9/10 people. Accordion to research, 9/10 people don't notice when you replace words with random musical instruments.
Jehovah’s Witness don’t celebrate Halloween. I guess they don’t appreciate random people coming up to their door.
Jehovah's Witness don't celebrate Halloween I guess they don't appreciate random people knocking on their door
TIL Jehovah's Witnesses don't celebrate halloween.. guess they don't appreciate random people knocking on their doors
We had random drug testing at work today. The pcp was my favourite.
The internet is an amazing thing.
One minute I'm at work looking up
random pages, passing the time, the
next minute I'm at home looking for a new job.
I heard Jehovah's Witnesses don't celebrate Halloween I guess they don't appreciate random people knocking on their door
What's the difference between a deaf person and an Italian? One talks with their hands and makes goofy noises at random volumes, and the other can't hear.
I have a condition where I spontaneously tell jokes at random times I think it's a gag reflex.
Me: Doc, I am suddenly afraid of random letters
Doc: You Are?
Doc: Oh I See...
Me: *screaming intesifies*
The internet is amazing One minute you're at work looking at random webpages; the next, you're at home looking for a new job
A Man walked into a bar with a gun
The man - Which one of you F*cked my wife?!
Random guy in the bar - YOU DON'T HAVE THAT MANY BULLETS!
Jehovah's Witnesses don't celebrate Halloween. I guess they don't appreciate random people knocking at their doors all the time.
A Linux Joke
In computing, what's the only way to generate a truly random string?
Put a Windows user in front of VI and tell him to quit.
People are like lottery tickets. You can point to a random one, say it's a loser, and you'll be right most of the time.
H.o.m.e.w.o.r.k Half of my energy wasted on random knowledge
I see why Jehovah's witnesses don't celebrate Halloween, They must dislike random people coming up to their doors.
Interesting Research Accordion to research, 9 out of 10 people don't notice when you replace words with random musical instruments.
Two random variables were talking in a bar They thought they were being discrete but I heard them continuously.
My girlfriend threatened to leave me if I didn't stop pointing out random exits and entrances I said: "There's the door"
My friend developed a video streaming app that rejects every choice you make, and plays random Russian videos instead He calls it *Nyetflix*
Jehovas witnesses don't celebrate Halloween I guess they don't appreciate random people turning up at their doors.
me: i'm terrified of random letters
therapist: you are?
therapist: oh i see
me: [screaming intensifies]
Why do Jehovah Witness’s hate Halloween? They don’t like random people knocking on their door.
Jehova's witnesses don't celebrate halloween I guess they just don't appreciate random people coming up and knocking on their doors.
Jehovah's Witnesses don't celebrate Halloween I guess they don't like when random people come knocking on their door.
I'm very good at remembering random facts.
For example, there are 3,500 different types of lice.
And that's just off the top of my head.
I have a jar in my garage labeled, "My Bachelor Years." It's filled with a bunch of random screws.
Jehovah Witnesses don't celebrate Halloween; I guess they don't appreciate random people coming up to their doors.
Whats the difference between a piano a can of tuna and a bucket of glue...
You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna
(Random person) "what about the bucket of glue?"
(You) "I knew you would get stuck on that"
Our Business is implementing random drug testing... I'm OK with doing most of them but I'm kinda nervous about trying Crack.
Some random guy on the street turned me into a bottle of tequila which rather annoyed me. I hate when people Patrónize me
Yesterday, I had a blast roasting this random fat guy in a comedy club the audience loved it but some said it was a little too spicy for their taste.
Scientists have discovered a new element that appears and disappears at random times. They are calling it the element of... SURPRISE!
I've started to wonder why the UK doesn't just pick a random kid from Eton to sort out Brexit ..I mean, he's going to have to do it eventually
I whispered in this random woman's ear and she told me her favourite Alfred Hitchcock film. "Psycho," she said.
A random person helped me finish my origami swan one the train today. Thanks for the fold, kind stranger.
A random stranger laughed at how I was lactose intolerant How dairy
What do you say when someone does something really random? Wednesday, Thursday, Friday
Random people have started following me on Instagram I guess I am a fermi influencer now. Soon I will be a micro influencer. Mega influencer seems a little far fetched.
What do you call it when you sleep with a random Mexican? Juan night stand
Me: *trying not to randomly laugh while at a funeral* Random person: I have a very great friend in Rome called Biggus Dickus...
Dr Dr I can’t stop adding random letters to the end of words Sounds like a case of appendicitis...
A random person came up to me and said I look crazy I’m not. I have food allergies. It’s hard to be crazy and allergic to peanuts.