What's that Italian dessert called where you pour espresso coffee over ice cream? Everyone I ask can't remember either.
An English man, German, French and Italian are standing at the side of a street watching a street performer
The street performer noticed that they all have poor eye sight so he asked them whether they can see him and they responded:
A boy was born of an Indian, Chinese, Irish, and Italian grandmother...
They couldn't settle on a name, until it hit them!
They named him Ravi O. Lee
Did you hear about the Italian chef that died?
He pasta way.
We cannoli do so much.
His legacy will be a pizza history.
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Why are so many Italian men named Tony? When they ship them over from the Old Country, they stamp "To N.Y." on them...
Why should you always knock on your fridge door before opening it? Because there could be an Italian dressing inside.
What do you call an Italian with a broken arm? Speech impaired.
A Judge orders an Italian man to pay $10,000
Italian man: Why?
Judge: It's a fine.
Italian man: (quietly) It's a not...
My girlfriend said she wanted to be treated like a princess So I used her as bait to lure an Italian plumber into my castle
What do you call an Italian hooker?
I am so sorry.
Why couldn't the Italian explain himself to the police? He was handcuffed.
What do you call an Italian Jedi?
Obi Wan Cannoli.
Don't worry, I'll see myself out.
Did you hear about the famous Italian chef that recently died? He pasta way.
What's a specimen? An Italian astronaut :-D
The Italian government has decided to put a big clock similar to Big Ben in the leaning tower of Piza. Now they’ll have the time as well as the inclination.
What do you call a poor Italian community? a spaghetto.
What did the Jedi order at the Italian restaurant? Only one cannoli.
What does an Italian have when he is missing one arm? A severe speech impediment.
What do you call the Italian slums? The spaghettos.
Did you hear about the Italian chef? He pasta way :(
I'm dating an Italian bricklayer. It's cement to be.
What do you call an Italian with two broken hands? Mute
Did you hear about the woman who died in an Italian restaurant? She pasta way.
Did you hear about the Italian chef that died? He pasta way. Although we cannoli do so much, he will forever be a pizza history. His wife? Cheese still not over it. Just goes to show here today, gone tomato. Lets send olive our prayers to the family.
Don't be racist, be like Mario... He's an Italian plumber created by Japanese people who speaks English, and looks like a Mexican, and runs like a Jamaican, and jumps like a Black man, and grabs coins like a Jew...
I was at an Italian restaurant last Friday...
Me: "I'll just have the Paggione".
Waitress: "That says 'page one', sir."
What do you call an Italian man without arms?
Sorry if repost.
Did you hear about the Italian chef who died? He pasta way last night.
Did you hear about the Italian man who died? He pasta way... ...now he's a pizza history.
If Italian bread is Italian bread, and French bread is French bread, what do you call southern bread Inbred
How much dessert does a dieting Jedi eat at an Italian restaurant? Only one cannoli.
Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven. At the Pearly Gates, they are met by St. Peter. He says "Sisters, you all led such wonderful lives that I'm granting you six months to go back to earth and be anyone you want to be."
The first nun says, "I want to be Sophia Loren;" and *poof* she's gone.
The second says, "I want to be Madonna;" and *poof* she's gone.
The third says, "I want to be Sara Pipalini". St. Peter looks perplexed. "Who?", he says.
"Sara Pipalini", replies the nun.
St. Peter shakes his head and says; "I'm sorry, but that name just doesn't ring a bell."
The nun then takes a newspaper out of her habit and hands it to St. Peter. He reads the paper and starts laughing. He hands it back to her and says "No sister, the paper says it was the 'Sahara Pipeline' that was laid by 1,400 men in 6 months."
What's a specimen?
An Italian astronaut!
Did you hear about the girl who died in the Italian restaurant? She pasta way.
What do you call an Italian with one arm? Speech impaired.
Why can't Italian snakes talk? They don't have hands.
Why did the Italian wear handcuffs to bed? So he wouldn't talk in his sleep
How do you know if an Italian person is mute? When you see he has no hands.
What is a specimen? An Italian astronaut.
Where do Italian gangsters come from? The spaghetto
The Italian Chef Died He pasta way!
Why are Italian cops so cute? Because they're guinea pigs!!
The old Italian man didn’t die. He pasta way.
Have you heard what pirates did to an Italian condiment ship on the fifth of May? They Sink-a Da Mayo
All Italian recipes are equal, but some Italian recipes are more equal than others. Animal Parm
What do you call spooky Italian music? Creepy pasta.
What do you call a bad Italian neighborhood? A spaghetto
Why did Louis XIV seize possession of an Italian triumph? To absolutely claim it as, "Mon arch"
I hear The Beatles influenced the COVID19 treatment policy at Italian hospitals... Live... Let Die... Live... Let Die...
What do you call a jamaican who has a fond taste for italian food A Pasta-man
My friend works at an Italian restaurant. Today, he over-fried the food while trying to tell us a ghost story. Guess it's crispy-pasta now.
I had lunch with chess grandmaster magnus magnuson last week. It was a lovely Italian restaurant with a chequered tablecloth though.
It took him three hours to pass the salt.
Did you hear what happened to the Italian chef? He pasta way. Looks like he ran out of thyme
What do you call Italian yoga? tortellini
What's a "specimen"? An Italian astronaut.
I heard an Italian supercar manufacturer is going to be making its next model be covered in chocolate and hazelnuts They're calling it the Ferrari Rocher
Have you ever heard of an italian vampire? Neither have i #garlicPower
What did the dyslexic man order at the Italian restaurant? Tapas
What does an Italian barista say when they can't remember the letter between N and P? Affogato.
If Italian food is made by Italians and Indian food by Indians,... who is making Dog food?
The Italian government has cancelled the town of Ferno’s annual fiesta This year there’ll be no disco in ferno
What is a horse’s favorite Italian city? Neigh-poli
What is an Italian suppository called? Innuendo
What is it called when an Italian hooker farts? Pasta toot.
What did the Italian Dictator say to those dang Allies? Get off Mi-Lan!
Why was the Italian chef locked out of his house? Because he had gnocchi.
What does an Italian dementia patient eat for dessert? Affogato.
An identity thief stole an Italian chef's identity. When the police found him, they accused him if being an impasta.
I started learning Italian recently It's'a going perfecto
I told my Italian housemate that "I'm not a materialist", he asked "is that a pronoun?", I replied "no, it's more anti noun"
A German engineer approaches his Italian colleague...
"Give me iron and steel and I'll build you an aircraft carrier!"
The Italian says, "Give me your sister and I'll make you the crew."
What does an Italian person do when they are unclean? They take a ciao-er
My Italian friend works part-time as a chef and part-time as a comedian. I'm sick of hearing his gnocchi gnocchi jokes.
My Italian girlfriend said she only dates bad boys I told her today I walked out of my place three times
What's the difference between your mama and the Italian COVID-19 situation? Your mama's got flat curves
I’m learning a soon to be dead language It’s called Italian
How to speak Italian
Credit to my 8 year old daughter.
"Hey, Dad. Want to hear me speak Italian?"
The Italian government has imposed strict curfews. Absolutely no Roman the streets.
An italian walks into a bar ... but his wife has locked the fridge
Had Corona virus occurred prior to 1997 and the Chinese covered it up It would have been called the Italian Flu instead of the Wuhan virus.
What's the best place to get Italian food in the ocean? The Marinara trench
What is an Italian frogs favourite food? Ribbitoni.
What does a woman get for letting an Italian man nut inside her? Prego
Did you hear about the Italian chef that just died? He pasta away
My doctor said the reason why I am sorry and then mad all the time is because I am bipolar I told him no, it's because I'm half Italian and half Canadian
What do you call an Italian Buddhist? Karmesan
What do you call a fastidious Italian pasta maker? Rigour Tony
Where does an Italian gang live? In the "Spaghetto"
Anthony, a chef from Latvia, decided to open an Italian restaurant... He named it Rigatoni's.
Did you heard about the Italian chef who died? He pasta way
What is it called when two Italians fight? An Italian beef.
What do you call a parent’s sister who hates Italian appetizers? Auntie anti-antipasto
What does an Italian chef make in a Chinese restaurant? Ciao Mein.
What do you call an inner city Italian mob? Spaghetto
They say "you are what you eat"... … which can't be true, because I don't feel like a large Italian with everything.
What do you call an Italian strip club? Spaghetti-hoes
What do you call an Italian sailor who died while stranded on a deserted island? Pastaway
A Greek, a Spaniard and an Italian go out for dinner. Who pays the bill? The German.
The moment I knew she was a sub Was when I licked her forehead and it tasted of Italian herbs and cheese
What's an Italian kids favourite party game Pasta parcel
Should an Italian child born without ears learn sign language? Deafinitaly.