Did you hear about the guy who's been pickpocketing midget charity workers? How could someone stoop so low?
The other day, I saw a midget prisoner climbing down a wall. About halfway down he turned and sneered at me, and I thought, "That's a little condescending."
When do you have the right to kick a midget in the balls? When he says your girlfriend's hair smells nice.
There was a prison break and I saw a midget climb up the fence.... ...... as he jumped down he sneered at me and I thought, well that's a little condescending.
I was reading in the paper today about a midget that got pick pocketed. How could anyone stoop so low?
Midget Discrimination A midget asks the librarian,”Do you have any books on midget discrimination?” The librarian replies,”Top shelf”.
What do you call a midget who makes inappropriate jokes in the workplace? A little unprofessional
Today, I saw a midget prisoner climbing down a wall. As he turned and sneered at me, I thought, "that's a little condescending."
What did the Doctor say to the midget in the waiting room? "You're going to have to be a little patient"
I overheard a midget complaining to a police officer that his pocket had been picked. The officer said 'I can't believe anyone would stoop that low'
Today, I saw a midget prisoner climbing down the fence. As we made eye contact, he glared at me and I thought to myself, "Well, that's a little condescending!"
Did you hear about the midget that got pick pocketed? I can't believe someone could stoop so low..
Today I saw a midget prisoner climbing down the prison wall... He turned and sneered at me, I thought: 'that's a little condescending'.
One time I saw a midget climbing down a prison wall... I thought to myself that’s a little condescending!
Why did the midget get kicked off a nude beach? People got seriously annoyed with him sticking his nose into everybody's business.
What did the doctor say to the midget in the waiting room? You’re going to have to be a little patient
Did you hear about the psychic midget that escaped from prison? He’s a small medium at large.
Did you hear about the midget psychic who broke free from prison? Now there’s a small medium at large.
Did you hear about the midget psychic on the run from the police? There’s a small medium at large.
I crashed into a midget today. He lept out of his car and yelled "IM NOT HAPPY!" I replied.. " Well, which one are you then?!"
Why did the midget give up on his dream of becoming a butcher? Because the steaks were too high
The day after a midget psychic escaped from the federal penitentiary.... The headlines read “Small Medium at Large”
Two midgets walk into a midget bar
After they sit down, the first midget asks the other,
“Is this joke going to be any good?”
The second midget replies,
“No, but that’s okay, the bar is pretty low”
The Tennis Playing Midget Did you hear about the midget who died playing tennis? He fell off the ping pong table.
A bad joke
2 tall guys and a midget walk into a bar.
The 2 tall guys say "ow" and the midget laughs in victory.
Sorry for the bad joke it is my cake day and I don't have anything interesting to post.
I saw a midget prisoner trying to climb down a huge wall. I thought to myself Well, that's a little con descending...
Not even mildly pc joke
What's the difference between a pack of midget spies and a group of women joggers?
Well, the midgets are cunning runts.
What do you call a midget fortune teller who just broke out of prison? A small medium at large
Q: How do you know when to kick a midget A: When he tells you that your girlfriend's hair smells nice
What do you call a midget who is also a psychic that escaped from jail? A small medium at large.
I was playing blackjack against this midget the other day and he cleaned me out. I thought I was good at gambling, but he is a little bettor.