Chuck Norris threw a hand grenade and killed 50 people Then the grenade exploded.
Chuck Norris joke, cause it's been a while Chuck Norris pull the pin in a grenade, threw it, killed 50 men, and then the grenade exploded.
What did Chuck Norris tell his father when he left for college? “You’re the man of the house now”
Chuck Norris was shot today The bullet is in critical condition
One time Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 47 people Then the grenade exploded
Superman once arm wrestled Chuck Norris Loser had to wear their underwear outside their pants.
It’s a little known fact that chuck Norris was dropped twice as a child Once on Hiroshima and once on Nagasaki
This morning Chuck Norris was shot Check the news, The bullet is in critical condition
Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room The bear isn't dead it is just afraid to move.
Chuck Norris once heard that nothing can kill him So he tracked down nothing and killed it
Chuck Norris's Daughter Lost her Virginity... He got it back.
What did Chuck Norris tell his father before he went off to college? "you're the man of the house now"
Chuck Norris actually died 6 years ago. ...But the Grim Reaper still hasn't gotten up the courage to tell him.
Chuck Norris Threw A Grenade and Killed 27 People. Then It Exploded.
Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room.. It's not dead, It's just afraid to move.
Chuck Norris once took a lie detector test The machine confessed everything
Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people. Then the grenade exploded.
Once Chuck Norris threw a knife in Call of Duty And killed someone in Battlefield
Chuck Norris threw a grenade that killed 15 people Then it exploded
When Chuck Norris moved out his dad became the man of the house.
Chuck Norris once threw a grenade killing 50 people Then the grenade exploded
Did you know Chuck Norris was in every star wars movie? He played the force.
TIL: Chuck Norris died earlier this month But the Grim Reaper hasn't worked up the courage to tell him yet.
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What is your favorite Chuck Norris joke?
When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris joke cause it's been a long time. Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
Chuck Norris got stabbed The knife bled to death
Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number. You pick up the wrong phone.
There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris in my hometown.... ...but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
How many Push-Ups can Chuck Norris do? All of them
Dad, why are there so many Chuck Norris jokes but no Bruce Lee jokes? Dad: Because son, Bruce Lee was no joke.
Chuck Norris went to Mcdonalds and the ice cream machine was working.
Chuck Norris got bitten by a King Cobra
And after 5 agonizing days of pain.
The cobra died
Chuck Norris has died. He has since recovered from this mild inconvenience.
Chuck Norris once made a visit to the Virgin Islands. Now they're just called "The Islands."
What do you get when you cross Bruce Lee and Chuck Norris? Beat up.
Post Your Chuck Norris Jokes Here Chuck Norris got shot. We are now in the hospital, where the bullet is in critical condition.
Chuck Norris' Daughter Lost her Virginity ... he got it back
Chuck Norris wasn't perfect either, because he was missing his weaknesses.
Ranger Jimmy was not actually black (on walker texas ranger) He was just in Chuck Norris's shadow
I typically don’t tell chuck Norris jokes, but I’ll do one. Chuck Norris is the only ginger that burns the sun.
I guess since Chuck Norris will be raiding Area 51 We can be sure there will be no aliens there
One time Chuck Norris pee'd in the tank of a semi-truck as a practical joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
Chuck Norris and Superman arm wrestled... Loser had to wear his underwear over his pants till the rest of his life.
Chuck Norris actually died 6 years ago The Grim Reaper just hasn't had the courage to tell him yet.
TIL that immediately after Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he learned that he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris
There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
Chuck Norris can recite Pi Backwards.
They wanted to add Chuck Norris's face to Mount Rushmore, but the granite is not hard enough for his beard.
Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people. Then it exploded
Chuck Norris Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.
Chuck Norris walked into a bar And snapped it in half.
Chuck Norris jokes, let's go! Chuck Norris eats girl scout cookies made out of real girl scouts.
Chuck Norris went to the Virgin Islands. Now they're just islands.
If you look at Chuck Norris' DNA under a microscope... ...you'll get a black eye.
Chuck Norris is so fast... He can run around the world and punch himself in the back of his head.
Chuck Norris is 77 years old today! Do you think darkness is still afraid of him?
Chuck Norris has a kitten Every night for a snack
Man didn't invent the wheel It invented itself after seeing Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris threw an impact grenade and killed one hundred people. Then the grenade blew up.
Chuck Norris launch a bomb. It makes 263 deaths, and the bomb explode.
Legend say, Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice... Donald Trump tried to count to 10 and got stuck in a paper bag.