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Funniest Mario Jokes

Funny Mario Jokes
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Why isn't Hitler in Mario Kart? Because he cant finish a race

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I wanted to revisit my childhood, so I got out Super Mario Bros. and started playing But soon I realized, no matter how much you try, you can't go back.

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Mario is a recovering alcoholic... haunted by the thought of Boos.

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"It's a boy!" Mario shouted. "It's a boy!" With tears rolling down his cheeks, Mario came running out of the room....and never visited Bangkok again.

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”What doesn’t kill you, makes you smaller.” - Mario

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EA is releasing a new Mario game! it’s called Pay-Per-Mario.

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Don't be racist; be like Mario He's an Italian plumber, made by Asians, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, runs like a black man and grabs coins like a jew.

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What did Super Mario's French teacher say when Mario mispronounced the word for "friend"? It's *ami*, Mario!

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Toad was always my favorite Mario character He just seems like a fungi.

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Some people say that Nintendo has no 3rd party games... They have obviously never heard of Mario Party 3

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My girlfriend broke up with me yesterday. She said she was tired of the abuse, and couldn't take it anymore.

She's the one who wanted to play Mario Kart.

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My son is in hospital because of one little driving mistake... He beat me at Mario Kart.

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Mario games are unforgiving... ... there's not mushroom for error

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Which course did Hillary Clinton select when playing Mario Kart? The short circuit

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They say Nintendo doesn't make third party games... *Pulls out Mario Party 3*

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Why isn't Sean Connery allowed to play Super Mario Bros. any more? He kept trying to shave the princess.

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What's the difference between a cow and Super Mario Bros? A cow can't be milked for over 30 years

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I don't always drink and drive. But when I do... it's when I'm playing Mario Kart.

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Why couldn't Super Mario surf the web? Because Browser wouldn't let him.

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Where did Mario meet the Princess? Nintinder

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Why can't Mario get a tinder date? His profile picture was him killing a turtle.

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Why did the Piranha Plant start coughing? Because Mario went down the wrong pipe!

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Why did Mario get fired from being a plumber? He never put his caulk away.

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Plumbing I like the Mario games and all, but... I have a hard time seeing Mario as a plumber when his entire life revolves around clogging some pipes

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What happens when Mario parks his car outside the wrong castle? He gets Toad

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What did Mario say when his friend Gus was about to be shot in front of him? Asparagus

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Super Mario Odyssey is a gigantic game. I've been playing for many moons.

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Super mario bros. 3 blew so hard All my n64 cartridges started working again

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When Mario collects coins with his cap in Super Mario Odissey,... you for sure know he is very _cappytalistic._

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My friend thought he was better Super Mario player than me... But he was wrong on so many levels.

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I love Toad from Super Mario you know, the little guy with the mushroom head. He always made me laugh.

He's a real fungi.

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Growing up people told me I'd never get a girlfriend playing video games. But my Tindering abilities wouldn't be what they are without learning to fly in Mario 3.

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Why did Mario move to the country? To eat a lot of Peaches!

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What did Donkey Kong say when Mario asked him for help for some schoolwork? "I D K"

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After working out for over a year, I successfully dated several girls who always jumped on my couch, saying 'do whatever you want with me'. But unfortunately none of them liked Mario Kart. :(

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Today I decided to play Mario as a cat. Because I would get 9 lives instead of 3.

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Why did Mario lose a life? He stubbed his MiyamoToe.


...I'll see my way out.

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If video games cause voilence Then i blame my shroom habit on mario

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Why did Mario find Koopa after he kidnapped the Princess and moved his castle so quickly? Because Koopa forgot to erase his Bowser History.

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I didn't learn much from Mario Party 64, but I did learn that... the button mashing and joy stick rotation techniques don't necessarily translate well to the bedroom.

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What search engine does Mario use? Yahoo!

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The difference between Nick Mullen and the small version of Mario Is about 2 feet, with Nick Mullen being smaller than tiny Mario. Relatively speaking.

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What did Mario say when he saw the Alpaca? Don’t-a worry it’s a false-a llama!

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When Yoshi gets sick from eating too many goombas, what procedure should Dr. Mario conduct? A Nintendoscopy!

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What Football (soccer) Cup does Super Mario compete in? Koopa Italia

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Mario asked me what month it was.. I told him "It's-a May, Mario"

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What game do flat-earthers hate? Super Mario galaxy!

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What happens when Mario parks his kart illegally? It gets Toad.

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What's the most embarrassing level on Mario Kart? Shy Guy Falls

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What type of car does Mario drive? A Honda Odyssey. Ba-dum-tsss.

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Princess Peach Jokes

Why was Princess Peach worried when Mario wanted to use her laptop? She forgot to delete her Bowser history

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What did Princess Peach say when she’s being saved by her love interest? I think I wanna Mario

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Mario takes Peach out for dinner.... They go to a famous Italian restaurant and get settled in to there booth. Luigi walks in and asks if he can sit with them. Mario looks his brother dead in the eye and says "I'm sorry Luigi but there doesn't seem to be mush room".

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Maybe all the people saying "impeach Trump" just don't want him to steal their favorite Mario Kart character. I'm Peach, Trump

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How do you make peach crumble? Tell her that Mario is dead

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Luigi, using a revive mushroom, beat Mario to saving Princess Peach. I guess you could say Mario got 1upped.

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Mario and Luigi Jokes

Funny Mario Jokes
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Mario and Luigi go fishing Luigi at one point says: Mario, I see land!
Mario then asks: Are you sure?
And then luigi says: yes, I think I'm a-shore.

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Why does Mario prefer to hang out with Toad more than Luigi? Because he's a fungi.

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Mario & Luigi Mario: Ey Luigi, whats this funny ol' image called.
Luigi: It a Meme, Mario

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What’s the name of Mario and Luigi’s mother? Mia.

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Mario and Luigi got a package in the mail... Luigi opened it, and exclaimed 'it's a Wii, Mario!'

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Mario died Mario died today, Luigi just informed us that he pasta way.

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