Girls use chemicals to remove polish and no one bats an eye But when hitler does it everyone loses their mind
Use chemicals to remove polish and no one bats an eye Use chemicals to remove the Polish and you're literally Hitler.
My father passed this morning. In his honor, I present his favorite joke: why do polish people have ski at the end of their names? Because they can't spell toboggan. - Stanley G. Kapuscinski
A girl uses chemicals to remove polish and no one looks twice And yet when Hitler tried it, everyone threw a fit
A Polish man goes to the eye doctor...
A Polish man goes to the eye doctor. The bottom line of the eye chart has the letters:
C Z Y N Q S T A S Z
The Optometrist asks „Can you read this?”
„Read it?”, the Pole replies, „I know the guy!”
Last night, I gave my girlfriend a medieval battle uniform to polish while I went to the bar. I mean, she always said she wanted... ...a night in, shining armor.
Use chemicals to remove polish and no one cares.. But use chemicals to remove Polish and you're literally Hitler.
Using chemicals to remove polish is fine... But use chemicals to remove the Polish and you're suddenly Hitler!
Sieg Heil by Covergirl
Girls use chemicals to remove polish and no one panics.
Hitler does the same thing and everyone loses their minds.
I have a polish friend who is a sound technician. and a Czech one. A Czech one too. A Czech one too.
At Polish man has an appointment at the oculist
The doctor shows him a sign:.
Doctor: "Could you read those letters?"
Polish patient: "Letters? I know that guy!"
I ran my car into a pole late last night The worst part was the awful sound it made, but I don't speak polish so I just kept driving
A Polish man was getting his eyesight tested
The optician brings out a card with the letters
C X W I N O X S T A Z
"Can you read the letters" asks the optician.
The Polish man:"Read it? I know the guy.
What does a Polish man give his wife on their wedding night that's long and hard? His last name
I Had A Polish Friend Who's A Sound Technician... Oh, and a Czech one too. Czech one too. Czech one too.
A Polish Immigrant applies for a driver's license
First, of course, he had to take an eye sight test.
The optician showed him a card with the letters
'C Z W I X N O S T A C Z.'
'Can you read this?' the optician asked.
'Read it?' the Polish guy replied, 'I know the guy.'
A Polish man was at the Eye Doctor to test his sight, and looked at a chart with the following letters:
G U O Y L V B J I T D A Z C K
Doctor: Can you read the letters?
Polish Man: Of course i can read it, I know the guy!
A Polish guy goes to the eye doctor The doctor holds up a chart: K Z S Y X W K P G and asks the man if he can read it. "Read it?" he says, "I *know* the guy!"
Why do all polish names end in ski?
Because they can't spell toboggan
(This joke brought to you by a 90 yr old polish man I take care of at a nursing home)
A Polish man calls 911
And says, "Help! My wife is trying to kill me!"
The operator asks, "How can you be sure?"
The Pole says, "I was looking through her medicine cabinet, and I found Polish Remover!"
A Polish guy went to check his vision...
**Doctor asked** - *can you read any of those letters? read it for* me.
The eye test chart: C Z J W I N O S T A W C Z
**Polish guy** - *Oh god, I know that guy!!*
Girls use chemicals to remove polish on a daily and no one bats an eye... But when Hitler does it everyone loses their mind
Use chemicals to remove polish and no one bats an eye... use chemicals to remove Polish and you're literally Hitler
Why did the girl eat yeast and shoe polish before bed? She wanted to rise and shine in the morning!
Did you hear in the news that a 747 recently crashed in a cemetery in Poland? The Polish officials have so far retrieved 2000 bodies.
A Polish man goes into the optometrist to get new glasses. The optometrist holds up an eye chart and asks "What do you make of this?" The man responds, "I went to school with that guy."
What's the difference between Russian Roulette and Polish Roulette? In Polish Roulette you use an automatic.
A Polish man goes to an optometrist.
He takes a seat. The optometrist shows him a sign that says:
The optometrist asks, "Can you read the letters?"
The Polish man replies "Of course, I even know the guy!"
What do you call an overly drunk Polish man doing the Macarena in a strip club? A cab ride home
When Hitler started invading other countries, nail salons and nail polish companies started to go out of business He used to much Polish Remover that people just stopped painting their nails
Did you hear about the Polish admiral who wanted to be buried at sea? 6 men died trying to dig his grave
What is it that most women do in their daily lives but is considered a tragedy when Adolf Hitler did? Remove Polish using chemicals.
If you turn Indonesia flag upside down you'll get Polish flag. What will you get if you turn upside down Ukrainian flag? An upside down Ukrainian flag
Has Brexit actually happened? Was wondering because I saw a Polish person walking down the street
Why do Polish people never use vowels? People the Germans stole them to make ridiculously long words
A Dutchman, a Scandinavian and a Polish fellow walk into a bar The bartender looks up and asks, "Is this a joke?"
Polish talks to Russian I heard that it is -60 degrees here in winter. No, only -30. Then why do they say it's -60? Maybe outside.
Did you hear the one about the Polish terrorist they sent to blow up a car? He burnt his mouth on the tail pipe
I’m thinking of running as the Prime Minister of Canada Does anyone have any shoe polish I can borrow for Halloween?
Roses Are Red
Violets are blue.
Today is my cake day.
Can I get an upvote or two?
How did the polish guy break his arm raking leaves.
He fell out of the tree!
I can't believe some people Girls remove polish with chemicals all the time, but one guy does it and we apparently need to start a second world war to stop him.