Paul Walker Jokes

I added Paul Walker on Xbox, but he spends all his time on the dashboard.

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I added Paul Walker as a friend on Xbox live But all he ever does is hangout on the dashboard.

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What does Kevin Hart have in common with Paul Walker? Being friends with the rock!

Wait, what did you think I was going to say?

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Why did Paul Walker cross the road? Because he wasn't wearing a seatbelt.

(sorry if this offends anyone)

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I added Paul Walker on Xbox Live... But he spends all his time on the dashboard.

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So I added Paul Walker on Xbox And for some reason he seems to spend all his time on the dashboard.

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I added Paul walker on Xbox He spends all his time on the dashboard

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I added Paul Walker on Xbox Live He spends a lot of time on the dashboard.

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Just added Paul Walker on xbox, Shame he's always on the dashboard tho.

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If Paul Walker was alive right now, I bet he would be Frantically scratching at the inside of his coffin.

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Did you hear about Paul Walker on the radio? And the dashboard and pretty much the rest of the interior

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What do both Paul Walker and Vin Diesel have in common? Both of their last big hits were trees

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I'm trying to start a Paul Walker fansite ...but it keeps crashing.

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I Added Paul Walker on Xbox Live We never really get around to playing games though, he's always just stuck on the dashboard.

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Why did Paul Walker cross the road? Because he wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

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I added Paul Walker but... I added Paul Walker on Xbox, but he spends all his time on the dashboard.

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The Fast and the Furious 10 title should be dedicated to Paul Walker Fast 10: Your Seatbelts

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Why did Paul Walker cross the road? Because he didn't wear his seat belt.

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I added Paul walker on Xbox… But he spends all his time on the dashboard.

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So i heard Paul Walker died in a car crash I guess that's why they don't call him Paul Driver

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Both Nelson Mandela and Paul Walker Died at 95

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Why did Paul Walker cross the road? Because he wasn't wearing a seatbelt

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Did you hear Paul walker had terrible dandruff before he died? Nobody knew, until they found his head and shoulders in the glove box.

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Did you hear that Paul Walker plays a lot of Xbox? But he mostly spends all his time on dashboard

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Whats the difference between Paul Walker and Tiger Woods? Tiger Woods has a better driver.

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Did you know Paul Walker had dandruff? They found his head and shoulders in the glove box.

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What's the difference between Paul Walker and my computer? I actually care when my computer crashes.

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I added Paul Walker on Xbox Live But all he does is sit on the dashboard

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You guys hear about Paul Walker's dandruff problem? They found his head and shoulders in the glove box.

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I added Paul Walker to my Xbox But all he does is spend time on the dashboard

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How do police know that Paul Walker didn’t have dandruff? They found his head and shoulders on the dashboard.

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Why did Paul Walker cross the road? Because he wasn't wearing his seat belt.

(I'm sorry)

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So, I friended Paul Walker on XBox. Sadly though, he's always on the dashboard.

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Paul Walker had to take some time off from the Fast and Furious series He was burnt out.

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I am selling Paul Walker's keyboard on ebay, anyone interested ? I am willing to do a special price, because he lost CONTROL.

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Alright, let's get out the "too soon" jokes about Paul Walker to get them out of our systems. I'm just saying, the stare and drive obviously didn't work this time.

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I tried to look at a webpage on Paul walker But it crashed!

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I never see Paul Walker in big roles anymore His career really hit the wall.

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Does Paul Walker hit trickshots? Well no, but he hits wallbangs...

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So I added a famous person on xbox A while back I added Paul Walker the actor famous for the fast an the furious franchise as a friend on my xbox an all he does is spend all of his time on the dashboard.

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