What's that Italian dessert called where you pour espresso coffee over ice cream? Everyone I ask can't remember either.
An English man, German, French and Italian are standing at the side of a street watching a street performer
The street performer noticed that they all have poor eye sight so he asked them whether they can see him and they responded:
A boy was born of an Indian, Chinese, Irish, and Italian grandmother...
They couldn't settle on a name, until it hit them!
They named him Ravi O. Lee
Did you hear about the Italian chef that died?
He pasta way.
We cannoli do so much.
His legacy will be a pizza history.
Edit: Thank you for getting this on the front page!
Why are so many Italian men named Tony? When they ship them over from the Old Country, they stamp "To N.Y." on them...
Why should you always knock on your fridge door before opening it? Because there could be an Italian dressing inside.
A Judge orders an Italian man to pay $10,000
Italian man: Why?
Judge: It's a fine.
Italian man: (quietly) It's a not...
My girlfriend said she wanted to be treated like a princess So I used her as bait to lure an Italian plumber into my castle
The Italian government has decided to put a big clock similar to Big Ben in the leaning tower of Piza. Now they’ll have the time as well as the inclination.
Did you hear about the Italian chef that died? He pasta way. Although we cannoli do so much, he will forever be a pizza history. His wife? Cheese still not over it. Just goes to show here today, gone tomato. Lets send olive our prayers to the family.
Don't be racist, be like Mario... He's an Italian plumber created by Japanese people who speaks English, and looks like a Mexican, and runs like a Jamaican, and jumps like a Black man, and grabs coins like a Jew...
I was at an Italian restaurant last Friday...
Me: "I'll just have the Paggione".
Waitress: "That says 'page one', sir."
If Italian bread is Italian bread, and French bread is French bread, what do you call southern bread Inbred
How to speak Italian
Credit to my 8 year old daughter.
"Hey, Dad. Want to hear me speak Italian?"
They say "you are what you eat"... … which can't be true, because I don't feel like a large Italian with everything.
Oh man... did you hear about the Italian chef that died?
He pasta way...
I mean, the doctors cannoli do so much.
It’s just crazy how you can wake up one day and be gone tomato.
I’ve truly never sausage a tragic thing.
So sad he ran out of thyme... :~(
First attempt at cooking for my Italian girlfriend, she's due here any minute, and I think I royally screwed up the meal. Need help urgently! Thyme is a factor.
What did the Italian marine biologist say when asked to identify an eel?
That's a moray!
I'll see myself out...
What do the colors in the Italian flag stand for?
Blue: a strong and courageous military
Yellow: competitive Formula 1 teams
What do you call an italian fortune teller with a negative outlook on the future? A pesto-mystic.
I once knew an Italian born with a toe growing out of his knee. So his mom, being hilarious, named him.... Just kidding, she left him at the hospital.
An American woman walks into an Italian Starbucks.
She asks for a venti latte and takes her seat. The cashier then calls her name, and the woman goes up.
The cashier hands her 20 lattes.
The word asparagus is funny. It sounds like an Italian guy begging you not to kill someone named Gus.
Don’t be racist; be like mario He’s an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like Mexican, and grabs coins like a Jew.
Spaghetti with Meatballs isn't real Italian cuisine. It's made in America, posing as Italian cuisine. Spaghetti with Meatballs is an **IMPASTA**!
I went out to a fine Italian restaurant last night but there was a large woman blocking the entrance.... I couldn’t get pasta