What do you get when you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter? Pumpkin Pi
Why is Cinderella so bad at football?
A. Because she's got a pumpkin for a coach
B. Because she keeps running away from the ball
What do Donald Trump and a pumpkin have in common? They're orange on the outside, hollow on the inside and should be tossed out after October.
You have a pumpkin.
You measure around it. All the way around.
Then you cut the pumpkin in half so the top is separate from the bottom.
Measure across the cut pumpkin.
Divide the circumference by the diameter.
What do you have now?
Why doesn’t cinderella play sports? Because she has a pumpkin for a coach, and runs away from the ball.
A pumpkin says to a jack-o'-lantern "All we ever do is sit around on the stoop. Don't you want to mix it up, try something different?" The jack-o'-lantern says "I don't have the guts."
Overheard at Starbucks:
Man: Would you like to try a pumpkin spice latte?
Woman: No. Since Trump came on the scene I am boycotting everything orange.
What do you get if you divide the circumference of a jack-o’-lantern by its diameter? Pumpkin pi
Did you know that most coffee flavorings have a low pH? Except pumpkin spice because it's so basic
I think my mirror is broken I said pumpkin spice latte 3 times in front of it and no white girl in yoga pants appeared.
A pumpkin and her husband go out for a special dinner date.
They meet each other after work at a table within the restaurant.
Wife: “How do I look?”
Husband: “Gourdgeous as ever dear.”
We got our Seasonal bulk in at work today and got Pumpkin Spice Motor Oil. It's for Autumnmobiles
What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?
I'm sorry, I'll see myself out.
The girl I'm dating loves pumpkin spice lattes and uggs, but she's honestly pretty odd She literally can't even
What do you get when you divide pumpkin circumference by pumpkin diameter? You get pumpkin pi.
Did you hear about the sailor that was turned into a pumpkin pie? He's now a squashbuckling pirate
What instrument does a pumpkin play?
(I’m so sorry I had to get it out of my head)
Always a seasonal delight, today we will look at how to make a pumpkin roll :
Step 1. Get a pumpkin.
Step 2. Take your pumpkin to the top of a hill.
Step 3. Give it a little push.
Step 4. Enjoy.
Pumpkin math joke.
What do you get when you divide a pumpkins diameter by its circumference?
The car dealership near me is having a fall deal: “You heard it here folks, it’s back, free pumpkin spiced oil changes with every tire change!”
Why was Cinderella so bad at football? Because she had a pumpkin for a coach and kept running away from the ball
What's the difference between Donald Trump and a pumpkin? Both are orange and wrinkled but a pumpkin has thicker skin.
In honor of both Halloween and the release of documents on JFK's assassination I decided to carve a pumpkin that looks like JFK's widow. It's my first Jackie O'Lantern.
Divided the circumference of a Jack-o'-lantern today by its diameter... Ended up with pumpkin pi.
What did the white girl say when she found out pumpkin spice lattes were considered basic? "My whole life is a lye!"
What does a cancer survivor who just baked a pumpkin pie say?
"I made it."
Credit to my wonderful brother.
How do you turn a pumpkin into a different vegetable? You throw it up in the air and it comes down squash!
What do you get when you cut a Jack O' Lantern by its diameter?
Happy Pi Day, y'all!
Why did cinderella quit the soccer team? Because her coach was a pumpkin and she couldn't get to the ball
Center for Disease Control: overconsumption of beta-carotene linked to dangerous rise in pH of blood In other words, pumpkin spice lattes make you basic.
Why does Cinderella never win the Olympics? She has a pumpkin for a coach and runs away from the ball.
What do you get when you cross astronomy and cosmology with a dyslexic girl at starbucks? Astrology, cosmetology, and a pumpkin space latte
In colllege what was the difference between pumpkin pie and my girlfriend? I shared the girlfriend.