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Jehovah's Witnesses don't celebrate Halloween I guess they don't appreciate random people coming up to their door.
9/10 people. Accordion to research, 9/10 people don't notice when you replace words with random musical instruments.
Jehovah’s Witness don’t celebrate Halloween. I guess they don’t appreciate random people coming up to their door.
Jehovah's Witness don't celebrate Halloween I guess they don't appreciate random people knocking on their door
TIL Jehovah's Witnesses don't celebrate halloween.. guess they don't appreciate random people knocking on their doors
We had random drug testing at work today. The pcp was my favourite.
The internet is an amazing thing.
One minute I'm at work looking up
random pages, passing the time, the
next minute I'm at home looking for a new job.
I heard Jehovah's Witnesses don't celebrate Halloween I guess they don't appreciate random people knocking on their door
What's the difference between a deaf person and an Italian? One talks with their hands and makes goofy noises at random volumes, and the other can't hear.
I have a condition where I spontaneously tell jokes at random times I think it's a gag reflex.
Me: Doc, I am suddenly afraid of random letters
Doc: You Are?
Me: *screams*
Doc: Oh I See...
Me: *screaming intesifies*
The internet is amazing One minute you're at work looking at random webpages; the next, you're at home looking for a new job
A Man walked into a bar with a gun
The man - Which one of you F*cked my wife?!
Random guy in the bar - YOU DON'T HAVE THAT MANY BULLETS!
Jehovah's Witnesses don't celebrate Halloween. I guess they don't appreciate random people knocking at their doors all the time.
A Linux Joke
In computing, what's the only way to generate a truly random string?
Put a Windows user in front of VI and tell him to quit.
People are like lottery tickets. You can point to a random one, say it's a loser, and you'll be right most of the time.
H.o.m.e.w.o.r.k Half of my energy wasted on random knowledge
I see why Jehovah's witnesses don't celebrate Halloween, They must dislike random people coming up to their doors.
Interesting Research Accordion to research, 9 out of 10 people don't notice when you replace words with random musical instruments.
Two random variables were talking in a bar They thought they were being discrete but I heard them continuously.
My girlfriend threatened to leave me if I didn't stop pointing out random exits and entrances I said: "There's the door"
My friend developed a video streaming app that rejects every choice you make, and plays random Russian videos instead He calls it *Nyetflix*
Jehovas witnesses don't celebrate Halloween I guess they don't appreciate random people turning up at their doors.
me: i'm terrified of random letters
therapist: you are?
me: [screams]
therapist: oh i see
me: [screaming intensifies]
Why do Jehovah Witness’s hate Halloween? They don’t like random people knocking on their door.
Jehova's witnesses don't celebrate halloween I guess they just don't appreciate random people coming up and knocking on their doors.
Jehovah's Witnesses don't celebrate Halloween I guess they don't like when random people come knocking on their door.
I'm very good at remembering random facts.
For example, there are 3,500 different types of lice.
And that's just off the top of my head.
I have a jar in my garage labeled, "My Bachelor Years." It's filled with a bunch of random screws.
Jehovah Witnesses don't celebrate Halloween; I guess they don't appreciate random people coming up to their doors.
I pushed a random old guy's Life Alert to see what would happen.
He got so angry, he had a heart attack.
Good thing the ambulance was already on it's way.
I didn't know which board game to buy, so I chose at random... It was worth taking the risk.
A guy shoots a random man on the street.
Cop: "Did you kill this man?"
Guy: "No, a bullet killed him. Bullets are made of lead, which comes from the ground. The ground is part of nature. He died of natural causes. Case closed."
Our Business is implementing random drug testing... I'm OK with doing most of them but I'm kinda nervous about trying Crack.
What's the best vitamin for friendship?
B1
Shout out to the random guy on the street that told me this joke!
Why did the EU start downloading random stuff to it's computer? It had freed up one GB of space.
Yesterday, I had a blast roasting this random fat guy in a comedy club the audience loved it but some said it was a little too spicy for their taste.
[Request] Jokes about fruit juice? I know it's random ^^ sorry
I've been tasked with finding jokes/puns or even short skits about fruit juice (for school).
Thanks in advance for your replies :)
Scientists have discovered a new element that appears and disappears at random times. They are calling it the element of... SURPRISE!
An owl was investigated as a suspect in the serial murders of eight random individuals in under a year But the case went cold after repeatedly insisting it didn't know the victims' names.
Jahova witnesses don't participate in halloween Guess they don't like random people knocking on their doors
What do you call it when you sleep with a random Mexican? Juan night stand
Me: *trying not to randomly laugh while at a funeral* Random person: I have a very great friend in Rome called Biggus Dickus...
Dr Dr I can’t stop adding random letters to the end of words Sounds like a case of appendicitis...
A random person helped me finish my origami swan one the train today. Thanks for the fold, kind stranger.
A random person came up to me and said I look crazy I’m not. I have food allergies. It’s hard to be crazy and allergic to peanuts.
I whispered in this random woman's ear and she told me her favourite Alfred Hitchcock film. "Psycho," she said.
Some random dude bodyslammed me at a rave and almost broke my back He was angry that I didn't take my hat off when 009 Sound System's Dreamscape started playing.
What do you say when someone does something really random? Wednesday, Thursday, Friday
I've started to wonder why the UK doesn't just pick a random kid from Eton to sort out Brexit ..I mean, he's going to have to do it eventually
I bought a German Shepard yesterday All he does is run around in the field with his shepard staff herding random Germans into tidy lines for schnitzel
What's the difference between oooh and aaah?
2 inches.
Credit goes to the random old lady who told me the joke :p
Two random variables were talking in a bar... They thought they were being discrete, but I could hear their chatter continuously.
I recently noticed how often a lot of random girls would wink at me only they wink both of their eyes at the same time
Two random variables were talking in a bar. They thought they were being discrete but I heard their chatter continuously.
A guy with an inverted sight boarded a bus to a random location. Whoops, wrong sub.
What catch phrase do white girls and statisticians share in common? "That's totally random"
A random stranger laughed at how I was lactose intolerant How dairy
People with dysgraphia (inability to spell) also tend to answer arithmetical problems in an unpredictable, seemingly random matter. According to them, you can't spell "calculation" without "luck".
You must have been born on a highway...
...because that's where most accidents happen.
Thanks random kid on CS:GO.
Random Guy at Chipotle A random guy at Chipotle said "give me a high five" and afterwards said "you should wash that hand"...not sure whether to laugh or not.
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