Polish Jokes

Girls use chemicals to remove polish and no one bats an eye But when hitler does it everyone loses their mind

What does a polish bride get on her wedding night that is long and hard? a new last name

Use chemicals to remove polish and no one bats an eye Use chemicals to remove the Polish and you're literally Hitler.

What is long and hard that a Polish bride gets on her wedding night? A new last name.

What do you call a Polish fisherman? A fishing pole.

A girl uses chemicals to remove polish and no one looks twice And yet when Hitler tried it, everyone threw a fit

A frog decided to trace his genealogy one day... He discovered he was a tad Polish.

A Polish man goes to the eye doctor... A Polish man goes to the eye doctor. The bottom line of the eye chart has the letters:

C Z Y N Q S T A S Z

The Optometrist asks „Can you read this?”

„Read it?”, the Pole replies, „I know the guy!”

Last night, I gave my girlfriend a medieval battle uniform to polish while I went to the bar. I mean, she always said she wanted... ...a night in, shining armor.

Why does Hitler like acetone? It's a Polish Remover

Use chemicals to remove polish and no one cares.. But use chemicals to remove Polish and you're literally Hitler.

Using chemicals to remove polish is fine... But use chemicals to remove the Polish and you're suddenly Hitler!

Sieg Heil by Covergirl Girls use chemicals to remove polish and no one panics.
Hitler does the same thing and everyone loses their minds.

What do panties and nail polish have in common? Both come off with alcohol

I have a polish friend who is a sound technician. and a Czech one. A Czech one too. A Czech one too.

I have a Polish friend who is a sound technician. I have a Czech one too.

What was the first thing Hitler bought from the beauty shop? Polish remover

What's the cleanest language in the world? Polish

What's long and hard that a Polish bride gets on her wedding night? A new last name.

At Polish man has an appointment at the oculist The doctor shows him a sign:.


WYRZYKOWTACZ.


Doctor: "Could you read those letters?"


Polish patient: "Letters? I know that guy!"

I ran my car into a pole late last night The worst part was the awful sound it made, but I don't speak polish so I just kept driving

A Polish man was getting his eyesight tested The optician brings out a card with the letters

C X W I N O X S T A Z

"Can you read the letters" asks the optician.

The Polish man:"Read it? I know the guy.

What does a Polish man give his wife on their wedding night that's long and hard? His last name

What do Hitler and teenage girls have in common? They both use chemicals to remove the polish.

I Had A Polish Friend Who's A Sound Technician... Oh, and a Czech one too. Czech one too. Czech one too.

I have a Polish sound engineer friend. I also have a Czech one, too.

A Polish Immigrant applies for a driver's license First, of course, he had to take an eye sight test.

The optician showed him a card with the letters

'C Z W I X N O S T A C Z.'

'Can you read this?' the optician asked.

'Read it?' the Polish guy replied, 'I know the guy.'

A Polish man was at the Eye Doctor to test his sight, and looked at a chart with the following letters: G U O Y L V B J I T D A Z C K

Doctor: Can you read the letters?

Polish Man: Of course i can read it, I know the guy!

Capital letters... ...the difference between using chemicals to remove polish, and using chemicals to remove Polish.

Girls use chemicals to remove polish on a daily and no one bats an eye... But when Hitler does it everyone loses their mind

Do you know what do women and nail polish have in common? they both undress with the help
of alchocol

The 3 shortest books ever written are: Polish Wisdom

Jewish Business Ethics

Black Guys I Met While Yachting

My grandad walked into the room with his tackle out, smothered in boot polish. Bless him, he misheard when we told him to turn his clock back.

My polish friend went to the Optometrist the other day. The Dr. Asked him to read the 6th line down. The letters were "GOLVIJKSTRL". My friend said "Read it? I know the guy!"...

I have a Polish friend who works as an audio engineer. and a Czech one too. Czech one too.

You can take a Turk to Poland but you can't Polish a Kurd.

Polish talks to Russian I heard that it is -60 degrees here in winter. No, only -30. Then why do they say it's -60? Maybe outside.

Sean Connery dials 911..... Is this the polish.

What does woman and nail polish have in common? They both go down easily with alcohol.