Hilarious Black People Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

Funniest Black People Jokes

White people don't shoot each other in the streets like black people do. We do it in schools, because we have class.

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White people are always annoyed that only black people can say the n word, but white people have some phrases only they can say too Things like “Hi Dad!” and “Thanks for the warning, officer.”

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White people don't shoot each other in the streets like black people do... We shoot each other in school because we have class

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I don't understand why everyone thinks the KKK are racist. Every week at our meetings there's always tons of black people hanging around.

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If I got $1 every time somebody called me a racist black people would rob me

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White people don't shoot each other in the streets like black people do... We shoot each other in schools, because we have class.

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As a cop, I don't know how to deal with black people... But I guess I'll take a shot at it.

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Is it all black people that have a problem with slavery? Or just mine ?

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Everyone keeps downvoting my racist jokes. It's like a load of black people have suddenly gotten laptops or something.

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I was walking by a car filled with black people... ..and they locked the door when i came near, I felt like a bad ass

then i realised that it was my car

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How many black people does it take to start a riot? -1

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Black people are allowed to say the n-word while white people can't. But white people can say things that black people can't. Like, "Thanks for the
warning officer," and "Hi dad."

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Why are black people unable to get a PhD? Because they can't get past their masters

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Want to hear a racist joke? Just kidding, i'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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Why don't black people go on cruises? They aren't falling for that one again.

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Why don't black people go on cruise ships? Because they're not falling for that one again.

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Why don't you ever see black people on cruises? They'll never be tricked into that one again...

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White people don't shoot each others on the streets like Black people do. They do it in schools, because they have class.

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Black people sure love them some boom boxes. I’m not racist,

That’s just their stereotype.

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What we can say Black people are allowed to say the n-word while white people can't.

But white people can say things that black people can't. Like "thanks for the warning officer" and "hi dad"

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If I got a dollar every time somebody called me a racist Black people would rob me

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Why did Beyoncé sing "to the left, to the left"? Because black people don't have rights.

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Why don't black people go on cruise ships? They're not falling for that again.

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Why do black people always have nightmares? Because we shot the last one that had a dream.

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Why don't black people dream? The last one who had a dream got shot.

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So they say a Harriet Tubman's face is going on the $20 bill. Excellent, I can't wait to start using black people as currency again.

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Today I was walking past a car filled with black people and they locked the door when I got close. I felt like a badass until I realized that it was my car.

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As a police officer, I don't know how to deal with black people... But I guess I'll take a shot at it.

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If black people have the race card, women have the gender card, what do rednecks have? The Trump card.

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I like my racist jokes like I like black people! I don't like black people.

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If I had a dollar for every time someone called me racist Black people would rob me

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I failed a biology test today, they had asked me what was commonly found in cells Apparently black people was not the answer.

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In biology class my teacher asked "What is most commonly found in cells?" Apparently "black people" was not the right answer

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Why are there no black people in the game Clue? Because then, it would be called Solved.

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I missed a question on my biology exam today. The question was "what are commonly found in cells?" I guess "black people" wasn't the right answer.

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Why do few black people have a PhD? They have trouble getting past their masters.

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If I had a dollar for every time I said something racist A lot more black people would try to rob me

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How does every racist joke against black people start? Some guy looking around to see if there are any black people nearby.

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Why don't black people go on cruises? They're not going to fall for that one again.

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I've always stood up for black people.. It's not worth getting stabbed over a seat.

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New Black People Jokes

Why won't black people board cruise ships? We're not falling for that bullshit again.

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Sony created two new stereos. One has good bass for black people to listen to rap music. The other has good treble for white people to listen to country.

Those are two stereo types.

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I just don't understand why black people don't like the police They have tons of great songs and Sting is a great singer

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The fastest black people in my city and the local police department decided to compete against each other in a race The cops beat them.

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Good news! The Americans have found a cure for the coronavirus! Bad news: it only works on black people, and it's also the same treatment as North Korea's.

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You may call me a racist. But I won't tell black people jokes.

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As a cop, I don't see race That's why I keep arresting black people when the suspect is white.

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Why did some White people back then hate Black people? Because they’re pale in comparison

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I've been expelled from school for calling out a class mate who was joking about black people. Apparently, I shouldn't have called him a speciest.

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Why don’t black people ever go on cruises? They’re not falling for that one again.

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Why can’t black people get a PhD? Because they can’t get past their Masters

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Why don’t black people go on cruises? They’re not falling for that one again.

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NASA. Just heard NASA is looking for people from diverse backgrounds. Yea, good luck getting black people on a ship to a new world

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Why do black people only have nightmares? Cuz the last one to have a dream got shot

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Why can't black people travel to the past? Because when you go back, you never go black

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What does the KKK and Nike's shoes have in common? They both make black people run faster

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Why aren't there any black people in the game Clue? Well, because then it would be called Solved.

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Despite black people making up only 13% of the population, they make up 50% of... Captain Americas ^in ^the ^mcu

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Why doesn't santa give gifts to black people? Because jails haven't needed chimneys since the Holocaust.

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20 black people, 13 Jewish people, 18 Chinese people, 10 Russians and 26 white people are in a bar... It's crowded.

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Why don't black people have dreams? Because the last one that did got shot

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i like black people like my cream whipped

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Racist or not? Weather it's fashion, music or sports, black people have always been at the forefront of trend setting. They were even sitting at the back of the bus before it was cool.

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You may call me a racist, but I won't tell jokes about black people.

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Why don't black people sleep? The last one to have a dream got shot.

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T a l l Why are black people so tall?

Because their knee grows.

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If I had a dollar for every time someone called me a racist... black people would rob me.

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If you find black people jokes racist... lighten up.

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Sorry if it offends anyone but my black friend told me this special one. Why are black people so tall?

because their kneegrows

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Why are black people always calling each other Monica? Seriously, I'd like to know.

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws because they're dangerous

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I hate bigots... Almost as much as I hate black people.

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Stereotypes aren't true. Unless they are verified through Sociology...

...which is a statistical social science that counts how what percentage of black people don't tip.

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Why do you never see black people on cruises? They’re not falling for that one again

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What is the similarity between Nike and the KKK They both make black people run faster

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Why don't black people take free cruises? Cause they aren't falling for that one again

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Do all black people hate slavery? Or is it just mine

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I don't look down on black people. They are usually much taller.

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Why do black people wear hoodies more than white people? Black people wear them outdoors, on the streets while white people wear them indoors at their weekly meetings.

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I really hate black people suffering from racism. They're beautiful people and don't deserve to be hated for the colour of their skin.

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What does killing a black person and saying the n-word have in common? Black people do it all the time, but get mad when a white person does it.

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“Hello there, I'm a racist!” “That's horrible. Why would you even admit something like that?”

“Haha, No I'm racist, as in I love running and racing people.”

“Oooh, haha.”

“Not black people though, they can all run faster.”

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The kkk isn't really that racist I went to a meeting and there were a lot of black people hanging around

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Black people say they own the N-word and white people cant say it, but whites created it Yet another example of theft committed by blacks

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2 men just bought the Milwaukee Bucks for 550 million dollars. They were really excited about their purchase... As this is the only legal way to own black people

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Why do black people eat chicken? Because it tastes good.

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Black people shouldn’t be called people of color They should be called shady people

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Why are black people fast runners? Because the slow ones are in jail.

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What's the difference between black people today and black people in the 1800s? While one is hanging out at the bar the other one is hanging

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Why shouldn't you be racist towards black people? Because that's a hate crime, and crime is for black people

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Why do black people only have nightmares The last one to have a dream got shot
(i am not a racist i just found this funny)

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Life is like a box of chocolates black people

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What do you call white people running down the side of a mountain? An avalanche.

What do you call black people running down the side of a mountain?

A mudslide.

What do you call Mexicans running down the side of a mountain?

Jail break.

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Why are black people so skilled at basketball? The main aspects are shooting and stealing.

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List There are three things I hate most in this world.
1. Racism
2. Black people
3. Irony

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How do Black people have big Dicks? Because as a kid they had no toys to play with.

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I heard that the Sting concert in downtown Chicago didn't sell many tickets I guess black people don't like The Police

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Do all black people have a problem with slavery? Racial Or is it just mine

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What can the police use to shock black people? Kindness

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Please don't be racism, racism is a crime .. and crimes are for black people

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It's a good thing Hitler didn't kill more black people. Because I'd feel awful every time I said Iwanted to bake brownies.

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