WHAT DO WE WANT?!?!!
WHAT DO WE WANT?!?!?
LOW FLYING AIRPLANE NOISES!!!
WHEN DO WE WANT ‘EM?!?!?
Edit: Wow, this really took off.
Just asked Siri.
"Surely it's not going to rain today?"
She said "it will, and don't call me Shirley"
...Forgot to take my phone off Airplane mode.
The sky above looked ominous, so I asked Siri, "Surely, it's not going to rain again today?!"
It replied, "It is and don't call me Shirley!"
Guess I forgot to take my phone off Airplane mode…
“What do we want?!”
“Low flying airplane noises!”
“When do we want em?”
WHAT DO WE WANT?! Low flying airplane noises! WHEN DO WE WANT THEM?! Neeeeeeeeeeeooowwwwwwwwwww.
I just asked Siri "surely it's still not going to be stormy tomorrow?"
Siri replied, "yes it will be and don't call me Shirley"
Realised my phone was in Airplane mode
What do we want?? LOW FLYING AIRPLANE NOISES!!! When do we want them?? NNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWW
A passenger, in panic, asked if the airplane was going the right way To which Yoda responded, “off course, we are.”
I asked Siri " surely it isn't going to rain tomorrow" and he replied " yes it is, and don't call me Shirley"...turns out I left airplane mode on
Two blondes are having a conversation...
Do you know that the black box of an airplane is actually orange!
The other respond:
OMG! So, it's not a box?!?
I asked Siri a question and she said, “Don’t call me Shirley.” I must have left the phone in Airplane mode.
I just asked Siri "Surely it's not going to rain today?". Siri replied "It is, and don't call me Shirley." I forgot to take my phone off airplane mode
Just asked Siri 'surely the weather is not going to be this miserable again tomorrow?'
Siri replied, 'yes it will be and don't call me Shirley'
Forgot to take my phone off Airplane mode
An old lady next to me on the airplane was scared by me being a muslim I laughed so hard my grenades almost fell out of my pocket.
I just picked up the Germanwings iPhone app... When I switched on airplane mode, it locked me out of the phone and then crashed.
What do you call an airplane that flies backwards? a receeding airline.... bada boom! The little bros joke book is pure gold haha
I Thought Opening A Door For A Lady Was The Polite Thing To Do But She Just Screamed And Flew Out Of The Airplane
A Malaysian man buys a new phone... He puts it on airplane mode. Now he cant seem to find it anywhere.
Asked my iPhone, “Surely I don’t need an umbrella today?”. Siri replied “Yes, and don’t call me Shirley”. Turns out I left Airplane mode on.
You scream in a Library and everyone looks at you funny. But you scream in an airplane and everyone joins in.
An unfortunate business idea I once started a restaurant inside an airplane that was no longer functional. Sadly, it never took off.
What's the difference between an airplane and a baby? An airplane goes from city to city a baby goes from tiddy to tiddy.
Did you hear about the airplane that crashed into a graveyard? They found no survivors but recovered 6000 bodies.
Teacher arrested on airplane after bag was searched A protractor, a ruler, a calculator, and a book of graph paper. He was charged with possessing implements of math instruction
A little girl opened a window on an airplane She really had her head in the clouds for a moment.
A concerned airplane passenger asked me if I heard about bird strikes. I honestly didn’t think they could carry signs.
What sound did the 777 airplane make when it started bouncing up and down? Boeing boeing boeing
A vulture boards an airplane carrying a dead raccoon
The TSA inspector tells him, you can't bring a dead on the plane.
The vulture replies "they said I could have one carrion"
A kid comes home from school with a small trophy
Kid: Dad! Dad! I won the Airplane award today at school!
Dad: oh yeah? What’s that?
Kid: Is a building with a lot of kids in it, but that’s not important right now.
Everyone has their own way of remembering To celebrate 9/11, I like to set my phone to airplane mode and throw it at a building.
TIL The brothers credited for inventing the airplane had Chinese parents... Turns out two Wongs can make a Wright.
Then there was the woman that accidentally backed into an airplane propeller. When asked about her injuries, her doctor just shook his head and said.... Dis-assed her...
I tried to board an airplane recently Turns out they get nervous when your carry-on is a parachute
Me in airport: What do we want??
People: AIRPLANE NOISES!
Me: When do we want them???
I've always wondered about the inspiration for the band name Jefferson Airplane but I think we all know it's a historical reference by now.
Why is the airplane manufacturing company called "Boeing?" Because when planes land they go " boing , boing"
What is wrong with modern society So I opened a door for a guy and you would expect at least a thank you, but he just goes shooting out of the airplane instead.
Siri annoyed me all morning. She kept calling me Shirley. Then I remembered I left my phone on airplane mode.
Y'know I have been trying to make this complicated airplane joke But I think it'll just go over your head.
A felt seasick on the airplane today And it sure didnt help that there are tons of people screaming for lifejackets and rafts.