Elf Jokes

Funny Elf Jokes
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What's the rudest type of Elf? The GofuckyoursELF

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An Elf, a Dwarf, and a Man walk into a bar The Hobbit laughs at them and walks under it.

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So an elf walked into a bar... The hobbit laughed and walked under it.

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Q. What's the rudest type of Elf? A. The GofuckyoursElf.

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When is a pixie not a pixie? When she's got her head down an elf's pants, then she's a goblin.

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What do you call an elf wearing earmuffs? Anything you want. He can't hear you.

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When is a pixie not a pixie? When she has her head down an elf's pants. Then she's a goblin

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Why did the elf have to play with Mega Bloks? Because he was Legoless

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What is Father Christmas's tax status? What is Father Christmas's tax status?

Elf-employed.

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What sort of elf lives in a can? A sprite

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When is an elf not an elf? When he’s got his head up a fairy’s skirt, then he’s a goblin.

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Harry Potter? Santa would never free an elf.

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What do elves learn in preschool? Not the elf-abet, no; they don't learn anything because they don't exist.

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An elf walks into a bar. (LOTR) The hobbit laughed and walked under it.

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What do you call a workplace accident at the North Pole? Shelf on the elf.

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What do elves learn in school? The elf-abet.

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What do you call an elf with a personal trainer? Elfy.

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A Republican, a Democrat, a Communist, a priest, a rabbi, an Imam, an African, a Caucasian, an Asian, a horse, a giraffe, an elephant, a fairy, an elf, and an unicorn walk into a bar... The bar tender looks up

"What is this? A joke?"

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What kind of jokes would a depressed elf tell? Elf-deprecating.

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An elf and a human walk into a bar... The halfling and the dwarf pass under it.

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What's the best thing about working for Santa Claus? Universal elf care.

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You've heard of Elf on a Shelf, but have you heard... Jeffrey Epstein definitely didn't kill himself.

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Why was Santa's helper doing so poorly at work? Because he had low elf-esteem

(I hope this hasn't been posted recently...Sorry if it has)

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What do you get when you mix an elf and a scientologist? Elrond Hubbard!

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why was santa's little helper so depressed? he had low elf esteem!

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Which elf was the best singer? Elfis Presley

(I’ll get my coat)

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What do you call a double-amputee Irish elf? Leg O'Las

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I think I’m ready to declare Elf of the year already: Epstein didn’t kill hims Elf.

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Ice Bank Mice Elf (repeat this 10 times fast)

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My great uncle Chuck started the elf on a shelf tradition. Well, actually, he was a drunk on a bunk, but we toned it down for the kids.

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I saw a garden elf On the subway today muttering to himself click.... click.... click.... click....

He was a metro gnome.

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Did you hear Santa’s been kicking off at his workers again? He’s got mental elf problems.

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The place I store my loud elf Shhh elf

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100 days to go before Christmas...and who is Santa’s favorite singer? Elf-is Presley

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