What happens when the thermometer breaks during your rectal examination? Mercury is in Uranus
What would be the first thing communists do if they ruled the solar system? Rename Uranus to Ouranus
During my check-up I asked my doctor, "Do you think I'll live a long and healthy live?"
He replied, "I doubt it. Mercury is in Uranus right now"
I said, "I don't believe in any of that astrology bullshit doc"
"Neither do I. My thermometer just broke"
If you shrunk the solar system down so that the sun was at the top of your head and the orbit of Pluto was at your feet, Uranus would be right about where you'd expect it to be.
If a rectal thermometer breaks in your butt There’s mercury in Uranus
My boyfriend asked me how many planets are in our solar system.
And I said. "Eight"
And he said, "Nope, only 7, after I destroy Uranus tonight."
Why did SpaceX go to Mars Becuase SpaceY already went to Uranus
I wish my name was Voyager 2... So I could have the first encounter with Uranus
What the the planet Jupiter say to Neptune? I can see Uranus from here.
Did you know that Earth can fit into Uranus 63 times? 64 if you relax enough.
Talking about planets with my nephew. He asked if you could Plow thru Uranus because it's all gas
The Earth may be flat But Uranus is round
Saturn and Neptune are the butt cheeks of the solar system Uranus is between them
What time of year is Mercury and Uranus closest together? Flu season
Nasa scientists became fed up of jokes on Uranus and decided to change it's name It's now called Urrectum
71% water + 29% land = Earth
100% land + 0% Chocolate = Mars
100% land + 0% Fertility = Venus
100% land and lava + 0% Freddy = Mercury
100% land + 0% Dog = Pluto
100% gas = Uranus
The person who discovered Uranus Went down in the anals of history
Why is Uranus classified as a planet and not as a Black Hole?
Why does Jupiter have farts? Because it’s a gas giant.
Joke from my dad Do a handstand and stare up at the night sky at 10:00 pm. When you do, call your parents and tell them to look outside. When they do, they will be able to see Uranus from where they stand
What is the core of Uranus called Urectum
BREAKING NEWS : URANUS IS NOT A PLANET ..... you're sitting on it.
Which fast food joint would you like to see in space? Personally, I'd love to see Five Guys on Uranus
Why should you Keep the earth clean? Because It’s not Uranus
What's the difference between SpaceX and SpaceY? One wants to go to Mars and the other wants Uranus
Giant methane storms on Uranus Ex-post from r/science
I saw Uranus from my dorm room last night... ...Next time close your Urcurtains.
Today is the anniversary of the discovery of Uranus! Hershel was actually looking for the clitoris but found Uranus instead.
NASA sends out a probe to Uranus Geeks around the world giggle.
NASA sends probe to Uranus people everywhere giggle
NASA sent a probe to all of the planets in our solar system, but quit after Uranus They found it to be a shithole.
What's the difference between Uranus and your butt? One is huge, round and surround by a cloud of smelly methane gas. The other one's a planet.
Why did the astronomer get arrested? He tried to look at Uranus with a telescope.
What does Uranus want the most? Venis
The Black Hole is getting too much attention... Uranus is missing out...
I can't believe it. You know how Pluto was found to be a dwarf planet? Well, another planet is actually an imposter. Uranus is a black hole.
Someone once said to me 'You know, Pluto is more interesting to me than Uranus ' I said 'Thanks. Can you please finish the prostate exam?'
Damn girl are you a planet? Because i can see Uranus through my binoculars at night.
What are the names of your favourite celestial bodies? Titan Uranus
I looked thru the telescope and saw Uranus Looks like a black hole to me.
I may not officially work at NASA... But that doesn’t mean I’m not on a mission to Uranus ?
I’m not sure why this new black hole image is such a big deal I’ve had a photo of Uranus for years!
Why do we measure the length between Neptune and Uranus? Because we want to see how far the brown line goes!
Why doesn't sound and a planet go well together? Because Uranus Hertz
Why is Uranus jealous of Jupiter? Because when it comes to moons- Jupiter has 69.
LPT - While stargazing on a romantic evening, never say this to your wife: Uranus is a gas giant.
If you're a planet
Then I'm NASA
Cause I'm coming for Uranus