Anne Frank showed a cunning and resolve that any Jew would have been proud of. Two years rent free.
I feel bad for Anne Frank
She had her diary published for all the world to read, which is every girl's worst nightmare!
And she didn't get paid for it, which is every Jew's worst nightmare.
I feel sorry for Anne Frank... First she gets her diary published, which is every girl's worst nightmare, but on top of that she doesn't get any money from it, which is every Jew's worst nightmare.
Why did Germany almost go bankrupt? Because the Holo-cost a lot of money. Anne Frankly, it wasn't worth it.
I don't know why everyone had such a hard time finding Anne Frank. When I went to Amsterdam, there was literally signs all over the place telling me where her house is.
john-yea,whats up jeff
jeff-did u see the directors cut of the diary of anne frank?
john-haha,no i did not know there was such a thing
jeff-well,it has this super hot shower scene
What's the difference between Harry Potter and Anne Frank?
Harry made it out of the chamber
My gf told me this joke, idk where she heard it
Amsterdam, 26 October1942, about tea time.
Mr Frank - "Shhhh Quiet everybody ... the Germans are coming".
Anne Frank - "I am too"
So I heard they're demolishing Hitlers house Anne Frankly, I'm surprised they didn't do it already. I hope they step on the gas and burn the place down.
What was the last line in Anne Frank's diary? Just a moment, someone's knocking on the door..
There was a pub quiz last week And there was a round on Literature. The question was "Name the book where the characters all lived behind a wardrobe". Imagine the disgust when I shouted "The diary of Anne Frank"!
Did you hear about the chain of German restaurants opening up this year? They're going to be serving Sausages, Brats, Anne Franks.
I feel bad for Anne Frank First, she gets her diary published which is every girl's worst nightmare then, she doesn’t make any money from it which is every Jews' worst nightmare!
My buddy Frank is a HUGE fan of diarrhea. I was thinking of writing a book about him, but it looks like the title is already taken. "The Diary of Anne Frank"
The Coronavirus is somewhat like The Diary of Anne Frank... ... but she had to stay inside to avoid Germans.
I don't wanna be homophobic or something, but... ...Anne Frank really should've never come out of the closet.
Do you know why the German Wehrmacht girls are in Holland?
As mattresses for the soldiers
*Courtesy Anne Frank's Diary*
It's not the gift, but the thought that counts So how does getting Anne Frank a drum set for her birthday stack up?
A recently discovered European WWII era manuscript tells the story of a young Jewish girl who often had liquidy bowel movements. It's called *"The Diarrhea of Anne Frank."*