This past week I made a couple bucks selling fake eclipse glasses I'm not to worried though, those suckers will never see me again.
The eclipse did two things our political leaders cannot. It slowed global warming and gave us all something to look up to
Total Eclipse Today
I tried using a colander to view the eclipse.
I think I've strained my eyes.
Fun fact: 99% of voters who live in the "path of totality" for the upcoming solar eclipse voted for trump. Which is ironic, because the *last* thing they wanted to do is make the country darker.
They shouldn't let students outside to see the eclipse today They need to protect their pupils.
GUYS. If you missed the eclipse today, there's going to be a secondary one later. It's at 8:01 PM. The earth will block out the sun and it will go completely dark during a period of about 10 1/2 hours.
Your mom went outside for the first time in 38 years... Everyone just called it an eclipse though.
A solar eclipse is like watching a woman breastfeed in public It's beautiful, it's free, but under no circumstances should you look at it.
The eclipse kind of reminded me of my father... ...they appear every so many years and expect people to care
Trump stared at the eclipse yesterday, but he'll be okay... He has plenty of practice feeling his way around.
My dad told me this joke today:
Son: Daddy, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?
Dad: No, son
Eclipse is when earth is between sun and moon, what is it called when sun is between earth and moon ?
P.S . My 11 yr old nephew said this and I found it very funny
I TiVo'd the total eclipse and just caught up and I'm confused... is it okay to look directly at the sun now?
I decided to watch the eclipse with only sunglasses, in spite of all the warnings. I honestly can't see what all the fuss was about.
I made a TON of money selling fake eclipse glasses!! ...don't worry though. They'll never see me again.
I don't get what the big deal about an eclipse is... There's one every night from like 7pm until 5am...
The solar eclipse was like a one night stand I spent a whole lot of effort for two minutes of pleasure.
I really wish someone would have told me how long this solar eclipse was going to take. Don't get me wrong, I had been enjoying watching it, but had I know it would still be going on for this long, I would have bought a pair of those fancy NASA glasses.
I am surprised Trump wanted to look at the solar eclipse today... Because if he went blind all he would see is black
We all know that today's eclipse was amazing, but we can't forget the fact that the Falcons still blew a 25 point lead during the superbowl
I saw a double eclipse today.
Not only did the moon block out the sun, but the clouds did as well.
My Dad is like the Solar Eclipse If i make direct eye contact he'll hurt me, but when it's safe for me to look at him he already left for milk and won't be back for several years.
LPT: When the next solar eclipse rolls around, you can use a colander to view the eclipse. Just be sure you don't strain your eyes.
Time to invest in LASIK eye surgery With all the people staring at the eclipse today business should be boomin tomorrow!
The solar eclipse is like a woman breastfeeding... You’re not supposed to look, but you know you are going to take a peek.
Woke up at 5:30am to get a head start on driving to view the Eclipse today Must have missed the start though- it was already dark.
You can look at the solar eclipse directly
Once with your left eye, once with your right eye
Edit: seriously don't. Remember to wear eye protection!
This monday there will be a solar eclipse at 10am... Followed shortly after by funeral proceedings for the Flat Earth Society.
The government will be giving out special glasses for the solar eclipse It's called the no child left blind
I was pointing my camera at the sun today and someone asked me if I was preparing for the upcoming eclipse I replied: "Totally!"