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Funniest April Fools Jokes

Funny April Fools Jokes
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Girlfriend said "I think I'm pregnant, I'm two weeks late.. ..April fools!"

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TIFU by delivering a punch line in the wrong place at the wrong time April Fools!

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"Sir, I'm gonna' let you off with a warning..." "THANK YOU SO MUCH OFFIC----"

"April Fools....sign here."

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For April fools my girlfriend replaced my alphabits with Cheerios. I have no words to say how angry I am.

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April Fools! girl: babe I'm pregnant you're the father

guy: can't fool me it's April's Fools Day!

girl: haha! got me! you're not the father

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April Fools Day............ The day every newspaper tries to fool readers by sneaking in at least one properly researched, factually correct story.

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I have a funny and original joke... April fools!

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My colleagues took April Fools Day pretty seriously this year Over a month and a half of going into the office and they're all still hiding from me

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Easter this year is April Fools Day Just remember that so you don't fall for any crazy stories like people coming back from the dead.

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Why is World Autism Day after April Fools’ Day? Because it takes longer for them to get the joke.

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News Alert: Trump spending weekend working at the White House. April Fools

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What do you call a female clown? April Fools

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I hate all of you April fools I love you all

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I just lost my virginity!!!! April fools *sob*

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MOM! Dad hung himself in the attic. April fools! He hung himself in the basement.

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Alright 2020, you’ve had your fun. Now say ‘April fools’ and let us get back to our lives, yeah?

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Today my wife told me she's pregnant because of the mailman "Really?" I asked her.

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"No, April Fools!" she replied, "I got an abortion".

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And now for a completely, totally, 100% original joke that's never been seen on this subreddit before: April fools!

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Happy Easter April Fools
Now go pay your rent.

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Trump is President of the United States and Britain left the EU. APRIL FOOLS'!

Ah...wait...

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This April fools, I decided to swipe right on only the ugly people on Tinder and then burn them. Still no matches.

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I finally found a joke that isn't a repost! April Fools!

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As an April fools joke, I told my SO that I was pregnant... ...sadly she didn't fall for it.

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Oh my good and fellow Christians! It has been foretold our Lord and savior will once again rise from the dead and bless us all this Easter! April Fools!

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Girlfriend to boyfriend GF - I'm sorry babe but i've cheated on you.

BF - I'm sorry aswell, I have also cheated on you.

GF - April fools day!

BF - Mine was on 24th March

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CNN Made a Joke Article for April Fools Just another day in the office.

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April fools in Latvia Latvian ask friend if he want potato for lunch. Friend guess is April Fool joke. Say "Too easy, never potato in Latvia, only sadness." One man starve to death during lunch.

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I've got really slow reaction times April fools!

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So I met my girlfriend the other day april fools! i don't have a girlfriend hahaha haha ha....ha.......

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In the spirit of Easter, I've hidden eggs around the appartment. In the spirit of April Fools, I'm not telling my roommates.

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"mom, dad, I have something important to tell you: I'm straight" Parents: "You do realize we just assume you're straight until you tell us otherwise, yes?"

Child: "HA! Got you! April fools!"

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Why isn't Blizzard doing an April Fools joke this year? Diablo Immortal was already announced at Blizzcon

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We're sorry to announce that April fools has been postponed. Due to the recent coronavirus crisis, April fools has been postponed to May 1st, 2020.
Thanks for your cooperation.

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James Bond is going to be played by a woman As a woman, James Bond's name will be Fools, April Fools.

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What's the worst part about April Fools? Jokes without punchlines

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[OC] I am pretty good at keeping up with which date it is April Fools!

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Your shoe is untied. April fools!

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Man commits suicide on April fools We could say his life was a joke.



I'll see myself out...


I didn't make the joke, my friend told me the joke and told me to post it on here.

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This morning my wife walk's into the kitchen as I am fixing my morning coffee. Wife in a very excited tone: "Babe! Babe! I'm pregnant you're going to be a father!"

Me: "Ha! Can't fool me it's April Fools Day!"

Wife: "Haha, got me, you're not the father."

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What's the sequel to April Fools, Neo? The May Tricks.

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I hate you all April fools :)

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I have an April fools joke going on with my landlord I am not paying rent this April 1st hehe, don't tell him

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Guys, I have some terrific news... April Fools, lol

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April Fools Day exists, YouTubers: This is my last video

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Ah. Here again comes the April Fools' Day. Some men outside screaming horrendous things. They never grow up. Wait. It was the news on the TV.

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Everyone: *suffers three months of misery beginning with New Year’s Day* 2020(after March 31st): APRIL FOOLS!

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I just visited this sub to see all the april fools jokes. Only to find out I'm one myself.

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I think the Stimulus Package is a sick April Fools joke. It’s a Stimu-LIE!!!

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A time traveller walks into a bar April fools ! Time travellers don't exist !

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I think you can still April Fool someone when there is a referrence to April 1st. April Fools

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Nothing on this sub is a repost. April fools.

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An April Fools joke April fools! No joke

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I finally understand why the chicken crossed the road April fools!

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What was the worst april fools day joke? Well logan paul was born in 1995.

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Malcolm Turnbull plans to fix NBN over the next 5 years Starting on April Fools Day

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Apple is a joke. Apple was founded on the first of April 1976, That, if you don't know, is April Fools day. I have been fooled all my life.

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I decided to teach my cousins a lesson about Easter and April Fools today... So I sent them on an easter egg hunt but didn't hide any eggs

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Today I saw a boy running with a ticket on his hand at railway station.. Next thing I remember he was lying on the ground and ticket says 9 3/4 Hogwarts.
He missed april fools day

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I have a girlfriend. Today is the only day I can post this.


April fools. I’m happily married.

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Remember this Easter "He is risen!" April Fools

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Why Do News Channels love April Fools Day? Because it's socially acceptable to do what they already do every day of the year.

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I just thought of a great April fools joke If everyone posted original content all day. But it wouldn't last 5 minutes if we are realistic.

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Your dad died in a car crash. April fools! He died in a fire!

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Why can't we have April fools every day? At least all of the fake news is funny.

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I'm here to make a monthly joke April Fools.

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I just put a whole frozen chicken up my arse April fools! It was just a drumstick.

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April fools day on a news channel Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one - and let the other one off.

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TIFU by posting to wrong sub April fools!

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OMG! Tumblr app actually works now! And the world was not prepared for the greatest April Fools prank of all time. Everyone from the US to Africa immediately grabbed their smartphones and futilely attempting to post a selfie to Tumblr.

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Honey, I slept with a stranger tonight. April Fools'.
It was your sister.

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What do you call Al-Qaeda's April Fools prank? A jihahahad!

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