My friend that only dates Asian girls just started dating his ex-girlfriend again And I don't know if I should tell him.
I lose my White friends in the snow, I lose my Black friends at night, I lose my Asian friends in the sand, where do I lose my Arab friends? In an explosion.
I was holding a door open for this asian guy and he said "sank you". I punched him square in the jaw, how dare he bring up pearl harbour like that.
A white guy, a black guy, an Indian, an Asian women and a girl in a wheel chair walk into a bar They are celebrating being on the cover of a middle school math book
I think my entire family is racist.
I was dating an Asian woman and eventually brought her to my home to meet my family
My wife and kids didn't even want to talk to me.
My boss fired me for making too many Asian jokes.
It was the end of my Korea.
I'm still China find another job.
Kim Jong-un of North Korea has said he's going to destroy America So Trump was livid saying "That's MY job, and I'm not going to just stand by and see an Asian snatch away another American job."
On meeting Donald Trump, Kim Jon Un says “I will destroy America...” Trump replies, “No way, that’s my job. I won’t have another asian stealing an American job.”
My asian parents are actually very supportive of my career path They let me pick which medical school I'm going to
My boss fired me for making too many Asian jokes. I feel like this is the end of my Korea. I am still China find a job.
I just held the door open for an Asian guy. He said, "Sank you," so I punched him in the face. I can't believe he brought up Pearl Harbor like that.
How can you tell the difference between Japanese people and other Asian people?
Use a Geiger counter
*Credit: my friend who has a lot of dark humour
I was born to an Asian family
But it was rough, the doctors had to perform a C section.
My dad slapped me at birth for not getting an A+ section.
An asian asks for help at an airport...
Asian: "why is my plane late? It said it would be here at 6:30."
Airplane help guy: "fluctuations."
Asian: "fluck you americans too."
“I’m black and I’m proud!”
“I’m proud to be a black man!” Said the black man
“I’m proud to be an Asian man!” Said the Asian man
“I’m proud to be a white man!” Said the racist
I used to by my dad a neck tie on father's day, but now I buy him an Asian hooker. It's better to buy a Thai that he'll actually use.
So earlier I held the door for an Asian guy... He said "Sank you" ...so I punched him. I couldn't believe he brought up Pearl Harbor like that.
I've opened up a new restaurant named 'Karma'
We serve Asian cuisine starting at $8.99
Karma doesn't give you any punchlines
When it comes to technology, Asian countries really do have Europe and America beat. We’re living in 2019 while they’re already a decade ahead!
Asian guy goes into bank to check on his million dollars!!!
Asian: why do I only have 999 900 dollars instead of 1 million dollars
Bank teller: Fluctuations
Asian: Fluck you too.
I’ve had some problems lately, so I decided to turn to alternative treatments. I’m pinning my hopes on that Asian thing, you know, with the needles? Ah yeah. Heroin.
If you're Asian when you go into the toilet, and you're Asian when you leave the toilet, what are you when you were in the toilet? European
My boss fired me for hr reasons. He said I made too many Asian jokes about their dialect. It was the end of my Korea. I'm still China another job.
An Asian man goes to see an eye doctor.
After the exam the doctor says,”You have a cataract.”
Asian man says”No, I have a Rincoln Continental.”
Origin of the word asian
Me: Bro, it's summer break. Why are you still studying
Ming: I must get A for my exams or I'll bring dishonor to my family
Me: Just because you're Asian? Besides, exams aren't even close. Let's hang out.
Ming: ASIAN WITHOUT A IS SIN
Whenever I tell people that I'm half asian they look so surprised They just can't tell by looking at my face
Asian man goes to the eye doctor. Doctor says"You have a cateract." Asian man says "No, I have a rincoln continental."
A white guy, a black guy, an Indian, an Asian woman and a girl in a wheelchair walk into a bar. Just kidding, the girl is in a wheelchair.
I just started dating a half Asian girl Her Mom's Korean, her Dad's Korean, and she lost her legs in a horrible car accident.
Why are Asian brides always so satisfied? Because when ever you eat Chinese you're always hungry an hour later.
My Asian friend got shot today by someone with a starter pistol. Police think it may be race related.
What do you call a woman with one leg?
What do you call an Asian woman with one leg?
A dad and his son are playing together
The kid suddenly asks:
"dad if you're not Asian and mom isn't neither why do I look Asian? Am I adopted?"
The father, not being sure how to answer says:
"No son, unfortunately no..."
Why did the Asian kid get beat after his parents checked his blood type His blood type was a B+
An asian girl gets stung by a bee.
She runs into her house in a panic and tells for father " Daddy, daddy, I just got stung by a bee!!"
Her father looks at her disappointed and angry and says "What wrong with you?! Why you no get stung by A!"
Some lines are meant to be crossed. I was telling a telephone joke the other day to my asian friend. I got as far as "Ring Ring" before he said, "You keep my famiry out of this".
An Asian person visits a therapist.
A "I feel like I have 100 problems"
T "Really? What do you think the root of your problems is"
U.S. singles may be bills, and Canadian singles may be coins... ...but Asian singles are in my area.
If you look at how some Asian people are driving... ...you might think that Pearl Harbor was an accident.