Hilarious Black People Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

Funniest Black People Jokes

White people don't shoot each other in the streets like black people do. We do it in schools, because we have class.

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White people are always annoyed that only black people can say the n word, but white people have some phrases only they can say too Things like “Hi Dad!” and “Thanks for the warning, officer.”

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White people don't shoot each other in the streets like black people do... We shoot each other in school because we have class

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White people don't shoot each other in the streets like black people do... We shoot each other in schools, because we have class.

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As a cop, I don't know how to deal with black people... But I guess I'll take a shot at it.

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Is it all black people that have a problem with slavery? Or just mine ?

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Black people are allowed to say the n-word while white people can't. But white people can say things that black people can't. Like, "Thanks for the
warning officer," and "Hi dad."

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Why are black people unable to get a PhD? Because they can't get past their masters

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Why don't black people go on cruises? They aren't falling for that one again.

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Why don't black people go on cruise ships? Because they're not falling for that one again.

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Why don't you ever see black people on cruises? They'll never be tricked into that one again...

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White people don't shoot each others on the streets like Black people do. They do it in schools, because they have class.

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Black people sure love them some boom boxes. I’m not racist,

That’s just their stereotype.

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Why don't black people go on cruise ships? They're not falling for that again.

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Why do black people always have nightmares? Because we shot the last one that had a dream.

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Why don't black people dream? The last one who had a dream got shot.

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Today I was walking past a car filled with black people and they locked the door when I got close. I felt like a badass until I realized that it was my car.

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As a police officer, I don't know how to deal with black people... But I guess I'll take a shot at it.

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If black people have the race card, women have the gender card, what do rednecks have? The Trump card.

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I like my racist jokes like I like black people! I don't like black people.

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Why are there no black people in the game Clue? Because then, it would be called Solved.

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Why do few black people have a PhD? They have trouble getting past their masters.

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How does every racist joke against black people start? Some guy looking around to see if there are any black people nearby.

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Why don't black people go on cruises? They're not going to fall for that one again.

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I've always stood up for black people.. It's not worth getting stabbed over a seat.

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Why do black people only have nightmares? Because we killed the one who had a dream.
Happy MLK day

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How many black people does it take to start a riot? One less than before

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Why can't black people get PhD's? Because they can't get past their Masters.

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Why don't black people get on cruise ships? They're not falling for that again.

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White people don’t shoot each other in the streets like black people do. We do it in schools, because we have class.

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Black people shoot each other in the streets White people shoot each other in school, because we got class

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I'm not racist. I always stand up for black people. It's not worth getting stabbed over a seat.

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5 black people walk into a restaurant... And the first one says, "Table for three please."

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I like racists jokes the same way that I like black people I don't like racists jokes.

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What do you call racist jokes that are made about black people? Dark humor

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What do you call a food that turns black people on? An *afro*-disiac.

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Whats a word that white people can call white people but black people cannot call black people? Dad.

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How many black people does it take to start a riot? Negative 1

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Black people making fun of Confederates for losing the war... Like they were doing any better at the time.

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New Black People Jokes

Why doesn't santa give gifts to black people? Because jails haven't needed chimneys since the Holocaust.

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i like black people like my cream whipped

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What are black peoples favorite word? Monica

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If you find black people jokes racist... lighten up.

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Do all black people hate slavery? Or is it just mine

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Black people say they own the N-word and white people cant say it, but whites created it Yet another example of theft committed by blacks

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Black people shouldn’t be called people of color They should be called shady people

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What's the difference between black people today and black people in the 1800s? While one is hanging out at the bar the other one is hanging

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Why shouldn't you be racist towards black people? Because that's a hate crime, and crime is for black people

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Why are black people so skilled at basketball? The main aspects are shooting and stealing.

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Do all black people have a problem with slavery? Racial Or is it just mine

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What can the police use to shock black people? Kindness

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What do you call the secret Hispanic group that targets black people? Que Que Que.

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If black people play the race card, and if women play the gender card, what card does America play? The Trump card.

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Are all black people against slavery? or just mine?

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White people don't shoot people in the streets like black people do... We do it schools, because we have class.

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Why do you never see a black people on a cruise? They aint falling for that one again.

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The cop who said "We only kill Black people" said he was joking "Mexicans are fair game too."

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Black people and Mexican people are so similar... Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal.

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Whats the difference between terrorists and black people? Cops try talk to terrorists before shooting them.

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Why can't black people get their PhDs? They can't get past their masters.

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Now I know why black people are so good at basketball It's because theyre so used to putting their hands up in defense.

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Black people are great! I don't care what the racists say! I think everybody should have one!

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Making fun of black people for laughs... Is serious dark humour.

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What is the only right black people have? To remain silent

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Why are black peoples hands and feet white? Because those parts are meant for workin'

PS: Racism is wrong.

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Why don't black people get 'Knock Knock' jokes? Because SWAT teams don't knock.

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Why do black people run away from prison? Because it has the word son in it

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White people didn't shoot people in the streets like black people do... We do it in school, cause we got class.

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You know, black people are nothing like iPhones: Only one gets jail broken

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Who has freed more black people than Abraham Lincoln? Maury

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You know, I've always stood up for black people... It's not really worth getting stabbed over a seat.

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Why are black peoples unable to get a PhD? Because they are unable to get past their masters.

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Why don't black people go on cruises? They already fell for that trick once.

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Black people are really fast... It's a race thing.

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Ever hear that black people have a speech impediment? Not true, its just a myff.

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Republicans love black people! They send millions of them to a place where they get a free room, free rent and a gym membership

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What are the two biggest differences between black people and white people? Black people have more trouble getting their DRV of vitamin D and white people are quicker to sunburn. What were you thinking?

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Why do black people only have nightmares? We shot the only one with a dream.

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What's the difference between black people amd snow tires? Snow tires don't sing when you put chains on them.

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I don't get it, why do black people always call each other that? I highly doubt that ALL of their names are Monica...

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What do people black people eat on Black Friday? Whatever they couldn't finish on Thanksgiving Thursday you racist

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Why don’t you see any slow black people? All the slow ones are in prison.

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Why do black people from west Africa never go on cruises? They're not falling for that again.

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I wanted to make a joke about black people dads But I don't know any.

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I wanted to make a joke about black people but it's not gonna work

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why did so many black people die in the Vietnam war? every time the sergeant shouted GET DOWN! they all started dancing

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Why are black people good at basketball? Because they can run, shoot and steal at the same time.

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Why are black people so fast? Because all the slow ones are in prison

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Why don't black people dream? Because the last black person who had a dream got shot.

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If you thought black people were mad about the Oscars... wait until the nominations come out for the World's Greatest Dad Award.

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Why black people are so good with basketball? They can shoot and steal without being arrested.

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Its terrible how so few black people get nominated for an Oscar It's so sad they're not as talented as white people.

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Why are all black people scared of sleeping? 'Cause one had a dream, and he died.

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What do tall people and black people have in common? They have no one to look up to.

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Why are black people afraid of high fives? They don't want to be left hanging

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What do black people and bikes have in common? They stop working when you take the chains off

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I have always stood up for black people. It's not worth getting stabbed for a seat

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Why do you never see black people on cruise ships? Because they won't fall for the same trick twice

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Why are black people so good at hide and seek? Years of practice.

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