April Fools Jokes

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Funny April Fools Jokes

Girlfriend said "I think I'm pregnant, I'm two weeks late.. ..April fools!"

TIFU by delivering a punch line in the wrong place at the wrong time April Fools!

"Sir, I'm gonna' let you off with a warning..." "THANK YOU SO MUCH OFFIC----"

"April Fools....sign here."

For April fools my girlfriend replaced my alphabits with Cheerios. I have no words to say how angry I am.

April Fools! girl: babe I'm pregnant you're the father

guy: can't fool me it's April's Fools Day!

girl: haha! got me! you're not the father

April Fools Day............ The day every newspaper tries to fool readers by sneaking in at least one properly researched, factually correct story.

I have a funny and original joke... April fools!

My colleagues took April Fools Day pretty seriously this year Over a month and a half of going into the office and they're all still hiding from me

Easter this year is April Fools Day Just remember that so you don't fall for any crazy stories like people coming back from the dead.

Why is World Autism Day after April Fools’ Day? Because it takes longer for them to get the joke.

News Alert: Trump spending weekend working at the White House. April Fools

What do you call a female clown? April Fools

I hate all of you April fools I love you all

I just lost my virginity!!!! April fools *sob*

MOM! Dad hung himself in the attic. April fools! He hung himself in the basement.

Alright 2020, you’ve had your fun. Now say ‘April fools’ and let us get back to our lives, yeah?

Today my wife told me she's pregnant because of the mailman "Really?" I asked her.

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"No, April Fools!" she replied, "I got an abortion".

And now for a completely, totally, 100% original joke that's never been seen on this subreddit before: April fools!

Happy Easter April Fools
Now go pay your rent.

Trump is President of the United States and Britain left the EU. APRIL FOOLS'!

Ah...wait...

This April fools, I decided to swipe right on only the ugly people on Tinder and then burn them. Still no matches.

I finally found a joke that isn't a repost! April Fools!

As an April fools joke, I told my SO that I was pregnant... ...sadly she didn't fall for it.

Oh my good and fellow Christians! It has been foretold our Lord and savior will once again rise from the dead and bless us all this Easter! April Fools!

Girlfriend to boyfriend GF - I'm sorry babe but i've cheated on you.

BF - I'm sorry aswell, I have also cheated on you.

GF - April fools day!

BF - Mine was on 24th March

CNN Made a Joke Article for April Fools Just another day in the office.

April fools in Latvia Latvian ask friend if he want potato for lunch. Friend guess is April Fool joke. Say "Too easy, never potato in Latvia, only sadness." One man starve to death during lunch.

I've got really slow reaction times April fools!

So I met my girlfriend the other day april fools! i don't have a girlfriend hahaha haha ha....ha.......

In the spirit of Easter, I've hidden eggs around the appartment. In the spirit of April Fools, I'm not telling my roommates.

"mom, dad, I have something important to tell you: I'm straight" Parents: "You do realize we just assume you're straight until you tell us otherwise, yes?"

Child: "HA! Got you! April fools!"

Why isn't Blizzard doing an April Fools joke this year? Diablo Immortal was already announced at Blizzcon

We're sorry to announce that April fools has been postponed. Due to the recent coronavirus crisis, April fools has been postponed to May 1st, 2020.
Thanks for your cooperation.

James Bond is going to be played by a woman As a woman, James Bond's name will be Fools, April Fools.

What's the worst part about April Fools? Jokes without punchlines

[OC] I am pretty good at keeping up with which date it is April Fools!

Your shoe is untied. April fools!

Man commits suicide on April fools We could say his life was a joke.



I'll see myself out...


I didn't make the joke, my friend told me the joke and told me to post it on here.

This morning my wife walk's into the kitchen as I am fixing my morning coffee. Wife in a very excited tone: "Babe! Babe! I'm pregnant you're going to be a father!"

Me: "Ha! Can't fool me it's April Fools Day!"

Wife: "Haha, got me, you're not the father."

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I hate you all April fools :)

I have an April fools joke going on with my landlord I am not paying rent this April 1st hehe, don't tell him

Guys, I have some terrific news... April Fools, lol

April Fools Day exists, YouTubers: This is my last video

Ah. Here again comes the April Fools' Day. Some men outside screaming horrendous things. They never grow up. Wait. It was the news on the TV.

Everyone: *suffers three months of misery beginning with New Year’s Day* 2020(after March 31st): APRIL FOOLS!

I just visited this sub to see all the april fools jokes. Only to find out I'm one myself.

I think the Stimulus Package is a sick April Fools joke. It’s a Stimu-LIE!!!

A time traveller walks into a bar April fools ! Time travellers don't exist !

I think you can still April Fool someone when there is a referrence to April 1st. April Fools

Nothing on this sub is a repost. April fools.

An April Fools joke April fools! No joke

I finally understand why the chicken crossed the road April fools!

What was the worst april fools day joke? Well logan paul was born in 1995.

Malcolm Turnbull plans to fix NBN over the next 5 years Starting on April Fools Day

Apple is a joke. Apple was founded on the first of April 1976, That, if you don't know, is April Fools day. I have been fooled all my life.

I decided to teach my cousins a lesson about Easter and April Fools today... So I sent them on an easter egg hunt but didn't hide any eggs

Today I saw a boy running with a ticket on his hand at railway station.. Next thing I remember he was lying on the ground and ticket says 9 3/4 Hogwarts.
He missed april fools day

I have a girlfriend. Today is the only day I can post this.


April fools. I’m happily married.

Remember this Easter "He is risen!" April Fools

Why Do News Channels love April Fools Day? Because it's socially acceptable to do what they already do every day of the year.

I just thought of a great April fools joke If everyone posted original content all day. But it wouldn't last 5 minutes if we are realistic.

Your dad died in a car crash. April fools! He died in a fire!

Why can't we have April fools every day? At least all of the fake news is funny.

What's the sequel to April Fools, Neo? The May Tricks.

I'm here to make a monthly joke April Fools.

I just put a whole frozen chicken up my arse April fools! It was just a drumstick.

April fools day on a news channel Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one - and let the other one off.

TIFU by posting to wrong sub April fools!

OMG! Tumblr app actually works now! And the world was not prepared for the greatest April Fools prank of all time. Everyone from the US to Africa immediately grabbed their smartphones and futilely attempting to post a selfie to Tumblr.

Honey, I slept with a stranger tonight. April Fools'.
It was your sister.

What do you call Al-Qaeda's April Fools prank? A jihahahad!

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Long April Fools Jokes

Little Jonny was 5 years old and born blind

Little Jonny was 5 years old and born blind. One evening as his mother puts him to bed she says to him, "Jonny, tomorrow is a very special day: if you pray extra hard tonight God will grant you the miracle of sight". Super excited, Jonny jumps back out of bed, clasps his hands together and begin to pray, as his mum leaves the room. Just as she is about to close the door Jonny asks, "mum, will God really give me my sight?". "Yes Jonny, but only if you pray extra hard". An hour or so later, the mum pops her head around the door and sees Jonny still praying, "Oh God. Please let me see. I want to see my mummy for the very first time. I am sure that she's the prettiest mummy in the whole wide world." A few more hours later the mother goes into Jonny's room and sees him slumped over the bed, hands still clasped together. She puts him to bed.

The following day the mother gets up early and rushes to her sons room where he's still sleeping. She covers his eyes with her hands and gently wakes him. Super excited Jonny says to his mum, "mummy move your hands, I want to see, I want to see".

"Are you ready Jonny?" The mum replies.

""Yes, yes mummy. Move your hands". So the mother removes her hands. Jonny blinks and opens his eyes. "Mummy, mummy, I still can't see. Oh, mummy does God hate me? Mummy I can't see".

Jonny's mum beams a great big smile and says "April fools".

There was this little 9 year old blind kid, and one day he said to his mom, "Mom, All I've ever wanted was to see."

His mom said, "Well son it's your lucky day, today is the last day of March, and if you pray your hardest,your prayers will be answered."

So the little boy goes to bed 2 hours early and starts praying himself to sleep.

He wakes up half way through the night and realises that the night isn't over, so he prays another hour before he falls asleep again.

He finally wakes up the next morning and yells, "Mom, Mom, get in here fast!"

His mom comes running in and says, "What is it son?"

The boy says, "Mom I did just what you said I prayed and prayed harder than anyone else ever has, but I woke up this morning and I'm still blind!"

And his mom says....... "I know, - April Fools!!"

The Darkest Joke I Know

A boy is blind from the day he is born, Never knowing his mothers face never knowing colors and never knowing anything except what he can feel, smell, hear, or touch.

One night the boy is in his bedroom when his mother comes in and sits down on the bed beside him, she says "Sweetie I have some very good news for you" Tonight is a very special night, for tomorrow is a very special day,

The mother explains to her son that if he gets down on his knees and prays to God as hard as he can and truly believes in what he is praying then in the morning when he wakes up for the first time he will finally be able to see!

The boy is immediately excited and instantly gets on his knees and prays to God as hard as he can, he prays and prays for hours as long as he can until his body can no longer take it and he falls fast asleep, the next morning the boy awakes and to his pure horror he lets out a terrifying scream, his mother quickly runs into the room to her son and says "Baby what's the matter!"

The boy cries "Mommy it didn't work!" I prayed as long and as hard as I possibly could but I still can't see, the boys mother approaches her son puts her arm around his shoulder and says

April Fools Dumbass!

A man visits a wise man and meets his three daughters...

He's staying for the night and each of the girls come to him in turn to offer their hospitality.

The first one tells him her name is June because she was born in June. She is well practiced in fortune telling and gives him advice on the future.

The second one tells him her name is August because she was born in August. She practices medicine and gives him a complete physical.

The third one tells him her name is Maple because she was born in the neighboring town. She tells him of a great treasure buried beneath the family stables.

After digging for an entire night, he returns empty-handed to the house covered in dirt and animal excrement. He complains to the wise man about Maple's deception.

The wise man replies "oh you must have met April. April fools."

Little Billy had been blind since birth...

...and one night his mom tells him "If you pray extra hard tonight God will allow you see in the morning."

So little Billy prayed his heart out before going to sleep that night. The next morning he opened his eyes and to his surprise he screamed out.
"Mommy I still can't see!"
"I know son, April fools."

There was once a little blind girl...

... and more then anything in the world she wanted to be able to see again. "Mummy Mummy!" she would say, "when will i be able to see again?"and her mother would reply "well my darling, there are doctors working at this very instant on a cream which will make your eyes all better again! And we can get this cream next week!"

The little girl was so excited, for the next week she hardly slept and she hardly ate. The day before they were to collect the cream her mother tried to calm her down but the girl was so excited!

"Think of all the things I will be able to see again Mummy! The birds in the trees! The clouds in the sky!"

"Yes my darling, but get your sleep tonight and tomorrow we shall get the marvellous cream!"

So the next day the girl and her mummy go up to town where the wonderful new cream is purchased. As soon as they are home the girl is almost screaming with delight. "Quick mummy, quick!! Put it on, put it on!!" So the mother starts rubbing the cream into the girls eyes, the girl wincing because of the stinging but the mummy soothes her, "Dont worry," she says, "be strong! And tomorrow you will be able to see again!" They wrap her little head tight in bandages and set her to bed.

The next day the girl is shouting for her mummy, not having slept a wink, "Quick!! Mummy quick!! Help me with my bandages!!!" Her mummy rushes in and together they frantically and gleefully take of the bandages. The little girl opens her eyes and blinks in the morning sun...
"But... but mummy... I still cant see..." she says. and the mother screams "APRIL FOOLS!!!!!!!"

Little Johnny was 5 years old and born blind.

Little Jonny was 5 years old and born blind. One evening as his mother puts him to bed she says to him, "Jonny, tomorrow is a very special day: if you pray extra hard tonight God will grant you the miracle of sight". Super excited, Jonny jumps back out of bed, clasps his hands together and begin to pray, as his mum leaves the room. Just as she is about to close the door Jonny asks, "mum, will God really give me my sight?". "Yes Jonny, but only if you pray extra hard". An hour or so later, the mum pops her head around the door and sees Jonny still praying, "Oh God. Please let me see. I want to see my mummy for the very first time. I am sure that she's the prettiest mummy in the whole wide world." A few more hours later the mother goes into Jonny's room and sees him slumped over the bed, hands still clasped together. She puts him to bed.

The following day the mother gets up early and rushes to her sons room where he's still sleeping. She covers his eyes with her hands and gently wakes him. Super excited Jonny says to his mum, "mummy move your hands, I want to see, I want to see".

"Are you ready Jonny?" The mum replies.

""Yes, yes mummy. Move your hands". So the mother removes her hands. Jonny blinks and opens his eyes. "Mummy, mummy, I still can't see. Oh, mummy does God hate me? Mummy I can't see".

Jonny's mum beams a great big smile and says "April fools".

Did you know the first Easter and ther first April Fools Day coincided as well?

The founder of both was a real trickster... He faked his own death!

(I feel like I should put a note here: this is not to mock religion... It's just a joke. If this offends you please get a sense of humor.)

Series of Romanian Alinuta jokes.

Sup ya'll! I've translated some dark Romanian jokes about a girl named Alinuta. Any other Romanians who know more please share!

-Brother: Mom, Alinuta hung herself in the basement!
Mom goes and looks to find nothing.
Mom: She's not there.
Brother: April fools! She's in the attic!

-While Alinuta's brother is watching tv, she quickly moves passed the screen.
Brother: Hey! Get out of the way!
Alinuta again moves passed the screen, blocking her brothers view for a second.
Bother: Stop getting in the way!
Alinuta moves across the room again, blocking his screen.
Infuriated with his sister blocking his TV, Alinuta's brother calls their mom to resolve the problem.
Brother: I want to watch TV but Alinuta keeps moving in front of the screen.
Mom: oh it's cause she hung herself.

-"Alinuta stop playing with the scissors! You're going to spill your fingers on the floor again!"

April 1st Operation

(Doctor walks out of operation room. A man quickly reached the doctor.)

"How's my wife? How's my baby?"

"Well your wife is okay, but... Your baby... umm..."

(Man starts crying)

"APRIL FOOLS! HAHAHA! Jokes on you!" (laugh)

(Man starts laughing with the doctor.)

"The fact is your wife died as well."

In honor of the eve of April Fools Day... just remember that tomorrow you need to be cautious of many tweets and news reports because most of them will be lies and simply there to try and trick you. Believe nothing, and trust no one.

Just treat it like it's any other day.

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Have fun!

A mother comes back home...

...and her son rushes to the door and tells her: "Mom, hurry up, dad has hanged himself in the bedroom!". The mother sprints to the bedroom but the room is all clear and there is no one there. The boy laughs and says "Haha April Fools! He hanged himself in the kitchen"

Dead Baby Jokes?

A mother who has just given birth waits expectantly for the nurse to return so she can hold her baby. A few minutes pass, and the nurse enters with the baby in her hands. The nurse then drops the baby on the ground, stomps on it's head and kicks it out of the window. The mother starts screaming 'My baby, my baby!!'
The nurse looks at the lady and says 'April Fools! He was already dead!'

There once was a powerful king.

There once was a powerful king who wanted to hire a different court jester for each month of the year. His financial advisor said that it would be best to only get 11 jesters, and simply have one repeat months. The king agreed and 11 court jesters were hired.

Months roll by and everything is great. The October jester was a hoot. The November jester was a holler. The December and January absolutely killed the show, and February was no different.

Unfortunately, the king wasn't very fond of the March jester. He waited day by day and finally the month was over. The king said the his advisor, "Bring in the next jester!" and the man replied, "I'm sorry Sir, we have no April Fools!

The house phone

went at one minute past midnight last night, I answered and went all sombre as I was talking to the wife's Dad.







I came off the phone and told the wife her mother had died of a heart attack. She immediately got up and drove through the night from Cornwall to Aberdeen, she'll just be arriving now. This has to be my best April fools joke yet.

do this for me please

okay looks guys and girls.... i'm really trying to get my friend good on april fools day this year... so if you could text his number asking about the free lawn mower on craigslist it would be the best.

609-579-7929

thanks and happy april fools day

Depression

One day, at 12:01 AM, on a night that David could not sleep, he burst out of his bed and woke everyone up in the house by saying "I'm finally happy! I can officially say that I have been happy for the past week after being depressed for 7 years!!!". Everyone was a bit upset that he woke them up that late, but they where also happy that he was not depressed anymore. They decided to have a party straight away in the morning. After everyone had gone to bed, David told himself "Well I'm glad I got that off my chest as early as possible in the day. If I missed it, I'd have to wait for next April Fools!"

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