Knock Knock Jokes

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Knock Knock Jokes For Kids

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Candace.

Candace who?

Candace be the last knock knock joke?

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Tank.

Tank who?

You're welcome!

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Europe.

Europe who?

No, you’re a poo!

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Hawaii.

Hawaii who?

I'm fine. Hawaii you?

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Eat mop.

Eat mop who?

Ewww! Eat your OWN poo!

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Claw.

Claw who?

It’s Claw Enforcement. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say or do may be used against you in a court of meow.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Harmony!

Harmony who?

Harmony knock knock jokes do you know?

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Cargo.

Cargo who?

Cargo beep, beep and vroom, vroom!

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Baby.

Baby who?

Baby shark doo doo.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Leif.

Leif who?

Leaf me alone, I’m sleeping.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Spell.

Spell who?

W-H-O!

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Conrad.

Conrad who?

Conrad-ulations! That was a good knock-knock joke!

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Abby.

Abby who?

Abby good if you give me a candy.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Dumbbell.

Dumbbell who?

Dumbbell doesn't work so I had to knock!

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Senior.

Senior who?

Senior so nosy, I'm not going to tell you.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Gray Z.

Gray Z who?

Gray Z mixed up kid.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Who.

Who who?

Is there an owl in there?

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Owls say.

Owls say who?

Yes, they do.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Fran.

Fran who?

Frandship is a great thing.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Canoe.

Canoe who?

Canoe baby sit Saturday night?

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Cash.

Cash who?

No thanks, but I’d love some peanuts.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Smellmop.

Smellmop who?

Ew, no thanks!

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Gus.

Gus who?

Gus you don't want to play?

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Anita.

Anita who?

Anita drink of water so please let me in!

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Mustache.

Mustache who?

Mustache you a question, but I’ll shave it for later!

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Luke.

Luke who?

Luke through the keyhole and see!

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

From.

From who?

Actually, it’s from whom!

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Colleen.

Colleen who?

Colleen up this mess before you leave.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Police.

Police who?

Police let us in, it's cold out here!

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Amarillo.

Amarillo who?

Amarillo nice guy.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

I am.

I am who?

Don’t you even know who you are!?

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Interrupting sloth.

Interrupting sloth who?

(20 seconds of silence)

Sloooooooooth

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Euripides.

Euripides who?

Euripides jeans and you pay for them, okay?

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Abe.

Abe who?

Abe-C-D-E!

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Snow.

Snow who?

Snow use, I forgot my name again.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Imogen.

Imogen who?

Imogen life without chocolate!

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Yukon.

Yukon who?

Yukon say that again!

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Double.

Double who?

W!

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Iran.

Iran who?

Iran all the way here!

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Spider.

Spider who?

Spider what everyone says. I like you!

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Anita.

Anita who?

Anita to borrow a pencil.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Oscar.

Oscar who?

Oscar silly question and get a silly answer!

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Dwayne.

Dwayne who?

Dwayne the bathtub ⏤ I’m dwowning!

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Frank.

Frank who?

Frank you for being my friend.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Theodore.

Theodore who?

Theodore wasn’t opened so I knocked.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Sweden.

Sweden who?

Sweden sour chicken!

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Amish.

Amish who?

Really, you’re a shoe? Uh, okay.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Odysseus.

Odysseus who?

Odysseus the last straw!

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Theodore.

Theodore who?

Theodore is stuck and it won't open!

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

June.

June who?

June know how long I’ve been knocking out here?

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Abe.

Abe who?

Abe C D E F G H…

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Orange.

Orange who?

Orange you even going to open the door!

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Leon.

Leon Who?

Leon me when you’re not strong!

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Adore.

Adore Who?

Adore is between you and me so please open up!

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Quiche.

Quiche who?

Can I have a hug and a quiche?

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Haven.

Haven who?

Haven you heard enough of these knock-knock jokes?

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Billy Bob Joe Penny.

Billy Bob Joe Penny who?

Really? How many Billy Bob Joe Pennies do you know?

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Dishes.

Dishes who?

Dishes the police, open up!

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Howard.

Howard who?

Howard I know?

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Alice.

Alice who?

Alice fair in love and war.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Hike.

Hike who?

I didn’t know you liked Japanese poetry!

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Cabbage.

Cabbage who?

You expect a cabbage to have a last name?

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

A Mayan.

A Mayan who?

A Mayan in the way?

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Lena.

Lena Who?

Lena a little closer, and I’ll tell you another joke!

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Alex.

Alex who?

Alex-plain when you open the door!

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Nun.

Nun who?

Nun of your business!

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Beats.

Beats who?

Beats me.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Razor.

Razor who?

Razor hand and dance the boogie!

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

I need a puh.

I need a puh who?

Then why don’t you find a toilet!

Funny Knock Knock Jokes

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Amos.

Amos who?

Amosquito just bit me! 

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

A little old lady.

A little old lady who?

All this time, I had no idea you could yodel.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Ice cream soda.

Ice cream soda who?

Ice cream soda whole world will know you won't let me in!

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Boo!

Boo who?

Don't cry it's only a joke!

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Repeat.

Repeat who?

Who who who.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Martini.

Martini who?

Martini pants won’t fit you!

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Banana.

Banana who?

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Banana.

Banana who?

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Orange.

Orange who?

Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

To.

To who?

No, to whom.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Hatch.

Hatch who?

Bless you, but next time please cover your mouth.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Acute.

Acute who?

Acute little boy/girl.

Knock Knock Jokes For Teens

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Dishes.

Dishes who?

Dishes a very bad joke.

Funny Knock Knock Jokes

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Toad.

Toad who?

I toad your car ninnyhammer.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Hit.

Hit who?

Hit ler.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Juan.

Juan who?

Juan day you’ll turn into a crazy cat lady, if you stick around too long!

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Turnip.

Turnip who?

Turnip the volume, it's my favorite song!

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Armageddon.

Armageddon who?

Armageddon a little bored. Let’s go out.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Madam.

Madam who?

Madam foot got caught in the door!

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Ada.

Ada who?

Ada lot for breakfast and now I’m going to throw up!

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Ears!

Ears who?

Ears some more knock knock jokes for you!

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Annie.

Annie who?

Annie thing you can do, I can do better.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Control freak.

Contro-

Okay, now you say control freak who?

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Cereal.

Cereal who?

Cereal pleasure to meet you!

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Ya.

Ya who?

No thanks, I use Bing or Google.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Woo.

Woo who?

Don't get so excited, it's just a joke.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Agatha.

Agatha who?

Agatha headache. Do you have an aspirin?

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Ice cream soda.

Ice cream soda who?

Ice cream if you don't let me in!

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Scooby dooby doo.

Scooby dooby doo who?

Now you get where im coming from lol.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Jamaican.

Jamaican who?

Jamaican me crazy!

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Wire.

Wire who?

Why are you asking?

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Zombies.

Zombies who?

Zombies make honey, others are queens!

Birthday Knock Knock Jokes

Knock, knock!

Who's there?

Bertha.

Bertha who?

Bertha day greetings to you.

Knock, knock!

Who's there?

Organ.

Organ who?

Organ-ize a party, it's my birthday!

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Isthmus.

Isthmus who?

Isthmus be your birthday!

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Sue.

Sue who?

Sue-prize!! Happy birthday!

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Stopwatch.

Stopwatch who?

Stopwatch you’re doing and have a happy birthday!

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Omar.

Omar who?

Omar goodness, it’s your birthday?

Knock, knock!

Who's there?

Lettuce.

Lettuce who?

Lettuce come to your birthday party!

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Alligator.

Alligator who?

Alligator something nice for her birthday.

Knock, knock!

Who's there?

Ivan.

Ivan who?

Ivan a piece of your cake!

Knock, knock!

Who's there?

Osborn.

Osborn who?

Osborn today — it's my birthday.

Knock, knock!

Who's there?

Stopwatch.

Stopwatch who?

Stopwatch your doing and have a happy birthday!

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Tank.

Tank who?

Tank you for the birthday gift!

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

A door.

A door who?

A-door-able me wishing you a happy birthday!

Knock, knock!

Who's there?

Abbey.

Abbey who?

Abbey birthday.

Knock, knock!

Who's there?

Alligator.

Alligator who?

Alligator for her birthday was a card.

Knock, knock!

Who's there?

Hippo.

Hippo who?

Hippo birthday to you, hippo birthday to you.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Police.

Police who?

Police come to my birthday party.

Knock, knock!

Who's there?

Gus.

Gus who?

Gus how old I am today!

Knock, knock!

Who's there?

Mark.

Mark who?

Mark your calendars... my birthday's just around the corner!

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Gus.

Gus who?

Gus who’s birthday it is today?!

Knock, knock!

Who's there?

Bacon.

Bacon who?

Bacon a cake for your birthday!

Knock, knock!

Who's there?

Ben.

Ben who?

Ben over and get your birthday bumps!

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Bird.

Bird who?

Bird day greetings to you.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Surprise.

Surprise who?

SURPRISE! IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY!

No it isn't.

Star Wars Knock Knock Jokes

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Ahsoka.

Ahsoka who?

Ahsoka my beans before I cook ’em.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Bb-8.

Bb-8 who?

Bb-8 nobody, I hope! That would be gross!

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Art.

Art who?

R2-D2!

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Kylo.

Kylo who?

Kylo, Kylo, it’s off to school I go.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Padme.

Padme who?

Padme down if you have to, but let me in!

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Yoda.

Yoda who?

Yoda leh ee-hooo!

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Alderaan.

Alderaan who?

Alderaan the fastest mile in class.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Endor.

Endor who?

Endor beginning?

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Boba Fett.

Boba Fett who?

Boba Fett my goldfish.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Vader.

Vader who?

Vader minute while I choke this guy.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Bespin.

Bespin who?

Bespin wins.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Mustafar.

Mustafar who?

Mustafar – we’re going to need a ride.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Yeti.

Yeti who?

Yeti is getting cold…

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Yoda.

Yoda who?

Yoda coolest!

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Leia.

Leia who?

Leia cookie on my plate.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Luke.

Luke who?

Luke out! Here comes another knock knock joke!

Knock, knock.

Who’s there

Your father.

Your father who?

Luke, come on, let me in, it’s Darth Vader!

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Ewok.

Ewok who?

Ewoked the door, wet me in!

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Obi-Wan.

Obi-Wan who?

You’re the Obi-Wan for me!

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Obi-Wan.

Obi-Wan who?

Obi-Wan minute ... just let me fix the doorknob.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Maida.

Maida who?

Maida force be with you!

Knock Knock.

Who’s there?

Beru.

Beru who?

Don’t cry…

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Luke.

Luke who?

Luke-a-laylee, play me a song.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Lando.

Lando who?

Lando – drop anchor!

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Obi.

Obi who?

Obi wan a cracker?

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Ren.

Ren who?

Ren is lunch? I’m starving!

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

R2D2.

R2D2 who?

R2D2 or RU not D2?

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Anakin.

Anakin who?

Anakin I get some candy please?

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Leia.

Leia who?

Lei-a hand on me and I’m telling!

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Vader.

Vader who?

Vader minute while I tell a joke.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Watto.

Watto who?

Watto you want from me?

Christmas Knock Knock Jokes

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Donut.

Donut who?

Donut open 'til Christmas!

Knock, knock!

Who's there?

Igloo.

Igloo who?

Igloo Suzie like I knew Suzie!

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Mary and Abby.

Mary and Abby who?

Mary Christmas and a Abby New Year.

Knock Knock.

Who's there?

Needle.

Needle who?

Needle little reminder to gift me a coal?

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Dexter.

Dexter, who?

Dexter halls with boughs of holly.

Knock, knock!

Who's there?

Santa.

Santa Who?

Wait, why am I at the door? I’m supposed to come down the chimney!

Knock, knock!

Who's there?

Centipede.

Centipede who?

Centipede on the Christmas tree.

Knock, knock!

Who's there?

Honda.

Honda Who?

Honda first day of Christmas my true love sent to me, a partridge in a pear tree!

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Amory.

Amory who?

Amory Christmas and a Happy New Year!

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Santa.

Santa who?

Santa Christmas card to you. Did you get it?








Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Mary.

Mary who?

Mary Christmas!

Knock, knock!

Who's there?

Rudolph.

Rudolph who?

Money is the Rudolph of all evil!

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Happy.

Happy who?

Happy Holidays!

Knock, knock!

Who's there?

Rabbit.

Rabbit who?

Rabbit up carefully, it's a present!

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Snow.

Snow who?

Snow more presents under the tree.

Knock, knock!

Who's there?

Wayne.

Wayne who?

Wayne in a manger...!

Knock, knock!

Who's there?

Oakham.

Oakham who?

Oakham all ye faithfull!

Knock, knock!

Who's there?

Howard.

Howard who?

Howard you like to stand out in the cold while somebody keeps asking “Who’s there?”

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Snow.

Snow who?

Snow business like show business!

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Elf.

Elf who?

Elf me wrap this present for Santa!

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Reindeer.

Reindeer who?

It looks like rain, deer!

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Irish.

Irish who?

Irish you a Merry Christmas!

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Avery.

Who?

Avery merry Christmas!

Knock Knock.

Who's there?

Coal.

Coal who?

Coal me when you want to go see Santa!

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Canya.

Canya who?

Canya please get me a Christmas cookie?

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Hannah.

Hannah who?

Hannah partridge in a pear tree!

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Freeze.

Freeze who?

Freeze a jolly good fellow!

Freeze a jolly good fellow!

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Holly.

Holly who?

Holly-days are here again!

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Water.

Water who?

Water you waiting for! Let's go to see Santa!

Easter Knock Knock Jokes

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Stan.

Stan who?

Stan back and I’ll toss you an egg!

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Sherwood.

Sherwood who?

Sherwood like to find some Easter eggs!

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Boo.

Boo who?

Don’t cry – all the Ether bunnies will be back again next year!

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Wendy.

Wendy who?

Wendy Easter Bunny coming?

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Chuck.

Chuck who?

Chuck-olate bunny!

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Alma.

Alma who?

Alma Easter eggs are gone. Can I have one of yours?

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Consumption.

Consumption who?

Consumption be done about all these ether bunnies?

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Orange.

Orange who?

Orange you glad there are no more esther bunnies?

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Ann.

Ann who?

Ann Easter bunny.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

No more.

No more who?

No more Easter bunnies, wait till next year!

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Arthur.

Arthur who?

Arthur any more eggs to decorate?

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Stella.

Stella who?

Stella nother Esther bunny.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Some bunny.

Some bunny Who?

Some bunny is eating all my Easter eggs!

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Howard.

Howard who?

Howard you like to find an Easter egg?

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Cargo.

Cargo Who?

Cargo Meep Meep, over Esther Bunny.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Dewey.

Dewey who?

Dewey have to listen to any more ether bunny jokes?

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Anna.

Anna who?

Anna other Easter bunny!

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Heidi.

Heidi who?

Heidi eggs around the house.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Police.

Police who?

Police hurry up and decorate your eggs.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Egg.

Egg who?

Egg-cited to see me?

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Esther.

Esther who?

Esther Bunny!

Flirty Knock Knock Jokes

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Egg.

Egg who?

Eggcited to meet you.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Cheese.

Cheese who?

Cheese a cute girl!

Knock, knock.

Whose there?

Aadrvark.

Aadrvark who?

Aadrvark a hundred miles for one of your smiles!

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Hobbits!

Hobbits who?

Hobbits going out for a drink later?

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Hello.

Hello who?

Hello Kitty!

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Pooch.

Pooch who?

Pooch your arms around me.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Aretha.

Aretha who?

Aretha flowers for you.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Pooch.

Pooch who?

Pooch your arms around me, baby!

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

De Niro.

De Niro who?

De Niro I am to you, the more beautiful you get.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Pauline.

Pauline Who?

I think I’m Pauline in love with you.

Knock, knock!

Who's there?

Eyesore.

Eyesore who?

Eyesore do like you!

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Honeydew.

Honeydew who?

Honeydew you know how fine you look right now?

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Aladdin!

Aladdin who?

Aladdin the street wants a word with you!

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Mistletoe.

Mistletoe who?

How can I kiss you I’m outside!

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Johann.

Johann who?

Johann a beautiful smile!

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Omelet.

Omelet who?

Omelet you kiss me!

Romantic Knock Knock Jokes

Funny Knock Knock Jokes

Knock, knock!

Who's there?

Junno.

Junno who?

Junno I love You right?

Knock, knock!

Who's there?

Candice.

Candice Who?

Candice be love I’m feeling right now?

Knock, knock!

Who's there?

Hope.

Hope who?

Hope you’ll have me!

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Algo.

Algo who?

Algo anywhere with you.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Kenya.

Kenya who?

Kenya feel the love tonight?

Knock, knock!

Who's there?

Adore.

Adore who?

Adore you, who else!

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Iris.

Iris who?

Iris you were here.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Gracie.

Gracie who?

Gracie about you.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Heart.

Heart who?

Heart knocks life.

Knock, knock!

Who's there?

Gray.

Gray who?

Gray Z. about you!

Knock, knock!

Who's there?

Disguise.

Disguise who?

Disguise is your boyfriend!

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Iguana.

Iguana who?

Iguana hold your hand.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Olive.

Olive who?

Olive you.