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Funny Polish Jokes
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Girls use chemicals to remove polish and no one bats an eye But when hitler does it everyone loses their mind

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What does a polish bride get on her wedding night that is long and hard? a new last name

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Use chemicals to remove polish and no one bats an eye Use chemicals to remove the Polish and you're literally Hitler.

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What is long and hard that a Polish bride gets on her wedding night? A new last name.

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What do you call a Polish fisherman? A fishing pole.

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A girl uses chemicals to remove polish and no one looks twice And yet when Hitler tried it, everyone threw a fit

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A frog decided to trace his genealogy one day... He discovered he was a tad Polish.

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A Polish man goes to the eye doctor... A Polish man goes to the eye doctor. The bottom line of the eye chart has the letters:

C Z Y N Q S T A S Z

The Optometrist asks „Can you read this?”

„Read it?”, the Pole replies, „I know the guy!”

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Last night, I gave my girlfriend a medieval battle uniform to polish while I went to the bar. I mean, she always said she wanted... ...a night in, shining armor.

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Why does Hitler like acetone? It's a Polish Remover

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Use chemicals to remove polish and no one cares.. But use chemicals to remove Polish and you're literally Hitler.

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Using chemicals to remove polish is fine... But use chemicals to remove the Polish and you're suddenly Hitler!

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Sieg Heil by Covergirl Girls use chemicals to remove polish and no one panics.
Hitler does the same thing and everyone loses their minds.

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What do panties and nail polish have in common? Both come off with alcohol

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I have a polish friend who is a sound technician. and a Czech one. A Czech one too. A Czech one too.

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I have a Polish friend who is a sound technician. I have a Czech one too.

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What was the first thing Hitler bought from the beauty shop? Polish remover

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What's the cleanest language in the world? Polish

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What's long and hard that a Polish bride gets on her wedding night? A new last name.

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At Polish man has an appointment at the oculist The doctor shows him a sign:.


WYRZYKOWTACZ.


Doctor: "Could you read those letters?"


Polish patient: "Letters? I know that guy!"

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I ran my car into a pole late last night The worst part was the awful sound it made, but I don't speak polish so I just kept driving

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A Polish man was getting his eyesight tested The optician brings out a card with the letters

C X W I N O X S T A Z

"Can you read the letters" asks the optician.

The Polish man:"Read it? I know the guy.

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What does a Polish man give his wife on their wedding night that's long and hard? His last name

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What do Hitler and teenage girls have in common? They both use chemicals to remove the polish.

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I Had A Polish Friend Who's A Sound Technician... Oh, and a Czech one too. Czech one too. Czech one too.

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I have a Polish sound engineer friend. I also have a Czech one, too.

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A Polish Immigrant applies for a driver's license First, of course, he had to take an eye sight test.

The optician showed him a card with the letters

'C Z W I X N O S T A C Z.'

'Can you read this?' the optician asked.

'Read it?' the Polish guy replied, 'I know the guy.'

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A Polish man was at the Eye Doctor to test his sight, and looked at a chart with the following letters: G U O Y L V B J I T D A Z C K

Doctor: Can you read the letters?

Polish Man: Of course i can read it, I know the guy!

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Capital letters... ...the difference between using chemicals to remove polish, and using chemicals to remove Polish.

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What do you call a polish guy on a boat? A fishing pole

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Why don't Polish people like playing American football? They can't defend against a blitz.

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Do you know what do women and nail polish have in common? they both undress with the help
of alchocol

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Why are hot pickle buns so popular in polish women's prisons? They're made out of dill dough.

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What does nail polish and panties have in common. They both come off with alcohol.

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What language does furniture speak? Forniture Polish.

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The 3 shortest books ever written are: Polish Wisdom

Jewish Business Ethics

Black Guys I Met While Yachting

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I’m thinking of running as the Prime Minister of Canada Does anyone have any shoe polish I can borrow for Halloween?

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My polish friend went to the Optometrist the other day. The Dr. Asked him to read the 6th line down. The letters were "GOLVIJKSTRL". My friend said "Read it? I know the guy!"...

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I have a Polish friend who works as an audio engineer. and a Czech one too. Czech one too.

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What do you call Polish twins? A pair of skis

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Why dont polish people like playing American gootball? They cant defend against a blitz

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What does woman and nail polish have in common? They both go down easily with alcohol.

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You can take a Turk to Poland but you can't Polish a Kurd.

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Sean Connery dials 911..... Is this the polish.

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Ho did Germany beat Poland in WWII? Well... when the Polish threw grenades at the Germans,the Germans pulled the pins and threw them back!

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What did the polish tourist say to another polish tourist friend in lybia? Have you seen three pole

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I'm not sure why people were so surprised by the quality of The Witcher 3 It's a well known fact that games benefit from a lot of polish.

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What are Polish hotdogs made out of? Retarded pigs

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How do you cure a Polish heroin addict? Give him a plastic spoon

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