Why did the feminist fail algebra? She couldn't solve inequalities
A feminist and a Muslim walk into a bar. - comedy removed due to complaints -
What's the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun has only one trigger.
Little girl: "Mommy, I want to be a feminist when I grow up." Mom: "Well pick one sweetie, you can't do both."
What's the difference between a feminist and a suicide vest? A suicide vest gets something accomplished when triggered.
What is the difference between a feminist and a hockey player? A hockey player showers after three periods!^I^will^see^myself^out^now
How do you confuse a feminist
Tell her you won't let her make a sandwich for you because she is female
Edit: thanks I came back seeing a lot of upvote. This made my day
Snake: *hissssssssss* Feminist snake: \*herrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr\*
"Dad, I want to be a feminist when I grow up." Dad: "Well choose one honey, you can't do both".
Why do feminist picnics suck? Because no one ever makes sandwiches.
Whats the difference between a feminist and a baby?
At some point in its life, the baby will stop crying and grow up
edit: if you're a feminist and you're here to downvote the post and all the comments, that just gives more truth to the joke.
What's the difference between a feminist and a computer? You can punch information into a computer.
What's the difference between a feminist and a suicide vest? A suicide vest does something when it's triggered.
What's the difference between a bomb vest and a feminist? A bomb vest does something when it's triggered.
What is the difference between a baby and a feminist?
Eventually, the baby grows up and stops crying.
Edit: This turned fun!
What's the difference between a feminist and a suicide vest? A suicide vest actually accomplishes something when it's triggered.
How do you confuse a feminist? Tell her you refuse to allow her to make you a sandwich.
How many feminist does it take to change a lightbulb? Don't be silly, feminist can't change anything.
Why did the feminist refuse to work at the post office? Because it was a mail dominated industry
What's the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun actually does something when it's triggered.
A vegan, feminist and a famous rapper walk in a bar I only knew because they told me 10 times.
What's the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger.
Angry feminist told me that men are animals, men are pigs! So I told her that women are equal to men.
I don't understand why women want to be equal when they could be better.
That shows a lack of ambition to me.
Which is why men are better.
A feminist told me I really need to take a Women's Studies class. I told her "There is no way I'm going to spend a semester studying a broad."
Optimist: "This glass is half full"
Pessimist: "This glass is half empty"
Feminist: "This glass is raping me"
Edit: Didn't mean to offend anyone
Why didn't the feminist get a job at the post office? Because she refused to work in a mail dominated industry.
What's the difference between a feminist and a bomb vest? The bomb vest actually does something when triggered.
Whats the difference between a gun and a feminist? A gun only has one trigger
How can you tell you're playing poker with a feminist? They'll insist that Kings and Queens have equal value.
Why can't a feminist shoot a gun? They can't handle the triggers.
What happens when you tell a sexist joke to a feminist mod? [Removed]
What is the difference between a gun and a feminist? A gun only has one trigger
What's the difference between a feminist and a dentist's drill? One causes a lot of pain and makes a constant high pitched whine. The other is a useful piece of medical equipment.
Have you heard about the new Marvel feminist superhero? Anti-Man
Why did the worlds shortest feminist burn down a post shop? Because the mail was always above her.
I've assembled a list of all feminist-friendly jokes
How many feminist does it take to change a lightbulb? None, because feminist can't change anything.
Why didn't the feminist picnic work out? because they all refused to make sandwiches.
What do you say about a guy who is pro choice, supports LGBT rights, huge feminist, and is offended by cultural appropriation? He's far from right.
Normal snake: Hissss Feminist snake: Herrrr
Normal snake: Hissss Feminist snake: Herrrrr
Feminist and comedy are like anti-vaxxers and children. You don't mix the two
Where does a feminist go to the bathroom? She just leaves it in her blog posts.
What genre does a movie on the Feminist movement belong to? Period drama.
A couple is on holiday in another country. They are getting on a bus together. The husband tells the wife:
\- See? In this bus there's a gamer, a feminist and a vegan.
\- So... What makes you think you know that?
\- They already told me!
An atheist, a vegan, and a feminist walked into a bar.
How did I know?
They all admitted it within 5 minutes of being here.
What is the battle cry of the Feminist wing of the Communist Party? Seize the means of re-production!
What's the difference between a feminist and a needle ? A needle has a point.
How do you make a feminist happy? You don't
What is the difference between a feminist and a land mine? A land mine accomplishes something when it is triggered.
I triggered a feminist by using the word menstruation. She claimed it would be women's truation.
Whats the difference between a feminist and a bomb vest when triggered? One actually does something
I held the door open for a Feminist today. Off to court again next week.
A feminist and I were driving when we saw a group of pro life protesters. "The nerve of those people" she said "It's her body, her rights". So I unbuckled my seatbelt, my body my rights.
What do you call a feminist assassin? A nut cracker.
What do Medusa and a feminist have in common? They both punish you for looking at them
A man is raping a woman. A scream can be heard going such as this: “YOU ARE RAPING ME! HEEEEELLP! IM BEING RAPED!”. Whose scream was it?
It was a feminist in the distance screaming at a man because he exists.
An atheist, a feminist, and a Trump supporter walk into a bar I know because they each told me within the first 10 seconds of meeting them.
A feminist has taken legal action against a shopping mall Santa. She claims he called her a hoe three times.
How does a feminist end her prayer Awomen
Why dont feminist use lightbulbs? The glass celling lets in more than enough light.
A joke I told to my feminist girlfriend
Me: What lies between the kitchen and the bedroom?
Her: I don't know, tell me.
Me: Not a voting booth.
Did you hear about the dyslexic feminist who burnt down a furniture store? They had a special on mahogany items.
Why did the Church of Scientology try to assassinate the non-binary feminist? Xenu too much.
Would a feminist get triggered if you walked into a room full of feminists and said... "Hey guys..."
My ex-gf claims I dumped her for being a feminist... Which is completely wrong! I dumped her for not doing my laundry, cleaning my dishes, or cooking my dinner.
What's the first step to befriending a feminist? A thick dog bone
How can you tell if a feminist is fake? Tell her you're a millionaire and watch if her panties drop.
Whats the difference between a feminist and a bomb vest? A bomb vest does something when triggered.
How do you hold an umbrella for a feminist without offending said feminist? She doesn't need one. The glass ceiling keeps her dry.
Sarah, i understand that you are a feminist...
...but you can't end your prayer with "awomen" instead of "amen"
credits to an anonymous facebook post of which i was too lazy to read the name
Why did the feminist's bakery go out of business? She told people to stop patronizing her.
A vegan, a feminist, and a Stranger Things fan walk into a bar... I only know because they told everyone within two minutes...
I was talking to a radical feminist the other day. Haha no, could you imagine?
What's sexist and not a concern for feminist? Misandry
Why did the feminist masseuse stop at the thigh? She didn't like to massage a knee.
A feminist, a fat person and a Hitler walk into a bar... Feminism is bad.
What did the feminist baker blame for all of her life's problems? The Pastryarchy.
Jokes for the SJW What's the difference between a third wave radical feminist and an ISIS terrorist? One of them doesn't get PTSD from twitter.
How to tell the difference between a sumo wrestler and a feminist blogger? Sumos shave their legs...
I went to a feminist picnic recently It was terrible. No one cooked or made any sandwiches.
What's the worst thing about a feminist picnic? Nobody will make the sandwiches.