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Funniest Mario Jokes

Funny Mario Jokes

Why isn't Hitler in Mario Kart? Because he cant finish a race

I wanted to revisit my childhood, so I got out Super Mario Bros. and started playing But soon I realized, no matter how much you try, you can't go back.

Mario is a recovering alcoholic... haunted by the thought of Boos.

"It's a boy!" Mario shouted. "It's a boy!" With tears rolling down his cheeks, Mario came running out of the room....and never visited Bangkok again.

”What doesn’t kill you, makes you smaller.” - Mario

EA is releasing a new Mario game! it’s called Pay-Per-Mario.

Don't be racist; be like Mario He's an Italian plumber, made by Asians, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, runs like a black man and grabs coins like a jew.

What did Super Mario's French teacher say when Mario mispronounced the word for "friend"? It's *ami*, Mario!

Toad was always my favorite Mario character He just seems like a fungi.

Some people say that Nintendo has no 3rd party games... They have obviously never heard of Mario Party 3

My girlfriend broke up with me yesterday. She said she was tired of the abuse, and couldn't take it anymore.

She's the one who wanted to play Mario Kart.

My son is in hospital because of one little driving mistake... He beat me at Mario Kart.

Mario games are unforgiving... ... there's not mushroom for error

Which course did Hillary Clinton select when playing Mario Kart? The short circuit

They say Nintendo doesn't make third party games... *Pulls out Mario Party 3*

Why isn't Sean Connery allowed to play Super Mario Bros. any more? He kept trying to shave the princess.

What's the difference between a cow and Super Mario Bros? A cow can't be milked for over 30 years

I don't always drink and drive. But when I do... it's when I'm playing Mario Kart.

Why couldn't Super Mario surf the web? Because Browser wouldn't let him.

Where did Mario meet the Princess? Nintinder

Why can't Mario get a tinder date? His profile picture was him killing a turtle.

Why did the Piranha Plant start coughing? Because Mario went down the wrong pipe!

Why did Mario get fired from being a plumber? He never put his caulk away.

Plumbing I like the Mario games and all, but... I have a hard time seeing Mario as a plumber when his entire life revolves around clogging some pipes

What happens when Mario parks his car outside the wrong castle? He gets Toad

What did Mario say when his friend Gus was about to be shot in front of him? Asparagus

Super Mario Odyssey is a gigantic game. I've been playing for many moons.

Super mario bros. 3 blew so hard All my n64 cartridges started working again

When Mario collects coins with his cap in Super Mario Odissey,... you for sure know he is very _cappytalistic._

My friend thought he was better Super Mario player than me... But he was wrong on so many levels.

I love Toad from Super Mario you know, the little guy with the mushroom head. He always made me laugh.

He's a real fungi.

Growing up people told me I'd never get a girlfriend playing video games. But my Tindering abilities wouldn't be what they are without learning to fly in Mario 3.

Why did Mario move to the country? To eat a lot of Peaches!

What did Donkey Kong say when Mario asked him for help for some schoolwork? "I D K"

After working out for over a year, I successfully dated several girls who always jumped on my couch, saying 'do whatever you want with me'. But unfortunately none of them liked Mario Kart. :(

Today I decided to play Mario as a cat. Because I would get 9 lives instead of 3.

Why did Mario lose a life? He stubbed his MiyamoToe.


...I'll see my way out.

If video games cause voilence Then i blame my shroom habit on mario

Why did Mario find Koopa after he kidnapped the Princess and moved his castle so quickly? Because Koopa forgot to erase his Bowser History.

I didn't learn much from Mario Party 64, but I did learn that... the button mashing and joy stick rotation techniques don't necessarily translate well to the bedroom.

What search engine does Mario use? Yahoo!

The difference between Nick Mullen and the small version of Mario Is about 2 feet, with Nick Mullen being smaller than tiny Mario. Relatively speaking.

What did Mario say when he saw the Alpaca? Don’t-a worry it’s a false-a llama!

When Yoshi gets sick from eating too many goombas, what procedure should Dr. Mario conduct? A Nintendoscopy!

What Football (soccer) Cup does Super Mario compete in? Koopa Italia

Mario asked me what month it was.. I told him "It's-a May, Mario"

What game do flat-earthers hate? Super Mario galaxy!

What happens when Mario parks his kart illegally? It gets Toad.

What's the most embarrassing level on Mario Kart? Shy Guy Falls

What type of car does Mario drive? A Honda Odyssey. Ba-dum-tsss.

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Princess Peach Jokes

Why was Princess Peach worried when Mario wanted to use her laptop? She forgot to delete her Bowser history

What did Princess Peach say when she’s being saved by her love interest? I think I wanna Mario

Mario takes Peach out for dinner.... They go to a famous Italian restaurant and get settled in to there booth. Luigi walks in and asks if he can sit with them. Mario looks his brother dead in the eye and says "I'm sorry Luigi but there doesn't seem to be mush room".

Maybe all the people saying "impeach Trump" just don't want him to steal their favorite Mario Kart character. I'm Peach, Trump

How do you make peach crumble? Tell her that Mario is dead

Luigi, using a revive mushroom, beat Mario to saving Princess Peach. I guess you could say Mario got 1upped.

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Mario and Luigi Jokes

Funny Mario Jokes

Mario and Luigi go fishing Luigi at one point says: Mario, I see land!
Mario then asks: Are you sure?
And then luigi says: yes, I think I'm a-shore.

Why does Mario prefer to hang out with Toad more than Luigi? Because he's a fungi.

Mario & Luigi Mario: Ey Luigi, whats this funny ol' image called.
Luigi: It a Meme, Mario

What’s the name of Mario and Luigi’s mother? Mia.

Mario and Luigi got a package in the mail... Luigi opened it, and exclaimed 'it's a Wii, Mario!'

Mario died Mario died today, Luigi just informed us that he pasta way.

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Long Mario Jokes

President Trump decided to play Mario Kart with his cabinet

He thought that this would be be a good bonding exercise with his staff so he bought a Wii and ordered his whole office to come into the oval office

Once everyone arrived there was a huge argument on who would play as what character, because everyone wanted to be Mario. Trump decided that this could be a nice opportunity to get the Democrats in the senate to work with him so he left the decision into their hands.

Three months, 4 senate hearings and one filibuster later the senate had their answers and Trumps cabinet returned to the oval office and took their controllers and saw who they were going to be

"Sweet" said vice president Mike Pence, "I'm Mario"

"This is awesome, I'm Bowser" exclaimed secretary of state Rex Tillerson

But Trump just groaned

"What's wrong Mr. President?" Pence asked

"These Goddamn Democrats are spreading their liberal propaganda into r/jokes" Trump moaned

"What do you mean sir?"

"I'm Peach"

two boys, bob and jim

jim buys super mario bros. for his nintendo entertainment system and is excited for when his friend bob can watch him play and try to play himself. then bob comes over and jim skims through world 1 without being hit even once! bob, impressed, asks "can i try world 1 too?" so jim resets the game and gives bob a go. however, after a while of playing 1-1 bob whines "there aren't any powerups in this level!" so jim shows bob that powerups can come from the ? blocks and even shows him where they are. he beats the level, but then he comes to 1-2 and after a while whines "i can't get past the plants in the pipes!" so jim shows bob that he can stand by the pipes to make them not come up and that the same thing will happen if he stands on top of the pipes. he beats the level, but then he comes to 1-3 and after a while whines "i can't get past this pit with the platforms floating around it!" so jim shows bob that he has to jump on the platforms to get to the other side. he beats the level, but then he comes to 1-4 and after a while whines "i can't get past these fireballs on blocks!" jim gets annoyed and says "bob, i'm starting to get sick of your first world problems"

I was at E3...

I saw so much advertisement for Super Mario Odyssey as well as a lot of merchandise. I thought about it for a second. There really is a lot of Mario merchandise. I turn to my friend, "Man, you know, there really is Super Mario stuff everywhere. He's such a recognizable character, they put him on everything. Plushies, shirts, phone cases... I wonder how they produce such a large amount of Super Mario apparell." My friend thinks about it and then turns to me and says, "They probably have a big Super Mario Maker."

Mario's Odyssey

I ask my mom for Mario Odyssey for Christmas and she says maybe if you behave.I proceed to be the greatest boy for the wait for Christmas.Christmas day comes filled with glee to play on my also brand new switch with super Mario! I get to the last present should be Mario Odyssey.I sit there in awe as I find a stack of papers with title on the papers being "Mario's Odyssey".

Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, and Michelangelo are currently boycotting Nintendo for promoting violence against turtles.

Master Splinter supports their #CurbTurtleStomp movement, but he still secretly enjoys playing Mario Odyssey on the low.

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