Hilarious Feminist Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

Funniest Feminist Jokes

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Why did the feminist fail algebra? She couldn't solve inequalities

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A feminist and a Muslim walk into a bar. - comedy removed due to complaints -

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What's the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun has only one trigger.

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Little girl: "Mommy, I want to be a feminist when I grow up." Mom: "Well pick one sweetie, you can't do both."

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What's the difference between a feminist and a suicide vest? A suicide vest gets something accomplished when triggered.

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What is the difference between a feminist and a hockey player? A hockey player showers after three periods!^I^will^see^myself^out^now

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How do you confuse a feminist Tell her you won't let her make a sandwich for you because she is female

Edit: thanks I came back seeing a lot of upvote. This made my day

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Snake: *hissssssssss* Feminist snake: \*herrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr\*

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"Dad, I want to be a feminist when I grow up." Dad: "Well choose one honey, you can't do both".

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Why do feminist picnics suck? Because no one ever makes sandwiches.

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Whats the difference between a feminist and a baby? At some point in its life, the baby will stop crying and grow up

edit: if you're a feminist and you're here to downvote the post and all the comments, that just gives more truth to the joke.

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What's the difference between a feminist and a computer? You can punch information into a computer.

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What's the difference between a feminist and a suicide vest? A suicide vest does something when it's triggered.

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What's the difference between a bomb vest and a feminist? A bomb vest does something when it's triggered.

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What is the difference between a baby and a feminist? Eventually, the baby grows up and stops crying.

Edit: This turned fun!

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What's the difference between a feminist and a suicide vest? A suicide vest actually accomplishes something when it's triggered.

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How do you confuse a feminist? Tell her you refuse to allow her to make you a sandwich.

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How many feminist does it take to change a lightbulb? Don't be silly, feminist can't change anything.

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Why did the feminist refuse to work at the post office? Because it was a mail dominated industry

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What's the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun actually does something when it's triggered.

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A vegan, feminist and a famous rapper walk in a bar I only knew because they told me 10 times.

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What's the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger.

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Angry feminist told me that men are animals, men are pigs! So I told her that women are equal to men.

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Feminist I don't understand why women want to be equal when they could be better.

That shows a lack of ambition to me.

Which is why men are better.

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A feminist told me I really need to take a Women's Studies class. I told her "There is no way I'm going to spend a semester studying a broad."

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Optimist: "This glass is half full" Pessimist: "This glass is half empty"

Feminist: "This glass is raping me"

Edit: Didn't mean to offend anyone

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Why didn't the feminist get a job at the post office? Because she refused to work in a mail dominated industry.

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What's the difference between a feminist and a bomb vest? The bomb vest actually does something when triggered.

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Whats the difference between a gun and a feminist? A gun only has one trigger

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What's the difference between a feminist and a suicide vest? A suicide vest actually accomplishes something after it's triggered.

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What went wrong with the feminist picnic? No one made the sandwiches

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What's more useless than a Gender Studies degree? the feminist holding it

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What's the difference between a feminist and a spear? The spear has a point.

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What's the difference between a feminist and a suicide bomber's vest? When triggered, a suicide bomber's vest actually accomplishes something.

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I said hi to a feminist the other day My trial starts next week.

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I said Hi to a feminist. The trial is next week.

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What did the man say to the feminist to get her angry? Nothing. The fact that he didn't say anything to her made her think that he thought he was superior and therefore a sexist, misogynistic, scum of the earth

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What happens when you tell a sexist joke to a feminist mod? [Removed]

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Why is it common practice for sumo wrestlers to shave? So they don't get mistaken for a feminist

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New Feminist Jokes

What's the difference between a feminist and a needle ? A needle has a point.

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What is the difference between a feminist and a land mine? A land mine accomplishes something when it is triggered.

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A feminist has taken legal action against a shopping mall Santa. She claims he called her a hoe three times.

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Have you heard about the new Marvel feminist superhero? Anti-Man

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What's the difference between a feminist and a hockey player? hockey players shower after three periods

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[OFFENSIVE] Why was the feminist picnic cancelled? Nobody would make the sandwiches

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I went to a feminist picnic the other day and nearly starved.. No one made any sandwiches.

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What's the difference between a baby and a feminist? At some point in life, the baby will grow up and stop crying....

(copied)

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I held the door open for a feminist last month. The trial date is December 12th.

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What do you call a feminist name generator? Nomenclature.

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What is a radical feminist`s favorite class in school? Triggernometry.

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What is the difference between a hand grenade and a feminist ? A hand grenade only gets triggered once

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What's the difference between a feminist and a suicide vest? Some people want to get in a suicide vest

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What's the difference between a feminist and a pistol? A pistol does something when triggered.

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What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger.

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What's the difference between a Feminist and a Pencil? A pencil has a point.

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Whats the difference between a spear and a feminist? A spear has a point

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How many Feminist does it take to change a lightbulb? Doesn't matter, they can't change anything.

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An Atheist, a Feminist, and a Vegan walk into a bar. I know because they made sure everyone did.

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What's the difference between a feminist and a magnet? Magnets are attractive.

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If your a optimist the cup is half full, if you are a pessimist the cup is half empty. If your a feminist, the cup is being raped

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What is the difference between a suicide vest and a feminist? a suicide vest actually accomplishes something when triggered

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If I had a dollar for every time someone called me a feminist... I would have 77 cents

Source: Male

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What is a feminist's favorite math class? Triggernometry.

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Why did the zombie herd ignore the feminist? Because they were hungry for brains

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A feminist once asked me how I viewed lesbians. I said, in HD.

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What is a feminist's favorite penalty in hockey? Too many men.

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I befriended a feminist pen pal, but i don't think it's going so well... She just keeps sending me hate male.

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A little girl tells Mommy, "When I grow up, I wanna be a feminist." The mother looks to her sweet, little daughter and says, "Sweetheart, you're going to have to pick one or the other. You can't do both."

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Feminist: All men are rapists! Me: So you were a mistake?

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Why did the Church of Scientology try to assassinate the non-binary feminist? Xenu too much.

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What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun has only one trigger

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What is the difference between a feminist and a suicide vest? When both are triggered at least the suicide vest accomplishes something.

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Difference between a feminist and a toddler? Nobody hates a Toddler.

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What do you call someone who is prejudiced against half of humanity? A feminist

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Whats the difference between bomb and feminist? Something actually happens when bomb gets triggered.

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What your glass says about your personality Optimism- The glass is half full
Pessimist- The glass is half empty
Feminist- The glass is raping me

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Whats a feminist's favorite subject in school? Trigonometry.

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How To Trigger A Feminist Feminist: women get paid less than men for the same job

Me: `*shows pornstar income for men and women*`

Feminist: `*Triggered*`

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How do you trigger a feminist? Its a secret. Only boys can know it.

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What math class does a feminist take? Triggernometry

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My ex-gf claims I dumped her for being a feminist... Which is completely wrong! I dumped her for not doing my laundry, cleaning my dishes, or cooking my dinner.

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What's the difference between a feminist and a suicide bomber? The suicide bomber actually dose something when it's triggered.

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What’s the difference between a baby and a feminist? Eventually a baby will grow up and stop crying.

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What’s the male equivalent of a feminist? A sexist.

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Snake: "hisssss" Feminist Snake: "herrrrrrr"

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Could you stop posting feminist jokes? I get enough laughs when they open their mouth.

Thank you.

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Teach a man to fish and he will have food for a lifetime. Teach a feminist to fish and she will complain about how fishing is male-dominated.

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What's the difference between a feminist and a suicide vest? People care if the vest gets triggered.

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What's the best thing about dating a feminist? When you go out for dinner you only have to pay for your half!

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What's the difference between the average person and a feminist? About 200 pounds.

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What do you feed a feminist at a cookout? Trick question. Nobody invites feminists to a cookout.

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My local feminist charity is hiring. I found their recruitment slogan to be a bit counterintuitive... "Girl power needs manpower."

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Similarity between a feminist and a gun? They are both loud when triggered.

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What's a feminist's favorite math class? Triggernometry.

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Why did the Feminist cashier get fired? She couldn't make change

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Feminist are like sleeper agents Both have trigger words.

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How do you make a feminist angry You don't, they come that way

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What's a feminist’s least favourite bread? Gender rolls

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How to tell the difference between a sumo wrestler and a feminist blogger? Sumos shave their legs...

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