Snake Jokes

What do you call a snake that's exactly 3.14 meters long? A πthon

What do you call a 3.14m long snake? A πthon.

Snake walks into a bar. And the bartender says ''How did you do that?''

What do you call a snake that is exactly 3.14 meters long? A πthon

What does a German snake sound like? ßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßß....

Snake: *hissssssssss* Feminist snake: \*herrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr\*

A Sheep, a Drum, and a Snake fall off a cliff Baa-Dumm-Tsss

A goat, a drum, and a snake fell off a cliff.. Baa- dum- ssss

A woman tried to order an exotic snake online A woman tried to order an exotic snake online, but was surprised to find that when the package arrived, it contained only feathered scarves

Looks like the boa cons tricked her

A sheep, a drum and a snake fell off a cliff. BAA-DUMM-TSSS

A sheep, a drum, and a snake fall off a cliff... Baa dum tssssss

a sheep, a drum, and a snake fall down a cliff.... Baaah-Dum-tsssss

My pet snake just lays around and won't move I think he's suffering from a reptile dysfunction

A snake walks into a bar And the bartender asks "How did you do that?"

A goat, a drum and a snake fall off a cliff. Bah dum tss!

If adam and eve were Chinese Then we would still be in paradise as they would eat the snake instead of the apple.

My girlfriend said she was going to get a massive tattoo of a snake on her back. "Do it," I said. "But it might hurt you."

"I know," she replied. "But it's only a needle."

"No," I said. "I mean being single."

What do you call a snake that's 3.14 metres long? A πthon

A sheep,a pot and a snake walk together then fall of a cliff... *Baah Dum Tssssss*

So, a snake walks into a bar. The bartender asks, “how did you do that?”

What do you call a snake that is 3.14 feet long ? A πthon

What do you call a 3.14 inch long snake? A π-thon

What do you call a funny snake? HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTERICAL


^^^my ^^^son ^^^^told ^^^^^me ^^^^^^this ^^^^^^^one..

A snake walks into a bar... Barman says "How'd you do that"?

A fish, a snake, and Stephen Hawking walk into a bar... Just kidding. None of those things walk.

What do you call a snake that is exactly 3.14 feet long? πthon

A sheep, a drum and a snake fall down a cliff BA-DUMM-TSS

A snake walked into a bar The bartender says, "Hey, how did you do that?"

Why was the snake pressed againt the glass at the zoo? He wanted to be a windshield viper.

A Sheep, a drum and a snake simultaneously fall from a cliff... Bah Dum Tss

What do you call a snake that builds houses? A boa constructer



Don’t bully me I know it’s bad

If Adam and Eve were chinese they would have stayed in paradise Because they would have eaten the snake instead of the apple.

How do you get a snake to stop hissing? You give it an antiHISStamine!

What is it called when a Snake can’t change its outer skin anymore? A reptile dysfunction.

Baby snake asks his mom “Are we venomous?”

Mom: “yes we are. Why do you ask?”

“I just bit my tongue.”

What do you call an Irish snake in Lord of the Rings? Legolas

A friend of mine messaged me to say that he's been bitten by a snake on holiday in India. How on earth does a snake manage to organise a holiday in India?

My snake is a IT professional..... He's very proficient in python, and won't stop hissing about it.

What animal did the cow and snake discuss? A Moose.