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I have a Polish friend who is an audio engineer and a Czech one too. Czech one too.
Girls use chemicals to remove polish and no one bats an eye But when hitler does it everyone loses their mind
What does a polish bride get on her wedding night that is long and hard? a new last name
Use chemicals to remove polish and no one bats an eye Use chemicals to remove the Polish and you're literally Hitler.
What is long and hard that a Polish bride gets on her wedding night? A new last name.
What do you call a Polish fisherman? A fishing pole.
A girl uses chemicals to remove polish and no one looks twice And yet when Hitler tried it, everyone threw a fit
A frog decided to trace his genealogy one day... He discovered he was a tad Polish.
A Polish man goes to the eye doctor...
A Polish man goes to the eye doctor. The bottom line of the eye chart has the letters:
C Z Y N Q S T A S Z
The Optometrist asks „Can you read this?”
„Read it?”, the Pole replies, „I know the guy!”
Last night, I gave my girlfriend a medieval battle uniform to polish while I went to the bar. I mean, she always said she wanted... ...a night in, shining armor.
Why does Hitler like acetone? It's a Polish Remover
Use chemicals to remove polish and no one cares.. But use chemicals to remove Polish and you're literally Hitler.
Using chemicals to remove polish is fine... But use chemicals to remove the Polish and you're suddenly Hitler!
Sieg Heil by Covergirl
Girls use chemicals to remove polish and no one panics.
Hitler does the same thing and everyone loses their minds.
What do panties and nail polish have in common? Both come off with alcohol
I have a polish friend who is a sound technician. and a Czech one. A Czech one too. A Czech one too.
I have a Polish friend who is a sound technician. I have a Czech one too.
What was the first thing Hitler bought from the beauty shop? Polish remover
What's the cleanest language in the world? Polish
What's long and hard that a Polish bride gets on her wedding night? A new last name.
At Polish man has an appointment at the oculist
The doctor shows him a sign:.
WYRZYKOWTACZ.
Doctor: "Could you read those letters?"
Polish patient: "Letters? I know that guy!"
I ran my car into a pole late last night The worst part was the awful sound it made, but I don't speak polish so I just kept driving
A Polish man was getting his eyesight tested
The optician brings out a card with the letters
C X W I N O X S T A Z
"Can you read the letters" asks the optician.
The Polish man:"Read it? I know the guy.
What does a Polish man give his wife on their wedding night that's long and hard? His last name
What do Hitler and teenage girls have in common? They both use chemicals to remove the polish.
I Had A Polish Friend Who's A Sound Technician... Oh, and a Czech one too. Czech one too. Czech one too.
I have a Polish sound engineer friend. I also have a Czech one, too.
A Polish Immigrant applies for a driver's license
First, of course, he had to take an eye sight test.
The optician showed him a card with the letters
'C Z W I X N O S T A C Z.'
'Can you read this?' the optician asked.
'Read it?' the Polish guy replied, 'I know the guy.'
A Polish man was at the Eye Doctor to test his sight, and looked at a chart with the following letters:
G U O Y L V B J I T D A Z C K
Doctor: Can you read the letters?
Polish Man: Of course i can read it, I know the guy!
Capital letters... ...the difference between using chemicals to remove polish, and using chemicals to remove Polish.
Girls use chemicals to remove polish on a daily and no one bats an eye... But when Hitler does it everyone loses their mind
I have a Polish friend who's a sound technician. Oh, and a Czech one too. Czech one too. Czech one too.
What does a Polish bride get on her wedding night that is long and hard? A new surname.
So, the baby frog finally got his Ancestry.com results in... It turns out he is a tad Polish.
Polish history in five words: Stuck between Germany & Russia.
Why did the polish person marry someone from the other side of the country? Because opposite poles attract
I have a Polish friend who is a sound technician I have a Czech one two, a Czech one two
Did you hear about the frog that traced his lineage back to Warsaw? He was a tad polish.
How did Germany so easily defeat Poland during WWII? When the Polish threw grenades at the Germans, the Germans pulled the pins and threw them back.
Do you know what do women and nail polish have in common?
they both undress with the help
of alchocol
Polish talks to Russian I heard that it is -60 degrees here in winter. No, only -30. Then why do they say it's -60? Maybe outside.
What does woman and nail polish have in common? They both go down easily with alcohol.
The 3 shortest books ever written are:
Polish Wisdom
Jewish Business Ethics
Black Guys I Met While Yachting
You can take a Turk to Poland but you can't Polish a Kurd.
Sean Connery dials 911..... Is this the polish.
Ho did Germany beat Poland in WWII? Well... when the Polish threw grenades at the Germans，the Germans pulled the pins and threw them back!
My grandad walked into the room with his tackle out, smothered in boot polish. Bless him, he misheard when we told him to turn his clock back.
What did the polish tourist say to another polish tourist friend in lybia? Have you seen three pole
Why do Russian women go to Polish beauty salons on Halloween? They're not called uroda salons for nothing!
Polish to the left of me, arabs to the right, Here I am, stuck in an immigrant queue
I work in a mirror factory
I broke a polishing machine a few days ago and my boss told me to reflect on what I've done.
I told him I couldn't because the mirrors were too blurry but I'll polish on my actions
I have a Polish friend who works as an audio engineer. and a Czech one too. Czech one too.
I'm not sure why people were so surprised by the quality of The Witcher 3 It's a well known fact that games benefit from a lot of polish.
Polish people are really knowledgeable about politics. Every time the news is on they keep saying "Let's see what the Poles have to say."
What language should you write something in if you want it to go viral? Polish. It'll spread from Pole to Pole.
How do you stop a Polish tank? Shoot the guys pushing it.
What did the Polish father say to his pregnant daughter? Are you sure it's yours?
My polish friend went to the Optometrist the other day. The Dr. Asked him to read the 6th line down. The letters were "GOLVIJKSTRL". My friend said "Read it? I know the guy!"...
Do you know where frogs come from? They're German, Russian and a tad Polish
A Polish couple were at a drive-in...
...and they were making out, and things were getting serious.
She looks at him with a shy grin and asks, "Do you want to go to the back seat?"
He laughs and says, "No way! I'm staying up here with you!"
Girls use chemicals to remove polish, and no one bats an eye. Hitler uses chemicals to remove Polish, and he's a bad person!?
What did the Polish horse thief say to the other Polish horse thief? "Boy these things are heavy."
What do you call a person pretending to be Polish? A faux-lak
How do you defeat Polish cavalry? Turn off the merry-go-round
A Polish terrorist was sent to blow up a car. He failed. He burnt his mouth on the exhaust pipe.
A Polish man read... That 90% of fatal auto accidents happen within 10 miles of home. As the father of two teenage drivers, he picked up and moved the family 25 miles away to be extra safe.
How did Germany take over Poland so quick in World War 2? The Germans marched in backwards, so the Polish thought they were leaving
I have a Polish friend who's a sound technician... Oh, and a Czech one too
I've got a Polish friend who's a sound engineer. I've got a Czech one, too.
I don't like all these immigrants in Britain. Coming over here, taking our Polish people's jobs.
Use chemicals to remove nail polish and its fine But once you use chemicals to remove the Polish, you're suddenly Hitler.
A Polish person went to have their eyes tested. The eye test chart read: N Y X C S F R U Z. The optom asked, ‘can you read any of those letters?’ ‘read it?’ the polish person answered, ‘i know him!’
Where do frogs come from? They're German and a tad-polish
What do you call a Polish chicken stuck in a tree? Poll tree!
There is a Polish supermarket around the corner from my house. I tried to go there after the last election, but the polls were closed.
Why did the polish spy fail in his mission to blow up Hitlers car. He kept burning his lips on the muffler.
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