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A North Korean Soldier Walks Into A Bar The bartender asks, "How's it going?" The North Korean soldier replies, "Can't complain!"

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Why is the North Korean dictator so evil? Because he has no Seoul.

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I asked my North Korean friend what life was like in North Korea "Can't complain", he said.

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I asked my North Korean pen pal how it was like living in North Korea "I can't complain" he wrote back.

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Unfortunately I lost my Korean friend the other day. So Yung.

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A young Korean couple are lying in bed... When the guy starts farting nonstop.

The girl, unable to take the smell, says, "Stop, that's disgusting!"

"Don't blame me", the guy says. "It's the dog."

"Oh, don't blame him", she says. "He was cooked perfectly."

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How do you stop a North Korean tank? Shoot the soldier pushing it.

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A father asks his child, "Could you please stop listening to Korean music?" "K, pop."

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My dad told me I was listening to way too much Korean Music. I told him, "K pop"

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I don't get why Japanese people and South Korean people just can't get along. I mean, they're all Chinese.

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I asked my North Korean friend how it was to live in North Korea... He says he can't complain.

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Why are North Korean weekends so lame? Because theres only one party.

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Yesterday my Korean friend died... He was So Yung

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What do you call North Korean K-Pop? Propaganda Style.

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Did you know that 80% of Korean businessmen have caddaracts? The other 20% drive Mercedes

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I asked my North Korean friend how it was over there. He said he couldn't complain.

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North Korean submarine accidentally destroys another North Korean submarine Woops, wrong sub

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Why are North Korean Figure Skaters so good? It's all about the Execution

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Why does the north Korean navy have glass bottom boats? So they can see their air Force.

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What do all North Korean's say when you ask them how their day was? "can't complain"

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My girlfriend is a half-Korean Her mom is Korean and her dad is Korean and her legs got ripped off in a car accident.

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Why is North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Un so ruthless? He doesn't have a Seoul.

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A North-Korean officer pulls out a megaphone at the North and South Korean border and yells "Kim Jong-Un is an idiot!" and gets sent to 31 years in a labor camp. 1 year for insulting the Dear Leader and 30 years for revealing a state secret.

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My Korean friend passed away... So Yung...

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I asked my North Korean friend how life was there He said he couldn't complain.

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Why do North Korean navy boats have glass bottoms So they can see their Air Force

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A North Korean man frequently sneaks to the South Korean capital to gamble for bakery goods for his family. He is the seoul breadwinner

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What's a North Korean farmer's favorite time of year? Breakfast.

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Being a North Korean is tough and all but hey At the end of the day, I can't complain.

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I asked my North Korean friend how things were going there. He said, "I can't complain."

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I asked my North Korean friend what life is like there He said he couldn't complain

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In the latest federal North Korean election, Kim Jung Un won 100% of the vote. A landslide victory against his sole competitor: "*Or else*".

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What do you call a rap group of North Korean defectors? Run-DMZ

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Just been speaking with my North Korean friend and asked him what it was like living there. "I can't complain" he replied.

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How do you laugh in North Korean? You dont

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What’s a North Korean’s favorite drink? A supreme liter

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What's the difference between an old crab and a Korean in the oven? Ones a crusty crestacean and the others a crispy crust Asian

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My brother is Korean and has always wanted to sleep with a Vietnamese woman. Apparently when you give away the Dong, you'll never Nyguen.

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I'm allowed to make racist jokes because my Mother in Law is Korean And she love me long time

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North Korean doctors when giving their leader a CPR be like : Kim Jong Un.. *Dos.. Tres...*

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I saw currencies fighting on the road. The South Korean Won

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I asked my North Korean friend how it is to live there.. He said he couldn't complain.

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I asked my North Korean friend about how it feels like living in North Korea? He replied, "Can't complain".

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What do you call a North Korean fish? Kim Jong Gill

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What do you call a Korean soiler who died from holding a grenade to long? Jungkook

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I want to open a Korean restaurant with basketball great Kareem Abdul Jabbar. . . We’ll call it Korean Abdul Jabbarbecue.

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I went to buy a new car, but I couldn’t afford a Korean built Kia. So I bought an IKEA, it’s a Swedish car made of wood that I had to assemble myself!

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Did you hear about the South Korean pop singer taken to perform for Kim Jong Un? They say it was an extraordinary rendition.

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Three South Korean politicians are in a jail They asked each other why they're sentenced.
Politician A: I opposed Park Geun Hye.
Politician B: I supported Park Geun Hye.
Politician C: I am Park Geun Hye herself.

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What did a north korean get for cristmas ? Really hungry

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I Asked My North Korean Penpal What It Was Like Living There. He Replied, “I Can’t Say Anything Bad About It.”

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Why do North Korean police travel in groups of 3? You need one to read.

You need one to write.

And you need a third to keep an eye on the intellectuals.

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What do you call an indecisive North Korean? Kim Jong Um...

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What do you call two Korean people in a dodge charger? The gooks of hazard.

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What were North Korean communists using before gas lamps? Electric Lamps

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Trump walks into a North Korean bar And raises it

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What did the North Korean coach say to the figure skater before her competition? We expect great execution.

What did the coach say after a poor performance?

We expect great execution.

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Where to find a sweet dog? At a korean restarant.

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What's the difference between an old crab and Korean in the oven? Ones a crusty crestacean and the others a crispy crust Asian

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What's the difference between an old crab and a Korean in the oven? Ones a crusty crustacean and the other's a crispy crust Asian

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Asian people are such bad drivers They keep Korean off the road

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What's a Korean's favourite take on a traditional British meal? German Shepherd pie.

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