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Chuck Norris threw a hand grenade and killed 50 people Then the grenade exploded.

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Chuck Norris joke, cause it's been a while Chuck Norris pull the pin in a grenade, threw it, killed 50 men, and then the grenade exploded.

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What did Chuck Norris tell his father when he left for college? “You’re the man of the house now”

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Chuck Norris was shot today The bullet is in critical condition

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One time Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 47 people Then the grenade exploded

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Superman once arm wrestled Chuck Norris Loser had to wear their underwear outside their pants.

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It’s a little known fact that chuck Norris was dropped twice as a child Once on Hiroshima and once on Nagasaki

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This morning Chuck Norris was shot Check the news, The bullet is in critical condition

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Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room The bear isn't dead it is just afraid to move.

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Chuck Norris once heard that nothing can kill him So he tracked down nothing and killed it

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Chuck Norris's Daughter Lost her Virginity... He got it back.

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What did Chuck Norris tell his father before he went off to college? "you're the man of the house now"

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Chuck Norris actually died 6 years ago. ...But the Grim Reaper still hasn't gotten up the courage to tell him.

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Chuck Norris Threw A Grenade and Killed 27 People. Then It Exploded.

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Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room.. It's not dead, It's just afraid to move.

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Chuck Norris once took a lie detector test The machine confessed everything

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Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people. Then the grenade exploded.

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Once Chuck Norris threw a knife in Call of Duty And killed someone in Battlefield

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Chuck Norris threw a grenade that killed 15 people Then it exploded

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When Chuck Norris moved out his dad became the man of the house.

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Chuck Norris once threw a grenade killing 50 people Then the grenade exploded

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Did you know Chuck Norris was in every star wars movie? He played the force.

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TIL: Chuck Norris died earlier this month But the Grim Reaper hasn't worked up the courage to tell him yet.

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I don't believe Chuck Norris is that great Cuz if he was, he would show up right now, and slam my head all over my keasdhjaiosdcnhq09w8hjkoldq0i9 wdhj09qw daU9 10Q9WDJ09W3Q21JD QWD

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What is your favorite Chuck Norris joke? My Favorite,
When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris joke cause it's been a long time. Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

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Chuck Norris got stabbed The knife bled to death

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Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number. You pick up the wrong phone.

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There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris in my hometown.... ...but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.

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How was the first giraffe made? Chuck Norris uppercutted a horse.

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Chuck Norris doesn't recognize the Periodic Table... ...because the only element he believes in is the element of surprise.

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I guess since Chuck Norris will be raiding Area 51 We can be sure there will be no aliens there

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Ranger Jimmy was not actually black (on walker texas ranger) He was just in Chuck Norris's shadow

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Chuck Norris doesn't need to be vaccinated. Vaccines need to be Chuck Norrised.

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Chuck Norris once had beer with a bunch of aliens in a nondescript location. Today we call it Area 51

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Why is there more Chuck Norris jokes than Bruce Lee jokes Because Bruce Lee is no joke

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Chuck Norris doesn't need to be vaccinated Vaccinations need to be Chuck Norrised.

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Breaking news! Chuck Norris has been confirmed to be exposed to COVID-19 and the virus has now been eradicated.

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Chuck Norris went to a job interview, but when he left he was still unemployed The manager's answers to his questions weren't satisfactory

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Chuck Norris never had a dream... Because no one fools Chuck Norris!

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I typically don’t tell chuck Norris jokes, but I’ll do one. Chuck Norris is the only ginger that burns the sun.

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You know who’s not getting coronavirus? Chuck Norris.

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