Naruto Jokes

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Funniest Naruto Jokes

At the beginning of Naruto, the three main characters existed in a 'love square'. Naruto loves Sakura, Sakura loves Sasuke, Sasuke loves nobody, and nobody loves Naruto.

Funny Naruto Jokes

What's the difference between Naruto and Bleach? No one ever told me to drink Naruto

Did you hear what happened to the lady that binge watched naruto for 3 days staight when she saw there was more after episode 220? Shippuden her pants.

What do you call a girl that knows Naruto She-know-bi

How is Naruto like a Twinkie? It's all fluff and filler

If the Naruto runner isnt in rewind, 420 BILLION DISLIKES

Can Naruto throw a ninja star? sure-he-can

What did Naruto do when the Hokage died? Bereave it!

People who use sign language are the modern day Naruto Fastest way to stop an argument between a bunch of deaf people?

Just switch off the lights.

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Long Naruto Jokes

11 terrible Dwayne Johnson Puns

What do you call it when Dwayne Johnson plays guitar?
Punk Rock.

What do you call it when he falls over?
Rock and Roll.

Did you hear Dwayne Johnson loves honesty?
He's a tooth fairy.

Jokes about him...
Rock

Dwayne Johnson's favorite movie:
Rocky

How do you always beat him in RPS?
Keep throwing paper

How did Dwayne Johnson get to space?
A ROCKet.

Who is his favorite Naruto character?
Rock Lee.

Dwayne Johnson is friends with Toph.
They have a ROCKy relationship.

How did he get the part as Maui in Moana?
A friend hooked him up.

How do you put Dwayne Johnson to sleep?
Rockabye baby.

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