Most people are shocked when they find out... ...how incompetent I am as an electrician.
How do you tell the difference between an electrician and an electrical engineer? Ask them to pronounce the word, "unionized".
Electrician gets home late... Electrician didn't get home until after 2am. His wife asked "Wire you insulate?" He replied, "Watts it to you, I'm ohm, aren't I?"
Many people are shocked when they find out.. That I’m a horrible electrician.
Many people are shocked... ...when they find out I'm a horrible electrician.
An electrician didn't get home until after 2 a.m.
His wife asked, "Wire you insulate?"
He replied, "Watts it to you? I'm ohm, aren't I?"
What do you call when you cross a detective with an electrician
(sorry if this is repost, I thought of it in class)
I'm a bad electrician And when people find out, they're so shocked.
Most people are shocked when they find out how bad an electrician I am.
Jimmy, the electrician's son was grounded by his parents... I heard his parents say he had no potential
An electrician was shocked by a live wire when he was asked why... He said he couldn't resist.
At night court, a man was brought in and set before the judge.
The judge said, "State your name, occupation, and
The defendant said, "I'm Sparks, I'm an electrician,
The judge winced and said, "Bailiff! Put
this man in a dry
I freaked out the electrician by opening the door naked. I couldn’t tell what gave him a bigger shock – whether the fact that I was naked, or that I got into his house.
Mom says it's just a phase.. ..but I really want to become an electrician.
What is black and is stuck to a ceiling? A not very good electrician...
What's the difference between an electrician and a chemist? The electrician likes his work to be unionized, while the chemist likes his work to be unionized.
An electrician comes home late
Wife: "Wire you insulate?"
Electrician: "Watts it to you, I'm ohm ain't I?"
When people find out I am not a very good electrician, they are usually shocked.
An electrician comes home at 2 am....
His wife asks, "wire you insulate?"
He replies, "watt's the problem, I'm ohm aren't I?"
An electrician was working at an apartment when he got electrocuted. He died before he even knew watts up.
What do you say when you break up with an electrician?
Watt is love?
Baby don't hertz me.
Don't hertz me.
I used to date an electrician... Boy, she could really light up a room!
Today I found out that the electrician didn't connect the protective grounding system at my home. I was shocked.
Today i discovered my electrician was unqualified I was shocked
What's the difference between an Electrician and someone who's high? The electrician knows where the ground is.
What does an electrician say when he's confused? Watt?!
What is black and smokes and is attached to electrical wires? A bad electrician
What does an electrician say while meditating? Ohm... Ohm...
I'm pretty sure my electrician supports LGBT rights. Just the other day I heard him talking about his transister.
What do you say to an electrician who isn't on time? Wire you insulate?
Why didn't the electrician get shocked? They were unionized.
What happens when a Buzzfeed writer becomes an electrician with no experience? What comes next will shock you
While working on the house, I realized that I am a terrible electrician even with small projects Everyone was shocked by what I did to the light switch.
My dad told me I'm a bad electrician He is in for a shock
A professional electrician hurt himself on the job... He must've been shocked!
An electrician goes home after a party... His wife shouts “Wire insulate?!”
What do you call a man who comes to your house to satisfy your wife for $120 an hour? An electrician
Did you hear about the electrician who bought a Camaro using money he got from scrap wire? He really crimped and saved
I just called an electrician and told him I need 15,000$ worth of repairs. Needless to say, he was ecstatic.