What do you call a Mexican midget? A paragraph cause he isn't a full essay
Did you hear about the guy who's been pickpocketing midget charity workers? How could someone stoop so low?
I just saw a midget get pickpocketed... I still can't believe someone could stoop so low.
Why did the midget get kicked out of the nudist colony? He kept getting in everyone's hair.
The other day, I saw a midget prisoner climbing down a wall. About halfway down he turned and sneered at me, and I thought, "That's a little condescending."
There was a prison break and I saw a midget climb up the fence.... ...... as he jumped down he sneered at me and I thought, well that's a little condescending.
What do you call a mexican midget? A paragraph because he's too short to be an essay!
I accidentally rear ended someone at a stop light while not paying attention.. We get out to exchange information, and I notice the guy is a midget. The first thing he says is, "I'm not happy." To which I replied, "Well which one are you then?"
I was reading in the paper today about a midget that got pick pocketed. How could anyone stoop so low?
What do a dwarf and a midget have in common? Very little.
Midget Discrimination A midget asks the librarian,”Do you have any books on midget discrimination?” The librarian replies,”Top shelf”.
I saw a midget in a KKK outfit today I think he is a little racist.
what do you call a Mexican midget? a paragraph, too short to be an ese
What do you call a chubby midget? Low fat.
What do you call a midget who makes inappropriate jokes in the workplace? A little unprofessional
A psychic midget has escaped from prison.. Police are looking for a small medium at large.
What do you call a midget with epilepsy that makes pizza? Little Seizures...
Did you hear about the guy who pick pocketed a midget? How could he stoop so low?
What did the doctor say to the angry midget? "I'm going to ask you to be a little patient."
Have you heard about the midget Klan member? He was a little racist.
-Hi, do you have books on midget discrimination? -Yeah, look on that top shelf in the corner
What do you call a psychic midget who escaped from jail? A small medium at large
What do you call a psychic midget who just escaped from prison? A small medium at large.
What does a dwarf and a midget have in common? Very little.
What do you call a Mexican midget? A paragraph, because he is too short to be an essay!
What do you call a Mexican midget? A paragraph. He's too short to be an esé
What did the Doctor say to the midget in the waiting room? "You're going to have to be a little patient"
What do you call a midget doing a cartwheel? A midget spinner.
Why should a midget not attempt to slaughter a cow? The steaks are just too high.
What do you call a midget psychic that escapes prison? A small medium at large.
What does a midget have in common with a dwarf? Very little.
A midget who claims to see dead people just escaped from a psychiatric ward. There's a small medium at large.
The other day I saw a midget climbing down a prison wall... He was a little condescending
What's a midget with a mental disability? A little down.
Really made me smile when I walked past a group of midget mathematicians today... It's the little things that count.
I saw someone pick-pocketing a midget the other day... How can anyone stoop so low...
Did you hear about the midget psychic who escaped a mental institution?.... he was a small medium at large.
What do you call a midget who is also a psychic that escaped from jail? A small medium at large.
Why does it feel hot when a midget waves at you? Cos it's a Microwave
What do you call a short person with ADHA break dancing? A midget spinner
So a Psychic Midget escaped from Jail There is a small medium at large
Did you hear the one about the police officer who pickpocketed the disabled midget? I never knew someone could stoop so low.
What happens when a midget robot goes out in the rain? It shorts out
Did you hear the one about the midget psychic on the run from the cops? The headline read, "Small Medium at Large"
I saw a midget prisoner trying to climb down a huge wall. I thought to myself Well, that's a little con descending...
Did you hear about the midget psychic who broke out of prison? He's a small medium at large.
What do you call a midget clairvoyant recently escaped from prison? Small medium at large.
What do you call a midget escaping out of a prison window? A little con-descending!
Today I saw a midget climbing down a prison wall... I thought to myself, that’s a little condescending.
An alcoholic midget can only get sightly tipsy He'll always be a little drunk
Is it offensive if a guy standing next to a lady in a crowded elevator compliments the smell of her hair? How about if he is a midget?
I called my lawyer and told him I felt a little racist
He said "I don't think that's a crime..."
I responded "Well this midget in the klan hood disagrees with you."
A midget got elected mayor yet no one recalled voting for him. He had friends in high places
I just got called for jury duty and the judge is a midget. I’m assuming it will be a short trial.
The other day a midget started insulting me for no reason... I chose to be the bigger man and acted like it never happened.
What's best about hiring an immigrant midget? You pay them under the table ;)