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I never understood school shooting jokes I guess they're aimed at a younger audience...

What can the coronavirus do that the us government can't? Stop school shootings

What's the best part about summer in the U.S.? 3 months of no school shootings.

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After 23 school shootings in 2018 We did it. We finally banned straws.

Why would Donald Trump run into an active school shooting, even if unarmed? Because he knows one of his supporters would never shoot him

I never get any of the school shooting jokes they must be aimed at a younger audience

Cheap oil, no immigration and no school shootings. Corona did what Trump promised

I want to make a school shooting joke, but that might seem offensive. I think I should aim for a younger crowd.

What's the best part about having Memorial Day off? 3 straight days without a school shooting.

Say what you want about Trump... ...but he’s brought school shootings down to zero for more than an entire month.

I never understood school shooting jokes. I guess they are aimed at a younger audience.

Hey ya know what the good thing about schools shutting down is? We might hit a new record for longest time without a school shooting!

I don’t get school shooting jokes They must be aimed at a younger audience

School shooters I just dont like school shooting jokes i dont know why.

Mabey its just because they're aimed at kids

I never understood school shooting jokes I guess they are aimed at an younger audience

What's the best thing about summer in the U.S.? No school shootings for two months!

I love summers in America! We get 2 whole months without a school shooting!

Why do so many kids die in school shootings? They aren’t allowed to run in the hallways.

What's the difference between a school shooting and a royal wedding? A royal wedding doesn't happen every week.

I recently Learned that it's politically incorrect to talk about taking part in a school shooting. Apparently the term 'School photos' is more acceptable.

social distancing is great, public school shootings are down 100% Unfortunately home school shootings are up 100%

I don't understand school shooting jokes. I think they are aimed at a younger audience.

"Have you heard that Jim died in a school shooting?" "What? I thought he was home-schooled."

"His father shot him."

It's been a few weeks since the last school shooting. Oh, it's summer.

I never understood school shooting jokes I guess that they're aimed at a younger audience

What has gone down since carona virus has showed up? School Shootings

Why were the anti-vaxxers the only ones who survived the school shooting? Because they're well-practiced at avoiding shots.

Jokes about school shootings aren't funny. Seriously, my brother died in one. I even remember his last words. "You'll never take me alive, pigs!"

I never really understood jokes about school shootings I guess they're aimed at younger audiences

What’s the best part about summer in America? 3 months without a school shooting.

I was planning a school shooting, but had to cancel it because of the virus. Apparently filming school documentaries isn't "essential".

Do you know what drastically goes down during the summer? School shootings.

I told my dad about the school shooting today I don't know why he got so worked up over picture day.

Why are school shooting jokes so popular? Because they’re aimed at young people

What do you call a school shooting in a math class? Derive-by

What do you call it when someone shoots a group of fish in a barrel? A school shooting

Congratulations, America. Two months without a school shooting.

What's the difference between school shootings and mass shootings? School shootings have more class.

What is the best part about holidays in the USA? No school shootings

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There is one good thing about Covid We haven't heard about school shootings in US for three months if not more.

If you adults are so mature then stop making school shooting jokes. They're directed at a younger audiance

(PLS don't get offended)

Why did the royal wedding get more publicity than the school shooting? The royal wedding doesn’t happen every week.

COVID 19 is saving many American school aged children's lives. Haven't had any school shootings due to schools are shut down.

I'd make a school shooting joke but... ...most of them are already dead

What can COVID-19 do that the US government can't? Stop school shootings.

Why do adults hate school shooting jokes? They are aimed at a younger audience.

Say what you want about America being on lockdown... but school shootings are practically zero.

If schools stay closed much longer I’m worried we’re going to start seeing homeschool shootings soon.

Who knew that all it took was one bat from China... ... to completely eradicate the USA's school shooting problem!

Coronavirus outbreak is actually good news for America. School shooting incidents decrease drammatically in 2020.

Bad news is that we are all gonna get stay at home orders But the good news is at least there won't be a school shooting for at least two weeks

Say what you will about this administration's delayed response to Covid10 ... but it sure has solved the problem of school shootings in the US.

On the plus side to this whole pandemic I haven’t heard of any school shootings this year

So everyone's complaining about the effects of the Corona Virus, But I say we look at the Silver linings. School Shootings are at an all time low! Now I call that winning

How do you end school shootings? Release a virus.

You know I don’t really get school shooting jokes I guess they’re just aimed at a younger audience

Why do so many children die in school shootings ? Because they are not allowed to run in the hallway.

What do people get mad about school shooting jokes and school shooting victims have in common. They get triggered.

Golden Girls After yet another school shooting in America my daughter is still perplexed on the reason that everyone always mentions Betty White .

Congratulations America Zero school shootings so far this year.

Back in my day we didn’t call them school shootings We called them surprise hide and seek

I dont understand jokes about school shootings they must be aimed at a younger audience

How to stop school shootings. Ban schools

What does an anti vaxxer child say at a school shooting? "No shots for me, please."

If Liberals weren't so pessimistic, they could see School Shootings for what they really are: Late-Term Abortions

I don’t really understand school shooting jokes Guess they’re aimed at a younger audience

Why do a lot of people not get school shooting jokes? Because they're aimed at a younger audience

I never got school shooting jokes Maybe they're just aimed at younger audiences.

I never understood school shooting jokes. Guess they're aimed at a younger audience.

I don’t understand school shooting jokes. They must be aimed at a younger audience.

I never understood school shooting jokes I guess they are aimed at a younger audiance

The first question in my english exam was what sports is the most popular in America "School shooting" sadly didn't count.

I never understood school shooting jokes. I’m guessing they were aimed at a younger audience.

I feel guilty for having survived our school shooting. However, this is probably what's to be expected if the others have no guns.

Never understood the school shooting jokes I guess they're aimed at a younger audience

How do you create a school shooting at a black school? Call the cops.

I never understand school shooting jokes.. I guess they are aimed for the younger audience.

I never get the school shooting jokes. I guess they are aimed to younger au

I never understood school shooting jokes I guess they're aimed at a younger audience...

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A Bus Stop

On a bus stop in Washington DC, there were a cop, a nurse, a man in a suit, a philosopher and a priest. The cop spoke first:

Cop: ”Is this the right bus stop to Congress hill?”

Man in suit: ”yes”

Cop: ”Good. As it happens, there was this school shooting incident last week; I was first on site, I shot the gunman, and the Congress wants to hear exactly what happened”

Nurse: ”Me too! I was first responder as a paramedical nurse, and they asked me to tell my story, so they can understand the scale of human tragedy.”

Man in suit: ” I’m going there too, I’m a lawyer”

Nurse: ”Wow, are they finally planning to change the gun laws now, or what?”

Lawyer: ” Yes. So my employer, NRA sent me, and I took my friends professor Keller and Father Joseph along. Because this is not a time to discuss gun control, this is a time for thoughts and prayers.

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