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Knock Knock Jokes For Kids
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Candace.
Candace who?
Candace be the last knock knock joke?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You're welcome!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, you’re a poo!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Hawaii.
Hawaii who?
I'm fine. Hawaii you?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Eat mop.
Eat mop who?
Ewww! Eat your OWN poo!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Claw.
Claw who?
It’s Claw Enforcement. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say or do may be used against you in a court of meow.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Harmony!
Harmony who?
Harmony knock knock jokes do you know?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cargo.
Cargo who?
Cargo beep, beep and vroom, vroom!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Baby.
Baby who?
Baby shark doo doo.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Leif.
Leif who?
Leaf me alone, I’m sleeping.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W-H-O!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Conrad.
Conrad who?
Conrad-ulations! That was a good knock-knock joke!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby good if you give me a candy.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dumbbell.
Dumbbell who?
Dumbbell doesn't work so I had to knock!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Senior.
Senior who?
Senior so nosy, I'm not going to tell you.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Gray Z.
Gray Z who?
Gray Z mixed up kid.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who?
Is there an owl in there?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Owls say.
Owls say who?
Yes, they do.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Fran.
Fran who?
Frandship is a great thing.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe baby sit Saturday night?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No thanks, but I’d love some peanuts.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Smellmop.
Smellmop who?
Ew, no thanks!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Gus.
Gus who?
Gus you don't want to play?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita drink of water so please let me in!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mustache.
Mustache who?
Mustache you a question, but I’ll shave it for later!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke through the keyhole and see!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
From.
From who?
Actually, it’s from whom!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Colleen.
Colleen who?
Colleen up this mess before you leave.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Police let us in, it's cold out here!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Amarillo.
Amarillo who?
Amarillo nice guy.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
I am.
I am who?
Don’t you even know who you are!?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Interrupting sloth.
Interrupting sloth who?
(20 seconds of silence)
Sloooooooooth
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Euripides.
Euripides who?
Euripides jeans and you pay for them, okay?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Abe.
Abe who?
Abe-C-D-E!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow use, I forgot my name again.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Imogen.
Imogen who?
Imogen life without chocolate!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Yukon.
Yukon who?
Yukon say that again!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Double.
Double who?
W!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Iran.
Iran who?
Iran all the way here!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Spider.
Spider who?
Spider what everyone says. I like you!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita to borrow a pencil.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Oscar.
Oscar who?
Oscar silly question and get a silly answer!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathtub ⏤ I’m dwowning!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Frank.
Frank who?
Frank you for being my friend.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Theodore.
Theodore who?
Theodore wasn’t opened so I knocked.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sweden.
Sweden who?
Sweden sour chicken!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Amish.
Amish who?
Really, you’re a shoe? Uh, okay.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Odysseus.
Odysseus who?
Odysseus the last straw!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Theodore.
Theodore who?
Theodore is stuck and it won't open!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
June.
June who?
June know how long I’ve been knocking out here?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Abe.
Abe who?
Abe C D E F G H…
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you even going to open the door!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Leon.
Leon Who?
Leon me when you’re not strong!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Adore.
Adore Who?
Adore is between you and me so please open up!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Quiche.
Quiche who?
Can I have a hug and a quiche?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Haven.
Haven who?
Haven you heard enough of these knock-knock jokes?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Billy Bob Joe Penny.
Billy Bob Joe Penny who?
Really? How many Billy Bob Joe Pennies do you know?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes the police, open up!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Howard.
Howard who?
Howard I know?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alice.
Alice who?
Alice fair in love and war.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hike.
Hike who?
I didn’t know you liked Japanese poetry!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cabbage.
Cabbage who?
You expect a cabbage to have a last name?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
A Mayan.
A Mayan who?
A Mayan in the way?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lena.
Lena Who?
Lena a little closer, and I’ll tell you another joke!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alex.
Alex who?
Alex-plain when you open the door!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nun.
Nun who?
Nun of your business!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Beats.
Beats who?
Beats me.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Razor.
Razor who?
Razor hand and dance the boogie!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
I need a puh.
I need a puh who?
Then why don’t you find a toilet!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Amos.
Amos who?
Amosquito just bit me!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
A little old lady.
A little old lady who?
All this time, I had no idea you could yodel.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ice cream soda.
Ice cream soda who?
Ice cream soda whole world will know you won't let me in!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Boo!
Boo who?
Don't cry it's only a joke!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Repeat.
Repeat who?
Who who who.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Martini.
Martini who?
Martini pants won’t fit you!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
To.
To who?
No, to whom.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Hatch.
Hatch who?
Bless you, but next time please cover your mouth.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Acute.
Acute who?
Acute little boy/girl.
