School Shooting Jokes

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Funniest School Shooting Jokes

I never understood school shooting jokes I guess they're aimed at a younger audience...

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After 23 school shootings in 2018 We did it. We finally banned straws.

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Why would Donald Trump run into an active school shooting, even if unarmed? Because he knows one of his supporters would never shoot him

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I want to make a school shooting joke, but that might seem offensive. I think I should aim for a younger crowd.

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I never understood school shooting jokes. I guess they are aimed at a younger audience.

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I don’t get school shooting jokes They must be aimed at a younger audience

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I never understood school shooting jokes I guess they are aimed at an younger audience

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Why do so many kids die in school shootings? They aren’t allowed to run in the hallways.

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What's the difference between a school shooting and a royal wedding? A royal wedding doesn't happen every week.

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I recently Learned that it's politically incorrect to talk about taking part in a school shooting. Apparently the term 'School photos' is more acceptable.

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I don't understand school shooting jokes. I think they are aimed at a younger audience.

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It's been a few weeks since the last school shooting. Oh, it's summer.

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"Have you heard that Jim died in a school shooting?" "What? I thought he was home-schooled."

"His father shot him."

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Why were the anti-vaxxers the only ones who survived the school shooting? Because they're well-practiced at avoiding shots.

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I never understood school shooting jokes I guess that they're aimed at a younger audience

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What’s the best part about summer in America? 3 months without a school shooting.

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Jokes about school shootings aren't funny. Seriously, my brother died in one. I even remember his last words. "You'll never take me alive, pigs!"

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I never really understood jokes about school shootings I guess they're aimed at younger audiences

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I told my dad about the school shooting today I don't know why he got so worked up over picture day.

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What do you call it when someone shoots a group of fish in a barrel? A school shooting

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Why are school shooting jokes so popular? Because they’re aimed at young people

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What do you call a school shooting in a math class? Derive-by

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What is the best part about holidays in the USA? No school shootings

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I never understand school shooting jokes.. I guess they are aimed for the younger audience.

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School shooting rates in America have dropped by crazy amounts over the past 2 months The Summertime truly does bring miracles

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I never understood school shooting jokes I guess they're aimed at a younger audience...

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What's the difference between school shootings and mass shootings? School shootings have more class.

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I don’t really understand school shooting jokes Guess they’re aimed at a younger audience

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I never got school shooting jokes I guess they're aimed at a younger audience

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What's the best thing about summer in America? Three months without a school shooting.

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Why are there no school shootings in Afghanistan? America already bombed the schools.

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What does a homeschooler call a school shooting? Homicide.

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I never got school shooting jokes Maybe they're just aimed at younger audiences.

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Why were the group of fish afraid to play basketball? Because then there would be another school shooting.

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I never understood those school shooting jokes. They were probably aimed at a younger audience i guess.

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What do school shooting jokes and their victims have in common ? They never get old

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I don't get those school shooting jokes. They are probably aimed at a younger generation.

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How do you create a school shooting at a black school? Call the cops.

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I dont understand jokes about school shootings they must be aimed at a younger audience

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I never get the school shooting jokes. I guess they are aimed to younger au

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COVID 19 is saving many American school aged children's lives. Haven't had any school shootings due to schools are shut down.

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What can COVID-19 do that the US government can't? Stop school shootings.

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Bad news is that we are all gonna get stay at home orders But the good news is at least there won't be a school shooting for at least two weeks

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If Liberals weren't so pessimistic, they could see School Shootings for what they really are: Late-Term Abortions

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Why do a lot of people not get school shooting jokes? Because they're aimed at a younger audience

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I don’t understand school shooting jokes. They must be aimed at a younger audience.

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The first question in my english exam was what sports is the most popular in America "School shooting" sadly didn't count.

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Never understood the school shooting jokes I guess they're aimed at a younger audience

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I don't get school shooting jokes. I guess they're aimed at a younger audience.

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I'm never into school shooting jokes. They're always aimed at a younger audience

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How many friends would a US soilder have in his class if he never joined the army? None, his entire school was a school shooting victim except for him.

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Banning straws will actually help with school shootings. That way the potential shooters won't ever get down to their last straw.

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In high school they called me Mr. Oblivious. So when I noticed the new kid with his fancy gear walk in I called him "Mr.Big Shot". That compliment spared me from the school shooting

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You know the best part about summer time? No school shootings.

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Why do so many kids die in school shootings? They aren’t allowed to run in the hallway

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The only school shooting I do. Is heroin in math class.

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