WHAT DO WE WANT?!?!!
WHAT DO WE WANT?!?!?
LOW FLYING AIRPLANE NOISES!!!
WHEN DO WE WANT ‘EM?!?!?
Edit: Wow, this really took off.
Just asked Siri.
"Surely it's not going to rain today?"
She said "it will, and don't call me Shirley"
...Forgot to take my phone off Airplane mode.
The sky above looked ominous, so I asked Siri, "Surely, it's not going to rain again today?!"
It replied, "It is and don't call me Shirley!"
Guess I forgot to take my phone off Airplane mode…
My phone fell from the 20th floor, good thing it was in airplane mode.
What do we want?
Low flying airplane noises!
When do we want them?
What sound does an airplane make when it bounces off the ground? Boeing.
“What do we want?!”
“Low flying airplane noises!”
“When do we want em?”
What do we want?!
Low flying airplane noises!
When do we want them?!
Why did the Muslim take his Note 7 onto an airplane? Do I really have to answer that? Who doesn't bring their phone with them when they travel?
What do we want?? LOW FLYING AIRPLANE NOISES!!! When do we want them?? NNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWW
Did you know that an airplane's propeller is only a big fan and is there to keep the pilot cool?
Don't believe me?
Turn it off, and see how much the pilot sweats!
How do you blow up a Muslim's iPhone? Put it into airplane mode.
A passenger, in panic, asked if the airplane was going the right way To which Yoda responded, “off course, we are.”
What do we want?! LOW FLYING AIRPLANE NOISES!
When do want them?!
If 2 wrongs DID make a right...
You'd need 4 wrongs to invent an airplane.
Edit: Thanks for front page c:
I asked Siri " surely it isn't going to rain tomorrow" and he replied " yes it is, and don't call me Shirley"...turns out I left airplane mode on
How do you blow up a Muslim's phone? Put it on airplane mode.
Did you hear about the cow who gambled on an airplane? The steaks couldn't have been higher.
An airplane yells at his rebellious son... .. "Watch that altitude, young man"
WHAT DO WE WANT?! LOW FLYING AIRPLANE NOISES
WHEN DO WE WANT THEM?!
Two blondes are having a conversation...
Do you know that the black box of an airplane is actually orange!
The other respond:
OMG! So, it's not a box?!?
A Muslim enters a building Along with 500 passengers and an airplane.
An asian asks for help at an airport...
Asian: "why is my plane late? It said it would be here at 6:30."
Airplane help guy: "fluctuations."
Asian: "fluck you americans too."
What do we want? Low flying airplane noises! When do we want it? Nnnneeeeeeoooooooowwwew
I asked Siri a question and she said, “Don’t call me Shirley.” I must have left the phone in Airplane mode.
What do we want? Airplane sounds! When do we want them? Neeeeaaaowwww!
I just asked Siri "Surely it's not going to rain today?". Siri replied "It is, and don't call me Shirley." I forgot to take my phone off airplane mode
If a female fighter pilot shoots down a lot of enemy airplanes, she might plausibly be called a heroine. But if she shoots up a lot of heroin, she will probably not be called an enemy airplane.
Two Wrongs Don't Make A Right But two Wrights make an airplane
What do an airplane and a girl have in common? A cockpit
I tried to board an airplane recently Turns out they get nervous when your carry-on is a parachute
You know how to make an Arabian phone explode? Put it on airplane mode.
What do we need? Low-flying airplane jokes. When do we need them? NYEEOOOWWW !
Y'know I have been trying to make this complicated airplane joke But I think it'll just go over your head.
What do a fake blonde and a airplane have in common? They both have a black box
I was on an airplane yesterday when the gorgeous flight attendant asked me, "Would you like some headphones?" I replied, "Yes please and how did you know my name is phones!?"
Siri annoyed me all morning. She kept calling me Shirley. Then I remembered I left my phone on airplane mode.
So I tried airplane mode for the first time. But when I threw my phone, it didn't fly.
What do you say to an airplane when it gets mad? Cool your jets.
What do you call a plane on the ground? Not an airplane.
What's the deal with airplane drugs? They make you too high
Everyone knows 2 wrongs don't make a right, but what does 2 rights make? An airplane
What do you call a black person piloting an airplane?
What, you thought I was gonna say something else? You dumb racist.
I’d like to die like my grandfather died: peacefully in my sleep... ...not like his airplane passengers, screaming as his plane crashed into the mountainside.
How does an english airplane breathe? Through its british airways, of course
So I got arrested on an airplane recently So I saw a friend I hadn’t seen for a very long time, but apparently the flight crew don’t like it when you yell "Hi Jack” at the top of your lungs.
What did the Islamic mom say when she fed her twins? Here comes the airplane!
Why could the inventors of the airplane not gave had asian parents? Because everyone knows two Wongs don't make a Wright.