Hilarious Midget Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

Funniest Midget Jokes

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What do you call a Mexican midget? A paragraph cause he isn't a full essay

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Did you hear about the guy who's been pickpocketing midget charity workers? How could someone stoop so low?

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I just saw a midget get pickpocketed... I still can't believe someone could stoop so low.

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Why did the midget get kicked out of the nudist colony? He kept getting in everyone's hair.

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The other day, I saw a midget prisoner climbing down a wall. About halfway down he turned and sneered at me, and I thought, "That's a little condescending."

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There was a prison break and I saw a midget climb up the fence.... ...... as he jumped down he sneered at me and I thought, well that's a little condescending.

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What do you call a mexican midget? A paragraph because he's too short to be an essay!

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I accidentally rear ended someone at a stop light while not paying attention.. We get out to exchange information, and I notice the guy is a midget. The first thing he says is, "I'm not happy." To which I replied, "Well which one are you then?"

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I was reading in the paper today about a midget that got pick pocketed. How could anyone stoop so low?

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What do a dwarf and a midget have in common? Very little.

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Midget Discrimination A midget asks the librarian,”Do you have any books on midget discrimination?” The librarian replies,”Top shelf”.

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I saw a midget in a KKK outfit today I think he is a little racist.

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what do you call a Mexican midget? a paragraph, too short to be an ese

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What do you call a chubby midget? Low fat.

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What do you call a midget who makes inappropriate jokes in the workplace? A little unprofessional

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A psychic midget has escaped from prison.. Police are looking for a small medium at large.

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What do you call a midget with epilepsy that makes pizza? Little Seizures...

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Did you hear about the guy who pick pocketed a midget? How could he stoop so low?

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What did the doctor say to the angry midget? "I'm going to ask you to be a little patient."

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Have you heard about the midget Klan member? He was a little racist.

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-Hi, do you have books on midget discrimination? -Yeah, look on that top shelf in the corner

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What do you call a psychic midget who escaped from jail? A small medium at large

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What do you call a psychic midget who just escaped from prison? A small medium at large.

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What does a dwarf and a midget have in common? Very little.

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What do you call a Mexican midget? A paragraph, because he is too short to be an essay!

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What do you call a Mexican midget? A paragraph. He's too short to be an esé

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What did the Doctor say to the midget in the waiting room? "You're going to have to be a little patient"

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What do you call a midget doing a cartwheel? A midget spinner.

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Why should a midget not attempt to slaughter a cow? The steaks are just too high.

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What do you call a midget psychic that escapes prison? A small medium at large.

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What does a midget have in common with a dwarf? Very little.

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A midget who claims to see dead people just escaped from a psychiatric ward. There's a small medium at large.

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The other day I saw a midget climbing down a prison wall... He was a little condescending

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What's a midget with a mental disability? A little down.

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Really made me smile when I walked past a group of midget mathematicians today... It's the little things that count.

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I saw someone pick-pocketing a midget the other day... How can anyone stoop so low...

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Did you hear about the midget psychic who escaped a mental institution?.... he was a small medium at large.

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What do you call a midget who is also a psychic that escaped from jail? A small medium at large.

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Why does it feel hot when a midget waves at you? Cos it's a Microwave

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New Midget Jokes

What do you call a short person with ADHA break dancing? A midget spinner

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So a Psychic Midget escaped from Jail There is a small medium at large

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Did you hear the one about the police officer who pickpocketed the disabled midget? I never knew someone could stoop so low.

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What happens when a midget robot goes out in the rain? It shorts out

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Did you hear the one about the midget psychic on the run from the cops? The headline read, "Small Medium at Large"

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I saw a midget prisoner trying to climb down a huge wall. I thought to myself Well, that's a little con descending...

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Did you hear about the midget psychic who broke out of prison? He's a small medium at large.

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What do you call a midget clairvoyant recently escaped from prison? Small medium at large.

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What do you call a midget escaping out of a prison window? A little con-descending!

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Today I saw a midget climbing down a prison wall... I thought to myself, that’s a little condescending.

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An alcoholic midget can only get sightly tipsy He'll always be a little drunk

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Is it offensive if a guy standing next to a lady in a crowded elevator compliments the smell of her hair? How about if he is a midget?

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I called my lawyer and told him I felt a little racist He said "I don't think that's a crime..."

I responded "Well this midget in the klan hood disagrees with you."

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A midget got elected mayor yet no one recalled voting for him. He had friends in high places

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I just got called for jury duty and the judge is a midget. I’m assuming it will be a short trial.

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The other day a midget started insulting me for no reason... I chose to be the bigger man and acted like it never happened.

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What's best about hiring an immigrant midget? You pay them under the table ;)

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