How do you tell the difference between an electrician and an electrical engineer? Ask them to pronounce the word, "unionized".
Electrician gets home late... Electrician didn't get home until after 2am. His wife asked "Wire you insulate?" He replied, "Watts it to you, I'm ohm, aren't I?"
An electrician didn't get home until after 2 a.m.
His wife asked, "Wire you insulate?"
He replied, "Watts it to you? I'm ohm, aren't I?"
What do you call when you cross a detective with an electrician
(sorry if this is repost, I thought of it in class)
An electrician was shocked by a live wire when he was asked why... He said he couldn't resist.
I freaked out the electrician by opening the door naked. I couldn’t tell what gave him a bigger shock – whether the fact that I was naked, or that I got into his house.
I thought being an electrician would be cool.
Getting to hangout with a bunch of strippers and dikes all day long.
But really you're just grabbing and twisting nuts all day.
An electrician comes home late
Wife: "Wire you insulate?"
Electrician: "Watts it to you, I'm ohm ain't I?"
What's the difference between an electrician and a chemist? The electrician likes his work to be unionized, while the chemist likes his work to be unionized.
An electrician comes home at 2 am....
His wife asks, "wire you insulate?"
He replies, "watt's the problem, I'm ohm aren't I?"
I always wanted to be a pilot Until I saw my first porno. Since then I can't decide if I want to be a plumber, electrician or the cable repair guy.
An electrician was working at an apartment when he got electrocuted. He died before he even knew watts up.
Today I found out that the electrician didn't connect the protective grounding system at my home. I was shocked.
What's the difference between an Electrician and someone who's high? The electrician knows where the ground is.
I'm pretty sure my electrician supports LGBT rights. Just the other day I heard him talking about his transister.
A carpenter, plumber, an electrician and a welder are all dating the same woman. What do you call her? A jack off all trades
Why did the optimistic electrician lose his job? He kept on turning negatives into positives.
Electrician goes into coma after coming in contact with power lines. “He should be fine,” say the doctors. “He’s just taking a power nap.”
I was talking to my friend the other day
He wants to be an electrician but wasn’t sure if he was smart enough.
I told him “you con-du-it”
A electrician was working while the police came to arrest him. Do you know what happened?
HE WAS PUTTING UP A RESISTANCE
How do you tell the difference between a mechanic and an electrician? The electrician washes his hands AFTER he goes to the toilet.
Why was the electrician so excited to go shopping with his wife? She said they were going to the outlet mall.
Most people are shocked...
... When they find out how bad of an electrician I am!
What did the electrician say after he was unexpectedly fired from his job? Now that’s a shocker!
I met a really bad electrician at the bar last night... At first there were some sparks, but he ended up saying some pretty nasty things to me and I left shocked.
While working on the house, I realized that I am a terrible electrician even with small projects Everyone was shocked by what I did to the light switch.
I just called an electrician and told him I need 15,000$ worth of repairs. Needless to say, he was ecstatic.
Thought of this one while trying to fall asleep
What did the juvenile electrician say to the other juvenile electrician when asked to come play?
I can't, I'm grounded.
My dad got fired recently for being such an irritated electrician He never conducted himself positively at work
What do you call a man who comes to your house to satisfy your wife for $120 an hour? An electrician
Why didn't the electrician allow his fellow gym-goer to work in? Because he was doing a circuit.
Did you hear about the first electrician to put a light in an outhouse for an Indian? He was the first to wire ahead for a reservation.
What happens when a Buzzfeed writer becomes an electrician with no experience? What comes next will shock you
A French man and an Irish man walk into a bar.
The French guy asks his friend: "say, how many Americans does it take to change a lightbulb?".
The Irish replies: "how would I know? I'm neither an electrician nor an anthropologist!"
Did you hear about the electrician whose boss told him to put new wire throughout the whole house? He refused.