Chuck Norris threw a hand grenade and killed 50 people Then the grenade exploded.
Chuck Norris joke, cause it's been a while Chuck Norris pull the pin in a grenade, threw it, killed 50 men, and then the grenade exploded.
What did Chuck Norris tell his father when he left for college? “You’re the man of the house now”
Chuck Norris was shot today The bullet is in critical condition
One time Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 47 people Then the grenade exploded
Superman once arm wrestled Chuck Norris Loser had to wear their underwear outside their pants.
It’s a little known fact that chuck Norris was dropped twice as a child Once on Hiroshima and once on Nagasaki
This morning Chuck Norris was shot Check the news, The bullet is in critical condition
Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room The bear isn't dead it is just afraid to move.
Chuck Norris once heard that nothing can kill him So he tracked down nothing and killed it
Chuck Norris's Daughter Lost her Virginity... He got it back.
What did Chuck Norris tell his father before he went off to college? "you're the man of the house now"
Chuck Norris actually died 6 years ago. ...But the Grim Reaper still hasn't gotten up the courage to tell him.
Chuck Norris Threw A Grenade and Killed 27 People. Then It Exploded.
Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room.. It's not dead, It's just afraid to move.
Chuck Norris once took a lie detector test The machine confessed everything
Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people. Then the grenade exploded.
Once Chuck Norris threw a knife in Call of Duty And killed someone in Battlefield
Chuck Norris threw a grenade that killed 15 people Then it exploded
When Chuck Norris moved out his dad became the man of the house.
Chuck Norris once threw a grenade killing 50 people Then the grenade exploded
Did you know Chuck Norris was in every star wars movie? He played the force.
TIL: Chuck Norris died earlier this month But the Grim Reaper hasn't worked up the courage to tell him yet.
I don't believe Chuck Norris is that great Cuz if he was, he would show up right now, and slam my head all over my keasdhjaiosdcnhq09w8hjkoldq0i9 wdhj09qw daU9 10Q9WDJ09W3Q21JD QWD
What is your favorite Chuck Norris joke?
My Favorite,
When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris joke cause it's been a long time. Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
Chuck Norris got stabbed The knife bled to death
Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number. You pick up the wrong phone.
There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris in my hometown.... ...but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
How was the first giraffe made? Chuck Norris uppercutted a horse.
Chuck Norris doesn't recognize the Periodic Table... ...because the only element he believes in is the element of surprise.
I guess since Chuck Norris will be raiding Area 51 We can be sure there will be no aliens there
Ranger Jimmy was not actually black (on walker texas ranger) He was just in Chuck Norris's shadow
Chuck Norris doesn't need to be vaccinated. Vaccines need to be Chuck Norrised.
Chuck Norris once had beer with a bunch of aliens in a nondescript location. Today we call it Area 51
Chuck Norris doesn't need to be vaccinated Vaccinations need to be Chuck Norrised.
Chuck Norris went to a job interview, but when he left he was still unemployed The manager's answers to his questions weren't satisfactory
I typically don’t tell chuck Norris jokes, but I’ll do one. Chuck Norris is the only ginger that burns the sun.
Chuck Norris never had a dream... Because no one fools Chuck Norris!