Call me a racist if you want, but south of the border is a sea of violence, corruption and stupidity I wouldn't touch with a ten foot pole.
I just thank my lucky stars I live in Canada.
One day, Canada will become a superpower and take over the whole world Then you'll all be sorry
What borders stupidity?
Mexico & Canada
Edit: Wow, people can't take a joke....
Edit 2: Ayy nice flair
Build the wall
Call me a racist if you want, but south of the border is a sea of violence, corruption, and stupidity I wouldn't touch with a ten foot pole.
I just thank my lucky stars I live in Canada.
Canada's starting a space program to send a spaceship to the moon They're calling the spaceship Apollo-G.
One day Canada will rule the world Then you'll all be sorry
One day Canada will take over the world. Then we'll all be sorry.
Electing Trump would really strengthen our dollar
What borders stupidity? Canada and Mexico.
Call me a racist if you want, but south of the border is a sea of violence, corruption and stupidity I wouldn't touch with a ten foot pole. I just thank my lucky stars I live in Canada.
50% of Canada Is the letter A
My grandfather survived both the Hiroshima and Nagasaki bombings Being in Canada helped.
I just found out Canada isn’t real Turns out it was all just mapleleaf
Your favorite drink must be ginger ale..... cause you leave every girl in Canada Dry.
What do Saudi Arabia and Canada have in common? In both countries, it's legal to get stoned.
People are always saying Americans are fat, violent, and above all else, stupid But every time I see one of those statistics maps about how terrible we are, there's this little country on the northwest border of Canada that's just as bad as we are.
Two clowns are running for public office... It's funny for me though because I live in Canada.
My neighbor is loud and obnoxious Now I know how Canada feels
One day Canada will conquer the world. Everybody will be sorry.
In Canada, we don't call the homeless homeless...
We call them "three seasoners".
They don't make it through the fourth.
How much of northern Canada is livable? *Nunavut*
How did they name Canada? They picked letters out of a hat: C eh, N eh, D eh.
Why are Canadians always over qualified for jobs in the US? Because zero degrees in Canada is the same as 32 in the States.
What's Canada's intelligence agency called? The C.I. Eh
People should not move to Canada because of Trump They should go to Mexico, then at least there will be a wall between them and Trump.
One day Canada will rule the world And we'll all be sorry!
Our country needs a border wall. South of the border is nothing but criminals, disgusting people, and entitled people and their government does nothing about it. Just to be clear, I live in Canada.
I love summer in Canada! It's my favorite day of the year!
You may not believe that today is Canada's 150th Birthday... It's Trudeau...
What's does America have that Canada doesn't? Nice neighbors.
Only a few weeks left before Election Day in the US and I am still undecided... ...if I should move to Canada or New Zealand.
What do Canada and Saudi Arabia have in common? It's legal to get stoned.
How will Donald Trump create 25 millions jobs? By having 25 million people move to Canada.
How much of Canada’s land is further north than Norway? Nunavut.
What’s it called when your three amigos are headed to Canada but there’s a border wall and the U.S. to get through? Trespassing
What do you call Justin Bieber's singing? Canada Dry.
It only takes 3 letters to spell Canada C, eh, N, eh, D, eh
I’m thinking of running as the Prime Minister of Canada Does anyone have any shoe polish I can borrow for Halloween?
People sometime ask me what brought my family to Canada I tell them my dad was just stationed here during the Vietnam war
What does Canada have against America? Unfortunately, a southern boarder.
Canada is testing a vaccine for the Coronavirus... I heard it’s made from lime.
Immigration custom asks Jose: What can you do in Canada? Jose: “can nada”?
They say the president of Canada does not like to dress up like a black person. But it's Trudeau.
How did they decide on the spelling of Canada?
They pulled letters out of a hat
humour and beverage There was this Irishman who saw an advertising sign that said "Drink Canada Dry" so he went
Did you hear about the legal brothel in Canada? "Yeah I hear all the girls are real dolls."
I was crossing the border from USA to Canada, and the border patrol Mountie asked me if I had any guns.
I said, “what do you need?”
Steve Wright gets credit
Most people done believe me when I tell them Canada's Prine Minister as well as many Canadians can't pronounce the "th" sound when speaking in english, but ... ... it's Trudeau.
TIL now the country of Canada got its name!
The government got a bag of scrabble letters and decided they would name their country after the first letters they pulled out! According to historical records it went like this:
"C ay, N ay, D ay..."
Dear Canada, as a thank you for sending us Justin Bieber We are sending you Miley Cyrus, Whoopie Goldberg and Rosie O'Donnell
Why I hated my trip to Canada It was a nice country, but as soon as I saw the flag is just wanted to *leaf*
What's the capital of British Columbia, Canada? [Removed]
Whats the difference between my super hot girlfriend and Canada? Canada is real.
I bought a candy bar in Canada for a dollar and I got one nickel back. I told the cashier to keep it because I don't care much for their music.