A North Korean Soldier Walks Into A Bar The bartender asks, "How's it going?" The North Korean soldier replies, "Can't complain!"
I asked my North Korean friend, “what’s it like to live in North Korea?” He responded, “can’t complain.”
I asked my North Korean pen pal how it was like living in North Korea "I can't complain" he wrote back.
A young Korean couple are lying in bed...
When the guy starts farting nonstop.
The girl, unable to take the smell, says, "Stop, that's disgusting!"
"Don't blame me", the guy says. "It's the dog."
"Oh, don't blame him", she says. "He was cooked perfectly."
BREAKING: North Korean leader in a vegetative state following surgery. They've begun calling him Kim Jong Un-Responsive
I don't get why Japanese people and South Korean people just can't get along. I mean, they're all Chinese.
I asked my North Korean friend how it was to live in North Korea... He says he can't complain.
My girlfriend is a half-Korean Her mom is Korean and her dad is Korean and her legs got ripped off in a car accident.
I wrote to my North Korean penpal asking how things were in his country He wrote back "I can't complain"
A North-Korean officer pulls out a megaphone at the North and South Korean border and yells "Kim Jong-Un is an idiot!" and gets sent to 31 years in a labor camp. 1 year for insulting the Dear Leader and 30 years for revealing a state secret.
A North Korean man frequently sneaks to the South Korean capital to gamble for bakery goods for his family. He is the seoul breadwinner
"How is life in North Korea?" I wrote to my North Korean pen pal "I can't complain" he wrote back.
A North Korean soldier runs across the DMZ and yells to the US Army "Kim Jong Un is an idiot!" and gets thrown in a labor camp for 16 years by the government. 1 year for insulting the Dear Leader and the other 15 for revealing a state secret.
I asked my North Korean friend, what’s it like living in North Korea? He said “I can’t complain”.
Whats the difference between a North Korean Hospital and a Vegan Restaurant? Nothing, They both serve up Vegetables
If Kim Jong Un really has become brain dead then I now have a lot more respect for him After all, he’s providing many North Korean citizens with what could well be their first look at a vegetable
BREAKING: North Korean leader Kim Jong Un in vegetative state after surgery He's become the very thing he hates
There's a rumour that North Korean dictator, Kim Jong Un is dead. But personally, I think he's just Kim Jong Un-well
The Beastie Boys bought a cheap, Korean laptop...
But Windows wouldn’t work on it because it was licensed to Kim jong ill.
I SAID IT WAS LICENS....oh never mind.
A Korean man is wanted for questioning after his wife was found dead in their family home. He is the Seoul suspect.
Because of the Corona virus: North Korean citizens aren't allowed to leave the country, for the time being.
I asked my North Korean friend about how it feels like living in North Korea? He replied, "Can't complain".
What does the Korean civil war and a Korean gambler have in common ? A Korean lost a Korean won
A German named Lars and a Korean named Wan-Wan travel to America.
As they’re walking the streets of New York, Lars gets hit by a car.
Wan-wan exclaims “Lars! Do I need to call the emergency!?!?”
Loved the Korean zombie movie "Train to Busan" and can't wait for it's sequel to come out? Then catch a train to Wuhan.
I asked my north korean friend what were his thoughts on his country situation. "Well," he said. "I guess I can't complain".
What do you call a Korean high school girl who fights crime in spare time? Kimchi Possible obviously
I want to open a Korean restaurant with basketball great Kareem Abdul Jabbar. . . We’ll call it Korean Abdul Jabbarbecue.
How many people does it take to start a K-Pop band? Just one korean and a really good stylist