Girlfriend said "I think I'm pregnant, I'm two weeks late.. ..April fools!"
TIFU by delivering a punch line in the wrong place at the wrong time April Fools!
"Sir, I'm gonna' let you off with a warning..."
"THANK YOU SO MUCH OFFIC----"
"April Fools....sign here."
For April fools my girlfriend replaced my alphabits with Cheerios. I have no words to say how angry I am.
April Fools!
girl: babe I'm pregnant you're the father
guy: can't fool me it's April's Fools Day!
girl: haha! got me! you're not the father
April Fools Day............ The day every newspaper tries to fool readers by sneaking in at least one properly researched, factually correct story.
I have a funny and original joke... April fools!
Easter this year is April Fools Day Just remember that so you don't fall for any crazy stories like people coming back from the dead.
Why is World Autism Day after April Fools’ Day? Because it takes longer for them to get the joke.
News Alert: Trump spending weekend working at the White House. April Fools
This April fools, I decided to swipe right on only the ugly people on Tinder and then burn them. Still no matches.
As an April fools joke, I told my SO that I was pregnant... ...sadly she didn't fall for it.
Trump is President of the United States and Britain left the EU.
APRIL FOOLS'!
Ah...wait...
April fools in Latvia Latvian ask friend if he want potato for lunch. Friend guess is April Fool joke. Say "Too easy, never potato in Latvia, only sadness." One man starve to death during lunch.
CNN Made a Joke Article for April Fools Just another day in the office.
I've got really slow reaction times April fools!
Why isn't Blizzard doing an April Fools joke this year? Diablo Immortal was already announced at Blizzcon
So I met my girlfriend the other day april fools! i don't have a girlfriend hahaha haha ha....ha.......
What's the worst part about April Fools? Jokes without punchlines
Man commits suicide on April fools
We could say his life was a joke.
I'll see myself out...
I didn't make the joke, my friend told me the joke and told me to post it on here.
What do you call Al-Qaeda's April Fools prank? A jihahahad!
April fools day on a news channel Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one - and let the other one off.
What's the sequel to April Fools, Neo? The May Tricks.
I just thought of a great April fools joke If everyone posted original content all day. But it wouldn't last 5 minutes if we are realistic.
Why Do News Channels love April Fools Day? Because it's socially acceptable to do what they already do every day of the year.
What was the worst april fools day joke? Well logan paul was born in 1995.
Honey, I slept with a stranger tonight.
April Fools'.
It was your sister.
OMG! Tumblr app actually works now! And the world was not prepared for the greatest April Fools prank of all time. Everyone from the US to Africa immediately grabbed their smartphones and futilely attempting to post a selfie to Tumblr.
Nothing on this sub is a repost. April fools.
Your dad died in a car crash. April fools! He died in a fire!
Why can't we have April fools every day? At least all of the fake news is funny.
I decided to teach my cousins a lesson about Easter and April Fools today... So I sent them on an easter egg hunt but didn't hide any eggs
An April Fools joke April fools! No joke
I just visited this sub to see all the april fools jokes. Only to find out I'm one myself.
Ah. Here again comes the April Fools' Day. Some men outside screaming horrendous things. They never grow up. Wait. It was the TV.
April Fools Day exists, YouTubers: This is my last video
Everyone: *suffers three months of misery beginning with New Year’s Day* 2020(after March 31st): APRIL FOOLS!