Midget Jokes

What do you call a Mexican midget? A paragraph cause he isn't a full essay

Did you hear about the guy who's been pickpocketing midget charity workers? How could someone stoop so low?

I just saw a midget get pickpocketed... I still can't believe someone could stoop so low.

Why did the midget get kicked out of the nudist colony? He kept getting in everyone's hair.

The other day, I saw a midget prisoner climbing down a wall. About halfway down he turned and sneered at me, and I thought, "That's a little condescending."

There was a prison break and I saw a midget climb up the fence.... ...... as he jumped down he sneered at me and I thought, well that's a little condescending.

What do you call a mexican midget? A paragraph because he's too short to be an essay!

I accidentally rear ended someone at a stop light while not paying attention.. We get out to exchange information, and I notice the guy is a midget. The first thing he says is, "I'm not happy." To which I replied, "Well which one are you then?"

I was reading in the paper today about a midget that got pick pocketed. How could anyone stoop so low?

What do a dwarf and a midget have in common? Very little.

Midget Discrimination A midget asks the librarian,”Do you have any books on midget discrimination?” The librarian replies,”Top shelf”.

I saw a midget in a KKK outfit today I think he is a little racist.

what do you call a Mexican midget? a paragraph, too short to be an ese

What do you call a chubby midget? Low fat.

What do you call a midget who makes inappropriate jokes in the workplace? A little unprofessional

A psychic midget has escaped from prison.. Police are looking for a small medium at large.

What do you call a midget with epilepsy that makes pizza? Little Seizures...

Did you hear about the guy who pick pocketed a midget? How could he stoop so low?

What did the doctor say to the angry midget? "I'm going to ask you to be a little patient."

Have you heard about the midget Klan member? He was a little racist.

-Hi, do you have books on midget discrimination? -Yeah, look on that top shelf in the corner

What do you call a psychic midget who escaped from jail? A small medium at large

What do you call a psychic midget who just escaped from prison? A small medium at large.

What does a dwarf and a midget have in common? Very little.

What do you call a Mexican midget? A paragraph, because he is too short to be an essay!

What do you call a Mexican midget? A paragraph. He's too short to be an esé

What did the Doctor say to the midget in the waiting room? "You're going to have to be a little patient"

What do you call a midget doing a cartwheel? A midget spinner.

Why should a midget not attempt to slaughter a cow? The steaks are just too high.

Today I saw a midget prisoner climbing down the prison wall... He turned and sneered at me, I thought: 'that's a little condescending'.

An old lady gets into an accident with a midget... ...he gets out of the car, obviously furious, and stomps toward the old woman. "I am *not* happy," he growls.
The old woman, calm as can be, says:
"Well, which one are you, then?"

What does a midget have in common with a dwarf? Very little.

Did you hear about the 7' NBA star who married a blonde midget? He was nuts over her.

A midget who claims to see dead people just escaped from a psychiatric ward. There's a small medium at large.

A psychic midget has escaped from prison Yes, we have a small medium at large.

What's a midget with a mental disability? A little down.

Really made me smile when I walked past a group of midget mathematicians today... It's the little things that count.

I saw someone pick-pocketing a midget the other day... How can anyone stoop so low...

Did you hear about the midget psychic who escaped a mental institution?.... he was a small medium at large.