Choir Jokes

“Do you know how much it is to rent a church singing group?” “Sir, do you mean a choir?”

“Fine, yes, do you know how much it is to ‘acquire’ a church singing group?”

Score: 12795

Do you know where I can rent a church singing group? Sir,do you mean a choir?

Fine,yes,do you know how much it is to aquire a church singing group?

Score: 2130
Funny Choir Jokes
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How did the blind priest find the choir boys? Satisfying.

Score: 77

A man approached a priest. Man: "Do you know how much it is to rent a church singing group?

Priest: "My son, do you mean a choir?"

Man: "Fine Father, do you know how much it is to acquire a church singing group?"

Score: 68

A blonde goes up to a priest and asks,"Do you know how much it is to rent a church singing group?" He replied,"Do you mean a choir?"

She snaps back,"Ok,acquire a church singing group."

Score: 57

"How much to buy a singing ensemble?" PRODUCER: You mean a choir?



"Fine, how much to acquire a singing ensemble?"

Score: 49

I asked my mom why she forced me to go to to singing lessons as a kid She said singing is a skill I need to a choir.

Score: 40

When I joined the Botswana Men's Choir, at first I was shy around everyone But then we all just clicked.

Score: 35

How much to buy a singing ensemble? "You mean a choir?"

Fine... how much to **acquire** a singing ensemble?

Score: 32

Why should we hire the chickpeas to be part of our choir? They could hummus a song!


(I was really proud of this one.)

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Me: How much to buy a singing ensemble? Producer: You mean a choir? Me: Fine, how much to acquire a singing ensemble?

Score: 18

A man asked a priest if he knows how to get a church singing group. “Do you mean a choir?” *Sighs* ”Fine. Do you know how to
acquire a church singing group?”

Score: 17

How do you get a nun pregnant Dress her up as a choir boy.

Score: 10

How many choir directors does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows. No one ever watches the choir director.

Score: 10

How do You Circumcise a Priest? Kick the choir boy in the chin

Score: 10

My son is in the church choir I didn’t think he had it in hymns

Score: 10

Was tuning the piano with my sister and I said... This reminds me of the Soprano section in our school choir.


To which she responds, "How do you know if a Soprano is at the door?"

("IDK, How")

"She doesn't have the key and doesn't know when to come in."

Score: 7

How do you circumcise the Pope? Kick the choir boys chin

Score: 7

We had to say goodbye to the church choir last Sunday. It was due to unforeseen organ failure.

Score: 7

Did you know if you leave a group you’re singing with and then come back, they have to give you an Altoid? It’s a re-choir mint

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Part of our choir got kidnapped last week! Two guys just got arrested for grand theft alto.

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Y'know man... In choir class, We always get the pitches.

Score: 5

On the last day of music class, students were told not to bring their instruments. The choir kids had a hard time

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A catholic choir is composing their own material. “Sweet Gsus, but I think what we need here is A minor.”

Score: 5

How do you get a nun laid? Dress her up like a choir boy.

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Equine Choir I went to see the Equine Choir perform last night, they sounded amazing! Well, except for the Shetland Pony, he was a little horse.

Score: 4

What is the difference between a terrorist and a church choir? You can negotiate with a terrorist.

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When the pope brags about the number of choir boys he's met Weird pontiflex but okay

Score: 4

Choir School Do you know why choir school is hiring?

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