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Why did the feminist fail algebra? She couldn't solve inequalities

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A feminist and a Muslim walk into a bar. - comedy removed due to complaints -

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What's the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun has only one trigger.

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Little girl: "Mommy, I want to be a feminist when I grow up." Mom: "Well pick one sweetie, you can't do both."

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What's the difference between a feminist and a suicide vest? A suicide vest gets something accomplished when triggered.

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What is the difference between a feminist and a hockey player? A hockey player showers after three periods!^I^will^see^myself^out^now

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How do you confuse a feminist Tell her you won't let her make a sandwich for you because she is female

Edit: thanks I came back seeing a lot of upvote. This made my day

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Snake: *hissssssssss* Feminist snake: \*herrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr\*

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"Dad, I want to be a feminist when I grow up." Dad: "Well choose one honey, you can't do both".

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Why do feminist picnics suck? Because no one ever makes sandwiches.

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Whats the difference between a feminist and a baby? At some point in its life, the baby will stop crying and grow up


edit: if you're a feminist and you're here to downvote the post and all the comments, that just gives more truth to the joke.

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What's the difference between a feminist and a computer? You can punch information into a computer.

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What's the difference between a feminist and a suicide vest? A suicide vest does something when it's triggered.

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What's the difference between a bomb vest and a feminist? A bomb vest does something when it's triggered.

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What is the difference between a baby and a feminist? Eventually, the baby grows up and stops crying.

Edit: This turned fun!

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What's the difference between a feminist and a suicide vest? A suicide vest actually accomplishes something when it's triggered.

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How do you confuse a feminist? Tell her you refuse to allow her to make you a sandwich.

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How many feminist does it take to change a lightbulb? Don't be silly, feminist can't change anything.

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Why did the feminist refuse to work at the post office? Because it was a mail dominated industry

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What's the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun actually does something when it's triggered.

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A vegan, feminist and a famous rapper walk in a bar I only knew because they told me 10 times.

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What's the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger.

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Angry feminist told me that men are animals, men are pigs! So I told her that women are equal to men.

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Feminist I don't understand why women want to be equal when they could be better.

That shows a lack of ambition to me.

Which is why men are better.

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A feminist told me I really need to take a Women's Studies class. I told her "There is no way I'm going to spend a semester studying a broad."

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Optimist: "This glass is half full" Pessimist: "This glass is half empty"

Feminist: "This glass is raping me"

Edit: Didn't mean to offend anyone

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Why didn't the feminist get a job at the post office? Because she refused to work in a mail dominated industry.

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What's the difference between a feminist and a bomb vest? The bomb vest actually does something when triggered.

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Whats the difference between a gun and a feminist? A gun only has one trigger

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What did the man say to the feminist to get her angry? Nothing. The fact that he didn't say anything to her made her think that he thought he was superior and therefore a sexist, misogynistic, scum of the earth

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What happens when you tell a sexist joke to a feminist mod? [Removed]

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What is the difference between a suicide vest and a feminist? a suicide vest actually accomplishes something when triggered

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Have you heard about the new Marvel feminist superhero? Anti-Man

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Similarity between a feminist and a gun? They are both loud when triggered.

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What is the difference between a feminist and a land mine? A land mine accomplishes something when it is triggered.

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Why did the Church of Scientology try to assassinate the non-binary feminist? Xenu too much.

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[OFFENSIVE] Why was the feminist picnic cancelled? Nobody would make the sandwiches

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A feminist has taken legal action against a shopping mall Santa. She claims he called her a hoe three times.

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What's the difference between a feminist and a needle ? A needle has a point.

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The feminist finally finished writing the book titled "How to understand women". He went ahead and smirked as he named it- Womanual.

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What do you say about a guy who is pro choice, supports LGBT rights, huge feminist, and is offended by cultural appropriation? He's far from right.

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Normal snake: Hissss Feminist snake: Herrrr

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Normal snake: Hissss Feminist snake: Herrrrr

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Feminist and comedy are like anti-vaxxers and children. You don't mix the two

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Where does a feminist go to the bathroom? She just leaves it in her blog posts.

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What genre does a movie on the Feminist movement belong to? Period drama.

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A couple is on holiday in another country. They are getting on a bus together. The husband tells the wife: \- See? In this bus there's a gamer, a feminist and a vegan.

\- So... What makes you think you know that?

\- They already told me!

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I triggered a feminist by using the word menstruation. She claimed it would be women's truation.

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Whats the difference between a feminist and a bomb vest when triggered? One actually does something

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A feminist and I were driving when we saw a group of pro life protesters. "The nerve of those people" she said "It's her body, her rights". So I unbuckled my seatbelt, my body my rights.

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What do you call a feminist assassin? A nut cracker.

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What do Medusa and a feminist have in common? They both punish you for looking at them

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A man is raping a woman. A scream can be heard going such as this: “YOU ARE RAPING ME! HEEEEELLP! IM BEING RAPED!”. Whose scream was it? Answer:
It was a feminist in the distance screaming at a man because he exists.

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Did you hear about the feminist picnic? It fell apart after no one made any sandwiches

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An atheist, a feminist, and a Trump supporter walk into a bar I know because they each told me within the first 10 seconds of meeting them.

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What's the difference between a feminist and a magnet? Magnets are attractive.

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A joke I told to my feminist girlfriend Me: What lies between the kitchen and the bedroom?
Her: I don't know, tell me.
Me: Not a voting booth.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic feminist who burnt down a furniture store? They had a special on mahogany items.

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Would a feminist get triggered if you walked into a room full of feminists and said... "Hey guys..."

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What's the first step to befriending a feminist? A thick dog bone

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How can you tell if a feminist is fake? Tell her you're a millionaire and watch if her panties drop.

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Whats the difference between a feminist and a bomb vest? A bomb vest does something when triggered.

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A cashier asks a feminist, " Cash or credit?" She replies: " Did you just assume my tender?"

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Sarah, i understand that you are a feminist... ...but you can't end your prayer with "awomen" instead of "amen"
credits to an anonymous facebook post of which i was too lazy to read the name

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What's a feminist’s least favourite bread? Gender rolls

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Finding a feminist who can take a joke... Is as hard as finding someone who takes them seriously.

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What does a feminist doorbell say? Stop-oppressing-me

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How to tell the difference between a sumo wrestler and a feminist blogger? Sumos shave their legs...

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I went to a feminist picnic recently It was terrible. No one cooked or made any sandwiches.

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What's the worst thing about a feminist picnic? Nobody will make the sandwiches.

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