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What’s the difference between Anne Frank and a Boy Scout? A Boy Scout comes back from camp.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny Anne frankly, they need to stop

Anne Frank showed a cunning and resolve that any Jew would have been proud of. Two years rent free.

I feel bad for Anne Frank She had her diary published for all the world to read, which is every girl's worst nightmare!

And she didn't get paid for it, which is every Jew's worst nightmare.

I feel sorry for Anne Frank... First she gets her diary published, which is every girl's worst nightmare, but on top of that she doesn't get any money from it, which is every Jew's worst nightmare.

You're as useless as... Anne Frank's drumset

Jokes about jews aren't funny. Anne frankly they are quite offensive.

Why did Germany almost go bankrupt? Because the Holo-cost a lot of money. Anne Frankly, it wasn't worth it.

I was recently told a Holocaust joke Anne Frankly it was terrible.

What's brown and runs in the attic? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank

Holocaust jokes are... out of Mein Kamf-ort zone, Anne Frank-ly I find them offensive.

What's brown and hides in the attic? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank

I don't know why everyone had such a hard time finding Anne Frank. When I went to Amsterdam, there was literally signs all over the place telling me where her house is.

Holocaust jokes ARE NOT funny Anne Frankly, they make me disgusted.

What was the last cooking implement used by Anne Frank? A Dutch Oven

joke time jeff-hey john

john-yea,whats up jeff

jeff-did u see the directors cut of the diary of anne frank?

john-haha,no i did not know there was such a thing

jeff-well,it has this super hot shower scene

john-oh fuck

What's a Jew's favorite brand of hotdog? Anne Frank's

Guys.. Seriously Jew jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly They're childish and offensive

What's the difference between Harry Potter and Anne Frank? Harry made it out of the chamber

My gf told me this joke, idk where she heard it

Amsterdam, 26 October1942, about tea time. Mr Frank - "Shhhh Quiet everybody ... the Germans are coming".

Anne Frank - "I am too"

So I heard they're demolishing Hitlers house Anne Frankly, I'm surprised they didn't do it already. I hope they step on the gas and burn the place down.

I want to start a kosher hotdog company And call it Anne Franks...

What smelled so bad it almost cost a young girl her life? Anne Frank's diarrhea.

My friend told me a Holocaust joke Anne Frankly I didn't like it.

I'm sick of all these World War II jokes on here! Anne Frankly, they're terrible!

What was the last line in Anne Frank's diary? Just a moment, someone's knocking on the door..

What is #2’s favorite book to read? The diarrhea of Anne Frank

There was a pub quiz last week And there was a round on Literature. The question was "Name the book where the characters all lived behind a wardrobe". Imagine the disgust when I shouted "The diary of Anne Frank"!

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. ...Anne Frankly I won't stand for them.

Did you hear about the chain of German restaurants opening up this year? They're going to be serving Sausages, Brats, Anne Franks.

what does your dog and anne frank have in common? an average lifespan of 15 years

Holocaust jokes arent funny anne frankly, I think they're tasteless.

Who's the best hide and go seek player Anne Frank

What is brown and hides in the attic ? The diarrhea of Anne Frank.

I don't like Jewish jokes. Anne Frankly I won't stand them.

What's Jewish and runs? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank

What is brown and sits in a toilet in a dutch attic? The diarrhea of Anne Frank.

I feel bad for Anne Frank First, she gets her diary published which is every girl's worst nightmare then, she doesn’t make any money from it which is every Jews' worst nightmare!

Who was the famous writer, that died in WWII? I don't know Anne Frankly I don't care.

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My buddy Frank is a HUGE fan of diarrhea. I was thinking of writing a book about him, but it looks like the title is already taken. "The Diary of Anne Frank"

The Coronavirus is somewhat like The Diary of Anne Frank... ... but she had to stay inside to avoid Germans.

I don't wanna be homophobic or something, but... ...Anne Frank really should've never come out of the closet.

Jewish jokes are unfunny Anne frankly they are kind of offensive

What do you call a jew with a hot dog? An Anne Frank

Do you know why the German Wehrmacht girls are in Holland? As mattresses for the soldiers

*Courtesy Anne Frank's Diary*

What's brown and hides in the attic? The diarrhoea of Anne Frank.

I do not approve of Jew jokes on this subreddit. Anne Frankly I won't stand for it.

You will never guess what I found in my attic bathroom... The diarrhea of Anne Frank

You're about as useful as... Anne Frank's drum set.

You're about as useful as... Anne Frank's drumkit

It's not the gift, but the thought that counts So how does getting Anne Frank a drum set for her birthday stack up?

Holocaust jokes aren't funny Anne Frankly, I won't stand for it.

A recently discovered European WWII era manuscript tells the story of a young Jewish girl who often had liquidy bowel movements. It's called *"The Diarrhea of Anne Frank."*

What's brown and stinky in my attic? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank

I don't like holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly you shouldn't either.

World War II jokes aren't funny... Anne Frank-ly I don't care for them.

Jew Jokes Aren't Funny. Anne Frankly I find them offensive.

Which book has the worst cliffhanger? Anne Frank's Diary

I'm sick and tired of hearing Jew jokes! Anne Frankly, none of them are even that good.

Anne Frank's famous last words. Brb, door

Holocaust humor... ...I really do not find it very funny, Anne Frankly you shouldn't either!

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