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Why did the feminist fail algebra? She couldn't solve inequalities

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A feminist and a Muslim walk into a bar. - comedy removed due to complaints -

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What's the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun has only one trigger.

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Little girl: "Mommy, I want to be a feminist when I grow up." Mom: "Well pick one sweetie, you can't do both."

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What's the difference between a feminist and a suicide vest? A suicide vest gets something accomplished when triggered.

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What is the difference between a feminist and a hockey player? A hockey player showers after three periods!^I^will^see^myself^out^now

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How do you confuse a feminist Tell her you won't let her make a sandwich for you because she is female

Edit: thanks I came back seeing a lot of upvote. This made my day

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Snake: *hissssssssss* Feminist snake: \*herrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr\*

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"Dad, I want to be a feminist when I grow up." Dad: "Well choose one honey, you can't do both".

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Why do feminist picnics suck? Because no one ever makes sandwiches.

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Whats the difference between a feminist and a baby? At some point in its life, the baby will stop crying and grow up


edit: if you're a feminist and you're here to downvote the post and all the comments, that just gives more truth to the joke.

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What's the difference between a feminist and a computer? You can punch information into a computer.

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What's the difference between a feminist and a suicide vest? A suicide vest does something when it's triggered.

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What's the difference between a feminist and a suicide vest? A suicide vest actually accomplishes something when it's triggered.

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A feminist asked me how I view lesbians Apparently 'HD' wasn't the right answer

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How many feminist does it take to change a lightbulb? Don't be silly, feminist can't change anything.

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Why did the feminist refuse to work at the post office? Because it was a mail dominated industry

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What's the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun actually does something when it's triggered.

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A vegan, feminist and a famous rapper walk in a bar I only knew because they told me 10 times.

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What's the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger.

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Angry feminist told me that men are animals, men are pigs! So I told her that women are equal to men.

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A feminist told me I really need to take a Women's Studies class. I told her "There is no way I'm going to spend a semester studying a broad."

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Why didn't the feminist get a job at the post office? Because she refused to work in a mail dominated industry.

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What's the difference between a feminist and a bomb vest? The bomb vest actually does something when triggered.

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How did the feminist die? Alone

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What's the difference between a feminist and a suicide vest? A suicide vest actually accomplishes something after it's triggered.

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What went wrong with the feminist picnic? No one made the sandwiches

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A feminist group asked me how I view lesbians. Apparently "in HD" wasn't the right answer.

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what's the difference between a subtraction sign and a feminist a subtraction sign actually makes a difference

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Why was the feminist picnic cancelled? Because nobody made sandwiches.

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I accidentally said Hello to a feminist the other day. The court trial starts tomorrow.

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What's more useless than a Gender Studies degree? the feminist holding it

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What do you call a happy cow? Laughing stock.

What do you call a grumpy cow?

A Feminist

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Feminist have invented a new form of birth control that kills any sperm with a Y chromosome. It's called sonblock.



First joke on here. Came up with that while camping this past weekend.

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What's the difference between a feminist and a spear? The spear has a point.

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My wife and I are both feminist But, as a man, I'm just a bit better at it.

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What's the difference between a feminist and a suicide bomber's vest? When triggered, a suicide bomber's vest actually accomplishes something.

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What's the difference between a feminist and bomb vest? The vest actually accomplishes something after it gets triggered.

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I said hi to a feminist the other day My trial starts next week.

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Why can't a feminist shoot a gun? They can't handle the triggers.

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Did you guys hear Chuck Norris went to a feminist rally? He came out with a sandwich and his shirt ironed.

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What does a feminist say if they fall in a puddle? Muh-soggy-knee!

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What happens when you assign a feminist a scientific classifier? You get nomenclature.

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What is a fisherman doing at a feminist meeting? Waiting for the bus.

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A feminist and a gentleman went on a date They both insist on walking each other home.

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What is the difference between a feminist and a bomb? The bomb accomplishes something when its triggered

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A feminist worked with some thieves. What did she do? Money laundering

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I'm having a martini to celebrate International Men's day. I was reliably informed by several feminist friends that International Men's day is 365 days of the year, so I've decided to make the most of it.

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Chuck Noris went to a feminist rally... He came back with his shirt ironed, holding a sandwich.

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A militant feminist said to me, "What are the first four letters in 'malevolent'?" So I said, "What's the first letter in 'unpleasant'?"

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What’s the difference between a feminist and a knife? A knife has a point

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What’s the difference between a feminist and a gun? You can silence a gun

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A man typed "wemen are the best" in a feminist group chat One female said: thanks but it is spelled with "o" not "e" after the "w"

The man said: sorry i forgot to press space after the "we"

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Do you know why it's called the "menstrual cycle"? Because female problems tend to start with "men".

Edit: I'm not a feminist or taking a dig at men. Just making a joke. Also, I'm a man.

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Normal snake: Hissss Feminist snake: Herrrr

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Feminist and comedy are like anti-vaxxers and children. You don't mix the two

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Where does a feminist go to the bathroom? She just leaves it in her blog posts.

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What's the difference between a feminist and a suicide bomber's vest? The vest actually accomplishes something when triggered.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones But there will always be a way to offend a feminist

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What's different between a feminist and a knife? A knife has a point, and actually does something.

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What's the difference between a feminist and a grenade? Grenade actually accomplish something when it triggers.

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What's the difference between a feminist and a baby? A baby will learn to grow up and stop complaining.

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What do you call a transphobic feminist on a boogie board? Surfin' TERF

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What genre does a movie on the Feminist movement belong to? Period drama.

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What’s the difference between a feminist and a suicide vest a suicide vest actaully accomplishes things when’s it’s triggered

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A vegan, a feminist and an atheist walk into a bar. How do you know this? They all told you

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A couple is on holiday in another country. They are getting on a bus together. The husband tells the wife: \- See? In this bus there's a gamer, a feminist and a vegan.

\- So... What makes you think you know that?

\- They already told me!

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An atheist, a vegan, and a feminist walked into a bar. How did I know?

They all admitted it within 5 minutes of being here.

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What is the battle cry of the Feminist wing of the Communist Party? Seize the means of re-production!

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Chuck Norris went to a feminist gathering... And came back with well ironed shirt and a lunch box.

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(offensive) What’s the difference between a feminist and a knife? The knife has a point

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What's the difference between a feminist and a baby? The baby eventually grows up and stops crying.

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What's the difference between a feminist and a needle ? A needle has a point.

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What is the difference between a feminist and a landmine? When a landmine is triggered it actually accomplishes something

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How does a feminist deliver items? She femails them

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What’s the difference between a feminist and a spear? The spear actually has a point

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What’s the difference between a feminist and a knife? A knife actually has a point

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Where does a rich feminist live? In a man-shun.

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What’s the difference between a feminist and a land mine? When the land mine is triggered, it accomplishes something

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My dad is a feminist "Just your dad? How about your mum?"

"Oh he doesn't allow that"

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How do you make a feminist happy? You don't

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Said Hi to a feminist today! My court case begins tomorrow

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What is the difference between a feminist and a land mine? A land mine accomplishes something when it is triggered.

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What does a bomb and a feminist have in common? They both explode when trigerred.

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Getting kicked out I once got kicked out of a group for making too many "That's what she said" jokes.
Who knew you couldn't do that a feminist convention?

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How can you tell if you are in a feminist bookshop? There are is no humour section

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I triggered a feminist by using the word menstruation. She claimed it would be women's truation.

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A woman knocked on my door collecting for a feminist organization. So I gave her some Razors.

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The feminist agenda is bullshit. When girls beat their boyfriends they are seen as 'psychopaths' and 'lunatics'.

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When I beat my girlfriend I get 'arrested for assaulting a minor'.

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I went to a feminist picnic the other day Nearly starved to death, nobody made any sandwiches

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Whats the difference between a feminist and a bomb vest when triggered? One actually does something

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What's the difference between a feminist and a knife? The knife always has a point.

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I held the door open for a Feminist today. Off to court again next week.

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What’s the difference between a feminist and a suicide vest One does something when triggered

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A feminist and I were driving when we saw a group of pro life protesters. "The nerve of those people" she said "It's her body, her rights". So I unbuckled my seatbelt, my body my rights.

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What do you call a feminist assassin? A nut cracker.

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What’s the difference between a feminist and a suicide vest? A suicide vest actually accomplishes something when it’s triggered!

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What do Medusa and a feminist have in common? They both punish you for looking at them

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They keep on hanging up So yesterday I called a feminist association. I politely asked for the man incharge, they kept hanging up on me.

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What’s the difference between a feminist and a suicide vest? A suicide vest actually does something when it’s triggered

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What's the difference between a feminist and a knife? Knife has a point.

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