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What do you call a Mexican midget? A paragraph cause he isn't a full essay
Did you hear about the guy who's been pickpocketing midget charity workers? How could someone stoop so low?
I just saw a midget get pickpocketed... I still can't believe someone could stoop so low.
Why did the midget get kicked out of the nudist colony? He kept getting in everyone's hair.
The other day, I saw a midget prisoner climbing down a wall. About halfway down he turned and sneered at me, and I thought, "That's a little condescending."
There was a prison break and I saw a midget climb up the fence.... ...... as he jumped down he sneered at me and I thought, well that's a little condescending.
What do you call a mexican midget? A paragraph because he's too short to be an essay!
I accidentally rear ended someone at a stop light while not paying attention.. We get out to exchange information, and I notice the guy is a midget. The first thing he says is, "I'm not happy." To which I replied, "Well which one are you then?"
I was reading in the paper today about a midget that got pick pocketed. How could anyone stoop so low?
What do a dwarf and a midget have in common? Very little.
Midget Discrimination A midget asks the librarian,”Do you have any books on midget discrimination?” The librarian replies,”Top shelf”.
I saw a midget in a KKK outfit today I think he is a little racist.
what do you call a Mexican midget? a paragraph, too short to be an ese
What do you call a chubby midget? Low fat.
What do you call a midget who makes inappropriate jokes in the workplace? A little unprofessional
A psychic midget has escaped from prison.. Police are looking for a small medium at large.
What do you call a midget with epilepsy that makes pizza? Little Seizures...
Did you hear about the guy who pick pocketed a midget? How could he stoop so low?
What did the doctor say to the angry midget? "I'm going to ask you to be a little patient."
Have you heard about the midget Klan member? He was a little racist.
-Hi, do you have books on midget discrimination? -Yeah, look on that top shelf in the corner
What do you call a psychic midget who escaped from jail? A small medium at large
What do you call a psychic midget who just escaped from prison? A small medium at large.
What does a dwarf and a midget have in common? Very little.
What do you call a Mexican midget? A paragraph, because he is too short to be an essay!
What do you call a Mexican midget? A paragraph. He's too short to be an esé
What did the Doctor say to the midget in the waiting room? "You're going to have to be a little patient"
What do you call a midget doing a cartwheel? A midget spinner.
Why should a midget not attempt to slaughter a cow? The steaks are just too high.
Today I saw a midget prisoner climbing down the prison wall... He turned and sneered at me, I thought: 'that's a little condescending'.
What do you call a psychic midget that escapes from prison? A small medium at large.
What's a midget with a mental disability? A little down.
Really made me smile when I walked past a group of midget mathematicians today... It's the little things that count.
I saw someone pick-pocketing a midget the other day... How can anyone stoop so low...
Did you hear about the midget psychic who escaped a mental institution?.... he was a small medium at large.
What do you call a midget who is also a psychic that escaped from jail? A small medium at large.
Why does it feel hot when a midget waves at you? Cos it's a Microwave
Today I saw a midget climbing down a prison wall... I thought to myself, that’s a little condescending.
Did you hear about the midget psychic who broke out of prison? He's a small medium at large.
What do you call a short person with ADHA break dancing? A midget spinner
So a Psychic Midget escaped from Jail There is a small medium at large
Did you hear the one about the police officer who pickpocketed the disabled midget? I never knew someone could stoop so low.
Did you hear the one about the midget psychic on the run from the cops? The headline read, "Small Medium at Large"
I saw a midget prisoner trying to climb down a huge wall. I thought to myself Well, that's a little con descending...
What do you call a midget clairvoyant recently escaped from prison? Small medium at large.
What do you call a midget escaping out of a prison window? A little con-descending!
What do you call a short person who summersaults out of a circus cannon? A midget spinner
An alcoholic midget can only get sightly tipsy He'll always be a little drunk
Is it offensive if a guy standing next to a lady in a crowded elevator compliments the smell of her hair? How about if he is a midget?
The other day a midget started insulting me for no reason... I chose to be the bigger man and acted like it never happened.