Why would Donald Trump run into an active school shooting, even if unarmed? Because he knows one of his supporters would never shoot him
I want to make a school shooting joke, but that might seem offensive. I think I should aim for a younger crowd.
What's the best part about having Memorial Day off? 3 straight days without a school shooting.
Say what you want about Trump... ...but he’s brought school shootings down to zero for more than an entire month.
Hey ya know what the good thing about schools shutting down is? We might hit a new record for longest time without a school shooting!
I just dont like school shooting jokes i dont know why.
Mabey its just because they're aimed at kids
What's the difference between a school shooting and a royal wedding? A royal wedding doesn't happen every week.
I recently Learned that it's politically incorrect to talk about taking part in a school shooting. Apparently the term 'School photos' is more acceptable.
social distancing is great, public school shootings are down 100% Unfortunately home school shootings are up 100%
"Have you heard that Jim died in a school shooting?"
"What? I thought he was home-schooled."
"His father shot him."
Why were the anti-vaxxers the only ones who survived the school shooting? Because they're well-practiced at avoiding shots.
Jokes about school shootings aren't funny. Seriously, my brother died in one. I even remember his last words. "You'll never take me alive, pigs!"
I never really understood jokes about school shootings I guess they're aimed at younger audiences
I was planning a school shooting, but had to cancel it because of the virus. Apparently filming school documentaries isn't "essential".
I told my dad about the school shooting today I don't know why he got so worked up over picture day.
What's the difference between school shootings and mass shootings? School shootings have more class.
There is one good thing about Covid We haven't heard about school shootings in US for three months if not more.
If you adults are so mature then stop making school shooting jokes.
They're directed at a younger audiance
(PLS don't get offended)
Why did the royal wedding get more publicity than the school shooting? The royal wedding doesn’t happen every week.
COVID 19 is saving many American school aged children's lives. Haven't had any school shootings due to schools are shut down.
Say what you want about America being on lockdown... but school shootings are practically zero.
If schools stay closed much longer I’m worried we’re going to start seeing homeschool shootings soon.
Who knew that all it took was one bat from China... ... to completely eradicate the USA's school shooting problem!
Coronavirus outbreak is actually good news for America. School shooting incidents decrease drammatically in 2020.
Bad news is that we are all gonna get stay at home orders But the good news is at least there won't be a school shooting for at least two weeks
Say what you will about this administration's delayed response to Covid10 ... but it sure has solved the problem of school shootings in the US.
So everyone's complaining about the effects of the Corona Virus, But I say we look at the Silver linings. School Shootings are at an all time low! Now I call that winning
You know I don’t really get school shooting jokes I guess they’re just aimed at a younger audience
Why do so many children die in school shootings ? Because they are not allowed to run in the hallway.
What do people get mad about school shooting jokes and school shooting victims have in common. They get triggered.
Golden Girls After yet another school shooting in America my daughter is still perplexed on the reason that everyone always mentions Betty White .
If Liberals weren't so pessimistic, they could see School Shootings for what they really are: Late-Term Abortions
Why do a lot of people not get school shooting jokes? Because they're aimed at a younger audience
The first question in my english exam was what sports is the most popular in America "School shooting" sadly didn't count.
I never understood school shooting jokes. I’m guessing they were aimed at a younger audience.
I feel guilty for having survived our school shooting. However, this is probably what's to be expected if the others have no guns.