Random Jokes

9/10 people. Accordion to research, 9/10 people don't notice when you replace words with random musical instruments.

Jehovah’s Witness don’t celebrate Halloween. I guess they don’t appreciate random people coming up to their door.

Jehovah's Witness don't celebrate Halloween I guess they don't appreciate random people knocking on their door

TIL Jehovah's Witnesses don't celebrate halloween.. guess they don't appreciate random people knocking on their doors

We had random drug testing at work today. The pcp was my favourite.

The internet is an amazing thing. One minute I'm at work looking up
random pages, passing the time, the
next minute I'm at home looking for a new job.

I heard Jehovah's Witnesses don't celebrate Halloween I guess they don't appreciate random people knocking on their door

What's the difference between a deaf person and an Italian? One talks with their hands and makes goofy noises at random volumes, and the other can't hear.

I have a condition where I spontaneously tell jokes at random times I think it's a gag reflex.

Me: Doc, I am suddenly afraid of random letters Doc: You Are?

Me: *screams*

Doc: Oh I See...

Me: *screaming intesifies*

The internet is amazing One minute you're at work looking at random webpages; the next, you're at home looking for a new job

A Man walked into a bar with a gun The man - Which one of you F*cked my wife?!

Random guy in the bar - YOU DON'T HAVE THAT MANY BULLETS!

Jehovah's Witnesses don't celebrate Halloween. I guess they don't appreciate random people knocking at their doors all the time.

A Linux Joke In computing, what's the only way to generate a truly random string?

Put a Windows user in front of VI and tell him to quit.

People are like lottery tickets. You can point to a random one, say it's a loser, and you'll be right most of the time.

H.o.m.e.w.o.r.k Half of my energy wasted on random knowledge

I see why Jehovah's witnesses don't celebrate Halloween, They must dislike random people coming up to their doors.

Interesting Research Accordion to research, 9 out of 10 people don't notice when you replace words with random musical instruments.

Two random variables were talking in a bar They thought they were being discrete but I heard them continuously.

My girlfriend threatened to leave me if I didn't stop pointing out random exits and entrances I said: "There's the door"

My friend developed a video streaming app that rejects every choice you make, and plays random Russian videos instead He calls it *Nyetflix*

Jehovas witnesses don't celebrate Halloween I guess they don't appreciate random people turning up at their doors.

me: i'm terrified of random letters therapist: you are?

me: [screams]

therapist: oh i see

me: [screaming intensifies]

Why do Jehovah Witness’s hate Halloween? They don’t like random people knocking on their door.

Jehova's witnesses don't celebrate halloween I guess they just don't appreciate random people coming up and knocking on their doors.

Jehovah's Witnesses don't celebrate Halloween I guess they don't like when random people come knocking on their door.

I'm very good at remembering random facts. For example, there are 3,500 different types of lice.

And that's just off the top of my head.

I have a jar in my garage labeled, "My Bachelor Years." It's filled with a bunch of random screws.

Jehovah Witnesses don't celebrate Halloween; I guess they don't appreciate random people coming up to their doors.

Whats the difference between a piano a can of tuna and a bucket of glue... You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna









(Random person) "what about the bucket of glue?"


(You) "I knew you would get stuck on that"

Our Business is implementing random drug testing... I'm OK with doing most of them but I'm kinda nervous about trying Crack.

Scientists have discovered a new element that appears and disappears at random times. They are calling it the element of... SURPRISE!

I've started to wonder why the UK doesn't just pick a random kid from Eton to sort out Brexit ..I mean, he's going to have to do it eventually

I whispered in this random woman's ear and she told me her favourite Alfred Hitchcock film. "Psycho," she said.

A random person helped me finish my origami swan one the train today. Thanks for the fold, kind stranger.

A random stranger laughed at how I was lactose intolerant How dairy

What do you say when someone does something really random? Wednesday, Thursday, Friday

A random person came up to me and said I look crazy I’m not. I have food allergies. It’s hard to be crazy and allergic to peanuts.

Some random dude bodyslammed me at a rave and almost broke my back He was angry that I didn't take my hat off when 009 Sound System's Dreamscape started playing.