Hilarious Black People Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

Funniest Black People Jokes

White people don't shoot each other in the streets like black people do. We do it in schools, because we have class.

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White people are always annoyed that only black people can say the n word, but white people have some phrases only they can say too Things like “Hi Dad!” and “Thanks for the warning, officer.”

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White people don't shoot each other in the streets like black people do... We shoot each other in school because we have class

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White people don't shoot each other in the streets like black people do... We shoot each other in schools, because we have class.

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As a cop, I don't know how to deal with black people... But I guess I'll take a shot at it.

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Is it all black people that have a problem with slavery? Or just mine ?

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Black people are allowed to say the n-word while white people can't. But white people can say things that black people can't. Like, "Thanks for the
warning officer," and "Hi dad."

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Why are black people unable to get a PhD? Because they can't get past their masters

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Why don't black people go on cruises? They aren't falling for that one again.

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Why don't black people go on cruise ships? Because they're not falling for that one again.

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Why don't you ever see black people on cruises? They'll never be tricked into that one again...

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White people don't shoot each others on the streets like Black people do. They do it in schools, because they have class.

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Black people sure love them some boom boxes. I’m not racist,

That’s just their stereotype.

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Why don't black people go on cruise ships? They're not falling for that again.

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Why do black people always have nightmares? Because we shot the last one that had a dream.

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Why don't black people dream? The last one who had a dream got shot.

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Today I was walking past a car filled with black people and they locked the door when I got close. I felt like a badass until I realized that it was my car.

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As a police officer, I don't know how to deal with black people... But I guess I'll take a shot at it.

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If black people have the race card, women have the gender card, what do rednecks have? The Trump card.

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I like my racist jokes like I like black people! I don't like black people.

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In biology class my teacher asked "What is most commonly found in cells?" Apparently "black people" was not the right answer

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Why are there no black people in the game Clue? Because then, it would be called Solved.

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I missed a question on my biology exam today. The question was "what are commonly found in cells?" I guess "black people" wasn't the right answer.

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Why do few black people have a PhD? They have trouble getting past their masters.

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How does every racist joke against black people start? Some guy looking around to see if there are any black people nearby.

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Why don't black people go on cruises? They're not going to fall for that one again.

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I've always stood up for black people.. It's not worth getting stabbed over a seat.

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Why do black people only have nightmares? Because we killed the one who had a dream.
Happy MLK day

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How many black people does it take to start a riot? One less than before

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Why can't black people get PhD's? Because they can't get past their Masters.

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Why don't black people get on cruise ships? They're not falling for that again.

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I'm not racist. I always stand up for black people. It's not worth getting stabbed over a seat.

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5 black people walk into a restaurant... And the first one says, "Table for three please."

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What does killing a black person and saying the n-word have in common? Black people do it all the time, but get mad when a white person does it.

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What do you call a food that turns black people on? An *afro*-disiac.

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What do tall people and black people have in common? They have no one to look up to.

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Why did all the Black people move to Detroit? Because they heard there were no jobs there.

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I have always stood up for black people. It's not worth getting stabbed for a seat

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Why do black people like the NBA? It's the only sport where you can shoot, steal and run!

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New Black People Jokes

As a cop, I don't see race That's why I keep arresting black people when the suspect is white.

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Why doesn't santa give gifts to black people? Because jails haven't needed chimneys since the Holocaust.

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i like black people like my cream whipped

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What is black peoples favorite word? Monica

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What are black peoples favorite word? Monica

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If you find black people jokes racist... lighten up.

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Sorry if it offends anyone but my black friend told me this special one. Why are black people so tall?

because their kneegrows

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You might have heard that Mary K. gives their top sales people pink cars. But have you ever heard of the Mary KKK car? It's still pink but it has a white hood and runs over black people.

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Black people say they own the N-word and white people cant say it, but whites created it Yet another example of theft committed by blacks

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Black people shouldn’t be called people of color They should be called shady people

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What's the difference between black people today and black people in the 1800s? While one is hanging out at the bar the other one is hanging

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Why shouldn't you be racist towards black people? Because that's a hate crime, and crime is for black people

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Why are black people so skilled at basketball? The main aspects are shooting and stealing.

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Do all black people have a problem with slavery? Racial Or is it just mine

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What can the police use to shock black people? Kindness

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Please don't be racism, racism is a crime .. and crimes are for black people

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What do you call the secret Hispanic group that targets black people? Que Que Que.

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Students think that my monochrome colorblind teacher can't be racist... But he's always saying that black people are more shady...

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Why is there cotton in the top of medicine bottles? To remind black people that they were cotton pickers long before they were drug addicts.

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[OC] What do you call some who loves black people ? Negrophilia

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Why isn’t there any black peoples in the flin stones.... .....because there still monkeys

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why do black people do robberys at night? so no one can see them.

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If black people play the race card, and if women play the gender card, what card does America play? The Trump card.

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Are all black people against slavery? or just mine?

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White people don't shoot people in the streets like black people do... We do it schools, because we have class.

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Black people and Mexican people are so similar... Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal.

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What are the two biggest differences between black people and white people? Black people have more trouble getting their DRV of vitamin D and white people are quicker to sunburn. What were you thinking?

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My biology teacher flunked me when she asked me what is commonly found in cells. Apparently, black people wasn't the answer she was looking for.

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What do people black people eat on Black Friday? Whatever they couldn't finish on Thanksgiving Thursday you racist

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How do you keep black people from stealing things in your back yard? You hang some in the front.

Relax It's dark humor

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You should never be racist! racism is a crime And crime is for black people

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I always high five black people Because I don't want to leave them hanging.

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What holiday can white people celebrate, but not black people? Father's Day

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