspur fans can you get in a ford focus? all four of them
What’s the difference between a Ford Fiesta and a Ford Focus? Adderall.
I have a new pick up line. It's "ford tough."
I woke up one day, and wanted to go to the store.
I went to my garage and saw that my car wasn't there.
That day, I realized I shouldn't have bought a Ford Escape.
I heard Abe Lincoln was having a fine old time at Ford's Theater... that is until he asked John Wilkes Booth for a headshot.
What did Dath Vader say when he was disappointed with his shipment from the Ford dealership? There is no escape.
I left my Adderall in my car last night... When I came out this morning, it became a Ford Focus.
Did you hear about the latest Harrison Ford thriller about Covid times? Indiana Jones and the Temple of Zoom.
Chevy guys be like "I just blew a piston". Ford guys be like "I just blew a tranny". Dude guys be like... What was his name?
A wife driving all the sudden hears...
+ Honey thats the curve where I Ford
- Why do you always have yo say that when we pass the church where we got married
What is the difference between a Mercedes and a Ford? Princess Diana wouldn't be caught dead in a Ford.
What is the difference between a Ford Fiesta and a Ford Focus? Ritalin
What do you call a Ford with a twin exhaust? A wheelbarrow
Why won't prostitutes sleep with Harrison Ford? Because they don't want to be known as a Ford escort.
Someone asked Harrison Ford what his favorite star wars location was He said that Cloud City always sent chills down his spine.
What happens when you give Ritalin to a Ford Fiesta? It turns into a Ford Focus.