Whats the difference between a zit and a priest? (My 17 year old camper just said this, made me cringe) A zit waits till you're a teenager to come on your face.
What do you call an army of toddlers?
Infant-ry.
*insert cringe here*
I cringe when teens brag about taking girls to pound town because adopting a puppy together is a huge responsibility.
My Russian friends cringe everytime I tell a joke... Because in Russia line punch you.
Knock knock- who’s there- Will- Will who?
Will you please unlock the door so I can get in?
For anybody unfortunate enough to read this, sorry for making you cringe.
[Cringe] Why did the farmer bandage the goat? Because it was "bleat"ing...
What direction was Kanye West facing when his dough was rising?
Yeast ;D
*cringe*
Cringe You know the person who invented knock-knock jokes, He got the Nobel prize
To make a better Internet, I compiled a list of scams and manipulation techniques in order to raise awareness in the most gullible users. Number 27 will make you cringe
Cringe Airlines
What happens when you combine Fox News, CNN, and a Fleshlight.
You get a plane
The right wing, the left wing, and the cockpit.
Two Puns
Man, I was going to eat a clock, but then I thought, that's to time consuming.
Man, I was ganna get a brain transplant, but I changed my mind.
You guys might aswell call me re"pun"sul. I'm way to punny.
(Sorry if I make you cringe)
what's it called when you remember your emo phase and cringe? PTxD
What do cringe teenagers use to cut down trees? A Saw Dude
Why should you never play poker in Africa?
Because there are so many cheetahs!
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^(Sorry I know this is super cringe)
(Cringe alert)How to swear in decent way? You mothertrucker son of the rich!
What do you call it when a Cat wins a Dogshow? Cat-has-trophy. Such punny. Much Cringe.
Why don't mountains get cold?
They wear snow caps. *cringe*
^Courtesy ^of ^Westjet's ^horrible ^phone ^line.
Cringe worthy joke
What do you call a Japanese woman who is the victim of domestic violence?
Bitch Tempura (She's lightly battered).
My best friend is a good drawer, but he's pretty shelf-ish *cringe*
Most disgraceful joke I want to hear jokes that make your stomach churn, cringe, the most racist/sexist joke, jokes about absolutely everything and anything. I want them bad
I caught a little boy in my class pass this note to his classmate today
"I124Q baby"
*cringe*
What do you call it when you look back on your emo phase and cringe? PTXD
What's it called when you look back on your emo phase and cringe? PTxD
Cringe Incoming
What do you call a smart cylinder?
A graduated cylinder 😜
What do you call a joke that is mean't to make someone cringe? A Pun-ishment