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I added Paul Walker on Xbox, but he spends all his time on the dashboard.

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Racecar spelt backwards is still racecar But racecar sideways is how Paul Walker died

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I added Paul Walker as a friend on Xbox live But all he ever does is hangout on the dashboard.

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What does Kevin Hart have in common with Paul Walker? Being friends with the rock!

Wait, what did you think I was going to say?

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Why did Paul Walker cross the road? Because he wasn't wearing a seatbelt.

(sorry if this offends anyone)

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I added Paul Walker on Xbox Live... But he spends all his time on the dashboard.

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So I added Paul Walker on Xbox And for some reason he seems to spend all his time on the dashboard.

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Racecar backwards is racecar Racecar sideways is how Paul walker died

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Have you ever thought about the word racecar and how it's a palindrome? Put it backwards and it spells racecar, put it sideways and it kills Paul Walker.

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I added Paul walker on Xbox He spends all his time on the dashboard

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What's the difference between a honda and a Porsche? Paul Walker wouldn't be caught dead in a Honda

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I added Paul Walker on Xbox Live He spends a lot of time on the dashboard.

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If Paul Walker was alive right now, I bet he would be Frantically scratching at the inside of his coffin.

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Just added Paul Walker on xbox, Shame he's always on the dashboard tho.

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You know, if you spell "racecar" backwards, it spells "racecar" But if you turn it sideways, it kills Paul Walker.

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Racecar spelt backwards is racecar But racecar sideways is how Paul Walker died

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Did you hear about Paul Walker on the radio? And the dashboard and pretty much the rest of the interior

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What do both Paul Walker and Vin Diesel have in common? Both of their last big hits were trees

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If they release three more sequels of 'Fast and Furious' series... They should name the last one - "Fast10 - Your Seatbelt" in memory of Paul Walker.

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I'm trying to start a Paul Walker fansite ...but it keeps crashing.

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I Added Paul Walker on Xbox Live We never really get around to playing games though, he's always just stuck on the dashboard.

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racecar backwards is racecar Racecar sideways is what killed Paul Walker.

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racecar backwards is racecar Racecar sideways is probably Paul Walker

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Racecar backwards is racecar Racecar sideways killed Paul Walker.

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Why did Paul Walker cross the road? Because he wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

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Racecar backwards is racecar but racecar sideways Is how Paul Walker died

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Did you know racecar backwards is racecar? ... And racecar sideways is how Paul Walker died.

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The Fast and the Furious 10 title should be dedicated to Paul Walker Fast 10: Your Seatbelts

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I added Paul Walker but... I added Paul Walker on Xbox, but he spends all his time on the dashboard.

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Why did Paul Walker cross the road? Because he didn't wear his seat belt.

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I added Paul walker on Xbox… But he spends all his time on the dashboard.

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So I added a famous person on xbox A while back I added Paul Walker the actor famous for the fast an the furious franchise as a friend on my xbox an all he does is spend all of his time on the dashboard.

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Racecar spelt backwards is racecar Racecar sideways is how Paul Walker died

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So i heard Paul Walker died in a car crash I guess that's why they don't call him Paul Driver

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Both Nelson Mandela and Paul Walker Died at 95

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How did the paramedics know Paul Walker had clean hair? They found his head and shoulders in the glove box

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Did you hear that Paul Walker plays a lot of Xbox? But he mostly spends all his time on dashboard

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Why did Paul Walker cross the road? Because he wasn't wearing a seatbelt

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Did you hear Paul walker had terrible dandruff before he died? Nobody knew, until they found his head and shoulders in the glove box.

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Whats the difference between Paul Walker and Tiger Woods? Tiger Woods has a better driver.

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What do Paul Walker and George of The Jungle have in common? They both should've watched out for that tree.

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I added Paul Walker to my Xbox But all he does is spend time on the dashboard

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How did they know Paul Walker had Dandruff???... They found his Head & Shoulders in the glove compartment...

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Selling Paul Walker's keyboard on ebay ( $100 ) Disclaimer: since it's missing a key ( previous owner lost CTRL ).

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Racecar spelled backwards is racecar. But, racecar sideways is how Paul Walker died.

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I never see Paul Walker in big roles anymore His career really hit the wall.

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Did you know that Paul Walker had dandruff? Yeah, no one really knew until they found his head and shoulders in the glove box.

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Racecar Racecar backwards is racecar,

but racecar sideways is how Paul Walker died

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What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and Paul Walker? One was born black and died white, the other was born white and died black.

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You guys hear about Paul Walker's dandruff problem? They found his head and shoulders in the glove box.

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How do police know that Paul Walker didn’t have dandruff? They found his head and shoulders on the dashboard.

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Some people don't like tree huggers. But I think Paul Walker was pretty cool.

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I am selling Paul Walker's keyboard on ebay, anyone interested ? I am willing to do a special price, because he lost CONTROL.

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What do you grt when you mix a fireball and an irish carbomb? A paul walker

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Paul Walker really loved nature... He even died hugging a tree.

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What is red and can't climb trees? Paul Walker's Porsche

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What’s the difference between Paul Walker and my computer? I actually care when my computer crashes

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After a fight, my girlfriend wanted to know where we stood. I told her I loved her like Vin Diesel loves Paul Walker. She got all giddy and told me how much she loves me too. I looked at her with confusion and clarified: "What I meant was you're dead to me."

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Did you hear about the Paul Walker fan who crashed his car at the same spot? Damn people and their reposts

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I still remember the day that Paul Walker died... He was all over the radio.. and the windows.. and the seats.

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What's the difference between Paul Walker and German people ? Some Germans miss the wall.

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Paul Walker must have had dandruff They found his head and shoulders in the dashboard

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Why did Paul Walker cross the street? He wasn't wearing a seat belt

-my friend ben

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I added Paul walker on Xbox He spends most of his time on the dashboard

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If "Racecar" is "Racecar" backwards, what is "Racecar" sideways? How Paul Walker died

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I added Paul Walker on Xbox Live But all he does is sit on the dashboard

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Why did Paul Walker cross the road? He wasn't wearing a seat belt.

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Does Paul Walker hit trickshots? Well no, but he hits wallbangs...

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What do my dad and Paul Walker have in common? I'm never going to see them again.

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What was the last thing to cross Paul Walker's mind? The windshield

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I remember when Paul Walker was all over the news... Then he was all over the front seat, windows and steering wheel...

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I've added Paul Walker on Xbox Live But he's always stuck on the dashboard.

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What's the saddest part of Paul Walker being CGI in Fast 7? Realizing they should have used CGI the whole time

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Paul Walker took up Zen Buddism not long before his death. . . He became one with a tree.

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Paul Walker had to take some time off from the Fast and Furious series He was burnt out.

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What happened to all the Paul Walker jokes? It seems like they started going pretty fast, then just...stopped.

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How do we know Paul Walker had dandruff? We found his Heads & Shoulders in the glove box.

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So, I friended Paul Walker on XBox. Sadly though, he's always on the dashboard.

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why cant Paul Walker use tumblr? He only sticks to the dashboard

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Slow and Steady Wins the Race. But Fast and Furious killed Paul Walker.

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What's the difference between Paul Walker and Windows 10? Paul Walker only crashed once.

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Did you know Paul walker was on the radio when he died? He was also on the dashboard, the windscreen and the steering wheel.

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So I added Paul Walker on Xbox Live yesterday.... Sadly he spends all his time on the dashboard

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What's the difference between Paul Walker and my computer? I actually care when my computer crashes.

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What's the difference between a Porsche and a Skoda? Paul Walker wouldn't be seen dead in a Skoda.

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I tried to look at a webpage on Paul walker But it crashed!

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Did you know Paul Walker had dandruff? They found his head and shoulders in the glove box.

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What's Paul Walker's favorite energy drink??? N.O.S.



too bad he can't handle the crash...

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Why did Paul Walker cross the road? Because he wasn't wearing his seat belt.

(I'm sorry)

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What's the difference between a Porsche and a KIA? Paul Walker wouldn't be caught dead in a KIA.

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Alright, let's get out the "too soon" jokes about Paul Walker to get them out of our systems. I'm just saying, the stare and drive obviously didn't work this time.

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