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I added Paul Walker on Xbox, but he spends all his time on the dashboard.

Racecar spelt backwards is still racecar But racecar sideways is how Paul Walker died

I added Paul Walker as a friend on Xbox live But all he ever does is hangout on the dashboard.

What does Kevin Hart have in common with Paul Walker? Being friends with the rock!

Wait, what did you think I was going to say?

Why did Paul Walker cross the road? Because he wasn't wearing a seatbelt.

(sorry if this offends anyone)

I added Paul Walker on Xbox Live... But he spends all his time on the dashboard.

So I added Paul Walker on Xbox And for some reason he seems to spend all his time on the dashboard.

Racecar backwards is racecar Racecar sideways is how Paul walker died

Have you ever thought about the word racecar and how it's a palindrome? Put it backwards and it spells racecar, put it sideways and it kills Paul Walker.

I added Paul walker on Xbox He spends all his time on the dashboard

What's the difference between a honda and a Porsche? Paul Walker wouldn't be caught dead in a Honda

I added Paul Walker on Xbox Live He spends a lot of time on the dashboard.

If Paul Walker was alive right now, I bet he would be Frantically scratching at the inside of his coffin.

Just added Paul Walker on xbox, Shame he's always on the dashboard tho.

You know, if you spell "racecar" backwards, it spells "racecar" But if you turn it sideways, it kills Paul Walker.

Racecar spelt backwards is racecar But racecar sideways is how Paul Walker died

Did you hear about Paul Walker on the radio? And the dashboard and pretty much the rest of the interior

What do both Paul Walker and Vin Diesel have in common? Both of their last big hits were trees

If they release three more sequels of 'Fast and Furious' series... They should name the last one - "Fast10 - Your Seatbelt" in memory of Paul Walker.

I'm trying to start a Paul Walker fansite ...but it keeps crashing.

I Added Paul Walker on Xbox Live We never really get around to playing games though, he's always just stuck on the dashboard.

racecar backwards is racecar Racecar sideways is what killed Paul Walker.

racecar backwards is racecar Racecar sideways is probably Paul Walker

Racecar backwards is racecar Racecar sideways killed Paul Walker.

Why did Paul Walker cross the road? Because he wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

Racecar backwards is racecar but racecar sideways Is how Paul Walker died

Did you know racecar backwards is racecar? ... And racecar sideways is how Paul Walker died.

The Fast and the Furious 10 title should be dedicated to Paul Walker Fast 10: Your Seatbelts

I added Paul Walker but... I added Paul Walker on Xbox, but he spends all his time on the dashboard.

Why did Paul Walker cross the road? Because he didn't wear his seat belt.

I added Paul walker on Xbox… But he spends all his time on the dashboard.

So I added a famous person on xbox A while back I added Paul Walker the actor famous for the fast an the furious franchise as a friend on my xbox an all he does is spend all of his time on the dashboard.

Racecar spelt backwards is racecar Racecar sideways is how Paul Walker died

So i heard Paul Walker died in a car crash I guess that's why they don't call him Paul Driver

Both Nelson Mandela and Paul Walker Died at 95

How did the paramedics know Paul Walker had clean hair? They found his head and shoulders in the glove box

Did you hear that Paul Walker plays a lot of Xbox? But he mostly spends all his time on dashboard

Why did Paul Walker cross the road? Because he wasn't wearing a seatbelt

Did you hear Paul walker had terrible dandruff before he died? Nobody knew, until they found his head and shoulders in the glove box.

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What do Paul Walker and George of The Jungle have in common? They both should've watched out for that tree.

I added Paul Walker to my Xbox But all he does is spend time on the dashboard

How did they know Paul Walker had Dandruff???... They found his Head & Shoulders in the glove compartment...

Selling Paul Walker's keyboard on ebay ( $100 ) Disclaimer: since it's missing a key ( previous owner lost CTRL ).

Racecar spelled backwards is racecar. But, racecar sideways is how Paul Walker died.

I never see Paul Walker in big roles anymore His career really hit the wall.

Did you know that Paul Walker had dandruff? Yeah, no one really knew until they found his head and shoulders in the glove box.

Racecar Racecar backwards is racecar,

but racecar sideways is how Paul Walker died

What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and Paul Walker? One was born black and died white, the other was born white and died black.

You guys hear about Paul Walker's dandruff problem? They found his head and shoulders in the glove box.

How do police know that Paul Walker didn’t have dandruff? They found his head and shoulders on the dashboard.

Some people don't like tree huggers. But I think Paul Walker was pretty cool.

I am selling Paul Walker's keyboard on ebay, anyone interested ? I am willing to do a special price, because he lost CONTROL.

What do you grt when you mix a fireball and an irish carbomb? A paul walker

Paul Walker really loved nature... He even died hugging a tree.

What is red and can't climb trees? Paul Walker's Porsche

What’s the difference between Paul Walker and my computer? I actually care when my computer crashes

After a fight, my girlfriend wanted to know where we stood. I told her I loved her like Vin Diesel loves Paul Walker. She got all giddy and told me how much she loves me too. I looked at her with confusion and clarified: "What I meant was you're dead to me."

Did you hear about the Paul Walker fan who crashed his car at the same spot? Damn people and their reposts

I still remember the day that Paul Walker died... He was all over the radio.. and the windows.. and the seats.

What's the difference between Paul Walker and German people ? Some Germans miss the wall.

Paul Walker must have had dandruff They found his head and shoulders in the dashboard

Why did Paul Walker cross the street? He wasn't wearing a seat belt

-my friend ben

I added Paul walker on Xbox He spends most of his time on the dashboard

If "Racecar" is "Racecar" backwards, what is "Racecar" sideways? How Paul Walker died

I added Paul Walker on Xbox Live But all he does is sit on the dashboard

Why did Paul Walker cross the road? He wasn't wearing a seat belt.

Does Paul Walker hit trickshots? Well no, but he hits wallbangs...

What do my dad and Paul Walker have in common? I'm never going to see them again.

What was the last thing to cross Paul Walker's mind? The windshield

I remember when Paul Walker was all over the news... Then he was all over the front seat, windows and steering wheel...

I've added Paul Walker on Xbox Live But he's always stuck on the dashboard.

What's the saddest part of Paul Walker being CGI in Fast 7? Realizing they should have used CGI the whole time

Paul Walker took up Zen Buddism not long before his death. . . He became one with a tree.

Paul Walker had to take some time off from the Fast and Furious series He was burnt out.

What happened to all the Paul Walker jokes? It seems like they started going pretty fast, then just...stopped.

How do we know Paul Walker had dandruff? We found his Heads & Shoulders in the glove box.

So, I friended Paul Walker on XBox. Sadly though, he's always on the dashboard.

why cant Paul Walker use tumblr? He only sticks to the dashboard

Slow and Steady Wins the Race. But Fast and Furious killed Paul Walker.

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I went on a date with this girl...

and for some reason we got to the topic of celebrity crushs
I told her that mine was Cardi B
She told me that her crush was Paul Walker, I immediately replied with 'so we have similar tastes'. She gave me a confused look so I elaboratedby saying 'well both of them used to be wrapped around poles'

Needless to say I didn't get a second date

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