Canada Jokes

Call me a racist if you want, but south of the border is a sea of violence, corruption and stupidity I wouldn't touch with a ten foot pole. I just thank my lucky stars I live in Canada.

Edit: Sorry.

One day, Canada will become a superpower and take over the whole world Then you'll all be sorry

What borders stupidity? Mexico & Canada


Edit: Wow, people can't take a joke....


Edit 2: Ayy nice flair

Build the wall Call me a racist if you want, but south of the border is a sea of violence, corruption, and stupidity I wouldn't touch with a ten foot pole.

I just thank my lucky stars I live in Canada.

Canada's starting a space program to send a spaceship to the moon They're calling the spaceship Apollo-G.

One day Canada will rule the world Then you'll all be sorry

One day Canada will take over the world. Then we'll all be sorry.

Electing Trump would really strengthen our dollar Sincerely,
Canada

What borders stupidity? Canada and Mexico.

Call me a racist if you want, but south of the border is a sea of violence, corruption and stupidity I wouldn't touch with a ten foot pole. I just thank my lucky stars I live in Canada.

50% of Canada Is the letter A

My grandfather survived both the Hiroshima and Nagasaki bombings Being in Canada helped.

I just found out Canada isn’t real Turns out it was all just mapleleaf

Your favorite drink must be ginger ale..... cause you leave every girl in Canada Dry.

What do Saudi Arabia and Canada have in common? In both countries, it's legal to get stoned.

People are always saying Americans are fat, violent, and above all else, stupid But every time I see one of those statistics maps about how terrible we are, there's this little country on the northwest border of Canada that's just as bad as we are.

Two clowns are running for public office... It's funny for me though because I live in Canada.

My neighbor is loud and obnoxious Now I know how Canada feels

One day Canada will conquer the world. Everybody will be sorry.

In Canada, we don't call the homeless homeless... We call them "three seasoners".


They don't make it through the fourth.

How much of northern Canada is livable? *Nunavut*

How did they name Canada? They picked letters out of a hat: C eh, N eh, D eh.

Why are Canadians always over qualified for jobs in the US? Because zero degrees in Canada is the same as 32 in the States.

What's Canada's intelligence agency called? The C.I. Eh

People should not move to Canada because of Trump They should go to Mexico, then at least there will be a wall between them and Trump.

One day Canada will rule the world And we'll all be sorry!

Our country needs a border wall. South of the border is nothing but criminals, disgusting people, and entitled people and their government does nothing about it. Just to be clear, I live in Canada.

I love summer in Canada! It's my favorite day of the year!

You may not believe that today is Canada's 150th Birthday... It's Trudeau...

What's does America have that Canada doesn't? Nice neighbors.

Only a few weeks left before Election Day in the US and I am still undecided... ...if I should move to Canada or New Zealand.

What do Canada and Saudi Arabia have in common? It's legal to get stoned.

How will Donald Trump create 25 millions jobs? By having 25 million people move to Canada.

How much of Canada’s land is further north than Norway? Nunavut.

What’s it called when your three amigos are headed to Canada but there’s a border wall and the U.S. to get through? Trespassing

What do you call Justin Bieber's singing? Canada Dry.

It only takes 3 letters to spell Canada C, eh, N, eh, D, eh

I’m thinking of running as the Prime Minister of Canada Does anyone have any shoe polish I can borrow for Halloween?

People sometime ask me what brought my family to Canada I tell them my dad was just stationed here during the Vietnam war