Hilarious Black People Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

Funniest Black People Jokes

White people don't shoot each other in the streets like black people do. We do it in schools, because we have class.

White people are always annoyed that only black people can say the n word, but white people have some phrases only they can say too Things like “Hi Dad!” and “Thanks for the warning, officer.”

White people don't shoot each other in the streets like black people do... We shoot each other in school because we have class

I don't understand why everyone thinks the KKK are racist. Every week at our meetings there's always tons of black people hanging around.

If I got $1 every time somebody called me a racist black people would rob me

White people don't shoot each other in the streets like black people do... We shoot each other in schools, because we have class.

As a cop, I don't know how to deal with black people... But I guess I'll take a shot at it.

Is it all black people that have a problem with slavery? Or just mine ?

Everyone keeps downvoting my racist jokes. It's like a load of black people have suddenly gotten laptops or something.

I was walking by a car filled with black people... ..and they locked the door when i came near, I felt like a bad ass

then i realised that it was my car

How many black people does it take to start a riot? -1

Black people are allowed to say the n-word while white people can't. But white people can say things that black people can't. Like, "Thanks for the
warning officer," and "Hi dad."

Why are black people unable to get a PhD? Because they can't get past their masters

Want to hear a racist joke? Just kidding, i'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

Why don't black people go on cruises? They aren't falling for that one again.

Why don't black people go on cruise ships? Because they're not falling for that one again.

Why don't you ever see black people on cruises? They'll never be tricked into that one again...

White people don't shoot each others on the streets like Black people do. They do it in schools, because they have class.

Black people sure love them some boom boxes. I’m not racist,

That’s just their stereotype.

What we can say Black people are allowed to say the n-word while white people can't.

But white people can say things that black people can't. Like "thanks for the warning officer" and "hi dad"

If I got a dollar every time somebody called me a racist Black people would rob me

Why did Beyoncé sing "to the left, to the left"? Because black people don't have rights.

Why don't black people go on cruise ships? They're not falling for that again.

Why do black people always have nightmares? Because we shot the last one that had a dream.

Why don't black people dream? The last one who had a dream got shot.

So they say a Harriet Tubman's face is going on the $20 bill. Excellent, I can't wait to start using black people as currency again.

Today I was walking past a car filled with black people and they locked the door when I got close. I felt like a badass until I realized that it was my car.

As a police officer, I don't know how to deal with black people... But I guess I'll take a shot at it.

If black people have the race card, women have the gender card, what do rednecks have? The Trump card.

I like my racist jokes like I like black people! I don't like black people.

If I had a dollar for every time someone called me racist Black people would rob me

I failed a biology test today, they had asked me what was commonly found in cells Apparently black people was not the answer.

In biology class my teacher asked "What is most commonly found in cells?" Apparently "black people" was not the right answer

Why are there no black people in the game Clue? Because then, it would be called Solved.

I missed a question on my biology exam today. The question was "what are commonly found in cells?" I guess "black people" wasn't the right answer.

Why do few black people have a PhD? They have trouble getting past their masters.

If I had a dollar for every time I said something racist A lot more black people would try to rob me

How does every racist joke against black people start? Some guy looking around to see if there are any black people nearby.

Why don't black people go on cruises? They're not going to fall for that one again.

New Black People Jokes

Why don’t black people go on cruises? They’re not falling for that one again.

NASA. Just heard NASA is looking for people from diverse backgrounds. Yea, good luck getting black people on a ship to a new world

Why do black people only have nightmares? Cuz the last one to have a dream got shot

What does the KKK and Nike's shoes have in common? They both make black people run faster

Despite black people making up only 13% of the population, they make up 50% of... Captain Americas ^in ^the ^mcu

Why doesn't santa give gifts to black people? Because jails haven't needed chimneys since the Holocaust.

20 black people, 13 Jewish people, 18 Chinese people, 10 Russians and 26 white people are in a bar... It's crowded.

Why don't black people have dreams? Because the last one that did got shot

Racist or not? Weather it's fashion, music or sports, black people have always been at the forefront of trend setting. They were even sitting at the back of the bus before it was cool.

You may call me a racist, but I won't tell jokes about black people.

Why don't black people sleep? The last one to have a dream got shot.

T a l l Why are black people so tall?

Because their knee grows.

If I had a dollar for every time someone called me a racist... black people would rob me.

If you find black people jokes racist... lighten up.

Sorry if it offends anyone but my black friend told me this special one. Why are black people so tall?

because their kneegrows

Why are black people always calling each other Monica? Seriously, I'd like to know.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws because they're dangerous

I hate bigots... Almost as much as I hate black people.

Stereotypes aren't true. Unless they are verified through Sociology...

...which is a statistical social science that counts how what percentage of black people don't tip.

Why do you never see black people on cruises? They’re not falling for that one again

What is the similarity between Nike and the KKK They both make black people run faster

Why don't black people take free cruises? Cause they aren't falling for that one again

Do all black people hate slavery? Or is it just mine

I don't look down on black people. They are usually much taller.

Why do black people wear hoodies more than white people? Black people wear them outdoors, on the streets while white people wear them indoors at their weekly meetings.

I really hate black people suffering from racism. They're beautiful people and don't deserve to be hated for the colour of their skin.

What does killing a black person and saying the n-word have in common? Black people do it all the time, but get mad when a white person does it.

“Hello there, I'm a racist!” “That's horrible. Why would you even admit something like that?”

“Haha, No I'm racist, as in I love running and racing people.”

“Oooh, haha.”

“Not black people though, they can all run faster.”

The kkk isn't really that racist I went to a meeting and there were a lot of black people hanging around

Black people say they own the N-word and white people cant say it, but whites created it Yet another example of theft committed by blacks

Why do black people eat chicken? Because it tastes good.

Black people shouldn’t be called people of color They should be called shady people

Why are black people fast runners? Because the slow ones are in jail.

What's the difference between black people today and black people in the 1800s? While one is hanging out at the bar the other one is hanging

Why shouldn't you be racist towards black people? Because that's a hate crime, and crime is for black people

Why do black people only have nightmares The last one to have a dream got shot
(i am not a racist i just found this funny)

Life is like a box of chocolates black people

List There are three things I hate most in this world.
1. Racism
2. Black people
3. Irony

How do Black people have big Dicks? Because as a kid they had no toys to play with.

I heard that the Sting concert in downtown Chicago didn't sell many tickets I guess black people don't like The Police

A black man and a white man walk into a bakery

The black man immediately steals three pastries and puts them in his pocket.

He says to the white, "See how good I am? The owner didn't see a thing." The white man says to the black man, "That's typical of you black people. I am going to show you an honest way to get the same result."

He goes to the owner of the bakery and says, "Give me a pastry and I will show you a magic trick."
Intrigued, the owner accepts and gives him a pastry. The white man swallows it and asks for another one. The owner gives him another one. Then the white man swallows that one and asks for a third pastry and eats that, too.

The owner is starting to wonder where the magic trick is and asks, "So what did you do with the pastries?"

The white man replies, "Look in the black mans back pocket....."

EDIT: I forgot that you don't get karma for jokes, :(

An American spy is in Soviet Russia, digging up information on a powerful Russian politician. He finds him in a bar, walks in dressed in Russian attire, pretending to be Russian. Everybody in the bar looks at him, but he keeps his cool. He orders a drink and walks to the politician...

"Greetings, comrade." says the spy, but before he could finish his sentence, the Russian says, "I think you are American spy."

The spy is alarmed, but being a skilled, trained, spy, he says, "That is not true! I am the proudest Soviet there is! I can sing the anthem more beautifully than any other man in the country!"

He then proceeds to sing the Soviet anthem, so melodically and beautifully, that everybody in the bar cheers.

"Very good, very good!" says the politician. "But I still think you are spy."

The man continues to keep his cool.

"I am a historian! I can tell you everything about this glorious country!".

He then spends about two hours recounting the Revolution, the Great Patriotic War, about how superior to the Russia is in terms of technology compared to America and makes a great argument about how communism is beneficial to society.

"Amazing! You are skilled!" says the politician.

The spy smirks.

"But I still think you American spy."

The spy is getting frustrated, but still unfazed.

He replies, "I am good drinker, a true Russian! Let us drink, and see who can come out top!"

The bar turns its attention to the politician and the spy, who are now in a drinking contest.

The bartender serves drink after drink of vodka.

After about an hour of drinking, the politician nearly passes out, unable to hold as much liquor as the spy, to a resounding cheer amongst the bar.

In the midst of the cheering, the Russian politician gets up, smiling, and in a slurred speech, repeats, "You are good, you are good... but I still think you are spy."

The American spy, piss drunk, loses his skill and gives up.

"Okay, you got me. I am an American. But what made you think that way, after all this time?"

The Russian politician replies, "There aren't many black people in Russia."

A mother baking in Somalia

One day a mother was baking bread in Somalia, when her son thought it would be awesome to play white. So he threw flour all over him and said "Mommy, look! I'm white".

His mother slapped him instantly and said "Go to your father and show him what you've done."
His father slapped him instantly and said "Go to your grandfather and show him what you've done."
His grandfather slapped him as well and said "Go to your grandmother and show her what you've done."
His grandmother also slapped him.

He then came back to his mother who asked "So, what have you learned today?" and the child responded "I've been white for five minutes and I already hate black people."

Edit: Added a missing word.

A little black kid covered himself with baby powder...

A little black kid covered himself with baby powder and ran up to his mom screaming, "Mama, mama! Look, I'm white!". His mom was very upset and gave him a spanking and told him, "Go and tell your dad what you told me!"

So he ran up to his dad and said "Papa, papa! Look, I'm white!" His dad got even angrier and belted him, and said "Go and tell your grandmother what you just told me"

So he ran up to his grandmother and said "Grandma, grandma! Look, I'm white". She got even angrier and beat him harder than both his mom and dad combined.

After she was done, she asked him, "So what have you learned from this?"

And the kid responded, "I've only been white for about ten minutes and I already hate black people".

Edit: I didn't get this joke from r/4chan. This joke is older than you and me, and it did not originate from greentext on an image macro reposted from 4chan. Also, I'm not getting any karma out of this, self-posts don't net you karma. Stop being so dense.

An American spy goes to Soviet Russia.

An American spy is in Soviet Russia. He is digging up information on a powerful Russian politician, and is pretending to be a Russian.

He finds the politician in a bar, and walks in, dressed in Russian attire. Everybody in the bar looks at him, but he keeps his cool. He orders a drink, and walks to the politician.

"Greetings, comrade", says the spy, but before he could finish his sentence, the Russian says, "I think you are American spy".

The spy is alarmed, but being a skilled, trained spy, he says, "that is not true, I am the proudest Soviet there is! I can sing the anthem more beautifully than any other man in the country!"

He then proceeds to sing the Soviet anthem, so melodically and beautifully. Everybody in the bar cheers.

"Very good, very good!", says the politician. "But I still think you are spy."

The man continues to keep his cool. "I am a historian! I can tell you everything about this glorious country!". He then spends about two hours recounting the Revolution, the Great Patriotic War, about how superior to the Russia is in terms of technology compared to America, and makes a great argument about how communism is beneficial to society.

"Amazing! You are skilled!", says the politician. The spy smirks. "But I still think you American spy."
The spy is getting frustrated, but still unfazed. He replies, "I am good drinker, a true Russian! Let us drink, and see who can come out top!"

The bar turns its attention to the politician and the spy, who are now in a drinking contest. The bartender serves drink after drink of vodka. After about an hour of drinking, the politician nearly passes out, unable to hold as much liquor as the spy, to a resounding cheer amongst the bar.

In the midst of the cheering, the Russian politician gets up, smiling, and in a slurred speech, repeats "You are good, you are good... but I still think you are spy."

The American spy, piss drunk, loses his skill and gives up. "Okay, you got me. I am an American. But what made you think that way, after all this time?"

The Russian politician replies, "there aren't many black people in Russia."

A little black kid covered himself with baby powder.

A little black kid covered himself with baby powder and ran up to his mom screaming, "Mama, mama! Look, I'm white!". His mom was very upset and gave him a spanking and told him, "Go and tell your auntie what you told me!"
So he ran up to his auntie and said "Auntie, auntie! Look, I'm white!" His auntie got even angrier and belted him, and said "Go and tell your grandmother what you just told me"
So he ran up to his grandmother and said "Grandma, grandma! Look, I'm white". She got even angrier and beat him harder than both his mom and aunt combined.
After she was done, she asked him, "So what have you learned from this?"
And the kid responded, "I've only been white for about ten minutes and I already hate black people".

Usain Bolt goes to a golf course...

He turns up and walks into the clubhouse to get his membership and play a round.

The receptionist says 'Sorry Sir, we don't allow black people in this golf club.'

'That is ridiculous, its 2014 and you don't allow black people in your golf club?'

'Please don't make a scene Sir, there is another gold club 5 minutes down the road and they will let you in.'

'But I'm Usain Bolt!'

'OK then, 2 minutes.'

A black kid pulls the flour over his head.

A black kid walks into the kitchen where his mother is baking and accidentally pulls the flour over onto his head. He turns to his mother and says, "Look Mama, I'm a white boy!" His mother smacks him and says, "Go to your Daddy and say wbat you just said!" The boy finds his father and says, "Look Daddy, I'm a white boy!" His Daddy bends him over, spanks him, stands the boy back up, and says, "Now what do you have to say about yourself?" The boy replies, "I've only been a white boy for five minutes and I already hate you black people!"

A black man and his son were on a plane..

......in midair the flight attendant announces that they've lost an engine and have to dump the luggage and anything extra to keep them upright. After a few minutes the pilot comes on the intercom to say that the dumping of luggage didn't work and that they're going to dump passengers. He then adds, 'don't worry, we're going to fly low and there will be life boats below that will pick you up; you'll be fine!'
The flight attendant then takes over and says, "If you all could cooperate, we're going to go alphabetically by race. When I call your race just raise your hand and someone will escort you to the door. So first up is African Americans. All African Americans please raise your hand." The black boy goes to raise his hand and the father whispers, "put your hand down."
After a few minutes the flight attendant comes back on and says, "Okay, next up is blacks. All black people please raise your hand." Again the boy goes to put his hand up and the father leans over and whispers, "Put your hand down." The boy reluctantly puts his hand down.
After a few minutes the flight attendant comes on once again and says, "okay, colored people. All colored people please raise your hands." Again, the boy goes to raise his hand. The father very slowly leans over and whispers, "Put. Your. Hand. Down." The boy looks at his father and says, "I don't get. We're African Americans; We're black; We're colored, why aren't we raising our hands?" The father looks at his son and says, "Because today we're niggers and the mexicans are going first."

An American spy is sent into the Soviet Union

His name is John Smith and he has been training for this moment the last five years. He has perfectly mastered the Russian language and accent, can sing the Soviet anthem from memory and knows everything about Russian history.

In 1971, sixth of October, 3 AM local time he parachutes to the outskirts of Moscow. Now he needs to find a bus to take him to the city. Lucky for him a bus stop was nearby. He steps on the bus and goes to buy a ticket:

"Comrade i want to buy ticket to Moscow".

The bus driver responds: "Sure comrade American".

The spy is alarmed that he was discovered but takes the bus anyway. He arrives in Moscow and now needs to get to the Red Square. He asks a passerby for instructions:

"Comrade can you show me the way to Red Square"

The man responds: "Sure comrade American, walk 200 meters that way and then turn left"

The spy is again confused how the man found out he was American but heads to the Red Square.
There he finds a bar he goes inside and asks the bartender for a shot of Smirnoff

The bartender responds: "Sure comrade American."

Now fed up with having his cover blown all the time he asks the bartender:

"How have you all known that I am American?"

The bartender responds: "Well you see comrade. There are not a lot of black people in Russia."

A black boy walks into the kitchen...

A black boy walks into the kitchen where his mother is baking and accidentally pulls the flour over onto his head. He turns to his mother and says, “Look Mama, I’m a white boy!” His mother smacks him and says, “Go tell your Daddy what you just said!” The boy finds his father and says, “Look Daddy, I’m a white boy!” His Daddy bends him over, spanks him, stands the boy back up, and says, “Now, what do you have to say for yourself?” The boy replies, “I’ve only been a white boy for five minutes and I already hate you black people!”

A black man and his son sits in an airplane

suddenly the airplane enters massive turbulence. The captain then activates the speaker and says:
"I am very sorry to inform you this, but we have to throw your luggage over board or the plane will crash!". After all the luggage was thrown overboard, some time passed and the plane entered another turbulence, but this time even more massive! The captain goes:
"This is an emergency! We have to throw passengers overboard or we will all die. You will be thrown overboard in alphabetic order.. Will all the African people please stand up?" Alle the african people stood up. "Will all the Black people please stand up?". All the black people stood up. "Will all the colored people please stand up?" All the colored people stood up". The son then asks his father:
"But dad... you always told me we were proud african, black, colored people??". "Not today son. Today, we are niggers"

A white and a black guy are standing in front of a gun store...

The black guy says: "I'm just gonna buy something in there. You can just wait here.".

The black guy comes to the counter and asks the shopowner: "Do you have any rifles?" the owner says:"No". The black man then asks: "Do you have any revolvers?" the owner again says: "No". The black guy makes a last effort and asks: "But you have ammunition, right?" the owner says: "No".

The black guy leaves the store and tells his white friend what just happened and says:"You know what? I think that the shopowner hates black people! Could you walk in and ask him if he is racist?". The white guy answers with: "Yeah, sure" and walks in and asks the shopowner: "Do you have anything against black people?" the shopowner responds with: "Of course! I can recommend rifles, revolvers and ammunition for your problem."

Washington State

God was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael, the archangel, found
him, resting on the seventh day.

He inquired, 'Where have you been?'

God smiled deeply and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds,
'Look, Michael. Look what I've made.'

Archangel Michael looked puzzled, and said, 'What is it?'

'It's a planet,' replied God, 'and I've put Life on it. I'm going to
call it Earth and it's going to be a place to test Balance.'

'Balance?' inquired Michael, 'I'm still confused.'

God explained, pointing to different parts of earth. 'For example,
northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth, while
southern Europe is going to be poor. Over here I've placed a continent
of white people, and over there is a continent of black people. Balance
in all things.'

God continued pointing to different countries. 'This one will be
extremely hot, while this one will be very cold and covered in ice.'

The Archangel, impressed by God's work, then pointed to a land area and
said, 'What's that one?'

'That's Washington State, the most glorious place on earth. There are
beautiful mountains, rivers and streams, lakes, forests, hills, and
plains. The people from Washington State are going to be handsome,
modest, intelligent, and humorous, and they are going to travel the
world. They will be extremely sociable, hardworking, high achieving and
they will be known throughout the world as diplomats, carriers of
peace, and producers of software.'

Michael gasped in wonder and admiration, but then asked, 'But what
about balance, God? You said there would be balance.'

God smiled, 'There is another Washington. Wait till you see the
idiots I put there.'

Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God went missing for six days.

Eventually, Michael the Archangel found him on the seventh day, resting.

He inquired of God, "Where have you been?"

God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds

"Look Michael, look what I've made", said God. Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, "What is it?"

"It's a planet," replied God, "and I've put LIFE on it. I'm going to call it Earth and it's going to be a great place of balance."

"Balance?" inquired Michael, still confused.

God explained, pointing to different parts of Earth: "For example, North America will be a place of great opportunity and wealth, while South America is going to be poor; the Middle East over there will be a hot spot and Russia will be a cold spot. Over there I've placed a continent of white people and over there is a continent of black people," God continued, pointing to different countries. "This one will be extremely hot and arid while this one will be very cold and covered in ice."

The Archangel, impressed by God's work, then pointed to two small land masses and said: "What's that one?"

"Ah," said God. "That's New Zealand, the most glorious place on Earth. There are beautiful lakes, rivers, streams and hills. The people from New Zealand are going to be modest, intelligent and humorous and they're going to be found travelling the world. They'll be extremely sociable, hardworking and high-achieving, and they will be known throughout the world as diplomats and carriers of peace."

Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then proclaimed: "What about balance, God? You said there will be BALANCE!"

To which God replied: "Wait until you see the wankers I'm putting next to them in Australia."

A nice old black guy

A nice old black guy was sitting at a diner where a waitress's kid was off to the side trying to putt a golf ball into a sideways cup on the floor.

After awhile the kid became frustrated and went to a white customer to ask for help. "Stand with your feet a little more apart," said the white customer. The kid tried and was putting better, but not good enough.

Next the kid went to a Mexican customer and asked him how he could putt better. "Hit the ball with the center of the putter," said the Mexican. The kid tried and was putting better, but not good enough.

Finally the kid asked an Asian customer how to golf better. "Keep your arms straight when you put," said the Asian. The kid tried and was doing better, but still not good enough.

Exasperated the kid tossed his putter aside and sank to the floor.

The nice old black guy had been watching and called out to the kid, "Pst, hey kid, get over here!" The kid walked over to him and the black guy said, "Did you know I was a pro-golfer for twenty years? I could give you the best advice out of everyone! Why did you ask the white guy, Mexican, and Asian, and completely ignore me?!"

The kid looked at him in shock and replied, "Gee Mister, I didn't think you would've helped! My mom always says if there's one thing she's learned being a waitress it's that black people never give tips!"

A young black boy walks int to kitchen ...

There he dumps a pound of flour on himself, he goes to his mother and says, " look! I'm a white boy!" His mother slaps him in the mouth and says, "go tell your Father what you jst said!" The boy goes to his fAther and says, " look! I'm a white boy!" His father takes him over his leg and spanks him hard. Then the father asked," okay son , now what have you learned?" The looks at him and says," I've only been a white boy for 8 minutes now an I already hate you black people!"

God was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael, the archangel, found him, resting on the seventh day.

He inquired, 'Where have you been?'
God smiled deeply and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds, 'Look, Michael. Look what I've made.'
Archangel Michael looked puzzled, and said, 'What is it?'
'It's a planet,' replied God, 'and I've put Life on it. I'm going to call it Earth and it's going to be a place to test Balance.'
'Balance?' inquired Michael, 'I'm still confused.'
God explained, pointing to different parts of earth. 'For example, northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth, while southern Europe is going to be poor. Over here I've placed a continent of white people, and over there is a continent of black people. Balance in all things.'
God continued pointing to different countries. 'This one will be extremely hot, while this one will be very cold and covered in ice.'
The Archangel, impressed by God's work, then pointed to a land area and said, 'What's that one?'
'That's Washington State, the most glorious place on earth. There are beautiful mountains, rivers and streams, lakes, forests, hills, and plains. The people from Washington State are going to be handsome, modest, intelligent, and humorous, and they are going to travel the world. They will be extremely sociable, hardworking, high achieving and they will be known throughout the world as diplomats, carriers of peace, and producers of software.'
Michael gasped in wonder and admiration, but then asked, 'But what about balance, God? You said there would be balance.'
God smiled, 'There is another Washington. Wait till you see the idiots I put there.'

Topical Jokes 5/5

In an interview with Piers Morgan, Lindsay Lohan revealed that she’s only taken cocaine “maybe 4 or 5 times.” Not 4 or 5 times in her life, but during that interview.

Lil Wayne has been dropped as a spokesman for Mountain Dew because the company said his lyrics are offensive to black people. When Lil Wayne asked Mountain Dew which lyrics were offensive, they replied, “All of them.”

An Ethiopian religious group wants to institute a death penalty for homosexuals. In an unrelated story, Tom Cruise just cancelled his trip to Ethiopia.

Researchers in New York have found that 40% of teens text while driving. They also found out that the remaining 60% of teens are total liars.

In a speech in Mexico, President Obama said that “A new Mexico is emerging.” The governor for the state of New Mexico said, “Uhh, *hello*?”.

A 9/11 museum in New York is set to institute a mandatory $20-$25 dollar entry fee. They said the outrageous ticket price was the only way to ensure visitors never forget 9/11.

A paper from the National Academy of Sciences suggests that ancient Earth smelled like rotten eggs. What do you mean “used to?”, said people in New York City.

The parents from “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo” have just gotten married. They said they finally tied the knot, because if you aren’t married after your fourth child, it starts to look a little tacky.

…proving that their reality show hasn’t changed them, they’re registered at The Dollar Store.

While giving a commencement speech at Ohio State University, President Obama told students, “I dare you to do better.” The students said, “Hey, right back atcha.”

Russia has increased the cost to send American astronauts to the space station from $65 million per person to $71 million. On the receipt, Russia listed the $5-million-dollar rate hike as a “You Have No Other Way of Getting There”-fee.

…the Russian space program said if the astronauts didn’t want to pay the full $71 million that they could be dropped off at the exosphere, and walk the rest of the way.

A NASA study predicts that climate change will cause severe rainfall and drought. The study also revealed that NASA scientists are really indecisive.

Kim Kardashian is reportedly “on the fence” about showing her baby on television. Kim said some things should be kept private. Off the top of her head, she couldn’t think of what that would be, but there’s got to be something.

…Kim Kardashian said she would never force her baby into the spotlight, unless it resulted in more fame, money, or ratings.

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A black boy walks into the kitchen...

Where his mother is baking and accidentally pulls the flour over onto his head. He turns to his mother and says, “Look Mama, I’m a white boy!” His mother smacks him and says, “Go tell your Daddy what you just said!” The boy finds his father and says, “Look Daddy, I’m a white boy!” His Daddy bends him over, spanks him, stands the boy back up, and says, “Now, what do you have to say for yourself?” The boy replies, “I’ve only been a white boy for five minutes and I already hate you black people!”

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A black man and a white man walk into a bakery

An American spy is in Soviet Russia, digging up information on a powerful Russian politician. He finds him in a bar, walks in dressed in Russian attire, pretending to be Russian. Everybody in the bar looks at him, but he keeps his cool. He orders a drink and walks to the politician...

A mother baking in Somalia

A little black kid covered himself with baby powder...

An American spy goes to Soviet Russia.

A little black kid covered himself with baby powder.

Usain Bolt goes to a golf course...

A black kid pulls the flour over his head.

A black man and his son were on a plane..

An American spy is sent into the Soviet Union

A black boy walks into the kitchen...

A black man and his son sits in an airplane

A white and a black guy are standing in front of a gun store...

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Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God went missing for six days.

A nice old black guy

A young black boy walks int to kitchen ...

God was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael, the archangel, found him, resting on the seventh day.

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A black boy walks into the kitchen...