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I left my Adderall in my Ford Fiesta... Now it's a Ford Focus.

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Man: "Doctor, I think I have ADHD: I can't remember where I parked my Ford!" Doctor: "That's not how ADHD works..."
Man: "But I keep losing my Focus!"

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What do you get when you put adderall into the gas tank of a Ford Fiesta? A Ford Focus.

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Why did Harrison Ford Crash his plane? because he was flying solo and went look no hans...

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I put adderall into my Ford Fiesta Now it’s a Ford Focus

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What happens when you leave your ADHD medication in your Ford Fiesta? It turns into a Ford Focus.

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I forgot my adderall in my Ford Fiesta Now it's a Ford Focus

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What's your favorite pick up line? Mine is the Ford F Series.

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My boyfriend looked so excited when I told him I was going to get him an escort for his birthday! I couldn't understand why he looked so disappointed when I handed him the keys to his new Ford

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Why do Ford vehicles have heated rear bumpers? To keep your hands warm when you're pushing it

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I left my adderall in my Ford Fiesta Now it’s my Ford Focus

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My friend is getting a new car - a "tangerine" ford focus. Dad drops this one... Tangerine focus... Isn't that the same as orange concentrate?

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So I left my Adderall in my Ford Fiesta last night... Now it's a Ford Focus.

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My father works as a statistician at Ford. He must be pretty well-respected there, people are always asking for his auto graph.

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I left my Adderral in my Ford Fiesta I came back to a Ford Focus

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What do you call Harrison Ford making a Venn diagram? Comparrison Ford!

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I gave some Adderall to my Ford Fiesta... it's now a Ford Focus.

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What car can anyone buy? A Ford.

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Fidel Castro and 11 Presidents Fidel Castro survived 11
Presidents of the United States

-Eisenhower

-Kennedy

-Johnson

-Nixon

-Ford

-Carter

-Reagan

-Bush

-Clinton

-GW Bush

-Obama

But he couldn't take 15 days of Trump

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What do you call a Ford Fiesta that won't start? A Ford Siesta

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My first escort... was a Ford

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How is driving a Ford truck similar to visiting Thailand? Either way, you're likely to blow a tranny

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Ford is creating a new company to manufacture electric vehicles using Tesla software and batteries. They're naming it Edison.

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My son accidentally left his Adderall in his Ford Festiva. Now, it's a Ford Focus.

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A friend of mine tries to impress girls by drawing realistic pictures of the Ford F-150. He’s a pickup artist.

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A friend of mine tries to impress girls by drawing realistic pictures of the Ford F-150. He is a pickup artist.

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Why did the blonde stare at the Ford? It said Focus.

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What would Chrysler's version of the Ford Focus be called? Chrysler Concentrate

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What's the difference between a Ford and a tampon? The tampon comes with a tow rope.

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I left my adderall in my Ford Fiesta when I went to class the other day... I came back to a Ford Focus

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How do you get a Ford to stop? Shoot the guy pushing it

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Harrison Ford just got dumped by his girlfriend... Now he’s Hands Solo.

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How many tottenham hotspur fans can you get in a ford focus? all four of them

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I left my Adderall in my car last night... When I came out this morning, it became a Ford Focus.

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Ford announced today that they are discontinuing all but two of their cars... They've really lost their Focus.

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Someone asked Harrison Ford what his favorite star wars location was He said that Cloud City always sent chills down his spine.

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What do you call a Ford with a twin exhaust? A wheelbarrow

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A wife driving all the sudden hears... + Honey thats the curve where I Ford
- Why do you always have yo say that when we pass the church where we got married

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What is the difference between a Ford Fiesta and a Ford Focus? Ritalin

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Chevy guys be like "I just blew a piston". Ford guys be like "I just blew a tranny". Dude guys be like... What was his name?

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Ford should offer a supposedly "naturally aspirated" version of the new electric Mustang called the Mach-E Alveoli.

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What do you call it when Harrison Ford gets heatburn? Indy-gestion



I'm sorry I'm a little drunk

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