Hilarious Chuck Norris Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

Funniest Chuck Norris Jokes

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Chuck Norris threw a hand grenade and killed 50 people Then the grenade exploded.

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Chuck Norris joke, cause it's been a while Chuck Norris pull the pin in a grenade, threw it, killed 50 men, and then the grenade exploded.

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What did Chuck Norris tell his father when he left for college? “You’re the man of the house now”

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Chuck Norris was shot today The bullet is in critical condition

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One time Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 47 people Then the grenade exploded

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Superman once arm wrestled Chuck Norris Loser had to wear their underwear outside their pants.

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It’s a little known fact that chuck Norris was dropped twice as a child Once on Hiroshima and once on Nagasaki

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This morning Chuck Norris was shot Check the news, The bullet is in critical condition

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Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room The bear isn't dead it is just afraid to move.

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Chuck Norris once heard that nothing can kill him So he tracked down nothing and killed it

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Chuck Norris's Daughter Lost her Virginity... He got it back.

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What did Chuck Norris tell his father before he went off to college? "you're the man of the house now"

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Chuck Norris actually died 6 years ago. ...But the Grim Reaper still hasn't gotten up the courage to tell him.

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Chuck Norris Threw A Grenade and Killed 27 People. Then It Exploded.

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Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room.. It's not dead, It's just afraid to move.

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Chuck Norris once took a lie detector test The machine confessed everything

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Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people. Then the grenade exploded.

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Once Chuck Norris threw a knife in Call of Duty And killed someone in Battlefield

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Chuck Norris threw a grenade that killed 15 people Then it exploded

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When Chuck Norris moved out his dad became the man of the house.

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Chuck Norris once threw a grenade killing 50 people Then the grenade exploded

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Did you know Chuck Norris was in every star wars movie? He played the force.

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TIL: Chuck Norris died earlier this month But the Grim Reaper hasn't worked up the courage to tell him yet.

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I don't believe Chuck Norris is that great Cuz if he was, he would show up right now, and slam my head all over my keasdhjaiosdcnhq09w8hjkoldq0i9 wdhj09qw daU9 10Q9WDJ09W3Q21JD QWD

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What is your favorite Chuck Norris joke? My Favorite,
When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris joke cause it's been a long time. Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

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Chuck Norris got stabbed The knife bled to death

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Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number. You pick up the wrong phone.

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There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris in my hometown.... ...but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.

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How many Push-Ups can Chuck Norris do? All of them

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Dad, why are there so many Chuck Norris jokes but no Bruce Lee jokes? Dad: Because son, Bruce Lee was no joke.

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Chuck Norris went to Mcdonalds and the ice cream machine was working.

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Chuck Norris got bitten by a King Cobra And after 5 agonizing days of pain.

The cobra died

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Chuck Norris has died. He has since recovered from this mild inconvenience.

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Chuck Norris once made a visit to the Virgin Islands. Now they're just called "The Islands."

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What do you get when you cross Bruce Lee and Chuck Norris? Beat up.

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Post Your Chuck Norris Jokes Here Chuck Norris got shot. We are now in the hospital, where the bullet is in critical condition.

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Chuck Norris' Daughter Lost her Virginity ... he got it back

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Chuck Norris wasn't perfect either, because he was missing his weaknesses.

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New Chuck Norris Jokes

Ranger Jimmy was not actually black (on walker texas ranger) He was just in Chuck Norris's shadow

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I typically don’t tell chuck Norris jokes, but I’ll do one. Chuck Norris is the only ginger that burns the sun.

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I guess since Chuck Norris will be raiding Area 51 We can be sure there will be no aliens there

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One time Chuck Norris pee'd in the tank of a semi-truck as a practical joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.

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Chuck Norris and Superman arm wrestled... Loser had to wear his underwear over his pants till the rest of his life.

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Chuck Norris actually died 6 years ago The Grim Reaper just hasn't had the courage to tell him yet.

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TIL that immediately after Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he learned that he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris

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There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.

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Chuck Norris can recite Pi Backwards.

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They wanted to add Chuck Norris's face to Mount Rushmore, but the granite is not hard enough for his beard.

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Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people. Then it exploded

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Chuck Norris Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.

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Chuck Norris walked into a bar And snapped it in half.

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Chuck Norris jokes, let's go! Chuck Norris eats girl scout cookies made out of real girl scouts.

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Chuck Norris went to the Virgin Islands. Now they're just islands.

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If you look at Chuck Norris' DNA under a microscope... ...you'll get a black eye.

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Chuck Norris is so fast... He can run around the world and punch himself in the back of his head.

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Chuck Norris is 77 years old today! Do you think darkness is still afraid of him?

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Chuck Norris has a kitten Every night for a snack

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Man didn't invent the wheel It invented itself after seeing Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris threw an impact grenade and killed one hundred people. Then the grenade blew up.

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Chuck Norris launch a bomb. It makes 263 deaths, and the bomb explode.

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Legend say, Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice... Donald Trump tried to count to 10 and got stuck in a paper bag.

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