“Do you know how much it is to rent a church singing group?”
“Sir, do you mean a choir?”
“Fine, yes, do you know how much it is to ‘acquire’ a church singing group?”
Do you know where I can rent a church singing group?
Sir,do you mean a choir?
Fine,yes,do you know how much it is to aquire a church singing group?
How did the blind priest find the choir boys? Satisfying.
A man approached a priest.
Man: "Do you know how much it is to rent a church singing group?
Priest: "My son, do you mean a choir?"
Man: "Fine Father, do you know how much it is to acquire a church singing group?"
A blonde goes up to a priest and asks,"Do you know how much it is to rent a church singing group?"
He replied,"Do you mean a choir?"
She snaps back,"Ok,acquire a church singing group."
"How much to buy a singing ensemble?"
PRODUCER: You mean a choir?
"Fine, how much to acquire a singing ensemble?"
I asked my mom why she forced me to go to to singing lessons as a kid She said singing is a skill I need to a choir.
When I joined the Botswana Men's Choir, at first I was shy around everyone But then we all just clicked.
How much to buy a singing ensemble?
"You mean a choir?"
Fine... how much to **acquire** a singing ensemble?
Why should we hire the chickpeas to be part of our choir?
They could hummus a song!
(I was really proud of this one.)
Me: How much to buy a singing ensemble? Producer: You mean a choir? Me: Fine, how much to acquire a singing ensemble?
A man asked a priest if he knows how to get a church singing group.
“Do you mean a choir?” *Sighs* ”Fine. Do you know how to
acquire a church singing group?”
How do you get a nun pregnant Dress her up as a choir boy.
How many choir directors does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows. No one ever watches the choir director.
How do You Circumcise a Priest? Kick the choir boy in the chin
My son is in the church choir I didn’t think he had it in hymns
Was tuning the piano with my sister and I said...
This reminds me of the Soprano section in our school choir.
To which she responds, "How do you know if a Soprano is at the door?"
"She doesn't have the key and doesn't know when to come in."
How do you circumcise the Pope? Kick the choir boys chin
We had to say goodbye to the church choir last Sunday. It was due to unforeseen organ failure.
Did you know if you leave a group you’re singing with and then come back, they have to give you an Altoid? It’s a re-choir mint
Part of our choir got kidnapped last week! Two guys just got arrested for grand theft alto.
Y'know man... In choir class, We always get the pitches.
On the last day of music class, students were told not to bring their instruments. The choir kids had a hard time
A catholic choir is composing their own material. “Sweet Gsus, but I think what we need here is A minor.”
How do you get a nun laid? Dress her up like a choir boy.
Equine Choir I went to see the Equine Choir perform last night, they sounded amazing! Well, except for the Shetland Pony, he was a little horse.
What is the difference between a terrorist and a church choir? You can negotiate with a terrorist.
When the pope brags about the number of choir boys he's met Weird pontiflex but okay
Choir School Do you know why choir school is hiring?
At a choral concert... ...you may see a choir director with a pitch pipe or a tuning fork, but you'll rarely see one with a pitch fork.