It's So Hot Jokes

Funny It's So Hot Jokes
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It's so hot I just saw two trees fighting over a dog.

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I'm in Southern Texas ... ... and it's so hot here, the trees are fighting over the dogs.

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It's so hot outside that I just saw two hobbits throw a ring off my roof.

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Two muffins are sitting in a hot oven. Two muffins are sitting in a hot over. The first muffin sighs and says, "gosh, it's so hot in here."

"The second muffin exclaims, "Ahh, a talking muffin!"

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It's so hot today That I saw two lamppost fight over a dog.

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It's so hot today... ... I saw a meth-head putting copper back into an AC unit.

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It's so hot outside that I called my ex to hang out Just needed to be around something shady

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It's so hot this summer..... That two hobbits came to me asking for directions to Mordor.

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We must do something about climate change... It's so hot that Danny DeVito is a 10!

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