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What do you get if you divide a pumpkins circumference by its diameter?
Pumpkin π

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What do you get when you divide 355 jack o'lanterns by 113 jack o'lanterns? Pumpkin Pi.

What do you get when you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter? Pumpkin Pi

How do you fix a broken pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch

Why is Cinderella so bad at football?
A. Because she's got a pumpkin for a coach

B. Because she keeps running away from the ball

What grows when you plant a pumpkin spice latte and water it with vodka? A sorority.

Divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter, and what do you get? Pumpkin pi.

What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter? pumpkin pi

How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern? With a pumpkin patch!

How do you fix a pumpkin
With a pumpkin patch...

I'm so sorry.

What do you get when you take the circumference of a jack'olantern? Pumpkin pie!

What do you get when you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by it's diameter? Pumpkin Pi.

What do Donald Trump and a pumpkin have in common? They're orange on the outside, hollow on the inside and should be tossed out after October.

What do you get when you divide a pumpkin's circumference by its diameter? Pumpkin pi!

What do you get when you divide a pumpkin's diameter by it's circumference? Pumpkin Pi.

You have a pumpkin.
You measure around it. All the way around.

Then you cut the pumpkin in half so the top is separate from the bottom.

Measure across the cut pumpkin.

Divide the circumference by the diameter.

What do you have now?

Pumpkin Pi

Why doesn’t cinderella play sports? Because she has a pumpkin for a coach, and runs away from the ball.

What's the difference between Trump and a Halloween pumpkin? The pumpkin is bright.

A pumpkin says to a jack-o'-lantern "All we ever do is sit around on the stoop. Don't you want to mix it up, try something different?" The jack-o'-lantern says "I don't have the guts."

What do you call death by a massive pumpkin falling on your head? gourd to death

I saw a beautiful pumpkin today... It was gourdeous.

How do you cure someone with a pumpkin spice addiction? Apply the pumpkin patch.

How do you fix a pumpkin with a hole in it? with a pumpkin patch.

How do you fix a pumpkin with a hole in it? ...you give it a pumpkin patch.

Overheard at Starbucks:
Man: Would you like to try a pumpkin spice latte?

Woman: No. Since Trump came on the scene I am boycotting everything orange.

What do you get if you divide the circumference of a jack-o’-lantern by its diameter? Pumpkin pi

Yo momma's so fat If she were a spice girl, she would be pumpkin spice.

Did you know that most coffee flavorings have a low pH? Except pumpkin spice because it's so basic

What did one Pumpkin say to the other? Happy Hollowing!

Why was Cinderella so bad at tennis? Because her coach was a pumpkin

Why is Cinderella so bad at soccer? Because she had a pumpkin for a coach.

I think my mirror is broken I said pumpkin spice latte 3 times in front of it and no white girl in yoga pants appeared.

What do you get if you divide a pumpkin's circumference by it's diameter ? Pumpkin Pi

A pumpkin and her husband go out for a special dinner date.
They meet each other after work at a table within the restaurant.

Wife: “How do I look?”

Husband: “Gourdgeous as ever dear.”

Why do I add baking soda to my pumpkin spice lattes? To make them even more basic.

We got our Seasonal bulk in at work today and got Pumpkin Spice Motor Oil. It's for Autumnmobiles

What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?
Pumpkin π

I'm sorry, I'll see myself out.

The girl I'm dating loves pumpkin spice lattes and uggs, but she's honestly pretty odd She literally can't even

I just came up with Trump's inauguration drink
I call it, "Make America Smashed Again"

It's a White Russian with pumpkin spice.

How do you fix a flat pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch!

Who makes the best pumpkin pie? Gourden Ramsay

What do you get when you divide pumpkin circumference by pumpkin diameter? You get pumpkin pi.

Did you hear about the sailor that was turned into a pumpkin pie? He's now a squashbuckling pirate

What instrument does a pumpkin play?
An a-gourd-ian.

(I’m so sorry I had to get it out of my head)

What kind of pumpkin is a royalty? A Pumpking

What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter? A. Pumpkin pi.

Why was the pumpkin afraid of cows He was afraid of getting gourd

Always a seasonal delight, today we will look at how to make a pumpkin roll :
Step 1. Get a pumpkin.

Step 2. Take your pumpkin to the top of a hill.

Step 3. Give it a little push.

Step 4. Enjoy.

What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by it's diameter? Pumpkin π

Pumpkin math joke.
What do you get when you divide a pumpkins diameter by its circumference?

Pumpkin pi.

I carved a pumpkin with my girlfriend last night And my finger

What do rednecks do on Halloween? They pumpkin

The car dealership near me is having a fall deal: “You heard it here folks, it’s back, free pumpkin spiced oil changes with every tire change!”

I have seasonal allergies. I’m allergic to pumpkin spice.

What does a pumpkin's circumference and it diameter have in common? Pumpkin pie.

What is Alabama's favorite flavor? Pumpkin Spice

IPAs are just pumpkin spiced lattes for white men That is all

How do you measure a jack-o-lantern? You use pumpkin pi.

Why Cinderella fail her P.E. class? Her coach was a pumpkin

Why was Cinderella so bad at football? Because she had a pumpkin for a coach and kept running away from the ball

What's the difference between Donald Trump and a pumpkin? Both are orange and wrinkled but a pumpkin has thicker skin.

In honor of both Halloween and the release of documents on JFK's assassination I decided to carve a pumpkin that looks like JFK's widow. It's my first Jackie O'Lantern.

Divided the circumference of a Jack-o'-lantern today by its diameter... Ended up with pumpkin pi.

What did the white girl say when she found out pumpkin spice lattes were considered basic? "My whole life is a lye!"

What's the PH of pumpkin spice? Basic.

How do you fix a broken Jack-o-Lantern? With a pumpkin patch, silly!

What does a cancer survivor who just baked a pumpkin pie say?
"I made it."

Credit to my wonderful brother.

How do you turn a pumpkin into a different vegetable? You throw it up in the air and it comes down squash!

Which pumpkin is the best cook? Gourdon Ramsay

What do you get when you cut a Jack O' Lantern by its diameter?
Pumpkin pi.

Happy Pi Day, y'all!

What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter? Pumpkin pie.

Why did cinderella quit the soccer team? Because her coach was a pumpkin and she couldn't get to the ball

Why couldn't Cinderella play football very well? Her coach was a pumpkin

How do you fix a Jack O Latern? With a pumpkin patch!

Center for Disease Control: overconsumption of beta-carotene linked to dangerous rise in pH of blood In other words, pumpkin spice lattes make you basic.

Why does Cinderella never win the Olympics? She has a pumpkin for a coach and runs away from the ball.

What do you get when you cross astronomy and cosmology with a dyslexic girl at starbucks? Astrology, cosmetology, and a pumpkin space latte

In colllege what was the difference between pumpkin pie and my girlfriend? I shared the girlfriend.

I created a robot that serves me pumpkin spice lattes... Naturally, I coded in BASIC

A yoga pants owner, an uggs owner, and an iphone owner walks into a starbucks She orders a drink - Pumpkin Spice Latte

What did the pumpkin pie say to the cheesecake as they were going into the oven? I think this is a set up!

what do you call a young, green Pumpkin for Halloween? A premature e-Jack-O'-Lantern.

What do you get when you divide the diameter of a jack-o-lantern by it's circumference? Pumpkin Pi. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

A pumpkin spice latte is like pure sodium hydroxide. They're both extremely basic.

Who is the most basic Spice Girl? Pumpkin Spice.

I heard someone call pumpkin spice lattes basic... but they are wrong, lattes have a pH below 7

A 900 kilogram pumpkin fell on a local man today. Reports say he was squashed.

What did the squash say to the cucumber when he saw the pumpkin patch get blown up? Oh My Gourd!