A North Korean Soldier Walks Into A Bar The bartender asks, "How's it going?" The North Korean soldier replies, "Can't complain!"
Why is the North Korean dictator so evil? Because he has no Seoul.
I asked my North Korean friend what life was like in North Korea "Can't complain", he said.
I asked my North Korean pen pal how it was like living in North Korea "I can't complain" he wrote back.
Unfortunately I lost my Korean friend the other day. So Yung.
A young Korean couple are lying in bed...
When the guy starts farting nonstop.
The girl, unable to take the smell, says, "Stop, that's disgusting!"
"Don't blame me", the guy says. "It's the dog."
"Oh, don't blame him", she says. "He was cooked perfectly."
How do you stop a North Korean tank? Shoot the soldier pushing it.
A father asks his child, "Could you please stop listening to Korean music?" "K, pop."
My dad told me I was listening to way too much Korean Music. I told him, "K pop"
I don't get why Japanese people and South Korean people just can't get along. I mean, they're all Chinese.
I asked my North Korean friend how it was to live in North Korea... He says he can't complain.
Why are North Korean weekends so lame? Because theres only one party.
Yesterday my Korean friend died... He was So Yung
What do you call North Korean K-Pop? Propaganda Style.
Did you know that 80% of Korean businessmen have caddaracts? The other 20% drive Mercedes
I asked my North Korean friend how it was over there. He said he couldn't complain.
North Korean submarine accidentally destroys another North Korean submarine Woops, wrong sub
Why are North Korean Figure Skaters so good? It's all about the Execution
Why does the north Korean navy have glass bottom boats? So they can see their air Force.
What do all North Korean's say when you ask them how their day was? "can't complain"
My girlfriend is a half-Korean Her mom is Korean and her dad is Korean and her legs got ripped off in a car accident.
Why is North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Un so ruthless? He doesn't have a Seoul.
A North-Korean officer pulls out a megaphone at the North and South Korean border and yells "Kim Jong-Un is an idiot!" and gets sent to 31 years in a labor camp. 1 year for insulting the Dear Leader and 30 years for revealing a state secret.
My Korean friend passed away... So Yung...
I asked my North Korean friend how life was there He said he couldn't complain.
Why do North Korean navy boats have glass bottoms So they can see their Air Force
A North Korean man frequently sneaks to the South Korean capital to gamble for bakery goods for his family. He is the seoul breadwinner
What's a North Korean farmer's favorite time of year? Breakfast.
Being a North Korean is tough and all but hey At the end of the day, I can't complain.
How do you clear a North Korean bingo hall? B 52
So I asked my North Korean friend how his life was going He said "Can't complain".
"How is life in North Korea?" I wrote to my North Korean pen pal "I can't complain" he wrote back.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get out of the range of the North Korean missiles
Have you tried North Korean food? Neither have they
I asked my North Korean friend how things were going there. He said, "I can't complain."
I asked my North Korean friend what life is like there He said he couldn't complain
Which of these three does not belong: (A) a lobster, (B) a flounder, or (C) a Korean man who has just been run over by a bus?
The answer is (B) a flounder.
The other two are crushedAsians.
In the latest federal North Korean election, Kim Jung Un won 100% of the vote. A landslide victory against his sole competitor: "*Or else*".
What do you call a rap group of North Korean defectors? Run-DMZ
North Korean doctors when giving their leader a CPR be like : Kim Jong Un.. *Dos.. Tres...*
I asked my North Korean friend about how it feels like living in North Korea? He replied, "Can't complain".
What do you call a North Korean fish? Kim Jong Gill
What do you call a Korean soiler who died from holding a grenade to long? Jungkook
I went to buy a new car, but I couldn’t afford a Korean built Kia. So I bought an IKEA, it’s a Swedish car made of wood that I had to assemble myself!
Did you hear about the South Korean pop singer taken to perform for Kim Jong Un? They say it was an extraordinary rendition.
Three South Korean politicians are in a jail
They asked each other why they're sentenced.
Politician A: I opposed Park Geun Hye.
Politician B: I supported Park Geun Hye.
Politician C: I am Park Geun Hye herself.
What did a north korean get for cristmas ? Really hungry
I recently watched a North Korean horror movie It turned out to be a documentary.
What do you call an indecisive North Korean? Kim Jong Um...
How do you laugh in North Korean? You dont
My brother is Korean and has always wanted to sleep with a Vietnamese woman. Apparently when you give away the Dong, you'll never Nyguen.
What were North Korean communists using before gas lamps? Electric Lamps
Trump walks into a North Korean bar And raises it
Where to find a sweet dog? At a korean restarant.
What's the difference between an old crab and Korean in the oven? Ones a crusty crestacean and the others a crispy crust Asian
Two North Korean soldiers were patrolling the border
One of them asks: "What do you think of South Korea everytime you look at them?"
The other replies: "The same as you are."
The first then said: "Well then, I must arrest you!"
What do you call a dog in a hot SUV? Korean barbeque
Have you ever tried North Korean food? No? neither have north koreans
Have you ever tried North Korean food?
No? Neither have North Koreans!
credit to u/jackmaner12
The condensed version... A Phillipino, a Korean, a Chinese fella, a Burmese lady, and a Vietnamese guy all go to a nightclub. The doorman stops them and says, "I can't let you in without a Thai."
I wonder what North Korean food tastes like... Oh wait, there is no food.
What do you call an 18 year old Korean prostitute? ...Sum-Yung Ho
As a North Korean I am offended at this "Can't complain" meme. We can complain But why get killed?
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because North Korean long range missles cant make it that far.
What's the best part about another korean war? A second series of M.A.S.H
What did the Korean fried chicken wing say to the fried chicken leg? Boy, I wish I could fry.
So I asked my North Korean friend about his country. He said he couldn't complain
A Korean kid walks into class with no homework.
"Where is your homework, little Wu-Chan-Le?" asks the teacher.
"My dog ate it," he replied. "Then my dad ate the dog."
My Korean friend died recently So Yung
The US Navy is starting to worry about the North Korean military. Since all the missles they launch at Washington end up hitting the ocean, the odds are they will eventually hit a ship.
North Korean launches keep getting better and better Heck, they even made it to the front page today!
Have you ever tried North Korean food? Neither have the North Koreans
What do you call two Korean guys standing next to each other? Parallel Park
News: Trump would be “honoured” to meet North Korean dictator. “He’s my kind of guy — crazy, overweight and has a ridiculous haircut.” Said North Korea’s dictator.
What's the difference between an old crab and a Korean in the oven? Ones a crusty crustacean and the other's a crispy crust Asian
Asian people are such bad drivers They keep Korean off the road
What is the lowest form of North Korean joke? A Kim Jong Pun
My Korean friend died last night So Yung
I recently got into an accident by over steering into a Korean car. It could have been avoided if I had better Hyundai coordination.
A Filipino, a Korean, a Laotian, a Chinese, a Japanese and a Vietnamese go to a fancy restaurant. "Sorry" says the Maitre d' ... "You can't be seated without a Thai."
What's the difference between an old crab and a Korean in the oven? Ones a crusty crestacean and the others a crispy crust Asian
What would you call a North Korean news channel? The Medium.
Surprise Korean knock knock joke
Kim Yong-nam: "Who's there?"
Kim Yong-nam: "Poison dart who?"
"Poison dart you."
I asked my North Korean friend how Christmas was going. He said he couldn't complain.
So I asked my North Korean frien how is life was going. He said "can't complain"
Here's a joke about North Korea [This post has been removed by the North Korean Government]
Why did the chicken cross the road North korean missles don't go that far
I asked my North Korean friend how it was up there he said he couldn't complain...
What's a Korean's favourite take on a traditional British meal? German Shepherd pie.
What do you call a real old korean? Jurassic Park