"Sir, I'm gonna' let you off with a warning..."
"THANK YOU SO MUCH OFFIC----"
"April Fools....sign here."
For April fools my girlfriend replaced my alphabits with Cheerios. I have no words to say how angry I am.
girl: babe I'm pregnant you're the father
guy: can't fool me it's April's Fools Day!
girl: haha! got me! you're not the father
April Fools Day............ The day every newspaper tries to fool readers by sneaking in at least one properly researched, factually correct story.
My colleagues took April Fools Day pretty seriously this year Over a month and a half of going into the office and they're all still hiding from me
Easter this year is April Fools Day Just remember that so you don't fall for any crazy stories like people coming back from the dead.
Why is World Autism Day after April Fools’ Day? Because it takes longer for them to get the joke.
Alright 2020, you’ve had your fun. Now say ‘April fools’ and let us get back to our lives, yeah?
Today my wife told me she's pregnant because of the mailman
"Really?" I asked her.
"No, April Fools!" she replied, "I got an abortion".
And now for a completely, totally, 100% original joke that's never been seen on this subreddit before: April fools!
This April fools, I decided to swipe right on only the ugly people on Tinder and then burn them. Still no matches.
Oh my good and fellow Christians! It has been foretold our Lord and savior will once again rise from the dead and bless us all this Easter! April Fools!
Girlfriend to boyfriend
GF - I'm sorry babe but i've cheated on you.
BF - I'm sorry aswell, I have also cheated on you.
GF - April fools day!
BF - Mine was on 24th March
April fools in Latvia Latvian ask friend if he want potato for lunch. Friend guess is April Fool joke. Say "Too easy, never potato in Latvia, only sadness." One man starve to death during lunch.
So I met my girlfriend the other day april fools! i don't have a girlfriend hahaha haha ha....ha.......
In the spirit of Easter, I've hidden eggs around the appartment. In the spirit of April Fools, I'm not telling my roommates.
"mom, dad, I have something important to tell you: I'm straight"
Parents: "You do realize we just assume you're straight until you tell us otherwise, yes?"
Child: "HA! Got you! April fools!"
Why isn't Blizzard doing an April Fools joke this year? Diablo Immortal was already announced at Blizzcon
We're sorry to announce that April fools has been postponed.
Due to the recent coronavirus crisis, April fools has been postponed to May 1st, 2020.
Thanks for your cooperation.
James Bond is going to be played by a woman As a woman, James Bond's name will be Fools, April Fools.
Man commits suicide on April fools
We could say his life was a joke.
I'll see myself out...
I didn't make the joke, my friend told me the joke and told me to post it on here.
I have an April fools joke going on with my landlord I am not paying rent this April 1st hehe, don't tell him
Ah. Here again comes the April Fools' Day. Some men outside screaming horrendous things. They never grow up. Wait. It was the news on the TV.
Everyone: *suffers three months of misery beginning with New Year’s Day* 2020(after March 31st): APRIL FOOLS!
I think you can still April Fool someone when there is a referrence to April 1st. April Fools
Apple is a joke. Apple was founded on the first of April 1976, That, if you don't know, is April Fools day. I have been fooled all my life.
I decided to teach my cousins a lesson about Easter and April Fools today... So I sent them on an easter egg hunt but didn't hide any eggs
Today I saw a boy running with a ticket on his hand at railway station..
Next thing I remember he was lying on the ground and ticket says 9 3/4 Hogwarts.
He missed april fools day
I have a girlfriend.
Today is the only day I can post this.
April fools. I’m happily married.
Why Do News Channels love April Fools Day? Because it's socially acceptable to do what they already do every day of the year.
I just thought of a great April fools joke If everyone posted original content all day. But it wouldn't last 5 minutes if we are realistic.
April fools day on a news channel Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one - and let the other one off.
OMG! Tumblr app actually works now! And the world was not prepared for the greatest April Fools prank of all time. Everyone from the US to Africa immediately grabbed their smartphones and futilely attempting to post a selfie to Tumblr.