White people don't shoot each other in the streets like black people do. We do it in schools, because we have class.
White people are always annoyed that only black people can say the n word, but white people have some phrases only they can say too Things like “Hi Dad!” and “Thanks for the warning, officer.”
White people don't shoot each other in the streets like black people do... We shoot each other in school because we have class
White people don't shoot each other in the streets like black people do... We shoot each other in schools, because we have class.
As a cop, I don't know how to deal with black people... But I guess I'll take a shot at it.
Is it all black people that have a problem with slavery? Or just mine ?
Black people are allowed to say the n-word while white people can't.
But white people can say things that black people can't. Like, "Thanks for the
warning officer," and "Hi dad."
Why are black people unable to get a PhD? Because they can't get past their masters
Why don't black people go on cruises? They aren't falling for that one again.
Why don't black people go on cruise ships? Because they're not falling for that one again.
Why don't you ever see black people on cruises? They'll never be tricked into that one again...
White people don't shoot each others on the streets like Black people do. They do it in schools, because they have class.
Black people sure love them some boom boxes.
I’m not racist,
That’s just their stereotype.
Why don't black people go on cruise ships? They're not falling for that again.
Why do black people always have nightmares? Because we shot the last one that had a dream.
Why don't black people dream? The last one who had a dream got shot.
Today I was walking past a car filled with black people and they locked the door when I got close. I felt like a badass until I realized that it was my car.
As a police officer, I don't know how to deal with black people... But I guess I'll take a shot at it.
If black people have the race card, women have the gender card, what do rednecks have? The Trump card.
I like my racist jokes like I like black people! I don't like black people.
In biology class my teacher asked "What is most commonly found in cells?" Apparently "black people" was not the right answer
Why are there no black people in the game Clue? Because then, it would be called Solved.
Why do few black people have a PhD? They have trouble getting past their masters.
How does every racist joke against black people start? Some guy looking around to see if there are any black people nearby.
Why don't black people go on cruises? They're not going to fall for that one again.
I've always stood up for black people.. It's not worth getting stabbed over a seat.
Why do black people only have nightmares?
Because we killed the one who had a dream.
Happy MLK day
How many black people does it take to start a riot? One less than before
Why can't black people get PhD's? Because they can't get past their Masters.
Why don't black people get on cruise ships? They're not falling for that again.
Why don't black people go on cruises? They already fell for that once.
5 black people walk into a restaurant... And the first one says, "Table for three please."
What does killing a black person and saying the n-word have in common? Black people do it all the time, but get mad when a white person does it.
What do tall people and black people have in common? They have no one to look up to.
In biology they ask us what we find in cells
Apparently black people wasn't the right answer.
I'll see myself out.
Why do black people like the NBA? It's the only sport where you can shoot, steal and run!
If you find black people jokes racist... lighten up.
White people don't shoot people in the streets like black people do... We do it schools, because we have class.
What do you call the secret Hispanic group that targets black people? Que Que Que.
As a cop, I don't see race That's why I keep arresting black people when the suspect is white.
Why doesn't santa give gifts to black people? Because jails haven't needed chimneys since the Holocaust.
i like black people like my cream whipped
What is black peoples favorite word? Monica
What are black peoples favorite word? Monica
Sorry if it offends anyone but my black friend told me this special one.
Why are black people so tall?
because their kneegrows
You might have heard that Mary K. gives their top sales people pink cars. But have you ever heard of the Mary KKK car? It's still pink but it has a white hood and runs over black people.
I don't look down on black people. They are usually much taller.
Black people say they own the N-word and white people cant say it, but whites created it Yet another example of theft committed by blacks
Black people shouldn’t be called people of color They should be called shady people
What's the difference between black people today and black people in the 1800s? While one is hanging out at the bar the other one is hanging
Why shouldn't you be racist towards black people? Because that's a hate crime, and crime is for black people
Why are black people so skilled at basketball? The main aspects are shooting and stealing.
How do Black people have big Dicks? Because as a kid they had no toys to play with.
Do all black people have a problem with slavery? Racial Or is it just mine
What can the police use to shock black people? Kindness
Please don't be racism, racism is a crime .. and crimes are for black people
Students think that my monochrome colorblind teacher can't be racist... But he's always saying that black people are more shady...
Why is there cotton in the top of medicine bottles? To remind black people that they were cotton pickers long before they were drug addicts.
[OC] What do you call some who loves black people ? Negrophilia
Why isn’t there any black peoples in the flin stones.... .....because there still monkeys
why do black people do robberys at night? so no one can see them.
My friend says I'm a racist... 100% not true. Hopefully racism will die out soon. Like black people
My biology teacher flunked me when she asked me what is commonly found in cells. Apparently, black people wasn't the answer she was looking for.
Black people play 2k, then go to them gym and start trying to be like Kobe. White people play Call of Duty, then go to school and try to go on a 25-kill streak.
What do people black people eat on Black Friday? Whatever they couldn't finish on Thanksgiving Thursday you racist
Hey guys, Racism is a crime But crime is only for black people
Evolution is clearly broken sinc black people haven't developed immunity against bullets
I'm white and I don't tell racist jokes because racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.
How do you keep black people from stealing things in your back yard?
You hang some in the front.
Relax It's dark humor
You should never be racist! racism is a crime And crime is for black people
I always high five black people Because I don't want to leave them hanging.
I'm done making racist jokes.. Because racism is a crime and crimes are for black people.
What holiday can white people celebrate, but not black people? Father's Day
Life is hard for kinky black people. Whites used to chain them up and whip them... For free. Now it costs $200 an hour.
What do you call a cop who doesn't shoot innocent black people?
2. Fired, retired or expired
What do you call an orgy with five black people? A threeway
what do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill?
What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down?
A mud slide.
What do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill?