How did the blind priest find the choir boys? Satisfying.
How do You Circumcise a Priest? Kick the choir boy in the chin
How do you get a nun pregnant Dress her up as a choir boy.
How many choir directors does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows. No one ever watches the choir director.
My son is in the church choir I didn’t think he had it in hymns
Why can't priests have children? Because choir boys can't get pregnant, thank God.
How do you circumcise the Pope? Kick the choir boys chin
We had to say goodbye to the church choir last Sunday. It was due to unforeseen organ failure.
Y'know man... In choir class, We always get the pitches.
On the last day of music class, students were told not to bring their instruments. The choir kids had a hard time
A catholic choir is composing their own material. “Sweet Gsus, but I think what we need here is A minor.”
Did you hear about the choir boys They were charged with indecent exposure last winter, the cops found them with there penises in the snow bank when questioned why they responded with "the priest likes a couple cold ones after the sermon"
Part of our choir got kidnapped last week! Two guys just got arrested for grand theft alto.
Choir School Do you know why choir school is hiring?
How do you get a nun laid? Dress her up like a choir boy.
Equine Choir I went to see the Equine Choir perform last night, they sounded amazing! Well, except for the Shetland Pony, he was a little horse.
When the pope brags about the number of choir boys he's met Weird pontiflex but okay
Singers needed in choir within your local church.
I've been asked to lead the singing at Keith Flint's funeral I'm a choir starter
Straight out of Popbitch...
You know I was invited to Keith Flint's (from the Prodigy) funeral? I'm supposed to lead the singing.
I'm the choir starter.
I'm leading the singing at Keith from the Prodigy's funeral I'm the choir starter
At a choral concert... ...you may see a choir director with a pitch pipe or a tuning fork, but you'll rarely see one with a pitch fork.
What does someone in a choir say when they’re thinking? Hymn
One of the soprano girls in my choir class says she can't sing her part. She says she descant.
What did the choir girl say to the lumber jack? I love the timbre of your voice.
My friend bought a choir girl zombie costume for Halloween.
She put it on and said, "Am I menacing?"
I said, "Of course, you're a choir girl."
How do Catholic priests remember choir boys? Fondly.
How do you separate the priests and the choir boys? With a crowbar