What is coding called on Tatooine? Jabbascript
This actually just happened...
*Wife: I wanna get into coding.
*Me: Oh, that sounds fun. You might even earn some
money on the side while you're at home. What language
did you wana code in ?
*Wife: English. Duh!
What did the HTML coding dog say? Href Href!
Why do LGBT people dislike coding? It's binary
Coding humor
99 silly bugs in the code
99 silly bugs
Pass one down
Patch it aroubd
127 silly bugs in the code!
My dog ate my coding homework. Took him a couple bytes.
my dog...
Me: I'm so sorry, my dog ate my homework
Comp Sci Professor: your dog ate your coding assignment?
Me:
Prof:
Me: it took him a couple bytes
My dog ate my computer science project
"your dog ate your coding assignment?"
It took him a couple bytes
Me: My dog ate my homework
Comp science professor: Your dog ate your coding assignment?
Me:
Comp science professor:
Me: It took him a couple of bytes..
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Edit: this is not my joke lol
"My dog ate my homework"
Prof - "Your dog ate your coding assignment?
Me -
Prof -
Me - It took him a couple of bytes.
Coding Jokes
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I will <br> your heart
Why are writers really good at coding? Because they are really into Pro grammar.
My dog ate my coding assignment. It took him a couple bytes.
A programmer starts coding something... And it works first try
You know you've been coding for too long when... System.express(feelings.tired);
Always bring your A game Unless you’re coding. Then bring your C game
Play on words
Me: sorry, my dog ate my homework
Prof: your dog ate your coding assignment?
Me:
Prof:
Me: yeah, it took him a few bytes
A movie about the maximum function in coding and signal transformation applications in road planning: "Math.Max Fourier Road"
My dog just ate my coding homework It took him a couple bytes