It's so hot I just saw two trees fighting over a dog.
I'm in Southern Texas ... ... and it's so hot here, the trees are fighting over the dogs.
It's so hot outside that I just saw two hobbits throw a ring off my roof.
Two muffins are sitting in a hot oven.
Two muffins are sitting in a hot over. The first muffin sighs and says, "gosh, it's so hot in here."
"The second muffin exclaims, "Ahh, a talking muffin!"
It's so hot today That I saw two lamppost fight over a dog.
It's so hot today... ... I saw a meth-head putting copper back into an AC unit.
It's so hot outside that I called my ex to hang out Just needed to be around something shady
It's so hot this summer..... That two hobbits came to me asking for directions to Mordor.
We must do something about climate change... It's so hot that Danny DeVito is a 10!