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Isn't it annoying when engineering students call themselves engineers? It's stupid. You don't hear medical students calling themselves doctors or arts students calling themselves baristas.

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As a german I have to ask: You know what really grinds my gears? Nothing. Our engineering is perfect.

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I hate it when engineering students refer to themselves as engineers... Like you don't see med students calling themselves doctors or arts students calling themselves unemployed.

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Do you know what really grinds my gears? Nothing. I'm German and my engineering is perfect.

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As a German, you know what really grinds my gears? Nothing. My engineering is perfect.

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I hate it when engineering students call themselves engineers... Like you don't see med students calling themselves doctors or arts students calling themselves unemployed.

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It annoys me that Engineering students call themselves engineers.. You don’t hear medical students calling themselves doctors, or art students calling themselves unemployed.

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As a German, you know what really grinds my gears? Nothing. Our engineering is flawless.

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What’s the engineering term for a one night stand? A nut and bolt.

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Don't you just hate it when med students call themselves doctors? I mean you don't see engineering students calling themselves engineers or arts students calling themselves baristas

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Whats the difference between engineering and religion? Engineering build planes and buildings. Religion brings them together.

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A science graduate asks the question why? A science graduate asks the question why?

An engineering graduate asks the question how?

An arts graduate asks, "Would you like fries with that?"

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Four Majors... The science major asks "Why does it work?"

The engineering major asks "How does it work?"

The business major asks "How much will it cost?"

The liberal arts major asks "Do you want fries with that?"

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Contrary to popular belief, in Engineering, you do meet tons of women... Just not very many

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There are tons of girls in my software engineering class... ...just not very many of them.

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As a German, you know what really grinds my gears? Nothing. Our engineering is perfect.

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Professor opened with this in first year engineering lecture: What do engineers use for birth control? Their personalities

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I hate it when I hate it when engineering students call themselves engineer.
I don't see medical students calling themselves doctor or history students calling themselves unemployed

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A person with a science degree asks "why does it work?" A person with an engineering degree asks: "how does it work?" A person with an accounting degree asks: "how much does it cost?" A person with an art degree asks: "do you want fries with that?"

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I'm upset. I'm two years into engineering school and... I haven't even started learning how to drive a train

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One More For All The Philosophy Majors Out There The Physics major asks: How does it work?

The Engineering major asks: How do you build it?

The Accounting major asks: How much will it cost?

The Philosophy major asks: Do you want fries with that?

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I hate when Engineering students call themselves Engineers Like Med students don't call themselves Doctors

And Art students don't call themselves Unemployed

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Why do so many Muslim students take Intro to Engineering? They heard it was a great place to find 72 virgins.

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Engineering students are always confused by women... ....why do the ones with the most streamlined bodies put up the most resistance?

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The problem majoring in Electrical Engineering... is keeping up with Current Events.

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My Indian engineering teacher told us this today Growing up in America, you've probably heard your parents say, "Eat your food, there are starving children in India." But I tell my children, "Do your math homework or an Indian child will eat your food."

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Isn't it annoying when engineering students call themselves engineers? You dont see medical students calling themselves doctors, or arts students calling themselves baristas

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What do you get when you cross a duck and a pig? A media circus that focuses on the morals and ethics of genetic engineering.

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My girlfriend wanted me to make her feel like she's the only girl in the world. So I signed her up for Electrical Engineering.

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As an American, you know what really grinds my gears? Not having German Engineering

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A science major says "What's it made of?" An engineering major says "How is it made?" An arts major says... "Would you like fries with that?"

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If you're wanting a guy in engineering the odds are good BUT... ... the goods are odd

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How come there was no damage the night the stars fell on Alabama? Because the state was moved aside. Haven't you heard of Mobile Alabama?

The people responsible for that feat of engineering later brought us Wheeling West Virginia.

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What did the art major say to the engineering major? Would you like fries with that, sir?

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Engineering Joke: What do you call a musical artist who screws up and fails due to stress? Thread Shearin’

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After 10 years struggling in Engineering School, my grandson told me he's going to quit. I said "Well, it's your life and your decision. I still believe some day I'll graduate."

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Ask a counseling student how to reduce stress, they'll discuss mindfulness, work-life balance, etc. Ask an engineering student, they'll ask back, "Normal or Shear?"

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An engineering dad joke I asked my dad if his old Engineering textbooks were complicated and he said, "No, they are simple. They just open and close."

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What did the engineering student eat for dessert? A Raspberry Pi

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What's the similarity between a dentist and an engineering graduate? Both hate plaques

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Reed Richards posses a mastery of mechanical, aerospace, electrical engineering, chemistry and biology But we all know why he's called Mr. Fantastick.

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It was very difficult to get my degree in civil engineering. But I built a bridge and got over it.

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