Chuck Norris has been confirmed to be exposed to COVID-19 Virus has been quarantined for 14 days
Chuck Norris joke, cause it's been a while Chuck Norris pull the pin in a grenade, threw it, killed 50 men, and then the grenade exploded.
What did Chuck Norris tell his father when he left for college? “You’re the man of the house now”
Superman once arm wrestled Chuck Norris Loser had to wear their underwear outside their pants.
It’s a little known fact that chuck Norris was dropped twice as a child Once on Hiroshima and once on Nagasaki
Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room The bear isn't dead it is just afraid to move.
What did Chuck Norris tell his father before he went off to college? "you're the man of the house now"
Chuck Norris actually died 6 years ago. ...But the Grim Reaper still hasn't gotten up the courage to tell him.
Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room.. It's not dead, It's just afraid to move.
TIL: Chuck Norris died earlier this month But the Grim Reaper hasn't worked up the courage to tell him yet.
I don't believe Chuck Norris is that great Cuz if he was, he would show up right now, and slam my head all over my keasdhjaiosdcnhq09w8hjkoldq0i9 wdhj09qw daU9 10Q9WDJ09W3Q21JD QWD
What is your favorite Chuck Norris joke?
When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.
What's the one office supply you never want to ask Chuck Norris to give you? The Three-Hole Punch...
Chuck Norris joke cause it's been a long time. Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris in my hometown.... ...but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
Dad, why are there so many Chuck Norris jokes but no Bruce Lee jokes? Dad: Because son, Bruce Lee was no joke.
Chuck Norris Jokes Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck Norris met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
Chuck Norris got tested positive for COVID-19. Oops, I meant COVID-19 got tested positive for Chuck Norris.
Ranger Jimmy was not actually black (on walker texas ranger) He was just in Chuck Norris's shadow
Chuck Norris just put up a new sign outside his house... It says 'Welcome, Spanish Inquisition!'
Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane! He pointed his finger at it and yelled “bang!”
Chuck Norris doesn't just get the coronavirus He also gets the same misleading information from this administration as the rest of us.
Chuck Norris drinks the coronavirus for breakfast and the blood he bleeds is the cure. It’s too bad he never bleeds..
Chuck Norris once threw a grenade and killed ten Communists... ...and then the grenade went off.
Superman and Chuck Norris once agreed to a fight. The loser had to wear their underwear on the outside of their pants for the rest of their life
I typically don’t tell chuck Norris jokes, but I’ll do one. Chuck Norris is the only ginger that burns the sun.
Chuck Norris went to a job interview, but when he left he was still unemployed The manager's answers to his questions weren't satisfactory
Chuck Norris has tested positive for Coronavirus After months of excruciating pain the virus died.
Breaking news! Chuck Norris has been confirmed to be exposed to COVID-19 and the virus has now been eradicated.
All the numbers are running scared. 81 is nowhere to be found... ...Chuck Norris just broke 80.
Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, he chews bees Chuck Norris will be 80 in a few hours so post your best Chuck Norris Jokes in the comments!
So apparently Chuck Norris visited the Virgin Islands for Vacation. When he left it was just called the Islands.
Chuck Norris is a coward! If that sucker was so brave as people say he would show up here right now and smash my head against my keybakwue hr<awjd <akreu<an<awlkuhnc<a kjdqw;eoim
Chuck Norris once skipped a pebble from Texas to Florida. Once it landed that pebble became The Rock.