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Funniest Black People Jokes
White people don't shoot each other in the streets like black people do. We do it in schools, because we have class.
White people are always annoyed that only black people can say the n word, but white people have some phrases only they can say too Things like “Hi Dad!” and “Thanks for the warning, officer.”
White people don't shoot each other in the streets like black people do... We shoot each other in school because we have class
White people don't shoot each other in the streets like black people do... We shoot each other in schools, because we have class.
As a cop, I don't know how to deal with black people... But I guess I'll take a shot at it.
Is it all black people that have a problem with slavery? Or just mine ?
Black people are allowed to say the n-word while white people can't.
But white people can say things that black people can't. Like, "Thanks for the
warning officer," and "Hi dad."
Why are black people unable to get a PhD? Because they can't get past their masters
Why don't black people go on cruises? They aren't falling for that one again.
Why don't black people go on cruise ships? Because they're not falling for that one again.
Why don't you ever see black people on cruises? They'll never be tricked into that one again...
White people don't shoot each others on the streets like Black people do. They do it in schools, because they have class.
Black people sure love them some boom boxes.
I’m not racist,
That’s just their stereotype.
Why don't black people go on cruise ships? They're not falling for that again.
Why do black people always have nightmares? Because we shot the last one that had a dream.
Why don't black people dream? The last one who had a dream got shot.
Today I was walking past a car filled with black people and they locked the door when I got close. I felt like a badass until I realized that it was my car.
As a police officer, I don't know how to deal with black people... But I guess I'll take a shot at it.
If black people have the race card, women have the gender card, what do rednecks have? The Trump card.
I like my racist jokes like I like black people! I don't like black people.
In biology class my teacher asked "What is most commonly found in cells?" Apparently "black people" was not the right answer
Why are there no black people in the game Clue? Because then, it would be called Solved.
Why do few black people have a PhD? They have trouble getting past their masters.
How does every racist joke against black people start? Some guy looking around to see if there are any black people nearby.
Why don't black people go on cruises? They're not going to fall for that one again.
I've always stood up for black people.. It's not worth getting stabbed over a seat.
Why do black people only have nightmares?
Because we killed the one who had a dream.
Happy MLK day
How many black people does it take to start a riot? One less than before
Why can't black people get PhD's? Because they can't get past their Masters.
Why don't black people get on cruise ships? They're not falling for that again.
Why don't black people go on cruises? They already fell for that once.
5 black people walk into a restaurant... And the first one says, "Table for three please."
What does killing a black person and saying the n-word have in common? Black people do it all the time, but get mad when a white person does it.
What do tall people and black people have in common? They have no one to look up to.
In biology they ask us what we find in cells
Apparently black people wasn't the right answer.
I'll see myself out.
Why do black people like the NBA? It's the only sport where you can shoot, steal and run!
If you find black people jokes racist... lighten up.
White people don't shoot people in the streets like black people do... We do it schools, because we have class.
What do you call the secret Hispanic group that targets black people? Que Que Que.