I wanted to revisit my childhood, so I got out Super Mario Bros. and started playing But soon I realized, no matter how much you try, you can't go back.
"It's a boy!" Mario shouted. "It's a boy!" With tears rolling down his cheeks, Mario came running out of the room....and never visited Bangkok again.
Don't be racist; be like Mario He's an Italian plumber, made by Asians, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, runs like a black man and grabs coins like a jew.
What did Super Mario's French teacher say when Mario mispronounced the word for "friend"? It's *ami*, Mario!
Some people say that Nintendo has no 3rd party games... They have obviously never heard of Mario Party 3
My girlfriend broke up with me yesterday.
She said she was tired of the abuse, and couldn't take it anymore.
She's the one who wanted to play Mario Kart.
Why isn't Sean Connery allowed to play Super Mario Bros. any more? He kept trying to shave the princess.
What's the difference between a cow and Super Mario Bros? A cow can't be milked for over 30 years
Plumbing I like the Mario games and all, but... I have a hard time seeing Mario as a plumber when his entire life revolves around clogging some pipes
When Mario collects coins with his cap in Super Mario Odissey,... you for sure know he is very _cappytalistic._
My friend thought he was better Super Mario player than me... But he was wrong on so many levels.
I love Toad from Super Mario
you know, the little guy with the mushroom head. He always made me laugh.
He's a real fungi.
Growing up people told me I'd never get a girlfriend playing video games. But my Tindering abilities wouldn't be what they are without learning to fly in Mario 3.
After working out for over a year, I successfully dated several girls who always jumped on my couch, saying 'do whatever you want with me'. But unfortunately none of them liked Mario Kart. :(
Why did Mario find Koopa after he kidnapped the Princess and moved his castle so quickly? Because Koopa forgot to erase his Bowser History.
I didn't learn much from Mario Party 64, but I did learn that... the button mashing and joy stick rotation techniques don't necessarily translate well to the bedroom.
The difference between Nick Mullen and the small version of Mario Is about 2 feet, with Nick Mullen being smaller than tiny Mario. Relatively speaking.
When Yoshi gets sick from eating too many goombas, what procedure should Dr. Mario conduct? A Nintendoscopy!
Why was Princess Peach worried when Mario wanted to use her laptop? She forgot to delete her Bowser history
What did Princess Peach say when she’s being saved by her love interest? I think I wanna Mario
Mario takes Peach out for dinner.... They go to a famous Italian restaurant and get settled in to there booth. Luigi walks in and asks if he can sit with them. Mario looks his brother dead in the eye and says "I'm sorry Luigi but there doesn't seem to be mush room".
Maybe all the people saying "impeach Trump" just don't want him to steal their favorite Mario Kart character. I'm Peach, Trump
Mario and Luigi go fishing
Luigi at one point says: Mario, I see land!
Mario then asks: Are you sure?
And then luigi says: yes, I think I'm a-shore.
Mario and Luigi got a package in the mail... Luigi opened it, and exclaimed 'it's a Wii, Mario!'