Hilarious Pumpkin Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

Funniest Pumpkin Jokes

What do you get if you divide a pumpkins circumference by its diameter? Pumpkin π

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How is Donald Trump like a pumpkin? He is orange on the outside, hollow on the inside, and should have been thrown out in early November.

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What do you get when you divide 355 jack o'lanterns by 113 jack o'lanterns? Pumpkin Pi.

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What does a redneck do on Halloween? Pumpkin

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What do you get when you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter? Pumpkin Pi

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How do you fix a broken pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch

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Why is Halloween a hillbilly's favorite holiday? Because they like to pumpkin.

I'll see myself out...

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How is Trump similar to a pumpkin? Both are orange, hollow and should have been thrown out in November.

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What do rednecks do to celebrate Halloween? Pumpkin

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Why is Cinderella so bad at football? A. Because she's got a pumpkin for a coach

B. Because she keeps running away from the ball

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What grows when you plant a pumpkin spice latte and water it with vodka? A sorority.

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Divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter, and what do you get? Pumpkin pi.

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What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter? pumpkin pi

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How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern? With a pumpkin patch!

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How do you fix a pumpkin With a pumpkin patch...

I'm so sorry.

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What do Hillbillies do on Halloween? Pumpkin

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What do you get when you take the circumference of a jack'olantern? Pumpkin pie!

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Why is Cinderella so bad at basketball? Her coach is a pumpkin.

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What do you get when you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by it's diameter? Pumpkin Pi.

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What do Donald Trump and a pumpkin have in common? They're orange on the outside, hollow on the inside and should be tossed out after October.

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What do you get when you divide a pumpkin's circumference by its diameter? Pumpkin pi!

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What do you get when you divide a pumpkin's diameter by it's circumference? Pumpkin Pi.

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You have a pumpkin. You measure around it. All the way around.

Then you cut the pumpkin in half so the top is separate from the bottom.

Measure across the cut pumpkin.

Divide the circumference by the diameter.

What do you have now?

Pumpkin Pi

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Why doesn’t cinderella play sports? Because she has a pumpkin for a coach, and runs away from the ball.

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What's the difference between Trump and a Halloween pumpkin? The pumpkin is bright.

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I saw a beautiful pumpkin today... It was gourdeous.

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How is Donald Trump like a pumpkin? They're both orange on the outside, hollow on the inside, and should have been thrown out in early November.

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What do you call death by a massive pumpkin falling on your head? gourd to death

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A pumpkin says to a jack-o'-lantern "All we ever do is sit around on the stoop. Don't you want to mix it up, try something different?" The jack-o'-lantern says "I don't have the guts."

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How do you cure someone with a pumpkin spice addiction? Apply the pumpkin patch.

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Did you know that most coffee flavorings have a low pH? Except pumpkin spice because it's so basic

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Yo momma's so fat If she were a spice girl, she would be pumpkin spice.

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We got our Seasonal bulk in at work today and got Pumpkin Spice Motor Oil. It's for Autumnmobiles

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How do people from Arkansas celebrate Halloween? They pumpkin!

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What do you get when you divide pumpkin circumference by pumpkin diameter? You get pumpkin pi.

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How do you fix a broken Jack-o-Lantern? With a pumpkin patch, silly!

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In honor of both Halloween and the release of documents on JFK's assassination I decided to carve a pumpkin that looks like JFK's widow. It's my first Jackie O'Lantern.

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What do you call a good-looking pumpkin? Gourdgeous

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Which pumpkin is the best cook? Gourdon Ramsay

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New Pumpkin Jokes

What did the Pumpkin say to Trump? "Sorry, spooky time is coming up and there isn't a enough orange in the world for both of us."

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When I was a kid, I had a big head, so everyone called me "pumpkin head", but then my body grew into it. Now they call me "pumpkin body".

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What kind of pumpkin is a royalty? A Pumpking

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I carved a pumpkin with my girlfriend last night And my finger

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The car dealership near me is having a fall deal: “You heard it here folks, it’s back, free pumpkin spiced oil changes with every tire change!”

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What is Alabama's favorite flavor? Pumpkin Spice

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Why did the farmer give the cow a pumpkin? He wanted to squash his beef.

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How do you measure a jack-o-lantern? You use pumpkin pi.

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What's the difference between Donald Trump and a pumpkin? Both are orange and wrinkled but a pumpkin has thicker skin.

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Divided the circumference of a Jack-o'-lantern today by its diameter... Ended up with pumpkin pi.

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What did the white girl say when she found out pumpkin spice lattes were considered basic? "My whole life is a lye!"

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What's the PH of pumpkin spice? Basic.

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What does a cancer survivor who just baked a pumpkin pie say? "I made it."

Credit to my wonderful brother.

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How do you turn a pumpkin into a different vegetable? You throw it up in the air and it comes down squash!

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What did Cinderella say when her carriage turned into a pumpkin? Oh my gord!

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Why couldn't Cinderella play football very well? Her coach was a pumpkin

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In colllege what was the difference between pumpkin pie and my girlfriend? I shared the girlfriend.

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What do rednecks do on Halloween? Pumpkin.

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